#not technically hockey

[zackcollins]

Screaming at the username of the Reaper from the game I just played

#HELP IM DEAD #i was so nervous that whole game #tghatcwas my first time using ashe #and here i am having to worry whether or not #im making a fool of myself in front of the real bo horvat or not #it was great times yall #0/10 would not recommend #anyways #shit was wild #gabriel reaper reyes #elizabeth caledonia ashe #overwatch #overwatch 2 #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #video games #not technically hockey #not baseball #bo horvat #vancouver canucks #overwatch screenshots #screenshots #r.t. posts screenshots

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

#leverage my beloved <3 #ramble #leverage #i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring #her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao #re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confused—country singer; baseball player; hockey player #didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong #re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job) #this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo #this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands #bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it #that does not compute in my head #leverage spoilers

[simmyfrobby]

― David Chapman

hockey poetry post 51/?

#yup. I made it. I posted it. I stand by it. #theyre in LOVE #I can't be normal about it #its not technically a HPP but also idk what else to call it so.. #hockey poetry posts #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #seeing nr 87 standing next to nr 71 is just very important to me ok. we dont have to talk about it.

[balconyskeletons]

03.21.24

#hockey #connor bedard #old coworker yells at cloud (linesman validly punishing him for slashing) #bad boy box chronicles #ducks shutting out the 23-24 blackhawks: is that even technically a shutout?

[paulkariyas]

↪ 09/21/2023 ― mika ( training camp day 2 )

#mika zibanejad #new york rangers #hockey #hockeyedit #❝ edits #anyway he's so pretty #very twitchy camera -- we made do kfndjnksn #the third gif's on the left bottom's my fave #mhm that Wife Life smile #edit: im sticking to day 2 not 1 cus that's a technicality dhbvhavb #nhl training camp 2023

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

don’t expect me to be over this anytime soon

#my heart sped up when i opened his story yesterday #caught off guard in the best way fr #he looks SO GOOD #mat barzal #new york islanders #ny isles #hockey #by a technicality

[nero-neptune]

made up a group of edwardian-era hockey girls, Heavily inspired by the many wintery late 19th/early 20th century photos i processed in an archive over the summer. at some point, i decided their team would be called "the hail raisers".

#it's all about texture texture texture #i'm very bad at modeling old handwriting. but just bc i've seen a lot of old handwriting doesn't mean i can replicate it :/ #also- technically the vast Vast majority of any photos pre 1930 (that i worked with) were explicitly black and white #but we're gonna pretend this is some super faded autochrome!! which works bc i LOOOOVE autochrome <3<3<3 #the things i'm most proud of here are 1) the gloves and 2) the personality shining through each girl #they're bruised and bloody and gap toothed and they're ready for more! #my art #artists on tumblr #edwardian era #edwardian art #hockey #also this is more for me but- gap toothed girl is clara #alma's the formal looking one (with a crooked nose). lenore's looking dazed and confused. and dolores at the bottom right is out for blood #(also i'm preemptively blaming any 'off' proportions on the fact that they're wearing bulky sorta-oversized winter clothes) #(also also- drawing old fashioned hair was fun. they kinda just did whatever as long as it's in a particular shape) #(also also also- i enjoyed drawing injuries. for better or worse i think of 'injuries' whenever i think 'hockey'. #now. would you photograph edwardian-era girls beat up to hell? idk. but check out the 1890s princeton students post-snowball fight photo!)

[kitnita]

miro heiskanen & jake oettinger — TOR vs DAL — 10.26.23

#stars lb #hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettiner #miro heiskanen #technically miro is the focus here but we get a jake mention because him bitchily chewing gum is top tier <3 #ALSO what the fuck is this. gifs of mine where i don't make their jerseys lime ass green?? fake of me #z:edit

[dworgynisbabe]

how i imagine my ice wizard came to ravenwood:

he just scored the game winning goal and he’s about to go celebrate with his team when he gets ported to wiz city and he turns around and merle is like, “hello young wizard 👴🏻” and he throws his [hockey] stick at him and tries to run off but he’s still in his skates so he trips and falls over and sprains his ankle. so the whole tutorial he’s like limping around and merle’s like, “you can do this” and he’s just standing there like “bro i’m literally shitting my pants rn who tf is this emo bastard and why is he sending his dragons after me!!???”

