#no thoughts only mischief

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

the cornley drama society as the onion’s coming out article

#been thinking about this for so long #only thing i feel like i need to clarify #is that vanessa’s was a panic response because she mind blanked and it was the first thing she thought to say #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #cornley polytechnic drama society #cornley drama society #the goes wrong show #the goes wrong universe

[blue-mood-blue]

Saw just enough of The Sound of Music tonight that I was reminded of Captain von Trapp mentioning that the most important thing in his house is discipline (or some such sentiment), and

because I have the brain rot

While I cannot conceivably find a way to make that specifically into an au, I was nonetheless charmed by the thought of disciplinarian and rule-abiding Lan Wangji vs sunny and energetic Wei Wuxian cheering up the juniors with a little music tell me you are not turned to mush by Wei Wuxian teaching juniors the equivalent of ��my favorite things” I dare you

Anyway

All of this to say, a no-sunshot-campaign au where, for whatever reason, Wei Wuxian is invited as a guest lecturer at Cloud Recesses. There are several thousand rules that Wei Wuxian is ignoring at any given moment. Lan Wangji, who is in charge of discipline, is annoyed (intrigued). Tiny juniors are following their new teacher’s heels all around while he’s playing the dizi like a more adorable version of the pied piper (and perhaps Wei Wuxian warns them with a wink that he is Very Evil and he is going to Steal Them Away which is met with un-Lan-like giggling). The Elders have discussed sending him back to Lotus Pier but, unfortunately, he is a fantastic teacher.

There are also, of course, shenanigans. Night hunt field trips. Wei Wuxian inflicting his cooking upon the poor, innocent youths. Bad dreams on both sides leading to some broken curfews and soft music in the garden. Some conflicting curriculums - not “demonic cultivation” level, but there are a lot more disciples asking a lot more questions in their other lectures.

Lan Qiren is incensed.

Lan Xichen refuses to do anything about it (he is watching his brother watching Wei Wuxian and waiting).

Lan Wangji should be doing his job of disciplining but, you see, whenever he tries Wei Wuxian smiles at him or hands him a bunny or chatters about how well the Lanlings are doing or about an idea he has for a lesson, and what is he to do? Stop that from happening?? Remove the smile from this man’s face??? That would be a crime.

(Lan Qiren gets the abridged version of this sentiment, which amounts to “Wei Wuxian is good” and he despairs. He is fighting a losing battle to send the guest teacher home.)

(The losing battle becomes a lost battle when Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian play a duet for the juniors together and share a kiss as soon as the juniors are out of sight and off to their next lesson. Lan Xichen catches his brother pacing while on patrol that night, his face as forlorn as it ever is, and says “You know, we could… offer him a permanent place here?”)

Lan Wangji writes to Lotus Pier that Cloud Recesses will not be returning their head disciple. The entire sect hears the “WHAT” and “HE CAN’T STEAL MY BROTHER” echoing from Jiang Cheng’s general direction.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #new strategy for dealing with my 5000 au ideas: put them on here to be free of them #anyway i love all things with wei wuxian and the juniors #so of course i was immediately charmed by the thought #you may very well say ‘hey there’s a whole other half of the movie you’re ignoring’ and you would be CORRECT #this is a happy vibes only au this is soft feelings time #wei wuxian deserves to be a good teacher to his ducklings #and cause lan qiren endless stress by proximity alone #wei wuxian will teach his juniors many good lessons but he will also teach them Mischief

[lepusrufus]

What's the kitty's name?

Pixel! (The Rascal)

#asks #no thoughts head empty #only mischief

[cool-goat-guy]

Back again and I am SILLIER and STINKIER than ever. I smell like a BARN. AND I EAT GRASS..!

