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#nort: well now everyone knows the infamous bounty hunter eats poptarts. so who's the real winner
nortnaibz · 3 years
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also ok i love the hc that all the different skins have different personalities bc it allows for the complete role reversal of typical nortnaib where naib is a dumb oblivious idiot who thinks norton is cocky and an asshole and norton who is sad and doesn't realize naib is the perfect balance 2 him so he picks fights with him all the time like. any norton skin and chesh and that would be completely flipped
#ghost boy talks#ALSO magic item keeper and chesh being super fucking good at blackjack and everyone else is like what is wrong w you people.#they play against each other and are always either the first out or the last left because they're idiots and target each other#magic item keeper specifically bc he has the cards on his hat and he gives me gamblet vibes#and chesh because he Loves a good game and is very smart despite being generally a shithead#and of course like the other universe skins...hound/wanderer is the best ship in the entire game no one can convince me otherwise.#norton who finds a dying bounty hunter in the middle of a fight and goes here let me save you#and then is like ok i didn't Mean to fall for the pureblood but he's so fucking pretty?#(i remember smth about naib being pureblood in that universe but it might have been non-canon i'm not sure)#and the other vamps r like why do you get him.#nort: because he likes me!#naib: since when do i like you you show up in my house at random intervals and you steal my poptarts#nort: well now everyone knows the infamous bounty hunter eats poptarts. so who's the real winner#why poptarts. i have no idea it's canon now#nort's like look i can't live off blood all the time you'd die if i did that and naib is like i see no downside.#and nort gets all pouty until naib is like ................................you are such a baby. i love you. stop stealing my pop tarts#demi is the only other vampire naib talks to bc shes chill and vegan and she just thinks they're funny#demi: nort you know i can get you drinks so you don't have to bleed your pup dry right#naib: if you ever call me that again i'll set this place on fire#demi: no you wouldn't dear.#naib: bet#nort: well you see demi my pup here my pup? my hound the absolute love of my life-#naib: *glaring at him in the most violent manner possible*#nort: -is just irresistible. and that vegan shit you make is gross. no offense#demi: well i think your pup would taste gross—#nort: HOW DARE YOU.#naib: iiiiiiii am leaving.#i haven't written for hound/wanderer now i have to oh no. 4 hrs until g2 and i'm not asleep yet.#but i love that skin line so much it allows for so much fuckery#oh hound barely has any lore i guess that pureblood thing was hc. i still like it
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