Erlang being a father-brother-uncle-mentor figure to Sun Wukong is the same as Nezha putting a hand to Xiaotian’s shoulder and comforting him during the LBD S3 finale special
I genuinely can see Erlang doing this with Wukong when he doubted if his pilgrim brothers needed him or not…
(Where’s my screenshot redraws—)
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Going on a beach holiday with the love of your life, Satoru Gojo, who you've been with for many years now, only to arrive, surf board in hand, wet suit donned, for him to say-
"I can't swim."
He's been dodging around it for years but now it's finally out there he's relieved.
But it's a little too late and you collapse on the beach with laughter then run into the water, watching him paddle and sulk a little while you ride some waves.
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I have an incurable brain disease, I can’t watch two men beat the shit out of each other without imagining them violently fucking
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“I’m a dominate male”
You’re a loser who discovered the noir photo filter
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If Callum and Rayla are travelling through Xadia alone together, can we please get some Elf Callum again? Or Human Rayla?
Elf Callum and Human Rayla? Together? Can they be super dumb again soon.
Pretty please.
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This is such a good cast these people are crazy and funny I love them
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I am now terribly tempted to write a series of oneshots of various historical events with some russian guy just... THERE
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this will always be near and dear to my heart
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What time is it? Time for Dragon Kiryu.
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I am concluding that Prey (2022) is baller for a similar set of reasons to Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), which include:
Let women do things (specifically: murder)
You only need like three pages of dialogue to carry your 90-minute movie if you actually know how to write good dialogue
Sometimes 100% of the time super-complex “look at my galaxy brain” plots… are worse (cough fuckmarvelcough)
Mind-bogglingly hot shirtless dudes (who still die)
Top-notch violence without a whit of threatened sexual violence (yes MMFR has this in the backstory but not onscreen)
White ppl are fckn stupid
Bonus point for Prey: the dog lives.
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