#now that's what i call shitposting

[spark-circuit]

and people say teamwork in Splatoon is dead

#obsessed with this game atm so sorry for all my non squid/octo kid mutuals #splatoon #splatoon 3 #spark's splatoon adventures #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #kids these days can't rely on the internet any more so they source their info locally! it's that shrimple!

[much-significant-harassment]

I said I'd fucking do it bitch

#Somebody give me their rw glados design ROGHT TF NOW I'm boutta make one but that will take so much time and I must draw these two #Makin it Sloppy style #rain world #portal #portal 2 #shitpost #crackship #rw shipping #What should this be called #Rain world and portal community: #Fuck you<3 #interdimensional toxic robot yuri

[snackugaki]

just like big brother

#fancomic shitposting #you cannot tell me #bayDonnie does not take every #available #opportunity #to annoy bayRaph like this #am i calling out all the dudes #who fake cross their arms #but push up against their biceps #to make them look bigger? #YEAH #WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT HUH? #like morgan freeman in #Now You See Me #revealing secrets not mine to expose #now Donnie knows he barely got a bicep and tricep to rub together #but to take the piss outta Raph? #for the giggles? #the chortles? #the shit-eating grinning? #absolutely #Raph and Casey absolutely do this #unironically #Casey literally did it in movie too #Mikey does it... to warm up his widdle fingies #armpit warmth is warm I'll give you that #but... dude #ew #(i say even tho I do it too) #(because doing the thigh version doesn't... look right sometimes)

[bookwyrminspiration]

anyone else feeling the all consuming yearning?

#shitpost #every day after like 8pm I’m like ough #I don’t. I don’t know what it is but I’m calling it yearning for now #am i? desperate for human connection? #am i? desperate for knowledge and understanding? #am i? seeking validation and need to learn to find it within myself? #what’s going on here

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi my dear, have you ever folded a fitted bedsheet?

I... I have tried to. We do not talk about about my level of success or lack thereof.

What--why is this a question? Is this your suggestion for Patreon content that I make? Just me losing my mind over trying to fold a fitted bedsheet? Because if so, while I don't doubt this sadistic fandom will find it amusing, the Patreon thing sounds like even more of a terrible idea.

Realistic image of what would happen:

HELLO MAGGOTS I'M GOING TO FOLD THIS FITTED SHEET FOR MONEY HOW IS THIS MY LIFE NOW. Okay really carefully like one bit after another. IKEA I believe in you surely you made this sheet foldable. I'm gonna just... uh... tuck in the corner. Okay that didn't work. FUCKING HELL STAY IN PLACE I JUST WANT TO TURN YOU OVER IN HALF. SWEDEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS JUST LET ME FOLD THE GODDAMN THING IN HALF. FITTED SHEET MORE LIKE SHITTED FEET AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FOLD GODDAMMIT STAY CORNERED SO I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY SHEET. I feel like there was a tutorial on Pinterest and this had a technique but we all know I forgot it as soon as I saw it. Besides now it's outright war between me and you, you shitted feet, and I will not be conquered by an IKEA sheet. WE'RE NOT INVADING DENMARK ANYMORE WE'RE INVADING SWEDEN IKEA YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS A LITTLE EASIER. I KNOW ALL FITTED SHEETS ARE LIKE THIS BUT I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME SWEDEN BECAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM IKEA. AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IF TIME IS MONEY IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST ME LESS TO GO BUY A MATTRESS AND JUST STORE THE FITTED SHEET AROUND A MATTRESS. MAYBE I CAN JUST CRUMPLE IT UP AND TOSS IT SOMEWHERE. Wait no you guys paid for me to fold it. SEE THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH CAPITALISM I AM A SLAVE TO THE DAILY GRIND--

I hate how vividly I pictured that. And yeah. My internal monologues do actually sound like that.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese maybe if you'd been less vanilla mum wouldn't have left you and then I'd know how to fold a fitted sheet. @arkytiorlecter you failed me too. @obsessed-sketches Dear Dr Leo, my family did not teach me to fold fitted sheets. What do I do?

