#obnoxious management

[simurghed]

i rly do think the undersiders should have gone to an ikea .. aisha & alec start bouncing on all of the beds w their shoes on & pretending to b several different couples of several wildly different contexts & orientations having breakups that r mortifying for everybody involved except them & also possibly lisa i think will sometimes join in & pretend to b the judge at the divorce trial if she is feeling particularly whimsical that day .. brian contemplates suicide .. brian contemplates murder-suicide .. brian contemplates .. taylor thoroughly examines the insides of every single piece of furniture w her bugs to maximise efficiency but for all purposes & appearances she is just dissociating under the white ikea lights

#i feel terrible leaving rachel out of these but she just would not go to an ikea #she doesnt do that #but they do bring her food from the food court #brian is managing the trolley w the items they intend to actually buy #aisha n alec r stuffing another trolley w pillows n plush toys n carting each other around n zooming down the aisles at v obnoxious speeds #taylor also buys one of those soft dog beds .. for rachel .. if u even care #undersiders

[tomato-fiction]

limbussed again I fear

#limbus dante #limbus company #lcb fanart #digital art #art #I love seeing Dante in obnoxiously bright colours #and also chains #sorry manager bud #project moon #dante

[connorsnothereeither]

I just had the odd realisation that like… I don’t think Quixus/the Wack really exist in my Fable fics?🧍

They definitely do in Brink… Sort of. It’s complicated we’ll get there eventually in the next book-

But like, Blood and the Band AU? I don’t like… know how to make that work at all? I genuinely got nothing for them in those AUs I don’t know how they fit akgskagsk

#actually I have one singular idea #I think it’s funny if Band AU Quixis is like… a really obnoxious dubstep performer who plays at raves #and they manage to book out all the gigs Sherbert wants #on the brink of scientific discovery #fablesmp #fable smp #fable smp sherbert #sherbverse #quixis #fable smp quixis #fanfic

[spotsupstuff]

Cap's got a new voice claim! feat. a tiny bit of Sparrows n her's unchanged vc because 1. it's cute to hear them together and 2. I snorted. The vibes are so different

[songs: So Familiar by Jean Castel and Driving Myself Home by Rose Betts]

#rw #oc tag #oc: caper of euros #oc: three sparrows #philosophy sessions au #ramble time. kai ninyago as Capie of Rossie wasn't Bad but i've been working on him lately- like looking into his faults their causes their #-evolution and what role he's supposed to play beyond Row's death (esp. in Preacher's life (Euros manages to be terrifying for the kid)) #n i came to the conclusion that he didn't sound Sharp enough. and bratty but like in a teenager boy band kind of way. oh he'd hate that- #-kinda music </3 fuckin european posh kid #the ''tragedy'' of 'Ros on here is that back when i was answerin questions with the chars 'Ros n 'Row were constantly together and that- #-didn't allow them to really show who they are because they bring out the best in each other. Sparrows is braver with him having her back- #-and he's not a rude fucker (one of the reasons i turned off asks is cuz i figured they weren't actually helpful. only stressed me out n- #-as result the world/character building became lackluster) #Euros is still a silly guy who's scared to hurt someone/thing physically! (his inspos are kai ninyago s0kka and kuzc0 so) #but ill be damned if i let any of my characters be *just* a silly guy that is fucking obnoxious #each of these fuckers is a psychological experiment. also sick shit: new 'Ros vc is french apparently :) #he can sing Zephyr songs in Her Tongue™... get it anime chin boy get that multilinguality

[hogoflight]

decided I’m still in love with my TOA cat au. Eventually his kids agree to bring him home and take care of him on a schedule and his youngest (who got mysteriously claimed whilst Apollo was a cat) begged and begged to take him home. So the other kids eventually relented and he (loves Warrior cats so much) gave Apollo an honorary Warrior cats name. (Placeholder will be Rufflepaw / Ruffletail bc he’s a teenager cat! Actually no I feel like the teen awkwardness, self-awareness etc. given to Apollo as Lester when he got turned into a teen could correlate to Being A Scared Kitty.) WORSE THOUGHT: what if Apollo had the same identity crisis he did during the series but instead of “Lester” it was “Ruffletail”. How would that make you (me) feel (very upset). OK ACTUALLY INSTEAD, when Apollo completes his trials (?? WAIT. HOW WOULD HE DO THAT HE’S A CAT HANG ON.) and he publishes his book series about his trials he gently reads them to his (very excited) kids as a bedtime story. They all huddle around him (he is the nightlight and the radiator) as he reads and whenever Apollo reads out his identity crisis sections, every time he says his agreed-upon cat name his youngest yells “RUFFLETAIL!!” after it.

