#not sfw text

[wri0thesley]

i need to write some filthy arlecchino post haste btw. the minute i sit down at my pc next time… i think it’s time for some guided masturbation with the knave…..

#nat.txt #genshin impact posting #not sfw text

[devxoid]

listen i know d doesnt have a single line in the entire comic but this tweet is what he sounds like. To me

#not sfw text #I have a vision. and that vision is pathetic #referenced from that one dave pq sprite #alpha dave #dave strider #homestuck #devxdraws

[d6volution]

Okay maybe reader riding Jax🫢🤭 **runs away**

-🎫

Jax happily obliges. Why would he pass up a chance to see you bouncing on his cock, with a front row seat from below.

Your hips crashed down onto his, gloved hands gripping the plush of your thighs, keeping you nice and steady on top of him. With every slow and deep thrust down onto him, he bucked his hips forward to meet you half way.

"There we go, dollface, nice and slow for me.. whhaat? don't get embarrassed now. you can keep your eyes on me while you cum can't ya?"

#not sfw text #the amazing digital circus #jax tadc #jaxsmut #ask

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

based off the SporeOrigins tweet. srry

#i wasn't gonna post this to main but it's too funny to me #my art #not sfw text #death mark #spirit hunter series #death mark 2 #idk what their ship name is still

[crystalflygardener]

“save a cow, milk the milkman.” or let him milk himself…

Milkman/Francis Mosses short drabble where he can't help but (obsessively) pine for MC and that pining brings him to tamper with the milk he delivers to you.

Francis Mosses x GN!Reader

NSFW // CW: obsessive/lovesick and possessive milkman, pining, he’s a little submissive hehe, milkman is actually a horny virgin, breeding kink, it's not only milk in there, anatomically incorrect, lots of horny fantasizing. 1.4k words.

(A/N: he's such a cutie fr; dedicated to my milkman obsessed friends)

He should thank you, he figures, his dick twitches every time he sees you in the lobby. And maybe he purposely forgets his ID or his entry permit, just so you’d stare him down with that suspicious glint in your eye. Thank god all you need to see is his torso and above, or else you might just catch the tent in his pants as he casually strolls through the door you always unlock for him. How kind of you.. He can feel his fingers itching, his cock begging for release while he climbs up the stairs to his apartment. Maybe in the time it takes him to get there, he’ll have calmed down by then. But oh how he wishes that he could stare at you longer, memorize the lines of your face… But what if you start to think he’s a doppelganger? Oh, he would be devastated if you called the D.D.D. on him; all because he doesn’t know how to act around you. And so he’ll keep this ruse going, he’ll let you quietly wonder why his dark circles seem to be getting worse lately. Who knows? Maybe one day, you’ll worry about him enough to ask about it, or at least that’s what he wishes. The moment he enters his apartment and locks the door behind him, he impatiently yanks off his bow tie. It feels too constricting around his neck. In fact, his whole body feels too constricted in general. He finds himself rushing over to his bedroom and sprawling out onto his bed with his fingers frantically working at the buckle of his belt, sliding his pants down along with his briefs. Finally, his cock springs free from its confines, standing straight and proud, the tip beading with enough precum that his hand is able to glide smoothly up and down his shaft. Francis has a certain dislike, for the way you’re content with only a bottle of milk a day. He’d made sure to alter his schedule for you. You’re the only one he delivers milk to everyday, just so you’d never run out. But the reason why he dislikes it though… is because he also never runs out of 'milk'. Even after a hard day of work, he keeps himself up at night. With his back now against the headboard and his legs spread, his eyes shut as he paints pictures of you in his mind.. You teasing him.. You eagerly working your mouth up and down his length… Only for him to open his eyes and see the emptiness, where you should be, in front of him. It’s all simply wishful thinking, that he can finally replace his hand with any part of you he can get. After all, the glimpses of you he catches when you open your door to accept his milk delivery has proved to him that his hands would fit perfectly on your hips and the curve of your ass. Squeezing and kneading your flesh until it’s red while he empties himself inside you (preferably more than once)… (WARNING: SKIP IF YOU DON’T LIKE MILK TAMPERING) Francis enjoys the image of his cum spilling out of you far more than he likes to admit– it gets him off every time. But for now, he’ll settle for emptying himself inside your next milk delivery. What a diligent worker he is, ruining his sleep to provide you with his own homemade calcium. And if you notice the difference in taste, he’ll just tell you that he worries for your health, that he merely added a bit of vitamin D in there. If you, however, find out the truth, can you really fault the man for simply wanting to offer you a part of himself? (END)

#that's not my neighbor #tnmn milkman #francis mosses #not safe for minors #smut #x reader #writing #not sfw text

[fenixsmutraph]

Rex is just having one of those days.

