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tum-bakery · 3 months
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Not kink related, but I'm making flatbread from scratch today. Will report back.
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one-kinky-bitch · 2 months
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Hey friends! Non kink shit real quick, you’re gonna help me choose my next Baldur’s gate campaign!
I just beat the game as Meli, the fierce Barbarian brainless babe who destroyed with her sword! Meli happily loved Shadowheart, but ended with an eternity in Avernus to save her truest friend!
Don’t worry, you’ll get content about these characters.. hopefully.
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blankandhappytales · 8 months
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Perspective...
Two girls snuggled down together on the plaid blanket, their chosen spot on the hill overlooking the town they called home, allowing them a bird’s eye view of the resulting sunset as another day ended.   A few wispy, summer time clouds were alight with pinks and reds, were sprinkled across the deepening canvas as Venus sparkled in the twilight.
“You know,”  Said the redhead to the pretty blonde next to her.  “The sun is actually below the horizon at this point.  It’s just all that light still has to go through the Earth’s atmosphere and ends up refracted to buggery.”
“Pft, that’s what those scientist types want you to believe.” Blonde said with a grin as she shifted around to point at the moon rising behind them.  “You see her?”
“Her?”  Red asked, raising an eyebrow in question.
“Ahuh,”  Blonde said as she began to explain.  “Pale as fuck?  Only come out at night?   Totally a cute goth girl.”
Red giggled, refusing to hide her enjoyment at her lover’s flight of fantasy.  Blonde’s ability to find the fantastic in the mundane always left Red happier for having listened.  “Go on, my love, explain away,” she urged.
“Well obviously the Sun and the Moon are totally a thing.”
“Are you suggesting the sun is gay?”  
Blonde nodded, keeping her expression serious.  “Yep, why else would light produce rainbows?  Totally.  Utterly.  Gay.”
“Ah, so…?”
“Well, obviously their jobs keep them apart:  The sun fills our world with light and warmth-” 
“And the moon?”  Red interrupted, taking a moment to take in the way her lover’s straw-spun locks tumbled back over her ear, occasionally threatening to escape but always being pushed back into place with a casual run of Blonde’s finger tips.   She would never admit it, but it was always those small subconscious acts which made Red’s heart squeeze a little - those little details she’d picked up on over the years they’d spent together. 
“Oh, she is totally there for moths, vampires and the werewolves.”  Blonde stated like it was a bonafide fact. 
“Oh, yes, the most feared trio of the night!”
“Pft, you just wait till you're faced by a vampiric were-moth!  One bite and you’ll forever be beholden to the household lights”  Blonde responded with a grin, before darting into playfully nibble at Red’s neck.
“Aaaargh!  No!  Anything but the household’s lights!”  Red giggled, half-heartedly pushing against Blonde.  “How will I ever survive?”
“I’ll make sure to feed you sweet, sweet nectar on a regular basis.” “Wait, do you mean actual nectar or…?” Blonde wiggled her eyes suggestively.  “The one thing you can’t possibly resist.” “I am not that bad!”  Red protested.
Blonde nodded in agreement.  “True.  You’re rather talented with that tongue of yours, I’ve got to admit...” “Thank you!”  
“...after I trained you up.”
“Fuck you!”  Red said, poking a finger into Blonde’s side whilst trying to contain her laughter.
“Later,”  Blonde said with a smirk.  “And if you play your cards right, I might even break out the restraints.
“Promises, promises.  Anyway, where were we with story time?  Ah, yes!  You were telling me about the moon.”
Blonde smiled softly, returning her attention to the golden-silver hue of the moon as it took its rightful place in the sky.  “The moon brings softness into the world - a pale Mistress that covers everything in silver, for she wishes us nothing but beauty-”
“And the occasional changing of the tides?”  Interjected Red, giggling.
Blonde nodded, giving Red a wink.  “Very important for the crabs, that.”
“So the Sun holds on for as long as possible, yearning to see the Moon, yet knowing they must be apart,”  She continued.  “She clings on so fiercely, just for a glimpse of her beloved.  Even if it’s only for a few minutes.”
Blonde turned over to face Red, smiling softly  “She says ‘‘I see you, my love.  And though we may be parted, I will send my light to remind me you are everything I hold dear.’”  
Red felt her heart constrict with sadness, the bittersweet nature of the story settling onto her soul.  “Fuck, that’s equal parts beautiful and sad, B.”  
