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#not to be all woe is me and dramatics but man this shit sucks. ah well
thebuttsmcgee · 3 years
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#this week has been miserable para moi. ughu.#not to be all woe is me and dramatics but man this shit sucks. ah well#I rewatched the first season of the amphib of ia. so that was neato burrito. uhhhh I watched some of spawhn.#that was okay. ya know the more I rewatch it the more I think everyone that I listened to on the internet that knew about spawhn#and would say 'yea hes cool but man is his writing iffy and way too power fantasy and the religion stuff is iffy as well' the more I realize#they were right lmao. to a certain extent tho these past years no longer being a christian has I dunno given me a better perspective? I gues#anyways reading thru some of it and watchin the animated series made me go like 'wow! what a fucking mess!' on the religion stuff.#they (they is todd mcfarlane) made god AND satan reborn as wanda's kids like what the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#and then like everyone in heaven were used as soldiers becuz god and satan wanted war becuuuuuz? yea. hrm.#look. all I want is an anti hero from hell that uses his power for the betterment of humanity and earth. also a sick ass design.#like I kiiiinda get ya would kinda hafta get into SOME religious territory in order for it to work. maybe.#Scorps seems to make it work without it tho so I dunno.#my point is that this shit was way too edgy and shouldnt be taken too seriously. but some stuff is excellent. usually not the mcfarlane ones#uhh anyways I ate. chicken taco. uh. I think drank sprite. yea. hm. hope yall had a great day tho!!!
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citizen-l · 3 years
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02. Window
Chanyeol never thought he'd be under someone's flat throwing tiny rocks at their window. Never in a million years did he imagine himself to be in this position. Sure he did some crazy things in life, but never something as cringe-inducing as this. In broad daylight too. Jesus. 
"Hey!" someone called him and Chanyeol looked back to find Officer Joey looking at him with narrow eyes and creased brows. "You're the kid from last night, aren't you?"
"Hi, yeah," Chanyeol said awkwardly. 
"Why are you throwing stones?"
"No one's answering the buzzer?"
"Ever heard of calling?"
Yeah well, Joey, I would, but I have their phone with me. And while we're talking, Joey, fuck you. God, Chanyeol wanted to scream at the ridiculousness of it. 
Chanyeol never would have forgotten to return Baekhyun's phone that he pocketed in case of an emergency just that morning before taking him to get stitches. Never would have under normal circumstances. But getting a too sweet goodbye strawberry kiss was not a normal circumstance. Chanyeol could feel his ears getting warm and red, and Joey was still there staring at him. 
"I have something that I desperately need to give Baekhyun," Chanyeol said. Judging by the familiar way Baekhyun had talked to Joey before, maybe Joey would leave him alone if he realized Chanyeol wasn't a threat to Baekhyun. "Calling didn't help, and I'm pretty sure Baekhyun really needs this. So, yeah…"
Honestly, Chanyeol would have just found Sehun and given the phone to him and been done with it. But Sehun was MIA with Junmyeon. And Chanyeol hadn't had a chance until this late in the afternoon to come by and hand over the phone. But he'd be lying if he said he kinda maybe didn't want to check if Baekhyun was alright. Oh God, what if he's lying unconscious on the floor again? 
"At this hour, he's probably at some rehearsal, hop in," Joey gestured towards the passenger side. 
Chanyeol was having a hard time digesting what was happening. How did he end up riding shotgun in a police vehicle? How did Joey know so much about Baekhyun's schedule when even Sehun was of no help? What the hell was going on with Chanyeol's life, good lord?
Joey dropped at one of the smaller auditoriums east side of the campus. Chanyeol had never ventured this way, never had any cause to. 
"Tell him I said hi," Joey smirked before leaving Chanyeol there. He probably got off on how shook Chanyeol was. 
The huge double doors opened up to a lobby. The signs said dressing rooms were to the left, and to the right were the rows of identical doors leading to the actual auditorium. For audiences. Chanyeol decided it was best to check there first since he could hear voices and music coming from one of the half opened doors. 
The only auditorium Chanyeol had ever been to on campus was on the north end, the one where the big seminars are usually held. This one was different, definitely not for academic or corporate lectures. The lights, the stage, even the seating was different. This was made for performing musicals like the one a dozen or so people were rehearsing. 
"Oh woe, to be trapped in this age…" a woman wailed dramatically while lying flat on the stage. 
"Oh, what is this I see! Some faerie-like creature come for me?"
Someone sang, another voice joined with a deep baritone that sounded somewhat like Baekhyun, but Chanyeol had never heard him sing before. 
