#npc guard

[atthebell-moved]

i think my favorite thing about walter bob and a few other not-cucurucho federation workers is that everyone kind of wants to be mean to them bc they hate the federation but they also really want to be nice to the admins playing them bc they respect how much work they do, which is how you get everyone trying to adopt walter bob, cellbit immediately feeling bad for shouting at the cook admin, and tazercraft, despite being literally imprisoned, being pretty nice to the guards, bc behind it all it's just admins trying to do their jobs. this is also why you get them all deciding that the federation treats their workers poorly (not a bad assumption) and that they deserve sympathy for being stuck working for it

#bell.txt #qsmp #prison guards dont deserve sympathy but this is minecraft rp where theyre npcs helping do shit #so its not like. that important really here #cellbit #qsmp analysis #queersmp

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday March 28.

It's Tuesday: so Skyrim.

You know, it's funny that goats should be so prevalent in the magical Skyrim universe, as the internet might just say that the Elder Scrolls: #skyrim is the G.O.A.T. of video games. If not the internet, Dear Reader, then at least we here at Tumblr. We who have spent countless hours wandering the misty mountains, battling dragons, bartering with NPCs, staring out across the landscape, and, of course, Shouting various goats from the rock face and into the abyss below. That'll learn 'em. Countless hours, countless fun. Fuuuus, Ro Dah! 

For whatever joyous reason, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim finds itself trending on Tumblr today. Which is total delight for us. It is quite simply one of the greatest games ever to materialize on our screens and a beautiful, enchanting world that remains every bit as popular more than *ten years* after its first release. And for very good reason.

Happy Tuesday, folks. Why not celebrate with 20 Quotes From Skyrim That Are Absolutely Hilarious x

#today on tumblr #skyrim #fus #ro dah #goats #dragonborn #the elder scrolls #bethesda #gaming #video games #throat of the world #NPCs #guards #arrow to the knee #the elder scrolls 5 #cat #cat cosplay

[npcproject]

NPC 022 Speaker Travis

#dndads #npc project #dungeons and daddies #speaker travis #design notes: #just a guy. purple hair because someone pointed out that travis is from the only podcaster anthony could think of at the time #outfit’s a mix of the more casual orc neverwinter outfit and arson’s manager guard outfit so like #basically a lower rank version of the other armor concept. just fun in that way #s1 #background npc

[nemurenaivoron]

I been playing Sun Haven recently. Romancing local characters goes.. pretty well

#Sun Haven #Nathaniel #it's a terrible pun #and I'm sad I didn't have it as a dialogue option #comic #jrcss #I've been playing Pathfinder for 2 years now #and one of the NPCs we've met early in the game was also called Nathaniel #he was a ship captain #a sly motherfucker #used our faces as a disguise to cheat in cards #almost made us into wanted criminals #but we still needed him to navigate the ship #so he was left alive #and now I see this guy chilling #being a guard and all #called fucking NATHANIEL #ALRIGHT #COOL #he's a chill guy #he likes swords #all good #I approve #and then one day he says #“ah yeah would've been cool to be a sailor one day” #"maybe I'll sail the seas when I retire #MOTHERFUCKER IT'S HIM #THE BASTARD

[hellsite-detective]

Hello!! I saw a screenshot of THIS

post recently and realized I've seen it added to posts a whole bunch, but never the original... is there a chance you could crack this case???

findin' this one proved to be a bit more complicated than i thought. see, my client handed me a case that included a screenshot of the post. so, i went to the address listed and snooped around, filterin' for "jpegs..." but nothin' showed up. so i tried "dolls." still nothin'. i tried "tumblr" and still nothin'. so, i went into the archives to snoop around. after a few minutes of scrollin' with no results i gave up and went down to the Search Bar to ask Don Google for help. they managed to give me the exact post rather quickly, but i was surprised by the rest of the post.

here you are! enjoy this lovely Skyrim wedding between two fluffy lovers! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#i love how the image is made to look like you're fighting the man depicted #but actually youre not #thats the player character! #because theres no npc that looks like that in whiterun #and especially not jorrvaskr #and even if there was hes holding dawnbreaker and wearing dawnguard armor #something npcs dont tend to do #also the health bar says “whiterun guard” which that clearly is not #although it may be modded because the minimap in the upper left isnt the default design in skyrim #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[meowthiroth]

one thing in oblivion that will never not be hilarious to me is talking to someone while there are other npcs nearby and seeing the goofy-ass faces they get freeze-framed with

for example, this one I got today

#tes #oblivion #shitpost #that one clip of Lucien visiting the player while there’s two guards pogging in the bg kills me every time #it’s also great when you get into dialogue when a npc’s standing in between you & the one you’re talking to #so they’re just like. uncomfortably close

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | kotallo 10/?

