#not me reading this ask and immediately thinking of this exact scene in bob’s burgers (iykyk except i’m the only one who knows)

[icks4van]

Van has such nice beautiful shiny hair but why?

literally idk bc that motherfucker probs uses that 10 in 1 shit like tell me i’m wrong. it’s either that or those random tiny shampoo bottles you get from hotels bc at this point if he’s hoarded them he’s probably got enough to last him a lifetime at this point lmaoo

regardless of what he uses tho i still am enamored by his hair and so this is how i imagine me interacting with van would go:

#i will not be accepting constructive criticism at this time #not me reading this ask and immediately thinking of this exact scene in bob’s burgers (iykyk except i’m the only one who knows) #some call it mental illness i call it what makes me spicy #catfish and the bottlemen #van mccann #laney says things