"Hello hello, fair man," someone said. 
"Ah! My prince has come to save me, joy be!" shouted a guy as large as Chanyeol but lankier.
That was when he realized they were all talking about him. A bunch of theatre kids finding a new person interrupting their rehearsal, of course they would be dramatic about it. What did Chanyeol expect? 
"How can I help you, sir?" a brunette girl asked with a fake British accent. 
Someone started singing about waiting for him all her life as he went down the stairs towards the stage where he could spot a guy with a bandaged hand and hoped it was Baekhyun. He was wearing a hat so Chanyeol couldn't clearly see the cotton candy fluff on his head. 
A guy in suspenders and lipstick stopped him by starting to dance suggestively and singing a Burlesque song. God this bunch was loud. Two others came around him, the brunette and another woman with red and white streaks in her black hair and the three started a whole number with impressive impromptu harmonies and suggestive body rolls. 
"Chanyeol?" he heard Baekhyun's surprised voice from the stage. 
There he was, hat in hand, pink hair almost glowing under the harsh light of the stage, eyes squinting to see Chanyeol awkwardly standing as three people sang some jazz song and moved their pelvis in a way that Chanyeol would rather not witness at the moment. 
"Hey, hi," he used Baekhyun's interruption as his getaway card and moved around the dancing trio. "Sorry for barging in like this, just wanted to return this."
Baekhyun jumped straight down from the stage seeing his phone. Chanyeol was momentarily shocked, and the worry he felt in that instant thinking something bad might happen to Baekhyun jumping down from so high nearly rendered him speechless. 
"Oh my God, thank you! I've been looking everywhere for it. I really thought I lost it during my steakout yesterday."
Stakeout?
"Nah I took it with me when I took you to the pharmacy, forgot about it afterwards."
"Well, thank you for bringing it back all the way here."
And then Baekhyun was hugging him, arms around Chanyeol's shoulders, hot breath on the side of his neck, Baekhyun stood on tiptoes and Chanyeol didn't know what to do with his own hands. 
"Why can't I get a man like that?" a girl sighed from one side. 
"Wait, is that the guy? He really carried Baek… I mean I can see he's got…"
"Holy shit, he's real?!"
"Of course he's real, Minseok," Baekhyun said and he let go of Chanyeol. 
"Uh, I should go…" Chanyeol said awkwardly. 
"What? Wait, I haven't done anything to thank you," Baekhyun said. 
But you did, Chanyeol thought. You kissed me. That was a thank you, no? What was the kiss about? Why the fuck did Baekhyun kiss him? God, Chanyeol was going out of his mind trying to figure it out. 
"That's okay, you don't have to…"
"Nonsense, let me just get changed and then I'll treat you to something delicious."
"Hopefully not something too delicious," someone said. 
"Don't forget about the party tonight," someone else said. 
But Chanyeol couldn't focus on all the things everyone was saying. He was finally focused on Baekhyun's outfit. Suspenders, a dirty-white pirate shirt tucked haphazardly into leather pants.
"Be a little more discreet ogling his ass, will you?" The guy with pretty eyes, Minseok whispered near and Chanyeol nearly choked on his spit. 
"Oh leave him be," Another guy, the one who was singing with Baekhyun said, he had a cat-like smile. "He's too whipped anyway, let him enjoy."
Jesus. Chanyeol wanted out of here. It wasn't that these guys were half bad. Quite the opposite, Chanyeol found them sort of endearing with the way they passionately rehearsed their lines, danced and sang even without an instructor guiding them, on a Saturday. But taking jabs at Chanyeol and laughing at his "whipped" nature was unsettling him. He was not whipped for Baekhyun, he was just still stuck on a stupid kiss. 
Chanyeol sighed, he couldn't blame anyone. Not these guys, they were just having fun. If anyone, Chanyeol should blame Sehun. Now that guy was whipped, for Junmyeon. A little too much. If it wasn't for Sehun, Chanyeol wouldn't have been temporarily homeless and had to spend the night at Baekhyun's. 
"Stop teasing him, people. See you later," Baekhyun sang as he came back dressed in a baggy sweater and loose camo pants tucked into his boots. He tugged Chanyeol's shirt sleeve to follow him out. 
"Don't forget to bring dessert," someone shouted. 
"Bring Prince Charming as well, while you're at it!"
"Sorry about that, they tend to be a little rowdy during the weekend," Baekhyun said. 
They sat facing each other in a booth at a quaint little café/bakery just outside of their main campus. Chanyeol had never even noticed it, but Baekhyun said they have the best baked goods he ever had. 
