#no we absolutely are not dating<3

[cozylittleartblog]

swatchvember prompt: party

happy 37th birthday to Microsoft Paint ✨🎂🎉🎈

#deltarune #swatch #swatchlings #tasque manager #queen #art #swatchvember #THE ONE PROMPT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO MISS THE DATE ON #''guys what theme should we do for the bosses cake'' ''what if we made 3 cakes with diff themes and stacked them on top of each other'' #''by the fountains Percy you are a genius'' #queen makes them run around all day doing stupid shit and they finally get to the cafe and mysteriously its rented out #they cannot believe this is the first they're hearing of it this stuff usually has to go through them first #they very quickly find out that queen is also behind this and it is a huge private party just for them <3 they work so hard they deserve it #she is Snapping that stupid party hat onto their stupid head #and Repeatedly shoving a second one over the end of their beak all night to be annoying #yknow its good when swatch breaks character and actually Emotes but its an even better sign when they go completely static #because that means they are hiding an absolutely embarrassing display of emotion and its taking All of their energy #the cake flavors are strawberry - chocolate/vanilla split - and Funfetti btw #... funfetti is just vanilla with sprinkles in it last i checked but Shut Up Lmao #also i totally messed up their mood tints i figured fear was yellow but happiness is also yellow. so. i decided fear is more of a #highlighter/yellow-green color and happiness yellow is like a. nice mac and cheese yellow :) very warm but still distinctly golden #one is pleasant to look at and one is terrible

[macaronissi-mo]

guys i wish gale dekarios was real

#we could be losers on valentine's day together #hot date idea be absolute fucking losers together /affectionate #bg3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #the wizard of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 gale #mac's fandom rambles

[shima-draws]

Anyway speaking of poly trios. Have any of you considered Lawlusan because MANNNN.

#Shima speaks #Not even going to get into the absolute fucking shitshow (affectionate) that Lawsan is #(Okay maybe a little bit listen Sanji is SO MUCH like Cora I'm sure it would give Law some kind of complex) #(And Law's fanboying over the Sora comics would make Sanji uncomfortable probably. Lol) #Anyway anyway anyway #Luffy having to be the babysitter which is NOT RIGHT bc it's LUFFY. #But Law and Sanji don't take care of themselves sometimes!! And Law is the fucking DOCTOR in the relationship!!! #Sanji making Law eat tho and keeping track of his diet as well as Luffy's #Law keeping an eye on Sanji's body and his mutations... #Law and Luffy finding Sanji UTTERLY CHARMING even tho Sanji's SUCH a fucking loser #Luffy & Sanji @ Law: Man he's so fucking cool. What #Meanwhile Law is ALSO a loser #Law and Sanji about Luffy are like. I'm dating the sun. The sun incarnate. Literal sunshine personified #Law being the one to keep a level head when everything's gone to shit. Bc even Sanji can lose his cool sometimes #Luffy loving his grumpy boyfriends so so so SO much it's unreal #Law and Sanji having a Limit on how much they can be cuddled in one day - #But it's perfect bc they can trade Luffy off with each other bc we all know he's clingy af #Law: Need space. Can you go cuddle Sanji-ya #Luffy: Okay Torao <333333 #Sanji: Law get sick of you? #.Luffy: He needed space!!! Anyway I'm going to cuddle you now #Sanji: C'mere then <3 #I'm ill. Tee hee. #Lawlusan #Lawlu #Sanlu #Lawsan #One Piece

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t work ….

I do not have the pens for his godamn jacket TT I gotta get more but I’m broke 😞

#obey me! one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #mammon #mammon my beloved #om mammon #mammon avatar of greed #shall we date mammon #mammon fanart #obey me mc #obey me oc #oc art #obey me fanart #lucifer is absolutely lecturing us for another 3 hours TT

[camelspit]

sophie absolutely had a warrior cats oc back in the day

#shes just like me fr #i had so many i dont even remember the details of any of them </3 oops #this is heavily inspired by the time i was messing around with the fitz ai #and we started warriors rping together #also sidenote. fitz is absolutely a powerplayer. asshole /lh #anyway they should have rp dates. just a thought. #i think they would both be cured if they got to play around as dramatic cats for a few hours #i wonder what sophies favorite characters/clan/etc. are #she feels like she'd be a leafpool/ravenpaw/graywing fan to me #but thats just off the top of my head #kotlc

[nerdy-talks]

B-But like...could you please please post spoilers for the new Sol card??? The good parts??? The ways my fave tortures me...yet I still adore him...

