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zot3-flopped · 5 months
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I saw the light….I can’t believe I was a Larrie for so long. I was a Larrie 2013-2022. To think they were dating these past few years is insane. Harry would cringe if he went to a Louis show. Louis’ music is trash; Walls wasn’t too shabby but FITF is a complete rip off of 2000s indie rock bands. No originality or artistry. And his voice sounds like shit, always has. I remember when i was younger I did like him but I could never get into his voice…it always made me cringe but I forced myself to like it. And nothing has changed. His voice is still bad. I will never understand how he has rabid fans that worship him. (Oh wait, most of them are delulu larries)
You’d think after all these years Louis could change but unfortunately he is surrounded by yes-men. No one is condemning him for drinking and smoking every single day of his life. So he’s gonna keep fucking himself up. Doesn’t know his own lyrics, always drunk, sticks middle finger to fans and curses like a pirate. He’s been a mess for a while now and no one is stopping him.
Hate to say this but with his family history and how unhealthy he is…he’ll be lucky to make it to 40. His fans encourage him too. They’re like “Oh he’s an adult, he drinks normally…” Babe it’s not normal to down 10 shots of vodka and multiple pints of beer everyday. It’s alcoholism, it leads to liver failure, and it kills 3 million people worldwide every year. He desperately needs rehab and therapy as well.
His sisters are more mature than him about their mother/sister’s passings - they grieved, post about their birthdays, and make sure to keep them in their memory. Louis on the other hand? Completely numbed himself out and has been doing so for the past 7 fucking years.
He’s such an asshole about being a chav. Always talking about eating junk food and thinking he’s too cool to eat sushi, drink wine, eat vegetables, etc. Shut the fuck up. You’re not a teenager, it’s not cool to act like immature about eating healthy. No one else can get away with what he does…getting off to young female fans ripping off his shirt, groping him, even sucking their fingers 🤢 He’s sick.
Glad that Harry is where he is right now, successful, intelligent, ambitious, creative, and the current biggest male pop star. Good for him. Niall, Liam, Louis are complete flops. At least Zayn has #1 hits. The rest will forever be known as the forgotten 1D members.
I will never understand why people call Harry overrated. He is an extremely hardworking man, and more of an interesting unique person than any of the other members. He is charismatic on stage and always makes the crowd laughs, he’s an energetic performer. And I will never understand how Louis has stans. Even when I was a Larrie, I didn’t like his behavior or appearance. Everyone knows he’s ugly but beats around the bush. He is a disgusting typical macho man who goes to EDM clubs every night and has no hobbies besides acting like a child. He’s so rude. He’s just talentless and ugly. Hate him 🖕
I cant believe I thought him and Harry were dating…Louis isn’t even able to have a conversation that isn’t about alcohol, nor is he able to go more than a few hours without cigarettes which Harry hates.
đź‘Źđź‘Źđź‘Źđź‘Ź Congratulations on shaking off Larrie after such a long time. Agree with every word of this.
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osmorphosis · 4 months
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stereo:
djs: i hate edm but they’re clearly GOOD edm djs music lowkey bomb very vibey when high
people: not as white as i thought it would be, WAY older (some OLD people like adults in their 40s-50s), this time there was way too many people by when i left (it did sell out apparently), CULTS OF SHIRTLESS MEN 🤢
venue: insane so fun so pretty high tech fancy lights boom boom couches boom boom smoke area boom boom bathrooms (with the music and the venue and no alcohol i can see where the fancy exorbitant price of a ticket comes from)
abysmal rizz: while i was sitting vibing napping high this guy sat WAY TOO CLOSE to me and tried to rizz me up and i was not reciprocating but he kept trying reeee so i left (tbf i was gonna go soon anw so ig)
drugs: SO GOOD being high is SO GOOD gooooood i have done way more drugs tonight that i’ve ever done like tonight was a druggie druggie night but god
hours: only thing that imo kinda sucks like why does it really pick up at like 4am and why does it end at noon like what in the unhinged crazy people can’t y’all just do normal nightlife club hours
venue + drugs: makes me feel like i’m not even in a parallel universe but in a bubble floating between universes. it feels like there is no concept of time and space — like the venue does a good job of completely hiding what is outside and making u forget u have to go back to the “real life”.
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mjd1911a1 · 1 year
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You’d be fuckable if you weren’t so angry. Defending the “constitution” isn’t sexy 🤢
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK IS SEXY! YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME TRANS-FREAKENSTEIN SISSY! IF YOU LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY THE CONSTITUTION ENABLES YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE! YOUR ABILITY TO SAY MARXIST FUCKEDUP SHIT LIKE THAT! THIS IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON GODS GREEN EARTH, REGARDLESS OF ITS FLAWS. THATS WHY EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD ENVIES US & WANTS TO ESCAPE THEIR SHITHOLE COUNTRIES TO COME HERE! MEN HAVE DIED DEFENDING YOUR RIGHT TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT! I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU THINK IM " FUCKABLE ." I GET PLENTY FROM REEL TRADITIONAL PEOPLE W/MORALS, INTEGRITY, NORMAL PSYCHOPATHY GROUNDED IN REALITY. YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME ,WHAT I DEFEND, WHAT I FOUGHT FOR, HOW I LIVE MY LIFE, MY RELATIONSHIPS, MY LOYALTY & COMMITMENT. THIS TINY WAVE OF YOU YOUNG MINORITY 0.0001% WHO'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED INTO THIS WOKE BULLSHIT ARE GOING TO LEARN, IT'S GOING TO TURN AROUND SO FAST. DONT WORRY THOUGHT, YOU'LL BE WEARING A DIAPER BEFORE YOUR 35-40 FOR TAKING IT UP YOUR ASS W/A HIGH BODY COUNT-WHICH IS NOT VERY SEXY! HIGH BODY COUNT MEANS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT IN MY WORLD: " BE CARFULL !" IF YOU HAD ANY INTEGRITY, JUST AN OUNCE, YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS ANONYMOUSLY YOU CHICKEN SHIT LITTLE BETA SIMP SISSY FREAK!!! PUT THAT IN YOUR DRUG PIPE & SMOKE IT.
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hopeshoodie · 4 years
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I just know that Rocco smells. Like and he smokes most definitely so it’s a mixture of musk, smoke, and probably the food truck smell that just won’t go away. I just know deep down that hoe smells raunchy 🤡🤢
And like you gotta think that he doesn’t keep his truck the cleanest either, so more than just grease it smells like mildew and oil in there 🤢🤢🤢
I bet you ANYTHING that Rocco de-stinkified for the show. Obviously he wasn’t allowed to smoke or run his truck in the villa, so he actually smells normal? Other than he probably doesn’t wipe his own ass as straight men apparently decide not to do??? 
God can you IMAGINE Marisol or MC’s reaction if they liked him in the villa, and then go to visit him irl and he’s just standing there like the swamp monster? The worst kind of catfish 🤮🤮🤮
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