Blonde smiled back, stroking Red’s cheek as she offered her a loving smile.  “It’s all about perspective, sweetie.  Sure, they are parted for now, but long after we’re both dust the Sun will reach out and embrace her love, drawing the atoms that make up the moon back in with her along with half the solar system.  Then, they will remain entwined for the rest of eternity, never to part again.”
“Wait,”  Red paused, looking at her love with suspicion.  “Did you just romanticise the death of our solar system?”
“I told you,”  Blonde said with a knowing smile.  “It’s all about perspective…”
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somedaygermaine · 11 months
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I would be more likely to present as genderfluid and femme in public if people weren't unbearably annoying to women. You get treated a totally different way that I just hate. I like being masculine and androgynous but I think my full identity is genderfluid and I would have a lot of fun presenting femme. It is just more comfortable to be masculine only in public because hell is other people.
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unluckybreadling · 2 years
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Bunger bunger bunger bunger
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It’s tusk piss me off
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hungry-tum-stuff · 2 years
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I really do appreciate how we’ve all agreed that Moomin can, will, and does pick Snufkin up
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sike44 · 1 year
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thank you for 142 followers!! ★
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autisticalalien · 2 years
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Introduction~
- you can all me Ruu!
- any pronouns!
- aromantic and ace
- Sophomore (2nd year in high-school)
- I am on the autism spectrum
- This is a sensory friendly blog
- Age dreamer
Absolutely no nsfw or kink blogs please I want to keep this a safe space! No bullying or any harassment for the sake of others and my own mental health! No unnecessary drama or fighting! You will be blocked if you do anything that’ll make me and others uncomfortable!
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lexiesdarkthoughts · 2 years
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I'm sick and had a doctor's appointment today. This gem was in my after visit notes:
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I thought we were evaluating my current illness, not my life.
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certifiedcharlatan · 4 months
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Why’s it gotta be 3 hours in the shower- I need to piss- it’s coming out my eyes
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man this trailer brings back memories.
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tum-bakery · 4 months
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Omfg I'm in love with Heather and her family and her Lil dogs and that she's a vet,,, I need more of her. 😭
hehe I really didn't expect her to catch on this much, but I'm happy to see it!
I ended up doodling her and (maybe) her partner while I was at work today :)
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Snowyy
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rouge-the-bat · 1 year
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"i just want non-queers to just see me as a normal person just like them" cool good for you. meanwhile ive been a weird little freak since i was a kid and the world is gonna have to learn to accept me like i am or ill start burning shit
you can be down for simple assimilation for yourself but many of us just want to be respected as is because theres nothing wrong with being different. especially those of us who are also neurodivergent on top of queer or many other things people often ostracize in society.
if you want other queers to water themselves down or just completely close off parts of their identity and self expression so that you wont be associated with those ~freaks~ and can be more easily accepted by The Normies, then you are not caring about your fellow queers at all.
we arent doing any harm, and we should be pushing for people to accept others no matter how HARMLESSLY strange and unusual they may come across. challenging the norm is the only way to get more people accepted across all communities.
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unluckybreadling · 1 year
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Let me tell you about this..fat catboy anomaly. Had a dream where it was dark out, Me and my fam were walking home. We look back and theres this fat humanoid cat boy that just black with white lineart a far distance away from us, he looked 2D and was just staring at us, unmoving too (while the world was realistic including me and my family). I remember my dad saying “Oh man I sure hope he isn’t following us or something.” and I told him “He probably isn’t maybe he’s going to go down another street later.”  He didn’t. Infact everytime we moved he would just teleport closer (but kept a distance) as if he was “Walking”.
He followed us all the way home too. From our front door I could see him just standing on the sidewalk, just staring at us. Pretty sure before I forced myself to wake up he was right infront of our door. Spooky shit for sure wanted to draw him out immediately when I woke up :p
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hungry-tum-stuff · 2 years
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Hello!! I just wanted to thank everyone who commissioned me to write a fic for them, I’ve gotten through my first batch and now that I have more time I wanted to spend it with this blog and develop Lumen a bit more (like I said I would 👁👁) So again, thank you everyone for indulging and encouraging my creativity, and if you have any questions about my commissions or my characters, feel free to send them to my inbox or message me directly!!
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sike44 · 1 year
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hi everyone! 🍓 i am going to be turning off my messages since i’m not looking to talk to anyone, but if you need to reach me for anything, you can go through my ask box! 
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