Tumgik
#obey me anti lucifer league
ifearzombies · 11 months
Text
Pranks MC has done with the Anti-Lucifer League
1- Used their wheelchair and told Lucifer that Satan’s left them that way to make them jealous.
2- Told Asmo ‘make me look as slutty as possible’ and let everyone touch them BUT Lucifer. Satan and Belphie LOVED seeing Lucifer go absolutely bat-shit over this.
3- Stayed at the castle or PH and Satan told Lucifer that MC was back in the Human Realm for a bit. Lucifer went to the Human Realm and could not find you.
4- Wore a shirt that said ‘Angels Do It Better’ at Satan’s insistence. Poor Simeon still doesn’t know why Lucifer was so mad at him that week.
5- Sent Lucifer videos of you dancing and singing sexy songs only to spend the night at PH.
6- Got two very realistic looking baby dolls and dressed them and swaddled them and the three of you told Lucifer that Satan and Belphie had felt such strong emotions of love with you that they gave birth. Lucifer passed out. This prank was never repeated because Beel overheard and broke down crying when he found out it was a prank and he wasn’t really an uncle. You three felt so horrible over it.
7- Satan made a fake test and made it look like you failed. Lucifer nearly burst a vein as you gave what was clearly wrong answers on this fake test.
9- You told Lucifer your favorite book was ‘50 Shades of Gray’ and sent him quotes from the horrible 50 Shades Generator (Do not click unless you have a strong stomach. It’s gross lol). He was horrified and tried to recommend many many many other novels.
10- You three planned a ‘musical day’. All you did was sing your answers when Lucifer spoke to you. The other brothers all joined in and Lucifer eventually just sighed. And joined in.
475 notes · View notes
aballadforbarbatos · 9 months
Text
mc: what can i do to prove to you that i’m being honest here?!
lucifer: quit the anti lucifer league
mc:
mc: lock me up, officer
199 notes · View notes
sakura-chan-25 · 1 year
Text
Satan: So what do we do now?
Belphie: This was your idea! You solve it!
Satan: No way, I only come up with the ideas!
48 notes · View notes
notcreative360 · 12 days
Text
*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*
Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?
Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.
Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?
Mc: Glitter.
Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?
Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.
Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~
Satan: Alright lets do it!
879 notes · View notes
irishmammonagenda · 2 months
Text
Your mischievous giggling makes Lucifer sigh, looking up from his paperwork, he stares at you as you make your way towards him.
"MC, if this is for the Anti-Lucifer League, think wisely about the consequence-"
Laughing, you boop his nose, (obviously saying the word 'boop!' as well while doing so, which leads you to more giggles) before giving him a soft quick kiss on the cheek and sprinting out of there cackling, knowing the Avatar of Pride won't chase you.
He will find you at some other point in time but that's a problem for future you.
In his office Lucifer smiles softly, touching his cheek gently, he'll get you back for the nose boop though. Just who do you think he is? Some lovesick idiot?! For you, he is but that's besides the point
Even though Satan and Belphie definetly will not think so when you tell them, you'll consider this 'prank' a win for the Anti-Lucifer League. (Even though it wasn't even a prank and you jut wanted to kiss your pretty boyfriend)
934 notes · View notes
turtleybeachin · 2 months
Text
I forgot how absolutely ABSURD the anti-lucifer league is.
Lesson 17-20, Satan and Belphie create the Formerly Anti-Lucifer League and drag MC along to do their first prank. They need to break into his locked/warded study in the library, and are trying to guess the password Lucifer would speak aloud to gain entry.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your spoken fanfiction, boys, please. Don't mind me. ????? 😂😂😂
Like okay, the Diavolo is everything, I would die for you Diavolo, fine, we're trolling. I get it. He's a little too fond of his prince.
But the I love you so much it hurts? The there's nothing I wouldn't let you do to me?? The in fact there's so much I wish you WOULD do to me??? I think I've read those smutty fanfics, did they read the same ones or were they ghost-writing those?
Anti-Lucifer League meets up once a week to read their DiaLuci fanfic to the group. Mephisto is part of the fanfic shipper club. They sit around a laptop furiously typing up their 73 chapter slowburn romance novel of Diavolo and Lucifer, where Lucifer is a desperately daydreaming sub longing for his prince and not realizing the affections are already returned.
They end each club meeting by reassuring each other this is definitely trolling Lucifer and they all definitely hate him and this whole thing is just because they don't like him at all and that's why they're doing this and for no other reason.
(Diavolo has Barbatos steal him a copy of their work in progress and he reads it as a bedtime story. He wanted to give them notes but Barbatos pointed out that would alert them to his theft of their secret project and would likely halt its completion and also humiliate those involved.)
480 notes · View notes
moon-kitsune · 1 year
Text
Lucifer: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Beelzebub, completely serious: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Belphegor, smirking : Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Satan, smirking even wider: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
5K notes · View notes
masterofdemons · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
I don’t know if this has been done yet, if it has, forgive me.
