Chat Log: A Human Child Arrives in the Devildom
Beelzebub: I don’t remember.
Beelzebub: I don't remember that either.
Mammon: Oi, Beel, what the hell are you saying?
Satan: That isn’t Beel. It’s “the new human exchange student”.
Mammon: Why are ya sayin’ that in quotes?
Satan: You’ll see.
Mammon: The hell does that mean?!
Beelzebub: I fell.
Beelzebub: I fell out a tree and then I was here.
Lucifer: Satan, Asmo, Beel. I thought I said to look after the human child. Why is it sending nonsense in the chat?
Asmo: It can’t talk, so we’re asking it questions out loud and having it answer like this!
Lucifer: Why did you not create a new chat where you could interrogate it without annoying the rest of us?
Satan: Convenience. This chat already existed.
Mammon: Whoa whoa whoa, did you say human CHILD? Why the hell did you guys recruit a child?
Lucifer: We didn’t. Something appears to have gone wrong in the summoning process. Barbatos is attempting to resolve the issue as we speak.
Mammon: Is the kid still in the chat?
Asmodeus: Yes, Beel loaned it his phone.
Mammon: Hey kid, ya like ice cream?
Beelzebub: Yes.
Mammon: Well, I got a massive chocolate cone for any human kid who’s willing to come hang out around the central plaza for a few hours. Demons’ll pay good money to get a look at a genuine human child.
Mammon: Hey, Asmo, is it cute?
Beelzebub: They want me to tell you I'm not going anywhere with you.
Asmodeus: Yeah, leave the poor thing alone! It probably misses its parents!
Asmodeus: And yes, it’s adorable! ♡
Mammon: Good, folks’ll pay more for that.
Leviathan: Whaaaaaat? Sorry, just backread, but wow! You guys isekai’d a BABY to RAD? LOLOLOLOL
Beelzebub: I’m not a baby.
Lucifer: I apologize for the delay in sending this message. I was occupied with Diavolo and Barbatos.
Lucifer: Mammon, if you take that child out in public and it gets eaten, I will flay you alive.
Beelzebub: Do demons eat kids?
Mammon: Yep.
Mammon: They’re pretty freakin’ delicious too. Way better than old people.
Mammon: ‘Cause they’re softer.
Lucifer: Shut up and listen.
Lucifer: Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem as if this issue is going to be resolved as quickly as I had hoped.
Lucifer: Mammon, if I leave you in charge of the human until tomorrow, do you think you can keep it alive?
Mammon: What? Why me? Ain’t Asmo and Satan there already?
Lucifer: I hesitate to entrust a child to either Asmo or Satan for any extended period of time due to certain personality defects each of them possess.
Asmodeus: Rude!!!
Mammon: What about Beel?
Lucifer: Beel would certainly eat it.
Mammon: …Yeah, I guess that’s fair.
Lucifer: Satan, Asmo, Beel. Please take the human to the school gates and wait for Mammon to retrieve it. In the meantime, Diavolo has graciously offered to lend it the D.D.D. he had prepared for the original transfer student, so stop by the dean’s office to pick it up.
Asmodeus: Fine, we're going.
Mammon: I really gotta do this, huh?
Lucifer: Yes.
Mammon: :(
Leviathan: LOLOLOLOL!!! This is hilarious!
Lucifer: Don't think I've forgotten about you, Levi. I'd like you to prepare a few dishes Barbatos says are in vogue with human children.
Leviathan: Wait, are you making me its personal chef?
Mammon: Ha! Serves ya right!
Leviathan: Shut up, Mammon.
Lucifer: Macaroni and cheese.
Lucifer: Chicken tenders/nuggets (in the shape of dinosaurs, if possible)
Leviathan: Dinosaurs?
Lucifer: Apple juice.
Lucifer: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Lucifer: French fries.
Lucifer: Cheese pizza.
Leviathan: Do I have to make all of this right now?
Lucifer: Chocolate chip cookies.
Lucifer: Human-world grapes.
Leviathan: Am I being trolled right now?
Lucifer: Absolutely not. Prepare one dish immediately using whatever ingredients we already own.
Lucifer: Human, if you are still here, I would like to extend my deepest apologies on behalf of the Royal Academy of Diavolo for this unfortunate mistake.
Lucifer: I hope we are able to resolve this in a timely manner.
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Remember when we used to say that Mc’s the therapist for everyone around here but who’s going to give Mc therapy before they go insane themselves? (probably already are)
THIRTEEN IS.
THIRTEEN IS.
THATS RIGHT.
PLEASE PLEASE I WANT TO MARRY HER NOW AHHH
SHE MADE ME SO HAPPY I CANT TAKE IT
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You know I'm just on my ass thinking of how different my MCs were and it just hit me why that was:
WHB MC Goes to Hell willingly.
OM MC is Kidnapped and forced into Hell.
There's something just interesting about that because we look at my OM MC and she's a total bitch- Utterly bitter resentful and despises the demons while my WHB MC is very sweet if a bit hot tempered- Sweet patient and enjoys meeting the demons if they don't scare her first impression.
I kind of just like how that ended up. And ironically my OM MC would be suited for WHB's story while my WHB MC would be suited for OM's story so funny how that works out.
Funny how putting the decision into the MC's hands really kicks things off either good or not.
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