#not safe for anyone

[villainessbian]

The human pet guy did it again

#do you think the white house needs a 'No Irish Need Apply' sign? #hpg #human pet guy #not safe for anyone #cybersmith #I can excuse genocide but I draw the line at being mean to someone old

[cosmovies]

The Luigi from Mario movie vs. Gill from Finding Nemo war has seen many casualties. We must end this once and for all.

#who would you guys rather fuck. luigi or a fish. let me know immediately. #josh #my post #sorry guys #not safe for anyone

[cryotrash]

My birthday is in 20 minutes and this means I’m allowed to draw one shameful non-canon ship from my comic, a rule that totally exists and I didn’t just make up

#How do i tag this #cringe #spicy content #not safe for anyone

[lenievi]

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me: i love discovering new things about the characters when writing fics

also me: i did not need to know how desperate jim is to have sex with mccoy...

is the fic good? idk. does it make sense? probably not (since a lot remains unsaid) but it feels like i can't go back now

will it get published? idk

i also apparently can't pass up the opportunity to write FTWIHAIITTS related fics...

#healthy communication? what's that?

is how the fic would be tagged

#not safe for anyone

[wint3r-h3art]

So how about in the Daddy! Au b/c of life Stephen and you had to be away from each other for a bit. In the time apart bc ur so busy u couldn't keep up with certain body hair maintenance and u tried to find the time to fix up for daddy before he comes home but can't. Then when he does come home before the door is even closed behind him, he's on u. Ur half naked since ur were about to take a shower before he comes home. But he came home early and u wanted to welcome Daddy home before u had the chance to freshen up down there. In between the moments his mouth is not on yours and bitting and kissing any available skin he can reach, you breathlessly try to tell him that u need to shower and shave but he keeps interrupting w/ his mouth and hands making u moan. Finally he takes of the silk robe/ towel and just stares intently. Flashback to when he started puberty and the first image of porn was of a women who looks similar to you w/ full bush in an open silk robe looking coquettish. All the max horny energy of a teenage boy comes back to him and dives right in into eating u out. Giving a fast and hard orgasm as u bend over him standing, legs shaking,pulling his hair, robe pooled to ur elbows/ towel on the floor. As u sink to the floor, Stephen pushes u gently on the floor and eats u out a second time, only this time is he's savoring the experience driving u to over stimulation. You did end up taking a shower only after one round on the floor after he ate u out a 2nd time and another round in the shower.

I have read this more than five times since I woke up, and I don’t even know what to say because this is like a whole ass fic ready to go, you know?

What do I do? Where do I go? Where do I start? 😩

Honestly, I think Stephen doesn’t care/mind about body hair. He knows it’s healthy and natural, and it’s up to us of how we want it down there. Like if you wanna wax it, cool. If you don’t, cool. You know his thought is singular and focused on one thing 😩

Ngl I started giggle when you mentioning that he goes feral when he sees the bush tho 😂 like oh, ok. I see you boo. The fact that he can’t control himself got me wheezing!!! Wish that was me, damn!!

I’ll make sure to note this and see what and where I can add to it 💛 thank you the the delicious thots 🤩

#linda answered #not safe for anyone #whorish behavior on main

[wonusite]

Okay not to say anything but did you see minghao lately??? 😩😩😩😩he looks so good i can't do it anymore

i actually have and can i just say that man is so ethereal and hot i can’t w him 🥴

like i would let him use me however he wants it’s so embarrassing 😫

#the hold he has over me #not safe for anyone #ask #yourfavoritefreakyhan

[cloversdreams]

We absolutely had that conversation. In fact, did you know there's an actual recipe book filled with stuff you can do with semen?

You can buy it on Amazon!

DFGJHGFD I DO THINK I REMEMBER YOU BRINGING THAT UP BEFORE

no wonder it was an oddly familiar yet still horrible post...

thanks for the trauma of sharing this again i shall delete it from my short term memory now!!

always a pleasure <3

#ask cloversdreams #not safe for anyone

[redtail-lol]

If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money

#arab.org #palestine #save palestine #free palestine #gaza #gaza strip #free gaza #save gaza #middle east #arab #please if you can't donate to causes use this site #its safe its free and anyone can use it #just turn off ur adblocker #for arab.org only #women's rights #save the children #help the poor #save the environment #help refugees #click to help

[raintides]

astarion is either sad or he was caught cuddling and is now hiding his face in embarrassment

#bg3 #astarion #halsin #karlach #halstarion #baldur's gate 3 #halsin's hugs could make anyone feel safe #karlach is also an s-tier hug provider except she gets too excited and your spine ends up in danger

[aaronandthecrew]

KOUJIRO NO

#koujiro #meme #short #youtube #fun facts #penguin #not safe for anyone #i cannot deal #halp #kou why #no

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[theglizzardwizard]

Writing for Eve is so fun she's one of them characters of mine that doesn't follow the plot outline in my head

*Sex scene containing 65% drug addled suicidal ideation*

#Not safe for anyone #Smutty character studies are so great when the subject of the piece is a sadomasochistic dumpster fire #That still cannot comprehend affection after four years of regular therapy #Anyway rip 2 Misty imagine your game being so whack that it makes somebody contemplate offing themselves in shame

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 169

Danny is from a world where everyone has wings, even if most have long since lost the ability to fly. Something about loading and aspect ratio, wings being too small, body too heavy, now mostly used as display, whatever. 

