#not to condone swearing but

[universal-verringbebe]

LADS MEN AS YANDERES

Alternatively titled "when your boyfriend is a yandere but that's your kink"

a tentative 18+ MDNI because I don't get explicit but it's HIGHLY suggestive

Zayne:

• My man's is CRAZY possessive and dominant.

• You're not allowed to see any other doctors but him

• Even if he's busy with another patient, he demands that you wait until he's done, regardless of what kind of injury you have

• As soon as you officially get together, he has you moving into his flat

• You WILL be sleeping in his bed every single night, no exceptions

• Don't even think of taking a nap on the couch, it's the bed or nothing

• And you eat that shit up

• Every time he orders you to do something, you have to stop yourself from jumping him right then and there

• Like he'll put a glass of water in front of you and coldly order you to "drink" and suddenly you're on your knees trying to get your fluids from somewhere else.

• You have male friends? Not anymore.

• If some of them suddenly vanished because of some dude named Dawnbreaker, that's not your business.

• The type to have you in bed and make you talk before pleasing you

• "Say my name"

• "Good girl, now say it again but louder"

• "Tell me you're mine"

Xavier:

• He's absolutely the stalker type

• Before you even officially met him, he was stalking you for at least a year.

• The area you used to live in had a high crime rate but you never met any trouble

• Wild, wonder why

• When you moved to a new apartment, he was your neighbor, what a coincidence and he started bonding with you like that,

• Whenever you needed anything or was having trouble with something, he would conveniently be there with a solution.

• You start to suspect the stalking and confront him

• When he confirms you literally just say "wow that's hot, please take me now"

• And that's how you got together

• From then on, he's just glued to your side no matter where you go

• You get a new job? Who's that fine piece of ass that's your coworker? Oh, hi Xavier.

• In bed, and I will continue saying this on main with no shame for xavier specifically, BREEDING KINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

• He's going to fill you up whether you like it or not

• Spoiler alert: you like it

• "Just take it all my star, gonna make you give me a galaxy"

• "If I put a baby in you, then you really will have to stay with me forever"

Rafayel:

• THIS FUCKER IS MANIPULATIVE and NEEDY

• The moment he laid eyes on you, it was a wrap gg ez

• Like he deliberately will bump his car into yours at a stoplight, say it was your fault and demand your information

• Of course he's not going to make insurance claims or anything, he'll just buy you both a new car

• But now he has your number and you're never getting rid of him

• If he catches someone flirting with you, they'll suddenly find themselves without a job, homeless, in prison for 10 years for a crime he definitely committed and pinned it on them.

• And you're just here like, damn, you're so sexy when you ruin other people's lives🤪🥴🥵

• He said say less and proposed to you right then and there.

• How dare you not have your attention on him 25/8, do you even love him?

• Definitely needs affirmations every 0.3 seconds

• Also demands you prove your love to him. Like, if you love him, you'll pose nude in front of a whole class just so he can watch you squirm

• Spoiler alert: you're squirming because this arouses you

• LOVES marking you up and buying you revealing clothing to show his artwork off

• "They all need to know you're mine"

• "Don't cover that up. In fact, let me make it bigger, come here"

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #love and deepspace rafayel #love and deepspace xavier #i had to #i haven't slept in 24 hours and im insanely proud of this brainrot #but also ive been on a yandere kick lately #I DO NOT ACTUALLY CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR OUTSIDE OF ROLEPLAY SCENARIOS I SWEAR

[sskk-manifesto]

Where did he put it

#Sorry for being unsufferable it's just. It's a whole ass book where did he put it 😭😭😭 #atsushi nakajima #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsds season 5 #my gifs #Also it kinda bothers me how the tail at some point just grows longer #I'm so sorry for being like this I swear in reality I condone everything animators do

[visualbrainrot]

cannibalism in queer horror media

the consumption of the body is the consumption of the soul. as shame prohibits an open love, it festers in silence until it has infected every part of the body. it is a sickness that cannot be cured, terminal. it impairs the mind turning desire into visceral hunger, turning "love" into all-consuming mindbending insanity. driving a person to the only understanding they can impart to another, the only satisfaction and placation of their being they can receive is to consume the object that caused this steady decline into a maddening and cyclical pattern of hellish obsession.

in part it is a triumph, in part it is a devastating blow, in another it is just another thing to numb the soul.