But this has been in my head for awhile now and it makes me giggle.
5K notes · View notes
koolades-world · 2 months
Note
Can you do a funny chaotic fanfic about before MC left the exchange program(the first year), MC decided it would be funny to put a whoopie cushion on one part of the couch and also on the chair at Lucifer’s desk and had the other six brothers have Lucifer sit on the part of the couch that has the whoopie cushion on it and record it then send it to them
They also ask for the brothers to wait outside Lucifer’s room to hear his reaction to the second whoopie cushion and send it to them as well 💀
hi!! haha this is hilarious, of course
enjoy :)
Operation Whoopie Cushion
"Mc, you're crazy." Belphie giggled as he took his place on the sofa, draping himself over the end.
"Honestly, this is one of your best ideas yet. While I would've preferred something more suited to dealing with his wicked personality, I have to say, I commend you." Satan covered his growing grin with his hand.
You'd let the anti-Lucifer league and the other brothers know about your little plan to prank Lucifer. Your excuse for having Lucifer in the room in order to capture this priceless moment on video was that you wanted to unveil your latest knitting project to all of the brothers at the same time. You knew Lucifer would never turn up the chance to see you proud of yourself, so of course he would show up to the unofficial house meeting. While they were waiting for you, and recording him sitting on the whoopie cushion, you would sneak one onto his office chair.
The plan was foolproof, (which was definitely not true) and you were very confident it would go well (you were not). But, you couldn't deny how funny the end result would be and you had to go through with it. Once you text that you were ready to show your project, Lucifer text that he'd be down shortly. It was time to enact phase one of the plan.
You tucked the whoopie cushion underneath a large fluffy blanket on the couch and let Beel know to direct Lucifer to that spot specifically. Levi was in charge of recording the first video since it would just look like he was playing some sort of game, and didn't actually care that Lucifer had entered the room. While they did that, you made your way up to Lucifer's office. What you didn't account for was that you might run into Lucifer on the way up.
"Mc. What are you doing here?" He stopped in front of you.
"Hey Luci! Just on my way to get my project." You nervously hid the second whoopie cushion in your jacket.
"Excellent. I look forward to seeing the fruits of your labor. I'm sure you did a wonderful job." He patted your shoulder and continued past you. As you looked back, he made eye contact with you and gave you a small smile. It almost made you not want to go through with the plan. Almost.
To enact phase two, you would have to sneak into Lucifer's office, and place it onto his chair. Since there was no convenient blanket to hide it under, you had to use a simple color changing spell you'd been practicing to make the color match the chair. Once that was done, Asmo would record from outside his office door and when Lucifer inevitably burst out, angry, he could just pretend he was on a Devilgram live.
You nervously cracked the door to Lucifer's office and snuck your way over to his chair. You had to be quick, since it wouldn't be long before Lucifer sat on the first whoopie cushion. You knelt down and placed the pink cushion onto his chair. After muttering the spell, you were delighted when it turned the desired color. You snuck out and back to your room, celebrating your victory. You passed Asmo on the way to your room to actually get your completed knitting project, who gave you a dazzling smile. Not long after, you heard the sound of the cushion going off and the sound of the other brothers laughing. You hurriedly fetched your project and, again passed Lucifer in the same spot in the hall as before. He looked more upset than he did last time, and did no more than nod at you as he passed. You continued back to the living room.
"Hey guys. I'm assuming everything went as planned?" You could barely suppress the smile growing on your face.
"Of course. It went just as planned." Satan beckoned you to sit in the now vacant seat that Lucifer had briefly sat in.
"Perfect, now we just wait." You set the bag containing your project down on the floor and plopped down in the seat. You didn't want to get too cozy, but you ended up almost snuggling with Satan. That didn't last long when Lucifer stormed back down the stairs, holding the whoopie cushion between two of his fingers, extended way out in front of him, like he was holding something disgusting and didn't want it close to him. Lucifer stared at you intently with unwavering eye contact. You knew the jig was up.
"So... you wanna see my project?" You point to the bag with a sheepish grin on your face.
In less than an hour later, you were strung up for who knows how long next to a very angry Satan, and a half asleep Belphie. You still thought it was worth it, because Levi and Asmo had shown you the videos and you agreed that that was priceless. Another win for the anti-Lucifer league!
188 notes · View notes
moth--blood · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
anti Lucifer League ft little baby tan
267 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
473 notes · View notes
lokiangel · 8 months
Text
Obey me incorrect quotes #19
*The Anti-Lucifer League gathering for a meeting* Mc-*walks in and sits on Satan's lap* Belphie and Mephisto- … Belphie-Why are you sitting there? Mc- There’s no free seats! Mephisto-But we made sure there was enough room for- Satan-*hugs Mc tightly* There are no free seats.
