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png-magician · 8 months
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barbieaiden · 9 months
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Aiden: [Deep breath]
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Michael: Hey, Aiden.
Aiden: Are you working?
Michael: I'm on break. How are you?
Aiden: I guess I'm doing okay to your standards. With drugs and stuff. How are you guys doing?
Michael: Lucas and I are doing well.
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Michael: I'm not just asking about drugs.
Aiden: So you're asking about the coma.
Michael: Not necessarily.
Aiden: So you are asking about drugs.
Michael: No, Aiden, I'm not.
Aiden: Sure. Everyone says that.
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Michael: You're being awfully cynical. I care about how you're feeling.
Aiden: Yeah. In terms of drugs.
Michael: Aiden— [Sigh] Did you need something?
Aiden: I guess I just wanted to catch up but on second thought, maybe now's not the time.
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Michael: Now works just fine.
Aiden: Well, I don't want to argue.
Michael: Why would we argue?
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[Call ended]
Michael: [Sigh]
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Lucas: I hate this fucking job. Some guy swims in a fucking lake with a fresh tattoo, gets an infection and blames me for it? As if I didn't specifically tell him to not do that. Obviously. Also, Michael, don't tell me you're calling Aiden again, it counts as harassment at this point.
Michael: He called me.
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Lucas: What did he want?
Michael: I couldn't tell you. He said he wanted to catch up and promptly hung up.
Lucas: Sounds like typical Aiden behavior. I wouldn't worry too much, he'll be fine. As fine as Aiden ever is, anyway.
Michael: That's why I'm worried.
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Lucas: Point is, there's nothing we can do about it and he doesn't want our help.
Michael: He says he doesn't want it.
Lucas: You're not going to change his mind by harassing him.
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Lucas: Either way, you're not just worrying about this, you're obsessing. I'm getting worried about you being worried.
Michael: You're going to make me worry about you being worried about me.
Lucas: Look, you're better off spending your energy on something else. You're not helping him and you're definitely not helping yourself.
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Lucas: Worry about me instead. It's kind of hot.
Michael: Worry about what, exactly?
Lucas: The emotional torture of my job?
Michael: Knowing your wage, it's hard to feel bad for you.
Lucas: You're so boring, Michael. What's the point of having a boyfriend if you're not going to worry about me?
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Lucas: I need to go back to suffering.
Michael: I'm sure you'll manage.
Lucas: Maybe. Love you.
Michael: Love you too.
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NaNoWriMo / Day 30
2,265 words
50,001 / 50k
I. Fucking. Did it.
And I can proudly say that I was confident through at least 98% of this that I'd make it. There was a little doubt when I was in a rut and started to fall behind, and then when I got sick it was a FIGHT.
But here we are. 50,000 words later.
What now? lol Kidding. I'm going to take a couple days away from my project completely and tend to things I neglected this month in favor of writing. And there's this other little side project I've been anxiously waiting to start putting together. The rest of December is going to be about:
sorting the chaos I have going on in Scrivener
assessing what I've written and what still needs to be covered
re-outlining
researching
sitting down one-on-one with each character and really flushing out their story and all the details that make up who they are
Hopefully, by January, I'll be in good shape to finish up the first draft 😬 🤞🏼 For now, I'm just going to be so fucking proud of myself for winning my first NaNoWriMo 🧡
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ptsdeaddx · 7 months
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Please enjoy this tutorial on how I shotgun rockstars
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redbullwin · 2 years
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DILF CONTENT: redbull star actor era.
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blorbocedes · 2 years
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sometimes I buy a redbull for all-nighters cause coffee gives me anxiety and the shits, and I send a kiss towards the sky like this one's for max verstappen
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crypticarchivist · 1 year
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K so hear me out if wands and robes and pentagrams and candles are just set pieces to get you into the right mindset for magic than knocking back a Red Bull should be a valid ritual act to invoke the kind of reckless energy I need to barrel-rush my way through annoying customers asking for the seventy-eleventh time “if the hot tub is working yet” and nobody can stop me.
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robotpussy · 1 year
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this meeting is already so boring
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nick-cassidy · 11 months
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lepakonpaska · 11 months
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[happy rambling in the tags because i love my job so much ✨️🌻]
#im feeling happier than i have in years!!#i love tattoo culture a lot and this specific studio is PERFECT for me#there's three other people working there which is honestly a perfect amount. i don't get overwhelmed but i can still be social#and like. one of them is a cool as shit woman who also hosts queer kink events and is as neck deep in fandom culture as i am#one is a guy running on three redbulls/hour and has a need to draw dicks EVERYWHERE. he also has a rainbow skull called princess skulldaddy#and my mentor is the kindest person ever even tho she pretends to be a grouchy old woman#she is already super protective over me and when i was complaining that i can't glare at people effectively enough she was like#'awww but it's good that you're so sweet! never let people take that quality from you' and i was like cool thanks im gonna cry#also I've annoyed her into listening to my favorite bands! yesterday st aurora started playing in the studio so i naturally went '👀!!!'#and she was like 'that's right you fucking bastard you've convinced me to join your cult' 😌#also the clients are really cool too!!#also also the studio is a sponsor for helsinki pride and we're gonna have a queer book club and wine & create evening etc and AHHHHHH#and it's right by the sea at the PRETTIEST place with a lot of trees and boats and swans and god i got so lucky like? am i dreaming??#i get to make art be gay as hell learn tattooing and chat with really cool and nice people all day genuinely what could be better#personal
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Who needs sleep when you have Red Bull?
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sebibibebi · 29 days
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guys... the blond girl is literally my cousin lmao
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lasersheith · 1 month
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The older I get the more I understand decaf coffee. I don't really like coffee so I don't drink it very often and when I do it's basically a milkshake, but I am a horrible little goblin who genuinely enjoys the horrific chemical bite of redbull. But now that I'm in my 30s, I drink half a redbull and feel like I'm about to go into cardiac arrest and I'm pretty sure the walls are plotting against me. But I like the taste and want like 1/6th the caffeine of one can while still getting to sip on almost 9 ounces of sugar flavored battery acid.
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cvakviigmohns · 2 months
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do not go for a degree in engineering. it will kill you and you will die
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lilydoeswrite · 2 months
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nothing better than starting my day off with good old red bull 😍😍
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