#apollo #toa #cat #toa cat au #dadpollo #HYPOTHETICALLY if I were to mirror the character arcs (as much as I could given. CAT) of the og TOA series AND TAKE THIS VERY SERIOUSLY #I would make the parts where Apollo is being cringe and obnoxious to try his hardest to make sure everyone “knows” he’s super selfish #Instead be him pretending to be over dramatic about being a cat. Generally being a nuisance and not cooperating (shitting in the sink). #but when he drops the 50 layers of denial he’s got going on he admits to himself how ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING it is to be an Actual God #who is now a Cat. and how helpless he feels. I think people around him would realise this when he doesn’t manage to #fake being over dramatic well enough people recognise he’s actually very upset and possibly in pain. And are very gentle and quiet with him #(bc he’s literally just a scared shaking cat :((( bless him) #Him realising the consequences of his actions would come from him being much weaker -> knowing what feeling utterly helpless feels like. #Much of the tragedy would come from being unable to communicate or apollogise with people he’s hurt currently (more intense motivation to #Apologise and communicate when he’s a god) #BUT then again this is if you were to take this seriously I like it silly 💃🕺 #I also like that he’s just being rotated around various people’s houses over the summer and Suffering. #Poor baby but also he absolutely deserves it <33 he’s learning!!

[fictionadventurer]

#random thought of the day #polls #just in case humanity ever manages to correct this massive oversight #and domesticates bears like they should have done a long time ago #you all know i'd be an obnoxious polar bear mom #but i'll admit a little black bear sounds pretty cool too

[sapphorror]

The one thing even funnier than Dib growing taller while Zim stays the same size is Zim growing like, 2 cm at some point and having a fucking holiday parade about it, only for Dib to then grow taller while he stays at the same size. Never has Dib managed to ruin one of Zim's wins so perfectly, and it's the one time he's not even trying to be spiteful. The guy's just got them genes.

#invader zim #zim #dib #zadp #iz posting #natterings #really though i feel like theres not NEARLY enough appreciation for how obnoxiously ecstatic he would be to get even the tiniest bit taller #it would be a whole event everyone on irk AND earth would have to know about it #anyway bonus points if zim absolutely takes this as a personal slight worthy of enacting characteristically disproportionate vengeance #because somehow even when hes doing literally nothing whatsoever dib manages to get himself in deep shit

[whippetcrimes]

Probably the reason for clinginess

#will we ever finish painting? who knows #anyways theyre doing pretty well being calm near each other now #misty is sooo obnoxiously pushy with dogs who dont enforce their own boundaries #ive never had such a pushy dog tbh and i find it difficult to manage #ive also never had a dog like this pug or partner's sister's dog who let themselves be trampled... #whippet #misdemeanor #dogblr #petblr #nobu #pug

[ragsy]

Subject lines I wrote for the weekly eNewsletter for work:

"Need help preparing your taxes?"

"Spring break is around the corner!"

"Check out our newest art exhibit!"

My coworker's "edits" (re-written by chatgpt and then published without consulting anyone else)

"Indulge in the Extraordinary Adventure of Tax Prep!"

"Embark on a Literary Adventure Experience!"

"Immerse Yourself in the Extraordinary World of Pastels!"

#ragsycon exclusive #maybe my first drafts are a little boring but from a marketing standpoint those edits are fucking obnoxious #🔪🔪🔪 #she doesn't trust my judgement on anything I do for marketing but the eNews subject lines are the only things she has direct control over #even though she already threw me under the bus by assigning me to managing the eNews without asking (she's not my boss) #guess what bucko if you're forcing me to be in charge of it then you can live with my choices or you can discuss it with me

[arolesbianism]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONI EARTH HAD SMOG SO BAD THEY COULDNT EVEN USE SOLAR ENERGY??? JUST FOUND THAT LOG AND. HEY???