#shitpost #IS THIS WHAT YOU'D CALL A SHEET POST #OR A FIT POST #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens mascot #now in the business of folding fitted sheets #maggots #fitted sheets #ikea #about... fitted sheets? #shitposting #what am i doing #idk man #this is just #HOW DID I END UP HERE #the fam #dear dr leo

[drbtinglecannon]

Woe, Darius only textposts be upon ye

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

#toh #the owl house #toh textposts #toh shitpost #darius deamonne #eberwolf the huntsman #ace darius truther but also eberwolfs his brother & bestie (or qpp w/e yall prefer. i say bro bc thats what dana specifically called them) #yeah but like. darius spent years alone then somehow became family w eber. so literally ''i dont need anyone else i got my buddy now'' #the owl house textposts #the owl house shitpost #tc posts #I actually made more than 10 but on mobile you can only upload 10 images at a time 😭 cringe as hell you say? perhaps. but i love him

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

YOURE TELLING ME THAT I GOT A TASTE OF TERRY JR AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT 2 GODDAMN WEEKS WHILE ANTHONY BITCH CUCKS ME????? I'm gonna fucking THROW UP.

Update:

FUCK.

Due to recent developments, I'm freezing myself in a block of ice. Unthaw me in 4 weeks.

#what the FUCK MAN #i cant do it. im gonna go fuckign insane #AND NORMAL IS ALL FUCKED UP RN TOO #taylor tried to raid the drugs in the ambulance #Lincolns fucking- #well lincolns doing alright #lark and sparrow both calling normal their son im ILL #dungeons and daddies #shitpost #dndads #lark oak #terry jr stampler #sparrow oak #normal swallows oak garcia #scary marlowe #taylor swift #lincon li wilson #im so fucked man how am i gonna function for two weeks #I MISS A MONTH AGO WHEN I BINGED THE ENTIRE SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME #now i gotta SIT and WAIT like the rest of you losers this SUCKS ASS #dndads s2

[spark-circuit]

losing my goddamn MIND at this rockpapershotgun short article lads

#he is popular with the ladies! I'd know! I'm ladies! #he is also popular with the guys and nonbinaries too let's not leave them out #yakuza #yakuza goro majima #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #rgg goro majima #ryu ga gotoku goro majima #rockpapershotgun #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #in the stockroom at work trying not to break down into hysterical laughter at this atm #it's what he deserves 💙✨️ #edit: how did i miss his single tag #goro majima

[pooklet]

>:(

#why do i only play games that hurt me? #meme suggested by wife #by which i mean the second it crashed she said ''now thAT'S WHAT I CALL'' #and i finished with ''the sims 2 :( :( :('' and promptly made this #sims shitposting

[sea-jello]

Day 31/October 31: Halloween || Death || Costumes

never forget the skeleton had hair

#ITS ONLY LATE IF YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ITS LATE #of COOURSE halloween week had to be my busiest week #if it isn’t clear they dragged his skeleton back up and used it as halloween decor #ignore the shading and lighting and skeleton anatomy and pumpkin and path i actually have no idea how to do it #i was bullshitting my way through it all i slapped shorts on him cause i didn’t want to figure that out #i dont love it but i dont overly hate it so call that a win win #TUMBLR DELETED ALL MY TAGS WHAT THE FUCK #i dont remember any more of them #anyways end of morrotober guys it was fun thank you morrotober for hosting #even though there were like 4 or so of us consistently participating #what do i do now #ive fully committed to being back so ill do more probably #but i can only do shitposts unless otherwise given clear instructions #morrotober was good for me tbh i was forced to do more art this month than i ever did in my entire life and i think im improving #im experimenting at least thats good #i think im developing a style i like using bright as fuck contrasting lighting #and a MORRO DESIGN finally after all these months #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #ninjago morro #morro wu #morrotober 2023 #morrotober2023 #morrotober #jellos scribbles

[amethiosspouse]

Amepie ^w^

based off this one convo i had with @horizons-crack

#mari shitposts #pokemon horizons #amethio #amethio pokemon #pokemon amethio #pkmn hz #anipoke #pokemon hz #i unironically call him that now #“I love my Amepie” #“WHO TF IS AMEPIE??” #Amepie my beloved #the purple in the middle is supposed to be his lil necktie #and the very light purple at the end is the design on his shirt #this is what coping does to an amethio's spouse

[190729]

do a judgment cut!