"You don't hate sweets, do you?" Baekhyun asked, a little alarmed. 
Chanyeol looked at him like he was crazy, thinking back on how he was seconds away from sucking the taste of freaking strawberry milk from Baekhyun's tongue. Chanyeol coughed and shook his head. He was fine with sweets. Their coffee and chocolate covered donuts came soon after. Chanyeol had to admit they were good, had the potential to ruin his body and all his hard work, but he could indulge on occasion. 
"How did you find me anyway?" Baekhyun asked while licking chocolate off his fingers. 
"Joey," Chanyeol said and tried not to stare. "I was actually at your apartment, he found me and said you'd be at rehearsal. He even gave me a ride. He said hi."
"Ah, makes sense."
"How are you so close to the officer, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Oh he used to date my mom, didn't work out though. But I like him, we occasionally meet up because he has two dogs and I'm desperately trying to convince him to let me adopt them."
The way he said it made Chanyeol laugh. And that was surprising because Chanyeol doesn't usually feel this comfortable with people so quickly. Well, maybe it had something to do with last night's fiasco. And the kiss. Fuck.
Chanyeol wanted to ask about it, so bad. But it felt weird. And awkward. And Chanyeol wasn't sure he could ask with a straight face. It bothered him. Not in a negative way. More like, he couldn't figure it out and it was irritating. It was like not knowing what that sound was at the back of a well-produced song and obsessing over it for days and even weeks until finally it was clear. 
"What are you doing tonight?" Baekhyun asked. 
"Uh, nothing much, I guess," Chanyeol sipped his coffee. 
"How do you feel about a social gathering? Dinner will be on me."
"The party your friends were talking about?"
"It's not much of a party, really. Just some friends hanging out together."
"Well, I don't think I'd fit in, and I don't wanna be a bother among friends," Chanyeol said. 
"Well, as humble as that sounds, I insist. And you heard Jongin, they want you there. They wouldn't have asked so directly in front of you if they didn't."
Was it worth it? Should Chanyeol give up another night at his apartment to spend time with Baekhyun and his eccentric friends? 
"Wear something white," Baekhyun said. 
"Wait, I haven't decided whether I'd go."
"I've decided for you, it'll be fun. I'll pick you up at 8."
"How's your hand?" Chanyeol decided to change the topic. Maybe he can get away with the party thing later with a better excuse. 
"Hurts a little, but good otherwise. Nearly got plastered under a ladder while rehearsing, but narrowly escaped."
"Does that often happen?" Chanyeol was more alarmed than he probably should have been. 
"Nah, I just got distracted. But anyway, I gotta go make a cake. Oh hey, I should have your number."
Half an hour later, Chanyeol was shifting through his wardrobe looking for white clothes. He had none. He regretted ever agreeing to go to the party, which, by the way, he never explicitly agreed to. 
His phone buzzed with a text from "Kyoong", Baekhyun had insisted, with an impromptu photo of his doing a finger heart, that that be his nickname on Chanyeol's phone. God knows why Chanyeol agreed. 
"Be there in ten." The text read. Great. No way to back out now. 
"I kind of have an issue." Chanyeol texted back. It felt like a weak excuse to get out of going to the party, even though this was a genuine issue. 
And then Baekhyun was calling him and Chanyeol nearly dropped his phone. He finally saw the pout Baekhyun sneakily did which wasn't noticeable with the small icon. Jesus. 
"Hello?"
"Hey, sorry, started driving so I couldn't text back. Don't worry, Bluetooth, and I'm almost at your place. What's the issue?"
"I'm going to hang up and we can talk when you get here."
"Wai-" 
Chanyeol did as he said and waited until Baekhyun was knocking at his door. 
"Okay, glad that you're concerned about me dying on the road but never hang up on me, bothers the hell out of me. So, now, what's the issue?"
"I don't have anything white," Chanyeol said.
"Your roommate? Borrow something of his."
"I don't know if you met Junmyeon or not, but we're sort of not the same size."
"Well, I don't think Sehun owns anything remotely classy either."
That's when Chanyeol finally registered what Baekhyun was wearing. A high collared Victorian shirt with ruffles on the sleeves and neck, a few streaks of shimmering thread on his chest and shoulders. A corset. Loose breeches tucked into knee-high boots. All white. 
"You look beautiful," Chanyeol said before he could stop himself. 
"Why, thank you, dear sir. I spent hours trying to fit this just right. Et voila."
"You made this?"
"Tweaked. I'm no seamstress. But I can use a needle."