#goatkin #goat therian #goat #therian #otherkin #alterhuman #nonhuman #therian thoughts #back again only to cause mischief

[squigglyoctosquigglez]

assinging each cpds member a milgram song (except Undercover. no one is Es here. except maybe Lucy. yeah Lucy is Es now she gives the verdicts for each of their murders-)

for those who don't know, milgram is a fictional music project that involves a prison that hold 10 prisoners, each had been the sole cause of someones death (not just murder) and the only real clues to their "sin" is through songs !! there's also es they're the prison warden

i got this idea at like 10 pm today in my timezone, i say random ass shit here too please dont judge im tired

chris - Throw Down (uhh reading the lyrics chris is the kind to like really care but hes just done with everyone), Triage (he does not want to be deemed INNOCENT [he's still getting voted innocent])

dennis - After Pain ("“I’m sorry” won’t reach anyone (I hope it will someday) " dennis seems like the kind of kid to be bullied in school), Magic (dennis is at heart, childish. and also probably had shit parents. nothing wrong with the first one, everything wrong with the second one), The Purge March (eh hes probably not in a cult but like still he follows orders a bit too much to order idk how to explain it he remembers everything exactly except his own lines so like)

robert - half (kazui literally starts preforming an opera in the mv for this, anyways uhhh denise), It's Not My Fault (its literally in the name), Cat ("Love (plus) Destiny = Crap, smash it, shatter it, bye-bye / That sticky-sweet sequence: Dinner + Camouflage + You-Know-What / Loving Affection (minus) Love, it’s tacky, this two-way deceit / Victim and Perpetrator, let’s keep it simple" continuing half "Phew, oh wow I’m drunk, Hey, so what if I said I liked-liked you, what would you do?" this song is so painfully robert its insane idk why also kazui (prisoner singing the song) eats a fucking dove in the mv btw do with that info what you want idk)

sandra - MeMe (i have no actual reason for this just take my word for this one), It's Not My Fault (datte datte warekurai mon-), I Love You / Daisuki (see max's description) (im sorry there's still like 1 trial left, idk there's only like 20 songs)

max - This is how to be in love with you (title speaks for itself, max is a very loving person! sometimes too loving… like mahiru (prisoner singing the song) i think they would get along actually), I Love You / Daisuki (this song goes too hard to have that title, anyways Mon-mon-monstrously in love in love / Mon-mon-monstrous, cuz I love you so much / Mon-mon-monstrously in love in love / A monstrous dilemma!!!) (someone protect him)

johnathan - Weakness (idfk "ahHaHA, Please notice me. ahHaHA, Someone please notice me."), All-Knowing And All-Agony (probaby was neglected as a child or something idk now he indirectly relys on robert please dont listen to me im jsut spouting random shit atp im tired its 11 pmg now)

vanessa - Umbilical (i actually have no good reason for this), Tear Drop (i dont think she wants to be voted innocent for her murder [news flash, shes still getting voted innocent]), Double (or not innocent! idk man shes not mikoto (prisoner singing the song) but i gotta give his songs to someone and she kinda fits)

annie - HARROW (annie and trevor are similar in goals, to take down sin and make them pay for what they've done. however they do it in two different ways. idk those two different ways probably direct death threats (trevor) and an indirect slow death (annie). i have no fucking clue what im talking about actually), Deep Cover ("Don’t you dare stop now I want a reason for judgment execution, I want it" idk what kotoko (prisoner singing the song) ment by this but uhh do what you want with that)

trevor - Bring It On (see HARROW), Backdraft (LISTEN TO THE SONG ITS A FUCKING BANGER- anyways i have no reason for this than this connects with bring it on Burn, burn! An ever-victorious FIRE, burn so high till it becomes ash / Burn, burn! Deliciously scorched, till your mouth waters / Flames closing in, can’t douse this FIRE)

#im tired its basically 11:30 #im sorry if the stuff im saying here isnt true im just brain dumping and cant cross reference #its basically just a bunch of headcanons atp #the only one that i have like in stone is cat for robert #the goes wrong show #the play that goes wrong #cornley drama society #mischief theatre #milgram #random thoughts lol #ramblings