YEAH I KNOW RIGHT most of the oni logs are so stuck within gravitas that it's easy to skip over the random little bits of fucked up world building, with the smog being my favorite piece cause it implies a whole fuckton of other environmental issues and it's suddenly like damn these guys were rly just living their lives while half suffocating huh

#rat rambles #oni posting #like as a hashtag grew up in hawaii guy even mild smog already sucks I cant imagine what enough smog to block the sun would do #like you just know theres like a billion other crisies going on like at the very least with water #which in turn also means food #which means that water purification facilities are a must #which need power #its that full circle that also somehow manages to tie into the gameplay babey #luckily the smog doesn't as pumping gasses into space is a much easier option when you dont have an atmosphere #speaking of space and sky travel must have been obnoxious on oni earth #like if it was thick enough to prevent solar power it definitely was making the sky a smudgy mess at best #Ill assume that there was enough light to see but the sky itself was probably always just grey smog #and Im pretty sure in that same log its mentioned that nuclear power is banned or smth? so probably some incidents there #all in all I dont wanna know what a rainy day on oni earth felt like

[tswwwit]

Ok, so you've covered people/demons being interested in Dipper but what about creatures/demons trying to be a homewrecker and disrupt Bill n dip's marriage?? Bill's admirers jealous that dipper gets to marry Bill, like why does a lowly human gets to be with Bill but I Merfrassandra the Third that is the heir to bla bla bla bla bla bla (too lazy to type at this part) doesn't?!? It's not fair!

Oh, there's absolutely a contingent of those! Bill Cipher's one of the most powerful beings around, and most of the others on his level are unavailable for a variety of reasons. He's probably been voted Most Egregious Bachelor quite a few times over the eons!

Anyone looking to sidle on into Dipper's spot probably has the following thought process:

Bill Cipher is willing to commit, for once in his eternal life

Getting close to Bill comes with Power and Reach and Authority. Interdimensional influence, even.

And he’s good looking!

He’s hitched to some dumb young human who at best will last another few decades

Bill's a lot of things, but he's not an idiot. He knows that mortal's gonna be worm food soon enough.

If I eliminate the competition, that Committed Relationship space opens up! No human could be possibly better than me!

And yeah, so what if Bill’s pissed for a bit? He’s not gonna be that attached to a mortal

Anyone who confronted Bill about this would at best be laughed right out of the room. At worst? He's collecting parts of them as reasons not to pull the same stunt.

Dipper, however, absolutely sees people trying to open up his 'spot'. Whether he realizes that's what they're after is a tossup. But if he does? I doubt he's telling Bill about the reason for his latest near-death experience.

#It just feels awkward to go up to Bill like #Uhhhh so someone who really wanted to get with you tried to kill me #For one it fuels Bill's ego. Indirectly. And for another Dipper just feels. Weird about being desired by someone so *desirable* #It's probably a fluke he tells himself. Just that one oddball who was also into Bill #Nevermind that he runs into one more often than anyone would like #But let's be honest - Dipper's not *wrong* #Most beings are after Bill for the power and influence and handsome demon. Not Bill Himself #He's 100% Obnoxious even for a demon because he can get away with it #You'd have to be a real weird nerd to be into his brand of all-knowing geeky asshole and confident dickishness #Don't worry Dipper your space is safe. Even if someone did manage to knock you off #Bill isn't getting over THAT anytime soon #answers #I don't think Bill *has* any currently-extant exes #But if there *was* someone he had a fling with millenia ago and they tried to taunt Dipper about it #They might face awkward 'haha yeah...' followed by jealous immolation

[hydrasaura]

now that i think abt it, looking back, srmthfg did a lot of stuff that i liked so much, let’s say regarding the main character. I find Chiro’s case so interesting because despite the fact that he is never given any backstory whatsoever, he becomes meaningful through his actions and becomes established and distinguished through his interactions with others. I think he is such a likeable character but not in the way that he’s perfect, he has his flaws and fears that he overcomes or struggles with. He is shown multiple times being kind towards others, even towards hideous creatures or animals (i mean it would be ironic for him to hate animals given that he lives with monkeys) which at the time was like such a breath of fresh air for me. Also the way characters constantly belittle/make fun of him for hanging out with animals and he just pretty much tells all of them to f off which is great. The majority of times the villains aren’t even naturally evil but corrupted by the evil force and the main characters recognize that and try to help as much as they can. Another thing that i like abt Chiro is that he’s supposed to be ‘’the chosen one’’ but he isn’t overpowered, he has several established moves which he uses throughout the show or improves and that’s it. and he loses, A LOT. Like there’s this great accent placed on the fact that they are a team and on how they are constantly saving each other.

