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shiftythrifting · 8 days
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Seeing a woman's much loved motorcycle vest in an indoor flea market is tragic.
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trans-wojak · 7 months
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puckee · 1 year
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How come I just slept for a solid 9 hours but I still feel like someone just shoved 60 bricks into my mouth and then punched me in the face ????
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threeostrichesinacoat · 7 months
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Is anyone else really proud of something they did as a kid like “oh you have a masters degree in health, that’s nice but did you ever actually say the definition of a rhyme instead of making an example like all the other kids when the teacher asked ‘what would you tell an alien if they asked what a rhyme is?’ in TK?”
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cycolinka-von-pusia · 10 months
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I always feel worthless like im jugling so much shit designing, sewing, drawing, gaming, home, schoolwork, gaming, drag, writing
I just want a week of non stop sleep like a hibernation or something
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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helianthusjaebean · 1 year
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Woes of a sad poet
There is something oddly poetic about having your ambitions, hopes and dreams stolen away. It's like you're idly wandering through a sea of new aspirations and hobbies and ideals, but none of them is yours. In turn, you're exhausted and sad with no pastime and nothing to work towards. There's truly nothing like the dull humdrum of life without something to make you happy.
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riacte · 2 years
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Unironically, watching Hermitcraft has like, changed my perception of age for the better? Like, my friend was jokingly calling a 32yo a “dilf” and I was like “that’s so young???” (I don’t really care how old the hermits are but in my mind I’ve viewed mid/late-thirties as the median). I think it’s really reassuring that the hermits can be married, have kids, and still work full time as a professional YouTuber and pour so much passion in a video game and it works. The hermits have a chillness which I suppose is associated with more life experience (since a lot of other CCs are younger than the HC group). Sometimes I’ll sit here like “man I haven’t accomplished anything in life :(“, then I’ll remember I’m not even 20, and a lot of the people I watch switched to full time quite recently, which means they were like 30/40ish when they did so. Obviously I know life doesn’t stop at 30 or 40 or 50 or whatever, but sometimes when I spiral and think everyone else my age is accomplishing so much, it’s nice to be following CCs that break me out of it by simply existing.
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squishyneet · 4 months
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⋆ ˚。 eugene x bimbo wife! reader headcanons ⋆୨୧˚
tw dark content: bimbo-ness (bimboism?? . . .), misogyny
a bimbo is his dream type of wife. he wants a wife who looks pretty and smells good all the time. it's a breath of fresh air after dealing with mean, stinky, gangsters all day. literally.
despite having numerous servants; when they got married, it was his hope that she might learn how to cook so he could come home to a warm meal with his wife waiting for him.
he makes hints by saying he would love to taste her cooking or baking, but she is always too dumb to figure out what he is trying to say.
he'll spend as much money as it takes to keep her happy and looking pretty. clothes, makeup, perfume, etc. he loves seeing his wife getting ready and looking pretty for him. he likes having her sit in his lap so he can smell and feel her.
sometimes, he'll even join her in the bath and help her wash up. he indulges himself, feeling up his sweet and soft wife, rubbing soap and lotion on her skin, giving extra attention to her breasts and hips.
his wife is somewhat sex-obsessed and loves intimacy. so he teases his poor wifey.
stopping just before going in for a kiss, rubbing her hips and groping her butt as he's leaving for work, etc.
however, when he gets home, he knows he has to make it up to his wife. so he freshens up and joins her as she waits in bed.
as much as he loves playing with his wife, he likes making conversation, too. he likes asking her about the things she's interested in, like makeup, her hair, her nails, a new skincare product she tried. he knows she is home all day long and the servants are not much fun to talk to, so he asks questions so she can let out what she's been thinking.
Eugene sits by the bath and watches lovingly as his wife picks up product after product from the counter. "I've foamed up this cleanser as much as I can, and it still dries out my skin. Eugene, can we go to the store tomorrow?"
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shiftythrifting · 1 month
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sorry to blow up your submissions but i have a lot of pics of thrifted things and i only just found this blog and im excited
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hugs-and-stabbies · 4 months
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Johnny Slaughter(Sawyer) 🥺👉👈
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more than happy to feed my troops 🫡🫡🫡
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alpacacare-archive · 6 months
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why you booing me im right
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linterteatime · 1 year
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Like, subscribe and turn on notifications for more crazy-ass crossovers
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dougielombax · 2 months
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The ongoing impact of Brexit is like a political whalefall.
Except instead of the dead remains of a blue whale, it’s the bloated, swollen, fat carcass of some infernal creature not fit for this world, leaking oil and excrement, irradiated into oblivion, occasionally belching smoke, constantly pouring out blood-soaked disease ridden currency, setting rivers on fire and polluting the fuck out of the entire surrounding area leaving it irreparably damaged and riddled with disease for generations.
With NO ecological or scientific benefit whatsoever.
Hazmat crews trying to manage the contamination and contain it. And so on.
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oddlyzephyrous · 2 months
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SILLY PROPOSAL TO FELLOW GHOSTIES- ive got a little idea about the names q!Bad vs q!Halo
so some of us have been calling this freshly resurrected Bad q!Halo, right? And I think that's a super cool name. BUT. I do agree with some ppl I saw saying that it doesn't fit too well for him, because he is still so obviously himself, just confused and missing memories.
SO HERE IS MY PROPOSAL:
Since this is still the q!Bad we know and love, just a little mixed up right now, we call THIS GUY q!Bad:
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Second Part of the proposal. I really like the name q!Halo. I think it looks cool. SO i'd like to keep using it. AND WE HAVE A PERFECT CANDIDATE. We don't know much about him yet... but maybe soon we will. SO. I propose to you that the Mysterious BadBoyHalo in the Nether, surrounded by skulk, wielding a Netherite Sword, should be given the super cool new moniker q!Halo.
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The man himself..... Now it'll be easier to refer to this mysterious character instead of the whole description, and we get to keep using the name qHalo!
THIS IS A SUGGESTION THOUGH. YOU DON'T GOTTA LISTEN TO ME, I'M JUST A SILLY GOOSE. But I think it'd be really cool and I wanted to see if you guys liked the idea.
love you ghosties <3 <3 <3
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you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question
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