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #kotallo #i love the beads on his armor #but that big fluffy shoulder guard thing... wouldn't you constantly be thinking there was a bug touching you? #like if it hit your ear or your jaw? #(not to mention the spikes!) #anyway cool armor dude you are a badass for wearing it #hfw kotallo #hfw npcs #chromatichorizon

[flame-shadow]

Bee Kingdom Bug Fables NPC Collab [11/23]

Background - @schematikart Editor - @flame-shadow

Character Credits Madame Jaune - @mizzle-moths Dr. H.B (Honeybee) - @milatheartsy Crow - @mizzle-moths Professor Honeycomb - samy00000008 Hawk - @deadofreddo Chubee - @motheatencrow Beette - simplyandrxw Artia - samy00000008 Fluffy - @mizzle-moths Dashy - @trapitorag Aebees - @ghost-of-hallownest Guard Bee - @lemmykirby Jud - @ghost-of-hallownest Huni - enrique2205 Yap - @lemmykirby Vilma - chibiscuit Beil - @coozycoolz Sasha - @milatheartsy Bib - @mizzle-moths Elias - samy00000008

[click here to see the entire collection]

#bug fables #bug fables npc collab #art #id in alt #credits under the readmore #Jaune #Dr. HB #crow #professor honeycomb #hawk #chubee #beette #artia #fluffy #dashy #aebees #guard bee #jud #huni #yap #vilma #bell #sasha #bib #elias

[desertdruidcrafts]

City watch and court mages for today, filling out some common npc niches with variants (and some variants that are changed so much they might as well be originals). More to come next week as well

#d&d minis #paper minis #character portraits #d&d #pathfinder rpg #court mage #wizard #elf #dwarf #human #guard #npc #sharpshooter #fighter #ranger #general #knight

[dykes4timrand]

as they travel grefgore slowly starts collecting stickers that he puts on his armor. they’re all bumper stickers actually and he ends up with one of those stickers people families that’s him shilo emizel and arthur

#listen. he’s such an npc his design needs something so he’s not just guard number 3

[todayontumblr]

the question on everyone's lips

#today on tumblr #NPCs #gaming #video games #skyrim #quotes #interesting npcs #npc dialogue #the elder scrolls #skyrim guards #arrow to the knee

[nice-day-for-fishin-aint-it]

I noticed this in the background of the new ep, I wonder if it's just a background decoration or if it will be important later

#vldl #viva la dirt league #alan morrison #epic npc man #ep. blind guard

[c1tyhaunts]

I'll write this up later but Avian officially has a twin brother; his name is Angus Darius Esparza, which matches his parents nerdy, religious naming convention.

Avian / Angus - references to animal genus, but also five letter names

Delilah / Darius - middle names relating to biblical figures or references. Delilah meaning "delicate, weak, languishing", whereas Darius means "possessing goodness"

#▶⌜ch. avian delilah esparza⌟ #▶⌜avian esparza. lore⌟ #he's an important NPC that i WON'T write (i will probably write) #will edit her story a bit here but not too much #just means now she has a guard dog of a brother

[atthebell]

okay so far (6 hours)(im normal) i really like sable despite my raging at the rowleys way puzzle i do think the puzzles are good and despite my hatred for parkour i think the way it's done is good

it is very much like botw (which i have not played it's just iconic and i've watched people play) but also its an open world adventure game they're all just like that and the bike thing really adds to it i am obsessed with customizing it this game has created a monster

also its gorgeous holy shit the style is like 90% of why i've been wanting to play it for ages and it is not disappointing whatsoever

#bell.txt #and i like the story and whatnot its very cool and it works super well for the type of game that it is #i will NOT be going for the guard mask obviously i think i'll probably go for machinist but we'll see i have not played enough #like idk what the usual playtime is but i'm probably gonna do like 20ish #also do not send me any spoilers if you've played it! i dont care about spoilers usually but i want a completely untouched playthrough #i dont wanna know ANYTHING #aside from what i accidentally find out when im forced to look up walkthroughs for where the FUCK the npcs are

[heraldofcrow]

I'm not sure if anyone said this before, but Ostrava is a Prince Charming

I heard about his general biography and I'm pretty much hooked, okay I must admit his dad was a DILF,but we don't talk about it now. He's a Prince who's brave, strong and well educated,we need more of princes like that,there aren't many these days

A FELLOW OSTRAVA FAN HAS VISITED ME AT LAST?? Who are you mystery anon? Let’s be friends!

If you mean his dad was a “Douche I’d Like to Forget” then yes, absolutely. (Sorry, I’m kidding. I just can’t stand that guy).

Anyway, yeah. Ostrava is lovely. He got me in the feels because his arc starts so wholesome and ends with such tragedy. Watching him fight his way through Boletaria in spite of his crippling fear/cowardice and inexperience was incredibly endearing. I was really rooting for him!

But uhh. Yeah. Miyazaki was a bitch for that one 🖤

#when i tell you i was genuinely heartbroken for a WEEK after that #it was my second souls game so i wasn’t absolutely desensitized yet #i mean i expected npcs to die but (SPOILER) suicide (END SPOILER) was an absolute gut-punch #it caught me so off guard #ostrava my boi #ostrava of boletaria #demon’s souls #asks #anonymous

[ask-dcf]

Captain Leonidas of The Lion Guard

And here he is. Mah big boi Leonidas aka Leo. Captain of the Lion Guard. He an npc in my campaign and I friggen love him. He a Paladin Oath of Hearth (home brew fire paladin) he is basically like a straight up dad to everyone. His all inclusive guard is separate from the Royal guard to protect the capital. Though there many red tapes. Buuuuut he finds way to get past them to do the right thing and help those in need. He by far is the most sweetest Leonid anyone will ever meet. My fave scene of him was when he was helping children with the party go home. One of the kids just held on to him and buried their face into his mane. And he just gave them comforting kitty head licks like a parent cat comforting a kitten qwq he is SUCH a sweetheart. And he always ok with hugs. If you ever heard a lion purr. You would definitely hear a loud one from him when he happy around people.

Art by @xjunjox

#art #dnd oc #dnd5e #dnd character #dnd #paladin #leonid #Leonidas #Leo #Also yes I got the idea from the Disney lion guard lol #dungeons and dragons #npc