AND GOD let me tell you, i dislike mechs, among all animals primates and monkeys are my least favorite and yet this show has somehow managed to make me love BOTH. The way they made me care so deeply abt each freaking technicolor monkey, about this pink mary-sue-ish robot-girl, and about that plain-ass looking super robot is INSANE. The writer somehow managed to give them so much personality. When Antauri [redacted] I was literally not okay for several weeks. I related to Gibson so much and his beef with Sprx was so fun and his relationship with Otto so nice. Nova was badass and funny and i loved the big sister kind of relationship she had with Chiro. I can’t even chose a fave out of the monkeys because they complemented each other so well. Jinmay seemed sorta boring at first but the fact that she was a robot made everything so much more interesting, i absolutely loved all the times when they would pit her against the heroes. I also loved that she was established from the beginning and kept being a recurring character even becoming a member of the team but not in the way that it would break the team’s mojo. The super-robot was so plain but the way they constantly showed us it was sentient was so eerie. AND god the villains where compelling, terrifying and idk felt like a constant looming threat. Idk maybe it’s nostalgia speaking but this show had so much shit that somehow newer shows/anime constantly miss and it makes me sad when i remember how it ended and how it has been literally forgotten by everyone. Sometimes i think it’s a fever dream because nobody ever mentions it, not even when they are talking abt ‘‘forgotten shows’‘ :’)))

#the way demon slayer has a superb animation but doesn't hold a candle to this show in terms of character development for example #I realize that maybe srmthfg is the reason why i sorta like anime where #it begins like black lagoon #you are given a character that becomes your eyes in discovering ''the team'' #and despite very little back story being told abt each character you grow to love them because of their personality #and the way they interact with eachother #it's like you become part of the story somehow #srmthfg #long post #rant #also i just remembered how when i watched voltron i kept thinking #this is so boring i've seen it before in srmthfg #but srmthfg took a lot of inspiration from the og voltron #and yet it has still managed to make a story that i liked more than the voltron reboot #like this is the thing i love abt this show so much #they took inspiration from star wars voltron other important anime #mashed everything up and made something great and unique #no over the top obnoxious references like how now each freaking show needs to have an obligatory evangelion reference #it was a pure love-letter to all those great franchises and IT SHOWS

[retphienix]

To anyone who assumes I am some level headed and kind Tenno in 100% of cases, just know that I don't practice what I preach all the time lmao

I will gleefully waste a sunder titania's time whenever the opportunity arises <3

I have a vendetta against piss poor team experience builds like that one <3

I would gladly take 10 billion inexperienced limbo players spamming bubble and banish over a single game with a copy-paste titania sunder build no matter how fast I want the content to go <3

Also your energy colors being as loud as possible for a build that does THAT just makes you look stupid I hate you <3

I hope there are complications in the future that effectively deletes your account progress and robs you of all your plat <3

#warframe #RetPlays #It's not the NUKE that's the problem- most popular frames are nuke frames #it's the combination of 'One of the fastest frames in the game + spamming obnoxious visuals + nuking the map' that makes it tedious #Following someone who's nuking is fine- following the ugliest lightshow because- #the fastest frame is 3 rooms ahead slamming into walls like an idiot and pressing sunder like their life depends on it is not fine #Boring- go play solo and I hope your pet farts in your room #Ironically while 'slamming into walls spamming sunder' sounds like I'd be anti-Gauss- I'm not. #Because at least Gauss is parkouring around and being cool about how he manages this feat- Titania just holds W and wiggles the mouse

[missjanjie]

if you’re an efl person that, when an esl person says something in the ‘wrong’ way even though you clearly know what they meant, make a point of going ‘ohhhh did you mean [x]????’ just know you’re incredibly obnoxious – if you know what they mean, you don’t need to embarrass them.

#like obviously when my office manager tells me she needs something scanned ‘on both sides’ #i know she doesn’t mean ‘scan each side individually’ but ‘these are double sided’ #and people can be sooo obnoxious about this sort of thing and for WHAT #part of my job is playing translator even when we’re all speaking English