It doesn’t matter even if he had blueprints from when he was like six of a jetpack to help fly. It won’t work anyway and hey, he has his ghost form! Which uh, might be perhaps, affecting his wings which were maybe sort of scorched black and practically down to the bone thanks to the accident. 

It doesn’t matter, he swears. Though he’s admittedly relieved to see the new feathers growing in are different from Dan’s angry sunset. Even if they’re not even supposed to be able to grow back. Alright, this is fine, no one is going to notice! It’s not like everyone knows about the poor Fenton kid whose wings were absolutely destroyed thanks to an accident! It’s fine. 

He’s not flying in a half-panic towards the Far Frozen while crying because his wings are coming back and he’s so scared. He didn’t panic and instantly fled the moment Jazz pointed them out while changing the bandages. 

He definitely didn’t trip over something while wiping away said tears and blacking out from all the stress and all of his problems that he definitely mentioned to someone and isn’t keeping a secret. Definitely. 

Hawkwoman and Hawkman would like everyone to know that neither of them were expecting a very small child to be spat out of the villain of that week’s machine that should definitely not be a portal. A very small child, maybe nine or ten, with a multitude of concerning wounds both old and fresh. Which isn’t even beginning to touch on the wings. 

Feathered, like baby down despite the gnarled scars, unlike their own metallic, with the beginning of tiny specklings like stars amidst the darker fuzz peeking from the wounded flesh. 

Who?! Who dared?! It’s (at least to the forever reincarnating duo) a literal baby! They still have down! Tiny baby fuzz! Was it the portal?! Oh this villain is going to taste their maces for causing this if that’s the case! 

The rest of the Justice League would honestly like to know what just happened and are honestly unsure on if they should stop the two…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #wing au #Shayera & Carter: THAT IS A BABY #Danny who is still very distressed when he wakes up: I don’t know what’s going on & might start crying at any moment #He got brought to the Watchtower #Y’know what make it where his world is similar to a Flashpoint timeline & that’s why JL never came #He has no idea why he’s tiny and just wanted to go to one of his caretakers #The League is trying to figure out how to get this kid home but also subtly asking how his home life is #Danny: Oh I guess my bio-parent’s house is dangerous but my caretaker’s homes are really cool and safe! #The JL now think this child is in foster care of some sort in his world #Danny does nothing to dissuade this assumption #Honestly it’s really freaky for him to see people without wings & maybe clings to Hawkwoman & Hawkman #Look their wings might be metallic but at least they have them & he can actually recognize their body language #How can anyone deal with not being able to express with wings?! #Even if his were completely scorched from the Accident he could still move them and such!

[wint3r-h3art]

You know those gangbang creampie videos? So I was thinking of the reader laying there legs spread open while one by one each stephen (the four MoM Stephen) finish inside her filling her to the brim, loads and loads of sweet cum dripping from her pussy.

ANDJSKQKKW ACTUAL IMAGE OF HER IN THE AFTERMATH

Baby girl is drowning in cummy 😩 cum dumpster indeed

#I am shooketh #not safe for anyone #whorish behavior on main

[wonusite]

well, i dont think hao is the jealous type in general, i feel like if he's secure in his relationship then he wouldnt cause a scene or do something extreme. just like the soulmate au that i shared with you, if you are not uncomfortable and can handle the situation he wouldnt do much because he knows that you are in love with him and will be in a relationship with him forever

BUT! he is a simple man and if he notices that you are flirting with other people on purpose to make him jealous than congrats! you are in for a long night.

and i agree with you about the punishment part, he would either tease like there is no tomorrow to teach you a lesson or overstimulate you till you pass out.

both or fine by me if they are done by fucking xu minghao i would give my soul for this man

btw he can be so intimidating when he wants to so he would probably scare the other guy with his stare and rude comments before he takes you to his place

think you’re right. like not a jealous man in general but has his moments. and i agree w u sm like i would let that man do anything to me. he’s just too pretty and fine ugh.

also yes to ur last point. his death glares are smth else lmao

#the hold this man has on me #not safe for anyone #ask #yandere stories

[stressedbeetle]

there was a swedish guy in like the early 1900s that literally just traveled to Australia, attended a funeral of an indigenous person and then HE CAME BACK A FEW WEEKS LATER TO DIG UP THE BONES TO KEEP IN HIS COLLECTION!!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME??!!!

HE WENT ON A FUNERAL AND THEN CAME BACK TO DIG UP THE BONES!!!!!!!

Thankfully the aboriginal people there had heard he had dug up bones previously and they moved the grave.

AND WHEN HE DISCOVERED THIS HE GOT MAD AND SAID THE ABORIGINAL PEOPLE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#the guys name was Erik Mjöberg for anyone wondering #he was absolutely disgusting AND SMUGGLED BONES OF ABORIGINAL PEOPLE OUT OF AUSTRALIA #If this doesn't tell you about attitudes at the time towards indigenous people from europeans #I don't know what does #Sweden #History #aboriginal #hate crimes tw #i don't know if this counts as a hate crime but I'll still put it there to be safe #regardless it's still definitely a crime towards and disgusting treatment of indigenous people