#not that i would know

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #475: Soul once accidentally had an unopened can of monster fall on his foot. Mind & Heart still make fun of him for having his foot broken by an energy drink of all things.

#do not ask where this idea came from #my foot is fine #chonny jash #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium #okay but its not actually broken #probably #this is canon to me because of how dumb but fitting it is #it was the white can/flavor if you're curious #for the comedy & headcanon. it only like broke his toe probably not the whole foot #it fell top first so there's a cartoonish circle mark on his ring & pinkie toe now #not that I would know

[19-020221]

i love that "loki GETS a hug" is a tag on ao3

#loki #loki x mobius #lokius #not that i would know

[brandonxdylan]

#there are worse ways to earn a living than folding t-shirts #not that i would know #beverly hills 90210 #dylan mckay #season 10 #90s #lucy wilson #melissa renee martin

[catboybiologist]

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Ididiwjejeidi

Djudisisis

Yes 😳

#oh hi #youre cute too #not that i would know

[gently-folded-paper-cranes]

being babied when you’re in love must be a great feeling

#not that i would know #HAAAAAAAAAH ill really kms #but being vulnerable and having someone hold u and not belittle you must be really nice #like if i could make grabby hands at someone and they giggle and hug me #ill drop dead srs eh #love #kai rambles

[skull-ishcloud]

I was just rereading Nevermore on Webtoon (that just came out of hiatus btw)

And found this gem

I am totally using this as a meme from now on.

#duke nevermore #Nevermore #webtoon #webcomic #this aint about Wednesday #just in cas yk #but anyway #this is the exact reaction to when your friend is on the roof 'to get fresh air' with a soul eating raven #not that I would know #obviously #kit trace #kate flynn #red and flynn #nevermore spoilers #i guess

[ambientwitch]

You know I have to say having your full name in your Instagram profile instead of just your first name plus a picture of Reba McEntire eating a corn dog does lead to more success in terms of people you know following you back

#Not that I would know

[skye707]

I'm in love with your art, it looks very tasty. Edible. I'd like to eat your art :]

I can't say I'd recommend it, but to each their own I suppose.

Bon appetit.

#I bet it would taste like an ice cream cone wrapper #like one of the paper ones at restaurants #or McDonalds #not that I would know #Skye

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Opening the Player's Handbook with the intent to make a character is honestly more satisfying than sex.

#I mean #not that I would know #D&D #D&D 5e #dnd

[klokworks]

Alright, fun question for you: how do you use likes?

I use em like a little catch and release tag.

"Oh, this one's got a heart on it, no need to reblog it now."

#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #not that i would know #just going on what they tell me

[sanguinaryrot]

sometimes u will cry ur eyes out because u think ur inherently unlovable but the actual problem is not that you are cursed to be abandoned by anyone to whom you show affection, but that you haven’t eaten yet today. consider grilling a cheese and reconsidering in 30-45 minutes

#not that i would know

[hypernugget9292]

damn.. humans really are human pillows

#not that i would know #:3

[girlhorrror]

and frank and mikey are onstage too allegedly

#not that i would know #sorry frankgirls sorry mikeygirls #mcr

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

it truly is a rite of passage to sleep with a chef when you work in hospitality

#a line cook specifically….. #and then having to dodge rumours and gossip like it’s mario kart and ur in 1st place baby #NOT that i would know

[pynkii]

Lemme tell y'all something. Detailed sexting is the way to my heart. GOT. DAMNNN. And then follow through and it's better than the texts😫😵‍💫😮‍💨😮‍💨🥴

#daddy #phat cake #thicc #thick #thighs #blackgirls #melanin #phat #cute girls #bodypositivity #not that i would know #I'm def not getting none

[mysticwrit]

emma gives such aquarius vibes

#like i would not be surprised if her birthday is coming up soon #not that i would KNOW #SUPERMASSIVE #&. out of character﹙chatter.﹚