In my very humble yet biased opinion, dear anon... The new Solomon card wasn't as good as I had hoped it would be ^^"

I mean, it was good! It had very pretty artwork of Solomon. But it was lacking in comparison to other Devilgrams

Spoilers!

Solomon created bubbles for an event that Asmo was asked to help participate in. MC assists Solomon with making the bubbles, which are capable of carrying presents inside of them.

At the end, Solomon blows a bubble for MC that pops to reveal hearts. He tells MC that it's to thank them, as well as express his feelings for them.

End Spoilers!

As you can probably tell... other Devilgrams lean more towards romance and/or Solomon's jealous side, which I live for! lol

But I did take a few pretty screenshots, which I certainly don't mind sharing (:

#sorry it wasn't better anon! #but thank you for the ask 💙 #its so easy to adore Solomon 🥲 #he's beautiful and absolutely knows how to torture us in the best ways lol #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer solomon #obey me devilgram #obey me nightbringer devilgram #obey me solomon devilgram #obey me nightbringer solomon devilgram #solomon devilgram #lovely anon <3 #nerdy replies #nerdy answers #nerdy responds

[lobotomyladylives]

literally wanna dieeeee I realized belatedly that not only was down bad written for me due to being an alien abduction metaphor song but it perfectly describes my situation w/my ex who dumped me 3 days into our second vacation in his country

#but yknow thats what i get for dating a fucking man last year when i absolutely knew better. i was in a low place & the idea of being #whisked away from europe was an escape for me . we got along really well but the second i showed any emotional weakness he couldnt handle i #oh but he sent a bunch of messages begging me to come back when i was on the plane fleeing to my sisters london flat! lol!!! #i didnt tell you guys about any of this on my old blog when it was happening bc i just knew itd invite a flood of #''why were you even dating a man'' messages. yeah im aware. it was stupid & yet another result of my inability to purge myself of the #desire to be in a relationship my homophobic father wouldnt hate me for. and i didnt think any woman would want me . im over it now #fuck my abusive father fuck men in general im so over the internalized homophobia. ive always preferred women why should i have to #supress that to make my fuckface hypocrite father happy. i only rly care bc i love my half brother & want to be in his life which means #i have to appease dad. but at what goddamn cost #why did i say from europe in that earlier tag. i meant TO europe...im from the us #anyways. what a shit show situation that was. i have never felt so betrayed by anyone except for my dad himself #oh i didnt even mention the worst part yet. when i texted from london asking if our friendship was over too (god. so cringe) he then went #into this spiel about how actually what he said earlier when he was asking me to come back #(that it had been a stupid impulse & biggest mistake of his life) was a lie & it had been a long time coming #IF IT WAS A LONG TIME COMING WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME FLY ACROSS THR ATLANTIC FUCKING OCEAN 3 DAYS AGO FOR YOU #and said hed tell me the reasons but ''didnt want to hurt me'' #i have so much hatred in my heart for this man to this day when i really think about the mind games he was playing. unreal. #and he KNEW i already had massive trust issues

[coquelicoq]

just got a biopsy to see if my [checks notes] 15-week period is because of cancer. however then my friends drove me to get chocolate and the new martha wells novel so, you know, there are pros and cons here.

#the epic highs and lows of having a uterus #highs: people buy you chocolate!! #lows: all the other stuff :( #anyway i am. a lil stressed out lol #also pretty lightheaded! i'm not really even sure why because ok so yeah i was already anemic from the 15 weeks of bleeding #plus i was anemic before that also #plus there was a lot of blood during the biopsy. but i feel like that blood was just the stuff in my uterus that'd be coming out anyway #as opposed to new blood from within my veins or something #and i'm still sick lolllll #so it's a fun time. BUT! martha wells novel! and i lent all systems red to a friend who will hopefully become obsessed with murderbot #and talk to me about it constantly! (<-my endgame at all times) #it's so funny every time i've been to the doctor they're like 'date of your last period?' and i'm like april 9th. and it is ongoing. #and then we just 😬 at each other #anyway cross your fingers for me. apparently if the biopsy comes back negative they don't have other ideas for what could be going on #not sure how to feel about that. obviously i don't want to have cancer but it's very stressful not knowing what is going on #do i just bleed forever indefinitely??? i'll be real with you lads that doesn't seem great :/ #she was like next step would be to put in a hormonal iud and i was like that is absolutely not an option that i will consider #i would sooner get a hysterectomy #so idk maybe i will get a hysterectomy! biopsy results in a week. okay. ending the tags now #if anybody wants me to trigger tag for cancer mentions let me know and i can definitely do that going forward <3

[theloveinc]

I love ex boyfriend bakugo so much you don't even know

actually i do know because i feel the SAME. my love for ex bakugo is unyielding. endless. forever. and i actually wrote a bunch for him a couple months ago when another anon brought it up but... got scared they'd hate what i had down so i....... put it on the shelf. i'll have to find it maybe... if ppl want.

