#not keto lol

[lucienarcheron]

Lucien Vanserra: "I am the seventh son of the Autumn court." And a whole lot of nothing. 🤝🏼 Tharion Ketos: "Captain Whatever. More like Captain Worthless.”

#lucien vanserra #tharion ketos #sad redheads #clearly I have a type lol #STOP BEING SO HARD ON YOURSELVES GOSH #amanda this is for you lololol #gp

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Ok but Bryce is actually really funny here lmao

#bryce is on thin ice but I'll give her this one #it's the others raising their hands that really make it though lol #bryce quinlan #hofas #ruhn danaan #tharion ketos #hunt athalar #lidia cervos #baxian argos #house of flame and shadow #crescent city #hofas spoilers #lisa reads hofas

[thrumugnyr]

Tharion Ketos from Crescent City

#my sweet stupid fish boi #i love him #tharion ketos #crescent city #this was just a quick sketch to come up with a design and colors #but it turned out quite nice i think #just a small detour before I get back to work on Tamlin Week stuff lol #just needed to get the fish out of my system

[53v3nfrn5]

#get it #no sugar #keto #funny #lol #haha #tiktok #lemonade #keto friendly #:) #tiktoks #funny tiktok #comedy

[zenkindoflove]

Satharion - 46

46.... out of envy or jealousy.

Sathia fumed. Casual, she thought to herself. You said you wanted to keep it casual. It was a mantra she repeated every time that blonde shifter ran her hand along Tharion’s muscular forearm.

It had only been a month since her breakup with Colin, two weeks since she had the nerve to contact her husband again and tell him how epically her relationship failed after saving Colin from the Viper Queen, and 3 days since she uttered those words, “Let’s keep things casual for now.”

But Sathia was never good at casual, and this was her husband!

The blonde was everything Sathia wasn’t. She had bodacious curves in all the right places and clearly loved to show them off. And she was tall. Much taller than Sathia. Almost as tall as Tharion. What did she shift into? A giraffe? She looked like a party girl, who Sathia knew was exactly Tharion’s type, given his reputation.

Sathia crossed her arms and tried to focus on her conversation with Bryce. She could ignore them. If Tharion wanted to flirt with some bimbo, what did she care?

A high-pitched, feminine laugh pierced her ears, and Sathia narrowed her eyes in their direction again. The shifter pressed her breasts into Tharion’s arm, and Sathia saw red.

As she marched over, Tharion looked confused. Of course he was confused, that idiot. He probably didn’t even understand that when she said she wanted to keep things casual, what she meant was she wanted him to flirt with her like they were strangers. Not a husband and wife who never had a chance to date.

She bumped the shifter out of the way and threw her arms around Tharion’s neck. “You’ve been ignoring me, husband.”

The confusion in Tharion’s eyes didn’t last long as he placed both of his hands on her hips. Just as he began to smirk, Sathia pressed her lips to his, kissing him for the very first time.

Kiss prompts.

#satharion #sathia flynn #tharion ketos #sathia x tharion #sathia ketos #satharion fanfic #crescent city fanfic #crescent city #hofas #ask games #fanfic asks #lol this was so fun to write #i love a good jealousy moment

[ev1lmorty]

fully packed for tomorrow heading back. gotta get groceries them n then im not back here until my bday/spring break

#n then im not back until the summer but its like #a month n a half both times lol #nervous as usual rn #grabbed a bunch of my rnm stuff thinking how i should order a poster for my apartment maybe idk #also nervous bc tmi idk yet if im gonna be able to do next year/renew my lease so im uh. haha. ill figure it out #av.txt #im gonna try doing keto or like. dirty keto too n see how that goes #gonna restart my weights this week too i think

[blujayonthewing]

'well of course fad diets don't work' -- guy on keto

#all diets. all diets. all attempts to permanently lose weight by any means including exercise. but also you are literally on a fad diet lol #anyway I shared that 'everything you know about obesity is wrong' article on facebook and only regret it a little bit #I said on twitter that a lot of people are resistant to consistent ongoing findings about weightloss being functionally impossible #not just because of fatphobia toward others but also because most people are themselves trying to lose weight #they've got personal stakes in it! weight loss HAS to be possible because I NEED it to be possible for ME #not to get too personal but when I found out my... body type is a deformity and wasn't just a second puberty away from improving #I went through every stage of grief and then was able to MOVE ON. what choice did I have short of cosmetic surgery? #and after learning about the statistical impossibility of weight loss I felt the same way about being fat #but people fixed on weight loss can't allow themselves to Accept their bodies; they're trapped in Denial and Bargaining #yo-yo dieting is worse for your health than just being fat-- and any successful diet functionally IS yo-yo dieting #'the point of the article is that you should focus on a healthy diet and lifestyle uwu' -- GUY WHO GAVE UP VEGANISM FOR KETO?? #actually the POINT of the article is shut the fuck up about finger wagging fat people about their diets and lifestyles!! CHRIST

[ellemant]

