Countdown to the Darkhold Diaries: Day 587
Y/N: “Ebony and Señor Scratchy have been scratching at their ears a lot recently, we just wanted to run some tests on everything to make sure they don’t have mites or worms”
Vet: “Of course! And what’s their medical history? Any patterns of infection or allergies we should know about?”
Wanda: “No known allergies, however you’d have to ask Agatha their history - she’s taken care of them the longest”
Agatha: “…um…they’ve never been to a vet before”
Everyone collectively: “WHAT?!”
Agatha: “WHAT?! I DID’T THINK YOU HAD TO TAKE INTER-DIMENSIONAL DEMONS FOR CHECK UPS???
Wanda: “For shame Agatha…they’re your familiars!”
Agatha: “BUT THEY ARE LITERAL DEMONS?!”
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If your guinea pig could make a wishlist - it would include these goodies!
Nature's Bites Variety Pack - Fruit and Vegetable Mix for Small Pets
Timothy Hay
Very Berry Butterflies Hay Cookies
Sea Grass Enrichment Mat
Wooden Castle
Foraging Toy
Wooden Hay Corner Hidey
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What is it about turtle care that makes it so tricky for people, and can common husbandry problems be avoided w proper preparation and education? Or is it more of a “funds and resources” thing, where most of the equipment and supplements for giving a pet turtle good QOL is hard to find and too expensive for an average household?
vet-and-wild here.
There are a few things. For one, if we're talking turtles specifically, the most common species are semi-aquatic (sliders and painted turtles). Meaning, they have water quality/aquarium management as an added component of their husbandry. It's actually quite complicated. Add on the fact that turtles produce A LOT of waste and are usually kept in enclosures that are way too small and you have a recipe for water quality issues. Most turtle species get bigger than people expect. I recommend at least 10 gallons per inch of shell. I have red eared slider patients that are easily 10-12 inches. Most people don't have a 100+ gallon aquarium.
Larger tortoises have a similar problem. Unless you live somewhere where you can keep the animal outside year round (or mostly year round), it's really hard to get an enclosure large enough for a 50lb+ sulcata.
Proper UVB is a problem with basically all reptiles. I find that nowadays most people realize they need something, but they end up not changing the bulb often enough or with a bulb that doesn't really give off enough UVB. tbh pet stores SUCK about explaining UV properly. I have so many owners that are genuinely trying and think they have the best product for their pet, because the pet store told them they just needed one bulb. It's very frustrating.
Diet is another factor. People don't realize what an appropriate diet is for most chelonians. Again, this is an issue across species. Usually, sliders and painted turtles get fed just animal protein (they are actually omnivores) and tortoises end up fed nothing but lettuce, carrots, and random fruits. We see tons of calcium and vitamin deficiency because of this.
Hydration is once again an issue across species. People tend to neglect humidity. For whatever reason it seems unimportant in comparison to other husbandry parameters, but it's actually super important. Chronic dehydration is a major issue in captive reptiles and thought to be under diagnosed. In chelonians, this often manifests as bladder stones. Really, really big bladder stones. I removed a clementine sized stone from a sulcata once, and it was awful for everyone.
I would say many of these issues can be avoided with proper education, like other species. However, I don't think there are any beginner turtles or tortoises. They're very hardy, which may seem great but more often than not we end up with a chronically ill animal that we now can't fix because there's 5, 10, even 20+ years of bad husbandry. I genuinely had to look up what a healthy box turtle looked like the other day because it's been so long since I've seen one that wasn't deformed. I forgot what they're supposed to look like. Yet I'm seeing these animals that, according to their owners, have been "fine" for years or decades. In reality, they have been chronically ill for decades and have just now lost the ability to compensate.
There are some species, like sulcatas, that just don't belong in most households. In the same way that large lizards (i.e. iguanas, water monitors, etc) and large snakes (i.e. burms, retics, etc) can be well cared for, a large turtle or tortoise can be too. However, the vast majority of people do not have the space or resources to do it, and should not own them. Most people can find the knowledge and resources to care for something like a box turtle, but it does take a ton of research, time, and effort, so most people don't get it right.
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Genuinely don't get people who keep cobras as pets. Private venomous snakekeeping is stupid to begin with if you aren't rich enough to afford the years of training and the antivenom, but out of all the deadly snakes that can kill you, why the neurotic anxiety ropes with the potent neurotoxin that is constantly on edge. Just go to the zoo and hang out in the reptile room for hours like what normal people do
(This goes triple for mambas, especially black mambas, which are even Worse)
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snake x-rays anyone?
Say hello to Noodle, my almost 19-year-old lavender zigzag corn snake. Last fed 3 weeks ago, and in the last four days or so started getting a firm lump 4" or so cranial to his cloaca. Getting bloated cranial to the lump, yadda yadda, only able to pass a couple dime-sized urates, and only after effort. He's easily exhausted and generally just not feeling good. Been getting warm water soaks nightly to no avail. He has an appointment with his vet on Wednesday. I did these rads today at the clinic I work at, but we work with cats so we have no idea wtf we're seeing or even really how to x-ray a snake :D. Yes he's backed up but the question is whyyyyy and I won't get an answer until Wednesday. Bleh.
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