ANYWAY... like. there is truly just no way to go wrong with him. there is just no universe where he isn't either a depressed, miserable, longing ex or an kind, gentle and regretful one (or some variation of). even when he's angry, it's mostly just at himself for being a douche who managed to lose you, and HOW CAN U NOT LOVE THAT??

it's so ironic bc he's such a prickly pear but... he just loves the hardest out of any + everyone. not that i don't imagine the others and just as caring... but for bakugo, it's almost a religious experience, you know? never a phase or an era or something he just does but a... idek. life commitment? goal? achievement? something to be maintained and treasured? all of the above. EVEN IF he's not that good at it (at first... which is debatable anyway), that's still how he feels.

so when u break up... that can't be the end of things. like really i can only imagine it happening circumstantially, cuz i genuinely think that any issues you bring up with him (aside from work maybe), he'd take BEYOND seriously.

too gruff and private? suddenly he's telling u every single emotion he has and asking if he's being too rough. too anal and uptight? suddenly the kitchen is a mess and he hasn't even noticed. hell, even too busy? he'll do his best to fit a whole evening with u in his schedule (he hates mornings more than anything but takes the ass crack of dawn shift just so u can have dinner together most night)... it's like !!!!!!! + reminds me of that post i made talking about how pro heroes are so hard to breakup with bc even when ur pointing out their flaws, they're so used to constructive criticism, they don't even notice ur being insulting LMFAO😭

that aside tho, i can never imagine a bakugo breakup!au without them... you both back together at some point. even if it's ten or fifteen years later like... he spent all that time trying to get better for u... even if he didn't think you'd really come back. (or, as i was trying to write, you breakup with him and he just... doesn't fucking believe u LMFAOOOOO and shoves his booty back into his rightful place sadjkfhakjdsf)

(and bc i have i-can-fix-him disease, i also like bakugo who went thru a traumatic breakup w/ someone who wasn't u... and then five/ten/fifteen years later, you're the one to teach him to love again. or maybe that's not that unique of me LOL).

#bakugo #anyway #this is a mess im sorry but WAHHHHHHHH ADJKFLHADSHFB. I LOVE U BAKUGO IM UR BIGGEST FAN I NEED U #whenever i read breakup angst i'm like #he broke up WITH U. we get back together <3 #and god like. reunification / older dating aus #like i sometimes i dont even imagine the dating i just imagine me telling him all his exes are sh*t (not you but imaginary ppl) #and him being like <3 #LOL I'M TOXIC #and also the other ex thing i wrote i didnt like bc it ended up being more story than thought #but it was basically abt like... u know. u break up with him over slight miscommunication #and he doesn't even realize??? he's just like ok were taking a break for a couple days lol. #and then ur like no bakugo we broke up lmfao #and he's like. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh absolutely not and calls u every day talking like ur boyfriend until u. realize #he's serious abt changing #ANYWAYYYYYY SORRY FOR THIS IF ITS NOT WHAT U WANTED BYE #caitie things #gen #anon

[todayisafridaynight]

That fuckin new bucket list trailer for 8?????????

hey what if we all just cut ourselves in half after this huh

#snap chats #OH MY GOD WIFE DATE REAL ???? #'the first time i pay my respects' and it just so happens yall show up together...... just tell me theyre married already.. #sorry guys im delulu about the marital status of date and kiryu like.... wife... #bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SURVIVE REUNION SCENE REAAAAAL WHAT IF WE ALL KILLED OURSELVES #i love how akiyama. #its genuinely so funny how this whole time everyone @ akiyama like 'kiryus dead you have to move on' #and he Rightfully So is just Nuh Uh <3 like can someone tell my guy he was right #I Repeat absolutely no one who knows kiryu ever believed he was really dead cmon now.. #OK BUT WAIT SPEAKING OF BEING DELULU POCKET CIRCUIT FIGHTER PLOT SIGNIFICANCE REAL ? MAYBE ? #idc im just glad..... photo....... i also think kiryu and PCF are married btw #lovers in another timeline... if fate didnt pull them apart theyd be forever <- if kiryu committed to stop being apart of the yakuza #LET ME SEE GRANDPA PCF NEOW #sorry this was the cutest trailer. and by Cutest Trailer im going to fucking throw up WAHHH #i cant ignore the fact i had to listen to goofy's eng va deliver the fuckin uhhhhh what the word NARRATION. YEAH. #there's a kingdom hearts joke here so imagine i made it but anyway. thank you for drawing this to my attention #im going to go eat shit and die

[justinefrischmanngf]

i wish i had had more friends when i was younger/actually dated people because like . idk i wish i had had the chance to fuck it up in the ways that you do because you're young like YEAH i'm obviously very very much young now i'm not saying that i'm just saying that i wish i had idfk fought with someone i loved when i was 15 instead of being suicidal . ykiwm.........