#look at my sketch and graphite smudges boy #tbh i prefer the way the bg texture turned out bc of it to just pristine white #'wow you must rly like mk it looks like the only thing that ever gets u to post art' shut up the snail in my ear telling me what to do #is saying mk shitpost in exchange for the power to actually finish a single damn drawing for once #call me mr worldwide the way im posting mk x dmc on wolfwood wednesday #thank you for coming to the standup section now go play dmc 5 and 3 #fujin #mortal kombat #devil may cry #my art #wow this looks like ass on mobile anyway it iiiiis what it iiiiis

[zeeph-containment-zone]

i put this on my twitter but I need to talk about it here as well because holy shit but has anyone else ever seen that fuckin surreal yearly phenomenon on DeviantArt where the guys who put jpegs of cartoon characters in extremely specific predicaments just start making 9/11 memorial edits??? I remember people I used to follow as a kid were doing this and it was laughably strange and people still do it to this day,,, I didn't want to repost someone else's thing bc it felt grody but here's a scientific mockup of what these types of things look like:

#what is this genre of image even called #it reminds me of the drawings of the characters around the TV lamenting over current events #I need to draw one of those now brb #911 #deviantart #confusing #9/11 #9/11 joke #I did actually see one where the op put “RP Open” in the title #there were some gacha life ones too #shitpost

[toosmallformyowngood]

Man I love drinking unknown chemicals

#hehe goblin mode #lom speaks #shitpost #seriously tho I have drank unknown chemicals #they tasted good (: #babe you eat foods you're allergic too on purpouse so you're not allowed to call me out for this- #that said #general tags be upon ye > #(the ones I haven't already added at least) #sciencecore #mad science #mad scientist #bastardcore #goblincore #hhh I dunno what else to tag this as but I know I'm missing something #uhhh #I guess thats it for now lmao

[rose-ramblings]

today i woke up and chose art

this doodle is basically what i think would happen if the potara fused the outfits like they're supposed to, ain't no way Vegito's not getting Vegeta's armor if he fused while wearing it

why the royal insignia if Vegeta's armor doesn't have it anymore? because it makes sense to me that the Prince of All Saiyans has his mark of royalty despite everything that's happened to him in his life

i think Vegeta would care enough to keep his people's culture alive as long as he can, even going as far as letting Bulma document all of it (or at least, all the stuff he can remember; especially all the stuff regarding royalty); Bulma eventually taking it upon herself to recreate the royal emblem from scratch based on Vegeta's descriptions because of how much of a Big Deal it used to be

tangent aside, it took a while to figure out the colors on the boots, Goku and Vegeta's outfits are harder to fuse together than i thought they'd be (except the gloves and wristbands, that was the easiest part)

i also felt like making an alt color version, so here's that

#goldic's drawings #vegito #goldic rambles #GSU Vegito #Goldic's Shitpost Universe #ok so for context on the tags: i've been writing Stuff and Things in my notepad for a while now for a Dragon Ball AU #and i've been calling it the GSU since the 'AU' is more of an 'I do what I want because I like it' kind of universe #there's a lot of stuff I wanna draw for the GSU the hard part is finding a starting point #so for now i'm just waiting until I figure out the timeline of events for the universe because It Matters to Me #and because it'll be easier to explain things in-universe through the characters if I already know how it all works #all the characters have slightly different designs where applicable for it too so that You Know it's the GSU #Vegito's got multiple outfits but the alt colored one you see in this post is his 'post-fusion' outfit for the GSU #for the Goku Black Arc specifically; basically this is what he'll be wearing right after he fuses because Yes #might make some minor tweaks to the colors later but you get the idea

[ravinoforre]

Rn i'm half zombied on melatonin gummies and "time o' the month" brain fuzz so have some wind down doodles

#i've been in an art rut for a couple weeks now actually #i tried to draw an orre related shitpost meme but i got so frustrated it killed my desire to doodle anything #surprised i managed anything rn since i'm so out of it #i've eaten two melatonin gummies an opiate painkiller pill and i'm suffering from “time o' the month” brain fuzz #trainer michael #trainer leaf #ryuleaf #desertfireshipping??? #fuck it i can call it what i want there's not a single name out there for this #desertfireshipping #pokemon xd #pokemon frlg #ravinoforre