#cannibalism in queer tv #yellowjackets #hannibal #nbchannibal #shauna sadecki #van #taissa #will #cannibalism as a metaphor for love #symbolisitc irony #i swear i do not condone nor romanticise cannibalism #just seems to be a common trope in queer horror

[sculptorofcrimson]

Listen, i’m not saying He was right, but if a giant golden man with golden armor and glorious golden abs came to me and told me to conquer the galaxy, I wouldn’t even question it, I would genocide my way to Terra and genocide my way back. 

#I’m not condoning them #i swear #but i’m just saying #the primarchs were understandable #primarchs #warhammer #wh40k #warhammer 40k #emperor of mankind #actually #let’s condone that #we should definitely genocide the Craftworlders #they’re useless #this was spoken by a true drukhari #just drukhari things #also the emperor is hot #there i’ve said it #go on #arrest me for heresy #i have 847 other crimes to show!

[crackalemon]

Oooo~look out there's a chainsaw-welding maniac right behind you!

#jk #this blog does not condone labeling Pharma as a maniac #I swear I could make an artbook out of my unfinished sketches #wip #pharma #ratchet

[snixx]

good god my obsession with infidelity is becoming a little bit concerning but hot women (so like all women) cheating on their mid-ass boyfriends/husbands with either their homoerotic girl best friend or "the other woman" in their relationship (who they used to scorn as cheap and a homewrecker as a scapegoat for the boyfriend's ungratefulness) ESPECIALLY in historical settings will always be a top tier trope for me and i will never not eat it up

#i do not condone cheating irl ftr #it is possibly my favourite trope ever after childhood best friends (to strangers/enemies) to lovers #what can i say i do not care about men. i love using them as pawns for adding angst to my toxic yuri and nothing else #faberry #cazzie #we are never ever getting back together #sophie gonzales #ashra #<- they're from my wip btw #kannagi x madhavi #kashi x mastani #tina x anjali #tinjali #brittana #gini #addybeth #kunti x madri #ignore these tags as they get progressively more unhinged please i swear im fine #but like all those hindu myths where the king had a zillion wives?? the POTENTIAL #vauseman #annaleve #avalouise #bhagiratha's moms (?) #we set the dark on fire #tehlor kay mejia

[batwynn]

Almost every day I think about that first post I saw a few years ago where someone decided that people enjoying the cuteness of otters needed to be destroyed for the sake of ‘reality’ and ‘facts’. The post was open from start to finish that they were telling you that otters did ‘horrible things’ because they wanted to ‘break the illusion’ or whatever. It was full of language and tone that implied or outright said that people were ‘stupid’ or ‘foolish’ for liking otters, and that they should be punished with this information. This fact. This fact that was a twisted form of humans applying their moral concepts on to wild animals, to begin with, but was also simply being put out in to the world to hurt people for liking that animal. And then I think about how everyone started sharing this ‘fact’, post after post sharing the same tone and language of punishment, of implied ‘stupidity’ for ‘not knowing’. People gleefully commented this ‘fact’ on thousands of otter picture posts, they posted it a million times on the otter fan facebooks, they made tiktoks, they hammered it in over and over again. Don’t like otters. Don’t think they’re cute. They’re Bad™️. You’re a Bad™️ person if you like them. And people genuinely believed that. I saw so many people genuinely hurt by this, who thought they were a bad person and needed to stop liking or sharing otter pictures. Or they’d add a little note at the bottom, ‘I know otters are Bad™️ but I still think they’re cute.’ And I can’t not think about how pointlessly fucked up and cruel that entire thing was from the start, and how manipulative and shitty it was. And how it spun out into the universe until even now, on an otter video posted earlier this year, there’s dozens of comments about how otters are Bad™️ because one person decided that this wild animal doing something that is repugnant to humans, the animal with no knowledge that this is Bad™️ or with malicious intent (because it’s a wild fucking animal), meant they needed to hurt and punish anyone who liked that animal. And, finally, that people were so afraid of being seen as morally wrong/Bad™️ that they destroyed their love for this animal on the word of some fucking rando online without stopping to look internally at their own moral compass and understanding of animal behavior.

#otters #internet culture #moral panic #moral police #internet trolls #tw: ableism #ableist language cw #tw: animals #tw: otters #tw: swearing #cw: stupid #I used that word in quotes because that is the word I frequently saw used in these posts about otters #message me for additional tw tags #anyway just thinking #about people being fucking mean on the internet #yet again #additionally and in case people #think this means I condone rape because they can’t read or comprehend #no I don’t fucking condone rape

[phytine]

It's always sad when I read darkship fics on ao3 and the author feels the need to tell in the notes "I don't condone their behaviour. It is absolutely not okay. If you are in this type of relationship know it is not okay, etc." a.d the added bonus is when you have (US) emergency calls for these situation just after.