#i WAS thinking though that TECHNICALLY i DID go on a date last year like my first date was not this year #but like . by a technicality #which is to say that my friend asked me out and i said yes and we had dinner one time and then i texted her a bit later #like bro . i don't think this is going to work #and then like 6 weeks later she had a boyfriend who she is still dating and v happy with #& i was absolutely right like it wouldn't have worked because 1) i was scared fucking shitless of the sheer idea of it #and 2) because we are very different people but also both very uh . angry ? #and 3) simply because our interests were/are v far apart for the most part and while that's not inherently bad it would've been a struggle

[bumblingbabooshka]

Keep your eyes on the prize, ensign!

#I will yassify every outfit Tuvok ever wears #Tuvok art #Tuvok #st voyager #st voyager art #I think it would be cute if those 4 former Maquis were ride-or-die Tuvok stans after that t one episode #they're the ones who're like 'Tuvok's not that bad!' or 'Take that back!' if other people bad mouth him #also I think Chell is so cute <3<3 #Chakotay teases Tuvok like ooh looks like you've got a fan club~ and Tuvok is embarrassed but is just like hmm. #Neelix is like yeah I love Tuvok too!! Should we make pins?? (Tuvok voice: No.) #imperative: They still Tuvok's kind of a weird overly strict dude who absolutely betrayed them before #so it's not like ANY bad mouthing is off limits...it's just situations like Repression where people are like 'I don't think we can trust him #then they're like HE SAVED THIS BOY'S LIFE!!! #And Janeway shows up to a meeting with a Tuvok fanclub pin. Tuvok hates it. He hatesitsomuch. #anyway. -gestures- ass. ass per usual. what do youwant from me?? #bea art tag #this is definitely somewhat inspired by smilesobrien's art #I drew the base characters and was like noo this still looks empty what should I do??? #and then I was like ohyes...that one piece I saw in that zine...Neelix dating sim...I should indulge myself #so this is like...Tuvok manga cover-style #not NEARLY as sparkly and lovely to look at as smilesobrien but I hope Tuvok's biiiiiig heart makes up for it

[famewolf]

immediately scheduled a pho lunch with some friends before work ... something to look forward to in order to get through the work week

#[static] #and there's one a few blocks from work! #percy and i went on a date there almost 5 years ago when we first started our relationship <3 #and he learned how i absolutely douse my pho with hoisin sauce

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I love Cars. They're actually good (ALL THREE FILMS, INCLUDING THAT ONE SHOW AND THE SHORTS) and nobody can tell me otherwise. Yes, McQueen is a little shit, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying my silly car film. *puts on Cars 2*

#sam's talky talks #Date idea for me and my gf. We watch all three Cars films! ^^ #I've already done it with my best friend. Gotta do with with beloved #We can make fun of the dumb shit that happens together *blinks cutely* #Cars 2 is my favorite of the Cars films btw. I like how it's centered around Mater (who is my absolute FAVORITE CHARACTER) #I grew up with Cars 2 :3

[mossflower]

fuck it. in my toh rewatch era

#i want to get the entire thing finished before watching and dreaming airs #which we don’t have a date for i think? but i’m guessing around april so that gives me ~2 months. which is plenty of time i think #what i was also considering was using the filters on ao3 to try to read fanfic from around the time each episode airs? #lol considering. i’m absolutely doing that it’ll be so much fun. get ready for me to comment on 3 year old fics lads #toh #the owl house #morgan’s toh rewatch

[muffin-gods]

Happy Birthday Mammon

Happy birthday to my favorite boy :3

I wanted to draw something more but I keep forgetting to start my drawings the day before...

#Mammon is my absolute love <3 #And it's kinda funny cuz when i first started playing i did nothing but annoy him #I always chose the choices to make him the most mad #I still do annoy him sometimes lol but in an affectionate way #fanart #Happy birthday Mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #Obey me #Art #Fanart #Mammon #Also i have his sunglasses irl and they're my favorite :) #muffins posting