#xenoblade #xenoblade future redeemed #xenoblade chronicles 3 #shulk #rex xenoblade #shulkrex #rexshulk #shrex #xenoblade 3 future redeemed #future redeemed #old man yaoi #tiger tiger #not sfw text #bottom rex #meme format

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

#da stamps #deviantart stamps #stamp #not sfw #not sfw text #rayman

[fordtato]

This is how I'm ending my fiddauthor fic if people keep asking me about when it's being updated

#fiddauthor #shitpost #not sfw text #i'll make this fic a fuck-or-die fic #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls #description in alt text

[iraprince]

ur the guy who draws incredible sex

guys this is too much clout for me especially given that i have not actually offered any sex drawings for the past few months. i have to go draw some sex

#unless youre talking about like. ankle flash scented letter sex like what i was saying in that other ask. yeah i draw a bunch of that #not sfw text

[matoitech]

new guy alert!! i went in to design a different character who ive been trying to work out in my mind and came out w a guy with a mullet. as one does. character designing similar to what happened when i tried to design cas and came out with lucas instead and was like okay well lucas fucks and i must keep him so theyre just two seperate guys now and i STILL have the original guy to design. but anyway i like him and im glad i liked the first pass of a design enough to work w it so he may go thru some changes since originally this was just gonna be laying down color ideas for the other guy and he morphed in2 his own thing

#my art #ocs #furry #anthro #jaguar #he took the planned name of the other guy tho lol #love putting autistic on my oc refs like theyre not all autistic. well except the shitty ones they dont get to be #its safe to assume they r unless stated otherwise #not sfw text #cuz of the dumb fishing shirt lol. im unsure how to tag that but this is fine

[wyldblunt]

evening winddown doodles 🌿💦 nsfw oc rambling below cut!

these inspired by convo w wife about how like. by HoT merrit + lorelei have definitely like, reconciled and started sleeping w each other (not simultaneously and not necessarily in that order. oops) but bc of the circumstances never very often in circumstances where they can actually like. take their time and look at each other? it's a lot of "let's get the relevant armor bits out of the way and just hurry up."

whiiiiich means that while of course merrit has SOME idea of how much stronger lorelei had gotten while they were apart they still haven't ever actually experienced the full visual impact of how their girlfriend has beefed up in the vigil since they last saw each other. when he does finally catch an eyeful tho. This Kills The Plant

#my art #my ocs #lorelei #suggestive #not sfw text #merrilei #btw for anyone who doesnt know already since it gets a little chaotic: merrit uses any/all pronouns + lorelei uses they/he! #and they are both lesbians. 💚💜

[wri0thesley]

need to be fucked by a big rough scarred knight who holds my face down into a pillow and coos and growls about how soft i am and calls me ‘my lady’ or other such titles whilst he treats me so filthily i forget all of my court manners

#nat.txt #not sfw text #court intrigues on the brain and such

[lokescurse]

I was wondering, do you think our dear blondie™️(Naoya) would be a lonesome virgin given to his personality scaring all the girls away, OR had plenty of bunnies since he can just pick some girls that meet his taste, given his status and …well money haha

Just imagine sugardaddy!Naoya hahahah tbh I can’t see that, he’d never spent money on worthless females that he has no further interest in, except for fu**ing them … but how do you see that? (¬‿¬)

Well, given that it is common practice within the Kamo clan, at least, for the higher ranking members to have concubines, I wouldn't be surprised if that were also the case with the Zenin.

sugardaddy!Naoya is a very fun concept and I'm sure it would be a hoot to read/write, but if we're talking canonically, Naoya probably wouldn't need to bother since he can have a pool of concubines whenever as the clan leader's son.

As for non-canonically, it is my personal opinion that Naoya has probably had sex, if only because even worse people get laid all the time. One-night stands, hate-romps, flings, etc. It goes without saying that he's very attractive, and sometimes that's enough when the libido is involved.

#Ramblings #asks #asks answered #justaweebenjoyingtheinternet #Naoya Zenin #Naoya headcanons #not sfw #not sfw text

[ophthalmotropy]

Cronenberg my favourite currently alive director Cronenberg <3

#l33chsp34k #cinema #david cronenberg #not sfw text #very.

[sugarbabywenkexing]

WoH episode 17 weird blow job agenda? 🍿👀

Look all I'm saying is that WKX has the most "come on my face 🍆💦🥺" expressions in that scene

and I think it would be fun if ZZS was like "Fine. If you're really that desperate you can blow me but it's one time only and I won't reciprocate or acknowledge that this ever happened." and then WKX puts his entire heart into the best blowjob ZZS has ever received (any deficiencies in technique due to being drunk are counterbalanced by the absolute Love and Devotion that WKX is putting in). I tend to lean into ZZS's prior sex life being fairly functional so experiencing emotions during sex is making his heart grow three sizes

Afterwards they probably spoon and ZZS is like "I guess we could do that again or whatever. If it stops you being so pathetic about it in public. Not like I care or anything." Then he pretends to fall asleep before WKX can say anything because he can't believe he just said something so open and affectionate

#asks #anon #not sfw text

[fenixsmutraph]

The moment Rex and A knew they would get along swimmingly.

Based off a friend's joke about that one Spongebob meme image:

#xenoblade #xenoblade future redeemed #xenoblade 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade 3 future redeemed #future redeemed #shulk #rex xenoblade #a xenoblade #rexshulk #shulkrex #shalvis #shrex #shrexa #rexshulka #shulkrexa #not sfw text #meme format #old man yaoi #m/nb #m/m #polyamorous ship