Toasted sourdough bread with HEAPS of whipped butter and hot cocoa for lunch. I usually eat keto but today I decided to indulge lol

#so yummy #bread has been so hard to give up #some people crave cake and cookies on keto #i crave bread lol

[lucienarcheron]

The Captain and his Lady - Tharion x Sathia

#tharion ketos #sathia flynn #sathia ketos #tharion x sathia #satharion #sarion #hofas #hofas spoilers #crescent city #moodboards #gc #LISTEN IT'S NOT LIKE GREAT BUT #this is me trying lmao #I went with the grainy filter because sand and beach you get me lol #hazy future ahead of them BUT #we all know husband and wife will find their way #I'm not good at these but we're deprived and we needs it precious

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Tharion in Avallen:

#who knew he had such an eye for interior design lol #i love him he's so funny #tharion ketos #hofas #house of flame and shadow #crescent city #hofas spoilers #lisa reads hofas

[autumnhobbit]

not gonna read my youtube notifications for a while

#lol #if the picture isn't made absolutely perfect by her advertising some fake keto powder #a person who has likely never had an ounce of excess fat on her #sigh....... #i hate that they act like good looks/conventional attractiveness are like....earned and worked for #rather than luck & genetics #shish.

[fretbored34]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the keto diet

#dank memes #fresh memes #funny memes #memes #lol #so true #funny but true #me irl lol #ketofood #how to do keto #what is keto #lunchideas #lunchbreak #hard boiled eggs #american cheese

[prozach27]

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#tomorrow a whole new quarter starts #and with it my biggest drive to date to get my life under control #I’ve done so much work this past year on myself #getting my dx and finding the right med combo + a year of intensive outpatient therapy #weird to think I’ve been a step below hospitalization for a year but like I did the work and am graduating from the program in 2 months #and I think the last major hurdle is that I’ve been so overwhelmed with college #I need to forgive myself and accept my issues and then just move on #I’m so terribly behind in part bc I don’t ask for help or seek out resources and that’s gotta change immediately #these next few weeks are gonna be really intense and hard work catching up to where I need to be #and I gotta accept that but once the hard work is done it’ll balance out and become more sustainable #it’s really terrifying to think about too much honestly lol like it makes me just wanna drop out #but I won’t. I came back for a reason. I’ll get through this. #it’s just a matter of making some lifestyle changes #I think I’m only gonna use substances on Friday or Saturday nights and no other time #I’m going back on keto #and I’m gonna phase in going to the gym after this first week #2023 is only gonna be my year if I get off my ass #too many ideas and dreams but not enough hard work to achieve them and that’s just not who I am #just scary to think that tomorrow is when everything really ramps up. just gotta get through the terror of everything I need to do #and then eventually I’ll make it to the other side

[theketorecipesworld]

The best keto recipes for weight loss: Cheesy- Crispy zucchini stacks

Nutrition: calories 40 kcal, carbohydrate 3g, protein 3g and  fat 2g. 

🎳🍵 Eat more, workout less, and actually lose several pounds of weight while you rest.

Get my weight loss keto recipes meal plan cookbook here

#i need to lose this weight #i want to be weightless #i wanna lose weight #recipe #ketogenic #ketorecepies #keto tips #i need to lose so much weight #ketofriendly #weight loss #lol wtf #gif #cats of tumblr #diy #fashion

[masquenoire]

Dark Core Personality Test

This makes you 29.11% Darker than the average person.

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#( 💀 ♮ DASHBOARD DECEPTION ♮ | memes ) #( 💀 ♮ UNMASKED MALICE ♮ | headcanons ) #Sorry for the lack of activity been a busy bee this week! #Lots of chores and stuff to do but getting there #Bro's birthday today and just finished cooking the family dinner #Not that I can eat it bc I'm on keto lol #Have to go out for my walk and THEN I should finally have time to write up responses to yesterday's meme #Weight loss has been amazing this year I've dropped 60lbs #Wanna try and drop 20lbs more then I'll be a perfect weight #This week was fun though #Stashed it in drafts then forgot about it

[221bluescarf]

With all the pain and stuff that comes with deviating from my prescribed diet, one thing seems to be (in a way) even worse.

I can't digest fats. Like my body just says "no" and chucks it. Problem with that is that -as a lot of us know- out of the 3 macronutrients, fat has the most calories per gram. I won't get into that stuff, but basically if I eat fats and it goes through me unabsorbed that means I don't absorb those calories. Thussss I can eat things like peanut butter and not gain weight.

But it's a terrible experience!! It makes me sick it's painful it's inconvenient it's... socially unacceptable ;D

It also makes me not want to get better. Let's say it's a pancreas issue, I'd have to take pancreatic enzymes in order to digest food properly... But I'd probably not take them because tHEy'll MakE mE GaiN WEigHt

#I just know a *lot* about nutrition and metabolic processes ok #tw ed #tw calories #ed problems #digestive problems #digestive disorders #chronic illness #don't get me started on keto diet lol