#posts about my ocs #woo poorly explained lore #he has no idea what’s going on #like ever #w101 #he’s not my main wizard oc technically #he’s just some guy #here i am once again finding a way to combine hockey and wiz #are we surprised?

[zackcollins]

Fav and least fav player on Vancouver, San Jose (there is a correct answer to the fav on this one) and Ottawa 👀

Canucks

Fave: Dermy, Huggy Bear, Boes, Petey, and Thatcher

Least: Nobody lmfao

Sharks

Fave: Optimus Reims (did you have to ask? Djsbsjs)

Least: Couture

Ottawa

Fave: Brady, Josh, Muzz, Brownie and Enzo

Least: Nobody, really

#this ask is from thepassionthatunitesusall at tumblr productions and is directed at robin #optimus reimmates tag #did you honestly have to ask amy? djdbsjs #because the answer was obvious LOL #robin talks #not mash #not technically hockey #not baseball #r.t. interacts with friends

[hockeyassforposterity]

I’m gonna try to draw a jet everyday until we either *** *** *** or get eliminated, so here’s Scheif for day 1

#hockey art #winnipeg jets #mark scheifele #I’m gonna draw them in order of first game played in a jets jersey so lows is next #but if you want to request a specific player let me know and I’ll bump them up in the order #jets lb #because this is technically related to the games themselves

[offside-the-lines]

Connor bedard/anyone - giggling

Just as a note, I don’t usually write for players under 21 but this is short and tame so I figured why not. This post is the only reason I have any thoughts on who to pair Bedsy with.

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Mase is always sending Connor memes of himself to ‘keep him grounded’. He says he hates it but they both know it makes him do the stupid giggle he can never seem to control around Mason, giddy energy bubbling to the surface. In these moments, he wishes things worked out the way they had imagined last year, on the phone at 2 am, whispering their imagined futures into the dark. He thinks of Byram and Cozens in Buffalo. Maybe it still could. At least he’s able to admit it to himself now: he has a giant, irrepressible crush on Mason. Growth, or whatever.

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Send me a player or pairing + a word, and I’ll write a mini fic about it. (I am running on quite a backlog right now so it might take me a while to get to your request).

Read other prompt mini fics!

#yeah so this is definitely technically 7 sentences so sue me #connor bedard/mason mctavish #rox writes #mini fic #hockey rpf #hrpf #requests #chi #ana #connor bedard #mason mctavish

[msmargaretmurry]

omg you get to watch Sharks (the people's princess!!) vs Oilers (ft real pretty pretty princess Leon Draisaitl!!) that is so exciting!!! I hope you have a wonderful time!!!

thank you anon!! i am SO jetlagged and extremely Experiencing Sharks Hockey(tm) but i am here with the lovely and wonderful @moregraceful and we are having a great time!! 💙

#i am TECHNICALLY rooting for the sharks but not hard enough that the fact that they're playing like the sharks is ruining this for me #i knew what i was getting into #hockey for ts

[nopats]

via bruthegoldendoodle

#HELP #this is so 😩😩😩 #brendan brisson #hockey #video #also i know briz is technically not incorrect #but thank god she said briss this time

[simmyfrobby]

You're taking requests again? Do you have a poem about Jack Eichel and his time in Buffalo? Or losing the captaincy?

— The Last Days of Judas Iscariot, Stephen Adly Guirgis

#not technically a poem #but also i haven't stopped thinking about this play since i first read it #eichel eichel eichel eichel eichel eichel #hockey poems

[nero-neptune]

fuck you, shoresy (affectionate)

#disclaimer: i know Nothing about hockey but this show was funny as hell #this is (technically) an old drawing from a few months ago but i lost it in my drafts el oh el #shoresy #jared keeso #my art