the separatists are the best star wars faction because it’s so funny that the galaxy’s leading corporate executives ultimately just got scammed by an old monk who then tricked them into getting trapped in a room with a mentally unstable 20 year old with a sword
Nute Gunray, under a lot of pressure to provide new weapons, running into the room: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Grievous, not even looking up from his lightsabers: Spear.
Nute Gunray: BLOCKED.