#obey me shitposts

[luckykittysshowerthoughts]

My first impression of Michael when I first started paying attention to the info crumbs about him was "ok so he's like Lucifer but a stoner"

And that impression has yet to be proven wrong

#tell me i'm wrong #i dare you #come on he even has the munchies #obey me michael #obey me shitposts #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #omswd

[absolutepokemontrash]

Some memes for the latest chapter of A Very Lovecraftian exchange student.

Link here!

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[simeons-hips]

The official obey me perfume scents (wrong answers only)

Lucifer - dentist’s office

Mammon - moldy penny

Levi - sardines

Satan - copy paper

Asmo - every perfume scent ever in one bottle

Beel - seshuan sauce

Belphie - blood

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[moemoemammon]

MAMMON

In all his hot hot glory

#for you 😘 #obey me #obey me shitposts #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date? obey me! #shall we date obey me

[with-love-from-hell]

Heya Stormyyy

I know you've been going through it lately and I wanted to request you do something fun so you don't have too much pressure to keep writing when you're working a ton, planning wedding, studying for your license exam, and also living life.

Give me some Lucifer memes pleassseee

Thank you Sarah 💞💞 you're very sweet. Yeah, with everything going on its been hard to set time aside for writing, on top of me and my partner potentially moving in the spring life is just. Alot rn. So yes, I'd love to do this.

Memes That Remind Me of Lucifer

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[mee-op]

grandpa barbatos

#why the hell hasn't anybody talked about this yet #obey me #obey me barbatos #barbatos obey me #barbatos #om barbatos #om #barbatos om #om! #om! barbatos #barbatos om! #obey me shitposts #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes

[shootingstarrfish]

nothing happened but he deliberately says it like this to piss his brothers off

#he totally pretends to be oblivious about it too cause he's a lil shit <33333 #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omswd #om! belphegor #belphegor #obey me art #shitpost

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

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[whatever-fanfics]

Headcanon that the demons and angels don't have that instinct when somethings wrong.

MC *feels the hairs on their arms stand up*: Somethings wrong

Solomon *feels a pit in his stomach*: I agree

Demons and Angels: What the fuck

*Something goes wrong*

The Demons and Angels: What the F U C K 🤯😱🤯

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[boozye]

:3 *approaching violently*

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #boozye did

[luckykittysshowerthoughts]

I have an announcement for you guys tomorrow. But for right now, back to your regularly-scheduled shitposting.

Headcanon that Michael likes synth-pop and specifically Owl City. Idk, I just get the vibes from him that he'd love Owl City.

#obey me #omswd #obey me michael #obey me headcanons #obey me shitposts #obey me music headcanons

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me imagines #obey me mammon #Devildom Court #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[simeons-hips]

YES THIS IS ABOUT ASMO

#LITERALLY THAT ONE INCORRECT CONVOS TEXT POST IS CANON #this is from a hard level- the chapter where it’s asmo v lucifer for essentially prom king #obey me not sfw #obey me nsft #obey me #obey me asmo #obey me mammon #obey me shitposts #obey me memes #obey me funny #obey me screenshot

[moemoemammon]

What if I had a crush on Daikon. Wanted to maybe smooch his cheek. What then.

I heard Daikon's pretty popular, so you better act quick 👀

#you've gotta go through 7 trials before you can even think about dating him #those 7 trials are named Belphie Beel Asmo Satan Levi- #obey me #obey me! #obey me shitposts #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date? obey me! #shall we date obey me

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #i think i'm funny