And my dear, I had to go through a limit age and a trigger warning to enter your fic. I am a grown person, I don't need you to coddle me and frankly... it is a bit weird to assure us that you don't condone murder and rape. Everyone is aware without you stating it, don't worry.

We are in the darkfic lands, you can't lost yourself here. No need to justify, we are all here willingly.

#i swear it breaks the mood #we all know you don't love murder and the likes ffs #i found that in #hannigram #which is the funniest thing ever given the show #strangers from hell #and same as hannigram #sefikura #and the question is you don't condone murder but do you condone transforming someone into your puppet just because you feel you own them? #the question must be answered #and so many other very darkships

[skitskatdacat63]

Screaming at the fact that some tiktok history meme artist I follow put out a psa that they *don't* in fact like Napoleon(despite drawing him a bunch) It's okay to appreciate a flawed figure 😭 please I swear

#napoleon fandom is truly like fernando fandom #like people who cant admit they like smth bcs it comes off as problematic #not that fernando's problematicness comes anywhere close to napoleon JSKFKGKLV #i just mean i think its funny to have to preface that you dont like a figure #despite your whole acct being of that figure. 'yeah yeah hes intelligent but he WAS A TERRIBLE PERSON' #i swear to you its okay to like someone who has flaws 😭😭 #liek yeah idk. ik its a real life historical figure in this situation #but yknow liking him is not like you're instantly condoning anything #its okay to appreciate a historical figure but still take issue w the terrible things they did yknow #idk jist find it very funny to constantly draw a person but be like IM JUST MAKING FUN OF HIM OKAY #clearly you have some level of fondness lmao #but yeah idk reminds me of the people who will be like 'i love fernando' but need to bring up crashgate in the same breath #tho i realize how insane it is to anyone outside of me that im comparing yknow. napoleon and nando sjfkkglg #its true okay believe me i said so #catie.rambling.txt

[suffarustuffaru]

ok but im getting emo over heinkel again so im gonna talk about him again because yeah hes yet another sad character in a sea of sad characters and i love rezero for that but like he is a character consistently characterized by one loss after the other. it's a rollercoaster and its going straight fucking down and he is so miserable and absolutely alone and its both his fault and not his fault at all. but the way it starts is - its all out of his control. the more you think about the trajectory of his life the sadder it gets.

imagine you are heinkel and your parents are the sword saint and the sword demon and you come from a long line of knights and sword saints so thats almost definitely where youre headed, right? thats whats expected of you. you are nineteen years old and youre a knight in the royal guard, which was expected of you, and you have a wife and a beautiful baby boy, which was also expected of you, but at least you have so much joy and love for the latter while the former is just another chain on the astrea family line of people who are stuck to knighthood whether they like it or not. but your family is also just another chain because youre nineteen and your mother is still the sword saint and youre playing with fate here because either youre going to be the sword saint or your son will be.

your wife, the only equal you have, falls asleep one day and never wakes up. you are twenty-one years old and a single parent and then you are twenty-three years old and your son's fate is so much bigger than youll ever be. having the worlds love means that your love pales in comparison, doesnt it? everyone knows about your comatose wife because you keep searching so much for a cure that its just another thing to gossip about. every year that passes by she just continues to look the same as she did when she was awake and alive and loved you. (you dont know it yet but your son is going to reach the same age as her, because you dont find a cure for another sixteen years and you know that she wont love you anymore because who does? theres no one left because your son doesnt count.)

and everyone knows about you because of your family. because yeah, youre a good swordsman, but youre not liked by anyone in the knights. youre not a friend and youre certainly not a sword saint or sword demon. your son mind controls someone because he loves you so much that he would do anything for you and looks up to you like youre some hero, but youre just a wreck whos scrambling to keep what little you have. youre twenty-four and you lose your mom because you were too scared to go on the mission you were assigned on, because youre a coward and youre in over your head and you know, because everyone knows, that you dont measure up. you could never be prepared for this. in a long line of people who have to carry the weight of the world, you crumble easily. your mom goes on that mission and dies and your son becomes the sword saint like this was always going to happen. this is what being loved by the world means. you just killed your mom because you just couldnt suck it up and die on that mission instead. on top of that, your dad says that your five-year-old god of a son killed your mom. its just you and your son and the two of you both killed your mom but youre the worlds biggest laughing stock and your son is the up and coming hero and monster. but you still love your son. you really do.

right?

