#now this is podracing

[palfriendpatine66]

Happy April Fools, a gift from your pal 💕

Sebulba x reader ficlet under the cut

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You walk into the race bay and your eyes are immediately drawn to the massive orange pod looming in the back. Sprawled across the pilot’s seat with all the arrogance of a champion is Sebulba. The Dug spots your entrance and looks you over with interest as he licks his lips and smooths out the tendrils that hang from his snout. He’s pleased you’re wearing a revealing outfit in his colors, letting everyone know you are his.

“Come to give me my prize?” He asks and spreads out lazily in his cockpit. It’s clear he has another idea in mind to let everyone know you’re his. You’re dizzy with arousal as he extends one of his strong limbs to help lift you into the pod.

“I’m going to set another record today,” he says as he shoves you roughly down to kneel between his splayed limbs. He pulls you forward to mouth at his still clothed crotch, the taste of leather flooding your mouth as you drag your tongue and look up at his yellow eyes, already half hooded with pleasure.

“Now give me what a victor deserves, schuta”

#now this is podracing #sebulba posting #sebulba #sebulba x reader #star wars

[iron-cutler]

I have a new game available in early access! It's called HYPER DRIVE NITRO and it's a sci-fi racing game in the vein of F-Zero and Redline. It uses a system involving d10 dice pools that encourages fast-paced gameplay. It's currently pay-what-you-want, so please check it out and let me know what you think!

#tabletop #tabletop rpgs #ttrpg #lgbt writers #racing #sci fi #redline #f zero #now this is podracing

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Azura: Why is it whenever something happens—

Azura: *turning to Almalexia, Sotha Sil, and Vivec* —it is always you three?!

#now this is podracing #azura #daedric princes #Almalexia #sotha sil #Vivec #tribunal #almsivi #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect morrowind quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #Morrowind #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #source: harry potter

[systemic-dreams]

#now this is podracing

[crippledgiraff]

May the 4th be with you!

#star wars #may the 4th be with you #may the forth be with you #jedi #mon calamari #astromech droid #gonk #gonky #gonk droid #y-wing #x-wing #u-wing #cline gunship #viper mkII #jawa #jawas #podracer #now this is podracing

[jedikaylin]

Our newest patch to celebrate 25 years of TPM 🔥🏁✨

#now this is podracing #star wars #the phantom menace #hot wheels #star wars fanart #fan art

[steepedfoxglovetea]

Ok hear me out, this is gonna get a little weird. So in The High Republic: Light of the Jedi. It was mentioned that Jedi romance novels exist.

So it’s more than likely that RealPersonFiction also exists in Star Wars. So does that mean that there’s a Star Wars equivalent to Ao3 or Wattpad? Or even After?! Imagine one day a Jedi, most likely Obi-Wan or Anakin (although I could see stuff getting written about almost any Jedi) is just chilling and then they hear that the hottest new romance novel that’s getting a series of movies was original based on them in an X Reader fanfic. I bet everyone on Star Wars booktok or something like that would be recommending it all over their page.

This would be a fun crack fic idea.

#star wars #now this is podracing #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi

[nonsense-for-confusing-ai]

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this is from my upcoming novel "Disney's Star Wars eppisode 7 The Force Awakens™"

#star wars #ai #ai art #ai image #ai prompt #anti ai #pro ai #pro shipping #reylo #kylo ren #rey palpatine #rey skywalker #now this is podracing

[palfriendpatine66]

does sebulba support the reunification of mandalore

The only time Sebulba cares about politics is whether a world and/or criminal enterprise outlaws pod racing or not, so I guess the real question here is: where does a reunified Mandalore stand on pod racing??? 🤔

#sebulbaposting #coincides with wine o clock #now THIS is podracing #sebulba

[steve-needs-a-hug]

me when i come across the weirdest combination of sounds known to man:

#true (real) #stranger things memes #star wars memes #prequel memes #eddie munson #anakin skywalker #stranger things shitpost #star wars shitpost #this is where the fun begins #this is music #now this is podracing #my meme

[drieddpetals]

anakin: *flying a speeder around a circle turn* "alright everybody hold on to your underwear" *fucking guns it while speeding around the turn*

obi-wan: *actually about to piss himself* "ANAKIN STOP!! SLOW DOWN!!"

anakin: *gets around the turn* "see, i did that like a pro"

obi-wan: "HA. anakin you almost hit the speeder in the other lane."

anakin: "did not."

#now this is podracing #obi wan almost has a heart attack every time anakin drives #his blood pressure can't take this much longer #star wars prequels #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes

[changeling-rogue]

Ashton talking about the Run has the same energy as “Now this is podracing”

#critical role #bells hells #critical role campaign 3 #critical role spoilers #star wars #now this is podracing #dungeons and dungeons #ashton #ashton greymoore

[clunge]

Mom Jeans. - now THIS is podracing

#mom jeans #now this is podracing #puppy love #mom jeans.

[grigori77]

Listening to Matt describe the course of the Deathwish Race: "Hmmm ... sounds suspiciously like the Boonta Eve pod-race in The Phantom Menace to me ..."

#critical role #crit role campaign 3 #deathwish race #now this is podracing

[ultralaser]

sith lord who uses force lightning to pod race without a pod

#star wars #force lightning #now this is podracing

[janghoefett]

I have goosebumps from the Tales of the Jedi trailer!!!

#now this is podracing