375 notes · View notes
i-write-things · 2 months
Text
89 notes · View notes
pseudonymphomania · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
A page from one of Diavolo’s photo albums (inspired by the “Memorable Photos” Diavolo SSR from OG)
View from Top to Bottom, Left to Right.
Suggested OM BG Music to read this to: Always By Your Side
This candid of Dame Lucifer was taken by Diavolo as she passed by the area on her way to the stage after having her makeup done by Asmo.
Diavolo and Lucifer go to a cafe which boasts new specials. Despite his aversion to photos in a public place, Lucifer poses for a surreptitious photo while there, prompted by Diavolo's excitement at having ordered a ridiculously large and aesthetic drink for the first time. Lucifer ordered a small cake and took off his gloves to enjoy it. [the drink and cake are cut off]
This is the selfie that Lucifer took in MC's bedroom after having a heart-to-heart with Diavolo in the "Creating Records" WW. Lucifer only took one picture before giving the phone back so it is slightly blurry, but you can clearly see Diavolo's surprise.
It was a long and tough snowball fight between Lucifer and his brothers at RAD. The battle was hard won and as everyone left to go back inside, Diavolo catches Lucifer looking at the sky and decides to make it snow. Diavolo takes a picture of Lucifer's peaceful face, committing to memory of what it looked like when someone cared for family as much as he did and what it meant to him to know that they were safe.
The Fantastic Three are having fantastic tea and Barbatos is trolling Lucifer again. Taken by Diavolo.
Diavolo and Lucifer speaking in the hallways of RAD [but this photo is cut off so only the shoes are visible]. Taken by Barbatos.
Diavolo is very happy about Lucifer in his uncharacteristic unicorn onesie. Lucifer is annoyed that the presentation of his personal image, something he takes a lot of care in, is being offset by this travesty; however, Lucifer lets Diavolo take a few photos before he takes off the onesie with full intention to toss it into the flames. [MC rescues the onesie before that happens]
Diavolo and Lucifer are in Lucifer's bedroom drinking horns of Demonus. Diavolo remembers that he had a gift so he presents Lucifer with a Demonus body pillow. Lucifer, being drunk, is uninhibited in showing how much he likes it. Diavolo takes a photo of Lucifer cuddling the pillow, but as Diavolo is also drunk, he fails to consider environmental lighting, composition and the fact that his finger is in the shot.
The Fantastic Three go on a business trip. They have a little bit of time to relax so they go to the hot springs in Moryo Town. Diavolo, being playful, decides to splash Lucifer with the hot water and instigates a splash war. This photo is taken by Barbatos who is the only one able to avoid the portent of shenanigans.
The Fantastic Three go camping. After a full day of Camp Master Lucifer's treatment, Lucifer shows Diavolo how to cook marshmallows over the fire for s'mores. Taken by Barbatos.
Diavolo and Lucifer are in the Human World for business. They decide to play chess in the park like retired old men. Diavolo wins the first round white and decides to switch places with Lucifer. He jokes about how Lucifer could have beaten him if he had been more aggressive. Lucifer smiles and retorts that white always has an advantage and that was why he won, but is taken off guard by Diavolo who raises his black pawn and says, "yes it is true. White goes first and black has a critical weakness, but to be truthful, I've never felt more powerful." Lucifer catches on and takes his own white king, placing it in the F7 spot where Diavolo's black pawn had been.*
This photo was taken by the Anti-Lucifer League after a prank on Lucifer. By request, it was sent to MC after-the-fact.
This photo was taken by MC who was watching Satan and Belphie run away, being chased by an angry Lucifer. Both photos were sent to Diavolo after-the-fact.
Diavolo and Lucifer have a long conversation about inter-realm politics while looking out into the yonder. This photo was taken by Barbatos.
The Fantastic Three go to Diavolo's private beach. Diavolo plays in the water as Lucifer watches but Lucifer is overly concerned about what kind of travesties he will come back to when the trip is over so he doesn't share Diavolo's excitement. Taken by Barbatos.
This photo was taken by Diavolo. Lucifer fell asleep while Diavolo was showing off the photo albums and he rests on Diavolo's shoulder. This photo will be shown to Lucifer next time he comes over to look through the memories.
*The F7 square is widely considered the weakest spot on the board being only protected by the black king and is often subjected to attacks. Lucifer putting his white king in that spot means that this game of chess is null but it is an allegory for Lucifer's defection and Diavolo's protection who went from just prince (pawn) to Acting-King. The point of chess is to checkmate, but with the white king protecting the black king and vice versa, who is there to defeat them?
120 notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Anti-Lucifer League probably should have thought twice before they acted, shouldn't they 🤣
1K notes · View notes
yourlocalgrass · 1 month
Text
I forgot how much I hated this old man’s attitude in season one
The way I went “EXCUSE YOU??” even though I knew he was about to show attitude in this lesson lmao
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
“Get in here.” Alright then let’s see who ends up with a pact after this huh? 🤨
96 notes · View notes