How's your head?
MC: Hey, Levi, how's your head?
Asmodeus: Hun, you can't get a review for a business that isn't in operation. My head, on the other hand, gets five-stars. Why do you ask? Want head? My lip gloss is smudge-proof~
MC: . . .
Leviathan: . . .
MC: A bookshelf fell on Levi this morning and hit him on the head.
Asmodeus: That's all the more reason to ask me for head instead of Levi. What if he has a concussion, poor thing!
MC: . . .I WAS ASKING IF HE WAS FEELING OKAY!
Leviathan: Lol. It's so unlikely that someone would care about a yucky otaku that he just assumed you'd rather have sex with me.
Asmodeus: To be fair, I also thought that was unlikely, but I don't know. I thought maybe the snake tongue did something for MC.
MC: . . .no comment.
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Vox is internally mad about Sir Pentious thanking him for his redemption but externally I'm sure he'd find a way to warp those words/control that narrative to make it seem like the hotel's success and proof that redemption is possible is something that Vox is directly responsible for and that Charlie should also be thanking him.
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WAIT OH MY GOD anon you're kinda cooking with this. I don't think charlie would be convinced he deserves the thanks considering she was there when pentious was caught and seen talking to vox, but I could absolutely see vox trying to sway the public into thinking that proof that a sinner can be redeemed was achieved thanks to him to garner more of the public's trust and attention. because a sinner being redeemed would definitely be a BIG thing and if the hotel's gonna get publicity for it, he might as well take credit for it so the vees benefit.
meanwhile sir pentious is at the corner saying "I wasss actually being sssarcastic. you told me to kill mys--"
"AND AREN'T WE ALL SOOO happy that there's hope for some of you out there? trust US with YOUR redemption journey."
imagine if he recorded and used pentious' sarcastic thanks to him to frame it as if it was genuine. and suppresses any corrections made on pentious' part.
the hotel is not officially sponsored by vox/the vees but oh boy does the public believe that it is now. and wouldn't those sinners seeking redemption be so disappointed to find out if that wasn't true? that the company responsible for and personally thanked by the first redeemed soul wasn't actually involved with the hotel? and that's how he tries to rope charlie into ACTUALLY getting him to sponsor the hotel
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Vincent and lovely are literally so obsessed with each other
I bet whenever lovely gets a bruise or a scrape, Vincent gives them little kisses while using healing magic to heal their lil scrapes even though lovely got vampire healing now
Vincent rests his head atop of lovely’s whenever they’re standing near each other
When they sleep they ALWAYS have to be touching SOME part of each other
I lobe them
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longingtolinger-blog replied to your post "Have you seen AL's latest Insta story? sure it…"
Yeah…my hope is things will work out for the best in their own time. I will say if I met both of them I'm not sure AL and I would get along very well, and it's not just because I have a massive crush on her boyfriend.
@longingtolinger-blog This is only a feeling that I've had, but it seems like AL doesn't get along with many people very well. I'm mainly thinking of Michael's friends, but especially David. Because we never see or hear David talk about Anna, and she never talks or posts about him, except for the same "official" behind-the-scenes pictures from Staged that she's repeatedly posted. It's like...this is her boyfriend's best friend (at a minimum), and she acts as if he doesn't exist (which could also be because a rule has been put in place that she isn't allowed to post about him on social media, which makes the blurry photo that she posted even more suspect). And this all suggests AL and David having (at best) a cordial relationship on the surface, and a rather frostier one underneath.
Even with Georgia, I've mentioned previously on my blog about how their friendship feels so forced (that recent picture and Georgia's tepid re-sharing of it with no additional comment or hashtag certainly didn't help matters), and so it's as if Georgia tolerates her because David loves Michael, but draws a line between that and being AL a close friend of theirs.
I will reiterate that I could be wrong about every bit of this, but at this point it seems like Anna has shown her true colors too many times, and now other people are noticing it. Like you, I of course want things to work out for the best, but what that ultimately is still remains to be seen...
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I think in retrospect that my problem with Steven Moffats writing for doctor who made the doctor into a grand person when this has rarely been true before, the doctor has just been some weirdo and he is so inconsistent in how he survived the war, be it heroically or cowardly (10 talks like he was a reluctant hero, 9 like he was a coward)
The doctor before Moffat was the last survivor but that didn’t make him any special, under Moffat (at least 11) the doctor was to be the center of the universe who everyone feared or respected
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I need to walk into a church, kneel before God's altar and pray that He has enough mercy left for me because of the fanfic that i just read.
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Trying to watch documentaries about your field of study is so frustrating. Yes I know we have a common ancestor with chimpanzees; why did you take ten minutes to explain that?! Everyone knows that! Right? Right!? Of course chimps are built for climbing but tell me why! Are you gonna talk about their shoulder joints or aren’t you? Yes, yes, the hand-feet, we’ve all seen them. Shoulder joints are way more interesting. Shut up about the hand-feet.
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Kinda funny to me that the expac marketing has such a heavy focus on drawing storytelling influence from the Soulsborne series, which, to me, means storytelling through subtle environmental details. ...........Which is something that GW2 has always excelled at.
Not that I disagree with the whole thing because I do love me some Souls games but I just. GW2 look in the mirror. You've already done what you're supposedly trying to do for a decade.
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To be honest, I could bring myself to get with the times and add an 'Affiliated with' and 'Mains' section on Vivian's Pinned Post like all the youngins on here, but I'm cursed with the affliction of threads on this blog rarely extending past two notes due to the fact I have abysmal luck when it comes to pulling roleplay partners that won't vanish/deactivate on me, so realistically speaking, @illholy, @spiritpyro, and @dis--parity would be the only ones I could say I'm affiliated with... while my mains would probably be a constant '???', just because I'm uncertain on who even considers me a main at this point.
I mean, I'm fine with not being considered an affiliate in return, especially since Judith is permanently a part of Vivian's default canon verse for example regardless, but mains wise, I don't wanna assume stuff or be presumptuous... so for the longest time, I opt not to update my Pinned Post. Like, perhaps one day, Vivian would end up being important to more muses, but she tends to not receive much engagement compared to other blogs, I'm unconsciously all, 'God, who even wants this trash girl as their main?'.
Granted, I know I should probably be more confident about my OC since I've been writing her for ages now; only... even after all the time, I still can't help being self-conscious about Vivian, since I get the sense I'm the black sheep of the RPC and I know her personality can be a lot.
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so i gave into my base instincts and decided that if i can't have a way username, i can have a way pfp just so everyone knows im the local way supporter. it's crazy what watching oxygen the series in 2020 does to a woman.
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