#oc: phoebus apollus

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Tolfdir, to Ancano: I trust my students. If they said they didn’t do it, then they didn’t do it.

later

Tolfdir, to the apprentices: All right. Which one of you did it?

#what'd they do? I don't know #tolfdir #ancano #aldmeri dominion #brelyna maryon #j'zargo #onmund #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: jessie

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Brelyna Maryon: I'm the kind of gal that likes to think things through.

Phoebus: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

#IT'S MY WIZARD BOY I MISSED HIM #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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Brelyna Maryon: Having a boyfriend is so awesome, like there’s just a guy in your house whose job it is to know where countries are and what exactly the Stormcrown Interregnum was.

Phoebus: 🥰

#brelyna maryon #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #stormcrown Interregnum #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

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Brelyna Maryon: Yes, I'm a reasonably intelligent person.

J'Zargo: Yes, J'Zargo is a dumbass and a fool.

Brelyna: Multiple things can be true.

Phoebus: I'm a part-time idiot. I take days off.

Onmund: I'm stupid by choice.

#you can tell i love bre when i make her look good at the possible expense of J'Zargo's character #brelyna maryon #oc: phoebus apollus #onmund #j'zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: gaud

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Brelyna Maryon: I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse: expelled.

Onmund and J'Zargo: *entangling in a living nirnroot powered by sigil stones, a decayed Taproot, something distinctly Daedric, and a pat of butter*

Phoebus: . . . you have a point.

#brelyna maryon #j'zargo #onmund #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: harry potter

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Phoebus: Slam this locker door on my hand.

J'Zargo: Okay.

J'Zargo: *goes to slam door*

Phoebus: What are you doing? You’re supposed to tell me that breaking my fingers isn’t the answer!

J'Zargo: No, this one honestly thinks this is the best option.

#smh #oc: phoebus apollus #J'Zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: lab rats

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Onmund: If we don’t get out of this alive . . . If we’re all about to die . . . Phoebus, J'Zargo, I love you, guys!

Brelyna Maryon: *comes in* *turns on the light* *banishes J'Zargo's feral flame atronach* *accidentally sets fire to J'Zargo's tail* *dumps a pitcher of water on him*

Phoebus: . . .

Onmund: . . .

J'zargo: . . .

Phoebus: So do you wanna talk about somethi—

Onmund: No, thank you.

J'zargo: Ow.

Brelyna: WTF

#onmund #J'zargo #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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Brelyna Maryon: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead.

Phoebus: What does coral even get stressed about?

Onmund: Current events.

J'Zargo: Get out.

#oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #onmund #j'zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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Onmund: That went terribly!

Brelyna Maryon: Oh, absolutely. It was a disaster!

J'zargo: Complete fail.

Phoebus: We shot straight over mishap and right into catastrophe territory.

Onmund: . . . we're doing it again, aren't we?

Brelyna:

J'Zargo:

Phoebus:

Brelyna: Sure, why not?

J'Zargo: This one says go for it.

Phoebus: Totally.

#oh dear #Onmund #J'Zargo #brelyna maryon #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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Brelyna Maryon: *seeing Phoebus drunk on the floor* You okay, Phoebus?

Phoebus: Lynaaaaa! Hi! Hey, hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss ‘em!

#brelyna maryon #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: helluva boss

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Phoebus to the other apprentices while the college is being overrun by magic anomalies and Ancano's maniacal laughter: Hey, do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is?

J'Zargo: Please.

Onmund: By Talos, yes.

Brelyna Maryon: I'll bring the sweetrolls.

#by talos this can't be happening #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #j'zargo #onmund #ancano #eye of magnus #containment #sweetroll #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

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Tolfdir: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Onmund: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Phoebus: I got distracted halfway through.

Brelyna Maryon: I'm exhausted so everytime I blink, I skip forward five minutes.

J'Zargo: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#have y'all ever been so tired that when you blink you feel like you've time traveled because you were microsleeping? yeah #tolfdir #onmund #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #j'zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: unknown #except the line about sleeping and blinking. that's me

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J'Zargo: Unlike these three, J'Zargo's IQ makes double figures.

Onmund: Um . . .

Phoebus: I don't think . . .

Brelyna Maryon: . . . I think it’s triple figures you’re aiming at.

#we all know he meant double double figures #J'Zargo's iq is 20/20 #j'zargo #onmund #brelyna maryon #oc: phoebus apollus #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: would i lie to you?

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Phoebus: We’re kind of missing something, guys.

Brelyna Maryon: Cohesion?

Brelyna: Teamwork?

Brelyna: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Onmund: And J'Zargo is not here.

Phoebus: *nod nod*

Brelyna: Oh and that, too.

#where is cat boy #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #onmund #J'Zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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Onmund: I want to buy a watch.

J'Zargo: But where are you going to find 100 gold?

Phoebus: We could sell my soul.

J'Zargo Yeah, but where are you going to find the other 95 gold?

Brelyna Maryon: Guys, no.

#no #j'zargo #onmund #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: unknown

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Brelyna Maryon: *steals some of Phoebus' fries at dinner*

Phoebus: *quietly puts the engagement ring back in his pocket*

Onmund: *snatches some of J'Zargo's fries and pokes them out of his mouth*

Onmund: Look! I'm a horker!

J'Zargo: *dumps the tray of fries on Onmund's head*

#i thought sharing was caring guys c'mon #with friends like these right? #onmund #j'zargo #oc: phoebus apollus #brelyna maryon #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr