#not fridge

[201xs]

get darrelled idiot

[danwithouttheplan]

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

#danblab #fridge worthy

[rawro]

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

#fridge

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so i dont usually go on reddit

but has someone on the dungeon meshi subreddit figured out more detailed recipe amounts of the pan-steamed bread that senshi makes in the orc episode?

once we run low on bread in my household I wanna make some anime-ass bread

#you best believe i have an active starter in the fridge and a shelf of baking supplies #dungeon meshi #food #delicious in dungeon

[necrobarbie]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

#also if you leave empty boxes in the fridge

[willabee]

how does she look like this

#listening to the fridge door open #willabee

[heartbreakorpheus]

not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

#⸻aim #writers on tumblr #writers #writing #writeblr #writblr #writing memes #⸻fridge

[wombrion]

how did you learn to color and shade like that. it's so wonderful

i hit my head real hard every day

#im like putting this on the fridge door

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

#sky speaks #this post brought to u by me justifying eating half the berries in the fridge while standing in the kitchen with lights off

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

#we had some fresh basil in the fridge that unfortunately wilted in a day so we cant use it anyore but #its making the fridge smell delightful

[milomumbles]

Opinions on cum

do people even say hello anymore

#answered #on the fridge

[inafallsaway]

Drawing time!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #nico robin #nami #I think they draw together a lot #both can’t draw tho lol #I tried to base robins style after the couple eps she we do see her drawing #she has lots of sharp lines lol #also wanted to include a ton of tiny cute things on the fridge #I wanted to add more but i think I went a wee bit overboard #the things in the corner if you can’t tell are magnets that represent all of them #ok no more rambling I hope you like I worked hard on it hehe #my art

[danwithouttheplan]

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

#danblab #fridge worthy

[pukicho]

Drew fanart

U know where this is going don't you?? That's riiight:

#I will update the fridge periodically and add lots

[qvincvnx]

i was just talking about this after being wrecked by the discovery that the little elf-goblin fellows my parents/family used to tell me warnings and stories about as a little kid are regionally specific, and that you can trace people's geographic origins by what word they use for "little spirit-fellows who live in your house". no matter what you call them (domovoi, kobolde, brownies, so on); for purposes of this post henceforth "little guys"

i think one of the things that i find frustrating about like, idk, modern animist revivalist movements is that very few of them ime spend a lot of time romanticising and spiritualizing human habitation. obviously, we as a culture need to think more about protecting and defending nature/the earth/so on, but like.

if you don't have room in your heart for making up a little guy who lives in the water heater, or who squats under your stove and makes it run 15 degrees off the programmed temperature, and thinking of him with the same kind of respect/affection as you do for the spirits (or whatever) of the wildlife you interact with like.

genuinely: what are you even doing. you are removing a source of richness and fun and whimsy from your life! like, pip @creekfiend made up the concept of "little guys who live in an airport (and are the reason it's so shitty to be in an airport)" and i already like airports like 30% more just knowing it's the little airport inconvenience guys doing that.

more importantly, like. genuinely: interrogate what parts of the world seem ~rich with spiritual meaning~ to you. what parts of the world are "wild"? what does that make the rest of the world - a chore? a burden? who has to carry that burden?

we're never going to like, "return to nature", because that's nothing and the concept of untouched nature is also nothing; we're always going to have some sort of human habitation and interaction and cultivation with nature. if you can't extend grace and whimsy and genuine and sincere meaning to human habitation, including its inconveniences and annoyances, you are making your own lived experience duller!

notably, most of these kinds of little-guy-spirits historically exist in the parts of human habitation that are partially abandoned, partially removed: haylofts, inside the walls, under the house, in the bathhouse, behind the furnace... i've been thinking a lot about urban wildlife lately, and the animals who make space for themselves in and around human habitation. the "natural" and the "wild" persist inside and around the edges of the "tame" and always, always have. if you have a crawlspace, there's a little spirit who lives there and he's the reason the dryer always eats your socks.

LIVE WHIMSICALLY.

#is this a crazy person post? maybe. but also i genuinely think this. #i would love a little guy who'd eat the food in the back of my fridge before it goes off. he's real. that little guy's name? is composting. #he's slimy. #also i love the mikveh spirit who inspires women to be rude after coming home from the mikveh. LET HER SPEAK #little guys #greatest hits

[willgraham-manwhore]

The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:

They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3

#will waking up covered in sweat to write this on the fridge then going for a run at the asscrack of dawn #murder husbands #hannigram #will graham #will grahams sass #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannibal shitpost #hannibal fancomic