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Nerevar Indoril: I'm not like other girls.
The Nerevarine: I don't die when I'm killed.
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Vivec: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Alvivecia: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Vivec: Seize the dick.
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Sheogorath: She's it for me. Alvivecia is it. But I can't pursue her, I just can't. She deserves better than me.
Sanguine: So what are you going to do?
Sheogorath: Imagine bumping into her in Tamriel in five years, with a husband? And Alvivecia tells me she's a painter, and they live in Blacklight now?
Sanguine: We'd have to kill that guy.
Sheogorath: Yeah, and we'd get caught, I'd get the electric chair.
Sanguine: And I go to prison as your accomplice. And I'd have to wear that really heavy denim, or that bright orange, and that would really wash me out, you know, I'm pale enough already. And I'd go to the cafeteria line, with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom, in front of hundreds of people.
Sanguine: Sheo, you gotta talk to the Nerevarine!
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The Nerevarine, to Vivec: I told all the kwama about what you did, by the way. Good luck next time you’re out on the Azura'a Coast.
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There is no place so haunted as the human heart.
Alvivecia Moon-and-Star, before killing Dagoth Ur and Almalexia, probably
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Dagoth Ur, to the Nerevarine: If I have a crush on you that's my business. It literally has nothing to do with you.
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Not to self-diagnose, but something is wrong . . .
Alvivecia Moon-and-Star, after contracting Corpus, probably
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Dagoth Ur: I think we can be evil as a treat.
Nerevarine: We?
Dagoth Ur: We. :)
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The Nerevarine: Screw me if I’m wrong but—
Dagoth Ur: You’re wrong.
The Nerevarine: I didn’t—
Dagoth Ur: YOU’RE WRONG!
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The Nerevarine: I have feelings for you.
Sheogorath: Me too.
The Nerevarine: So what are we?
Sheogorath: Feelers.
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Dagoth Ur: I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Nerevar, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.
Alvivecia: Shut your face.
Dagoth Ur: Exactly my point.
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Nerevarine: When you see him, please don’t freak out, okay?
Vivec: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating, I’ll always be accepting of them.
Nerevarine: All right, you can come in!
Sheogorath: *appears in a cloud of cheese dust, striking a pose with jazz hands*
Vivec: Sheogorath, get out of the way! I’m trying to see who the Nerevarine is dating!
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Aryon: If scribs knew what sin was, they wouldn't even care.
Alvivecia: I don't care either. Screw trigonometry.
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Almalexia: I was slaughtering on the battlefield before you were even born.
The Nerevarine: Okay, boomer.
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Dagoth Ur: I will destroy everything you love!
The Nerevarine: What if I love you?
Dagoth Ur: Joke's on you, I've been self-destructive my entire life.
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What do you mean you can still cast spells!? Azura revoked your paladin card and I blew up your holy symbol. That's like getting into a bar after the bouncer destroyed your fake ID!
The Nerevarine, to Vivec, after the destruction of the Heart of Lorkhan, probably
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