Right. Of course. Chanyeol should stop staring at Baekhyun's shiny cheeks that matched the color of his cotton candy pink hair. Get a grip. 
"You said classy outfit, right? I have all-black fits, recital clothes."
"Ah, that would create quite the buzz, but I like the idea. Show me," Baekhyun said. And then he neatly sat down on Chanyeol's bed and crossed his legs, waiting for Chanyeol to appear in his black attire. 
Right. Well, Chanyeol wasn't ready to strip in front of this Victorian ghost boy yet. Yet? Jesus Christ, his mind was well on its way to the gutter. 
"I'll be right back," Chanyeol took the shirt and pants from his drawers and went to the bathroom to change. 
He came back to soft music playing on his speakers. His music. 
"Sorry, I was snooping around and found your disks. You really composed these?"
"Uh, yeah, last term."
"I need to get this on my phone. Later. Well, you look pretty."
Chanyeol felt his ears go red. 
"Are you wearing contacts?"
"Yeah."
"You weren't wearing them last night, you wore your glasses. That's why I couldn't recognize you right away. Well. Mind switching now? It'll fit better."
It was ridiculous how Chanyeol just switched from contacts to glasses without protests. 
"And I love this collar," Baekhyun walked up to him and undid the first two buttons from his half-collar. "Hmm, better. You have any accessories?"
"Uh…"
"My friends are very serious about weekend parties, you'll be surprised by the amount of effort they put in. They'll appreciate it if you showed you cared too. But no pressure, I mean, don't make yourself uncomfortable or anything. You already look really good so I don't think you need to worry, plus I'm sure everyone would just appreciate you being there…"
Baekhyun was babbling and it was so adorable, Chanyeol was shamelessly just staring without being the least bit discreet about it. 
He ended up wearing the silver necklace his sister got him last year on his birthday. Half a heart, the other half was on Yuna's wrist. 
They arrived at Chen's apartment in town. It was… not what Chanyeol expected, at all. Chen, the one with the catlike smile, wore a Peter Pan outfit, all white, with white antlers on his head instead of the hat. He padded barefoot as he welcomed Baekhyun and Chanyeol inside. Some of the others were familiar faces Chanyeol had seen earlier at the auditorium. A Medusa with white dreadlocks and a white snakeskin-like dress contrasting her brilliant ebony skin. A Lucifer in a white suit and tarred feet. Two Victorian ghosts much like Baekhyun but very differently dressed. A guy dressed as honest-to-God Edgar Allan Poe with a fake moustache, looking ready to attend his own wedding in a three piece embroidered suit. The woman on his side dressed as a bride, probably the cousin. And then there was Minseok serving wine wearing a white fur coat and the crown of a king. 
Well. This was. Something. 
"I should kick you out for not wearing even a thread of white," Minseok said. "But you look good, and you're carrying the cake, so I'll overlook this time."
"Don't mind him, you look perfect," Chen laughed with genuine delight. Everyone else agreed. 
"Help me with the cake," Baekhyun gestured towards the kitchen with his head and Chanyeol followed. 
Baekhyun had made two cakes but decorating them and bringing them over would have been a disaster. So he put everything in containers, the cakes, the fondant, buttercream, chocolate and other decorations, and strapped them to the back seat of his car. This party was no joke. 
Chanyeol set down the containers on the kitchen counter, which was already full of dishes being prepared and ready to be set on the table. 
"I feel like I should have brought something," Chanyeol said to Baekhyun. 
"Well, at least you brought your wits," the tall lanky actor dressed like the ghost of Monte Christo said as he handed a glass of white wine to Chanyeol. 
"You having flashbacks of your initiation, Jongin?" Chen laughed as he stirred some kind of soup in a pot. 
"Jesus, don't remind me," Jongin shuddered and went back to sit with the others. 
Baekhyun layered and put cream on the cake. Then fondant. Then carefully crafted cream flowers, roses and white chocolate feathers. Chanyeol stood there in awe, occasionally handing over whatever Baekhyun asked for and watched the cakes turn into works of art. How? One man. How? 
One man who can sing and act and probably dance too, can bake and decorate cakes, sew and fit his own medieval style clothes, and kiss. 
This party was a bad idea. Chanyeol was glad he didn't miss it. Getting to know Baekhyun's friends and how Baekhyun acted around them was a serious thing. Chanyeol paid attention to every conversation and voiceless interaction. He really should be a bit more careful. He couldn't help looking at Baekhyun every chance he got. 
The internal conflict Chanyeol was having was driving him crazy. 
What was happening? 
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