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publishinggoblin · 2 months
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Alright alright... @cryptotheism / @normal-horoscopes, I think we've got one more in us.
The third edition of the Normal Tarot is coming... and it's coming March 5th. All-new, full-color illustrations by Ezra Kimbell, this deck will be the final version of the incredible Normal Tarot, designed by the Caretaker.
You can sign up to be notified of our launch on backerkit here!
Oh... What's that? Oh, okay, it won't be alone then.
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@worm-dark, @charminglyantiquated y'all ready for the Gold and Silver decks to finally get reprints? I suppose it is about time, then. We'll have to make them cheaper than last time, to let the most people get a hold of one!
And... what?
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Alright alright, I hear you-- the 1st edition will also be there, in its clean black and white glory.
If you want to be there and be first, please join us here on the teaser page and signup to be notified, help us see how much interest we have! : )
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worm-dark · 1 month
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The Normal Tarot, first edition, original flavor is BACK on BackerKit! Come get spooky with us ( @publishinggoblin @cryptotheism / @normal-horoscopes @charminglyantiquated @ezraillo ), and check out the other gorgeous editions (plus guidebooks, dice, and more) while you’re there.
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bug-gender-art · 2 years
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i love this gangly grey bitch, she’s so weird
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terrafey · 2 years
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At the far end of the throng, beneath a copse of paper lanterns, five friends share a meal.
From @normal-horoscopes’ Amber Skies!
Like my art? Leave me a tip! Ko-fi
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covenscribe · 2 years
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Just a heads up for everyone who followed @normal-horoscopes that their account got terminated
Fingers crossed staff recovers it
Edit:
Follow their back up at @cryptotheism
Edit 2:
Normal-Horoscopes has been restored
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moriforthereaper · 9 months
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It’s strange how insanely brushed away this is, that OP of the popular soy sauce “ mysterious disappearance of miss appleton ” post (and close mutuals with a certain specific popular occult blogger) is a genuine zoophile.
Edit: they have changed their handle to caputvulpinum
I don’t see why there’s any point in ignoring this fact about her? This is insanely uncomfortable, so concerning, with somebody that big of a platform.
I don’t think there should be any excuses, and I won’t accept any. Any excuses made for this, is completely idiotic. Most likely her mutuals either do not know, excuses it, defends it, or pretends to be ignorant to this. (I won't accuse specific ones of the latter, but what what else could it be, besides the benefit of the doubt, which is pure ignorance)
TW: further mentions of zoophilia under this line-
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regicide1997 · 2 years
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this happened within the past hour
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nothxkas · 2 years
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haven’t seen anyone talk about this here and i had to go to their twitter to confirm, but normal-horoscopes got nuked. they don’t know why.
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image id. four posts from normalhoroscope on twitter. together, they read, “Six years and 100,000 followers worth of posts down the drain. Not doing too hot. I have no idea what happened. I just woke up and found my account gone. No reason. Just gone. I’ve sent them three support tickets. Gonna give them two hours, and then send another few.” end of image id.
link to thread here. i won’t be making updates until later this evening or tomorrow morning. if you want to stay updated, check their twitter yourself.
they have also requested that nobody spams tumblr support.
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image id. a reply from makoredeyes27 on twitter. it reads, “What the hell! So. Do we spam the shit out of tumblr support or what?” normalhoroscope’s reply reads “Please don’t.” end of image id.
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asthrapolaris · 1 year
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Cancer aesthetic:
A garden shed, paint faded to the same color as the sky. Rusted tools lean against soft wood. The orange cat that made her home beneath the dry sink.
Inspired by The signs and gardens II by @cryptotheism
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vergess · 2 years
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LMAO THAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER WITH THE CONSTANT QUEERPHOBIA AND ANTISHIPPING GOT BANNED 🎉🎊🎉
It is my sincere wish that normalhoroscapes stays banned for good. The constant use of their position as Tumblr Popular(TM) to spread dangerous and bigoted misinformation made me want to fucking burn society to the ground.
This is great news, actually, and all the weird cunts complaining about how this is,somehow, proJKR and transphobic?
Fuck off.
Where were you when they made jokes about executing anyone who has sex or makes porn, to replace them with 'wholesome' wizards?
When they said people who write Sailor Moon fancomics are all child rapists who should be sentenced to death by slavery?
Honestly, this is FANTASTIC news. I am so delighted to see this vicious sexphobe and queerphobe whose popularity shielded them from consequence be denied a platform to spread their bigotry.
This is a huge fucking relief to people who have been threatened by their fans and slandered with accusations of horrific violence.
Fuck yeah!
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Hey @staff what's up with y'all nuking normal-horoscopes without warning?
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publishinggoblin · 2 months
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Get Ready for The Return of the NORMAL TAROT (backerkit.com)
We are returning with not just a new edition of the Normal Tarot, though there is that, too. And it's gorgeous. Truly.
But we're also reprinting all three of the previous versions of the deck. The original, the silver, the gold. All of it.
And the updated guidebook? Will include an illustration for each edition in its entries, making it compatible across all four decks. So come join us in getting excited.
We launch March 5th.
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theunfairfolk · 2 years
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conspiracy theory you and normal horoscopes are the same person
ask game send in a conspiracy theory you have about me
god i wish. then i’d have my own tarot deck.
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pyromanicfeline · 2 years
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"ough we need to keep hiring and firing Peter Pans at the disney park because they keep aging" just hire a trans man. baby face forever
this is also a solution to casting nico amberskies
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queer-ragnelle · 1 year
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Does anybody have a link to that post by @normal-horoscopes about Agrippa visiting Persia and witnessing someone get resuscitated from drowning and calling it necromancy? They were referring to an occult book they read which described the process with herbs and facing the sun in a certain direction but essentially it was chest compressions. I cannot for the life of me find it.
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amor-est-potestas · 1 year
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Tumblr giving off some mixed signal here
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