#rezero #heinkel astrea #i have. many feelings on him always. no i do not condone his abuse and i never will. but he is such a fascinating character #and this is not even getting into like. post-reinhard being five years old. cries. there is so much happening my god. the tragedy of it all #i swear theresia and wilhelm act like they dont even like heinkel fr sometimes too i swear aldfjldfjl theres just implications behind that #relationship too. and implications to heinkel and reinhards Everything with what little we've seen of them. like little kid reinhard truste #his dad SO MUCH heinkel was very loving in the beginning. it hurts how badly it turns out later alsdlfj bc you just Know that reinhard is #internalizing this like. my dad used to love me and now he doesnt anymore and its all my fault. #BUT HE STILL DOES LOVE REINHARD DEEP DOWN BC WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE SCHULT AS A REPLACEMENT. GOD. GOD. #arc 5 spoilers #i always like. theorize that heinkel used to be someone who tried to follow the rules to the T. try his best. try to be a good perfect #knight. a bit of a people pleaser. WHICH IS LIKE REINHARD RIGHT and it explains why heinkel is so bitter and jaded and angry now. god. i #hate it here. the astreas make me sooo crazy #like heinkel really does seem like a guy whos just trying to be a goody two shoes in like the once upon a time from lugunica ss but he fail #miserably bc hes too Emotional and also going through a lot of stress aljsdlfj

[n3kr0nefor]

🤏🤏🤏

#don't condone i swear #i just like posting pics :---( #academy maniacs #nikita lytkin #artyom anoufriev #nikita and artyom

[joshbruh10x]

Small sketch of the night, idk. School makes me wanna strangle people but apparently punching people is "cringe and not allowed". So anyways human Fazcule :D

Oh also I forgot to post this so I'll put it here as a bonus too I guess, its an old sketch of the human Fazcule with new fits +a new design for Greg

#human au #montgomery gator #glamrock bonnie #glamrock freddy #fazcule #joshblogs #fnaf gregory #gregory sb #I SWEAR I DONT CONDONE VIOLENCE #Its just uhhh #Josh stuff :> #def am not dying inside rn

[im-very-sorry]

im always going to be an advocate for children's rights because 19 out of 50 states in the us allow corporal punishment in public schools and the only 2 states have banned corporal punishment in private schools. more fucking so, corporal punishments are levered disproportionately onto children who are black, disabled, or a boy. [NIH] if that doesn't make you fucking shake and want to scream then what the fuck are you doing

#if you look further into the report linked you'll find that #only 67% of corporal punishment takes place when a child is behaving violently #(which i still fucking hate and do not fucking condone and never will) #37% of corporal punishment is done due to swearing #and then there's also the minor things mentioned like fucking laughing in the hallway #im fucking foaming at the mouth im going to rip these teachers to fucking shreds #what the fuck is wrong with you #what the FUCK #childrens rights #tw child abuse #child abuse #because that what it is #corporal punishment #tw corporal punishment #teachers #america #american school system #FUCK the american school system #FUCK the american government #i hate them #i hate it #school system #ableism #tw ableism #racism #tw racism #ableism tw #racism tw #gotta get all the tw tags

[eggbagelz]

I never did post this banger did i

#doodles #my chemical romance #i do not condone the shipping of real people just to be clear #what i DO condone is making fun of them #anyway i like to think that this is how we lost frank clone number one #the prorev pheromones lit up his scrawny jersey punk chemicals and then gerard said the word dick #and it was all over #god this is SO funny without context. click the link if u want it but youre not gonna like it this i swear

[mentheae-vine]

The urge to write Akitio as a serial kidnapper cause of that one prosekai meme I saw on youtube. Kanade needing sleep from being overworked, Tsukasa just practicing his acting so he can raise money for his sister, or distracting himself from reality, and Toya just getting out of a toxic abusive relationship thanks to Akito kidnapping him.

I might add more characters that possibly be kidnapped (a.k.a surprisingly getting a break)

#akitoya #akito as a kidnapper #but not really #tsukasa #tsukasa tenma #kanade yoisaki #kanade #project sekai colorful stage #prosekai fanfic #prosekai #toya aoyagi #toya #i don't condone actual kidnapping #i wanna write akito trying to actual be threatening #Everyone else: nah bro you're trying to hard #I'm not insane #i swear

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

I should be put in jail for the amount of drabbles I’ve written with Leia and Nikki cheating on Nate with Gwen 😂

#poorni speaks t9s #i swear I don’t condone cheating but… #I have a guilty pleasure #i have a problem