[personinthepalace]

PPGW IS COMING TO LA! MISCHIEF THEATRE IS COMING TO LA!! THE OG CAST IS COMING TO LA!!! AHHHHHHHH

Peter Pan Goes Wrong will be playing at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles, California from Aug 6 - Sep 10, 2023. Tickets go on sale May 3, but you can save your seat today by visiting: https://myctg.la/2H2KgIK

#I am running around screaming #guys this is HUGE #not only will this be ppgw's la premiere #it will also be the og's cast first time in la!!! #I never thought that the cast would ever come to socal #BUT OMIGOD AM I GOING TO MAKE SURE I SEE IT #I can't believe my favorite mischief play with the og cast are coming near me #it is like a dream come true 😭 #peter pan goes wrong #ppgw in la #ahmanson theatre #los angeles #ppgw cast #ppgw og cast #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #mischief news #rambles in the palace #I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT GUYS

[eugeniedanglars]

allowing the hyperfixation/impulsiveness demons to win as a treat (just bought tickets to the play that goes wrong and peter pan goes wrong on broadway)

#by impulsive i mean i thought about this all week before deciding to be spontaneous and have fun for once #listen i've lived in new york for 3 years and have only been to see one broadway show in that time #i need to take advantage of my ability to do this stuff before i move away!! #plus the fact that i happened to get into mischief theatre during the very narrow window of time #when (most of) the original cast is performing on broadway just a train ride away from me?? the stars aligned on this one #the goes wrong universe #mischief theatre

[thunderboltfire]

Rim is exhibiting a play behavior!

(I'm kind of ashamed to post a WIP of something that will be a sketch at best, but this is the first drawing I'm making for myself for days, so I'm excited)

#WIP #sketch #you know the video where a raven holds on to its handler's fingers and dangles its full body weight off of it? #I thought that would be exactly a thing an irritatingly smart pseudo-dragon could do for fun #for me they are not only cat-coded but also a bit like corvids - liking shiny things and curious #which would also mean that from time to time he likes to be a menace - stealing trinkets playing pranks etc etc #He's of course devoted to Iwona as a familiar should be but that doesn't mean he doesn't cause mischief when she's not looking

[jimkirkachu]

Novelty Friends Central Perk LEGO playset: $60

Being awoken at 5am by said playset crashing to the floor into its zillion constituent pieces by a hobbit cat trying to jump onto a shelf he doesn't fit on: priceless

#not trek #personal log #dw the legos were a very very nice gift‚ i didn't spend sixty of my own dollars on it #legos #friends 1994 #central perk #hobbit cat mischief #early morning thoughts #cat destruction #jtkchu's landing party #yep this is my life #🤷 #idek why i'm making a whole-ass post about this wtf #why do i only ever seem to have spoons in the middle of the damn night

[falled-over]

you wouldnot believe how real my dream looked last night. i could even taste the drink i sipped

#i realised part way in that it was a dream despite how real it felt and spent a good portion of it making harmless mischief because i knew i #i would face no consequences #weirdly it was only stuff i thought people would find funny. which is made far funner by the fact i knew they weren't real

[hahafucksewingmachines]

these three are the kinda vibe I’m hoping for on Tuesday

#ik I said a midnights-y coord #but these are really the only ones I saw that fit her style/current mischief and the award show #I can see the third dress being more of a true blue/lighter #and a short skirt with the feathers instead #which could easily be made into a coord set #maddies thoughts

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

#surely i wasn’t the only person who thought of them #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #cornley drama society #cornley polytechnic drama society #the goes wrong universe #the goes wrong show #chris bean #robert grove

[mha-vilain-au]

Izuku: You're a loose cannon, Ochaco.

Ochaco: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Medusa: I think you play by your own rules.

Hitoshi: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Izuku: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Ochaco: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Tosho is a loose cannon.

Tosho: *smashes a chair in the background*

#Yes Tosho is #He has like 0 self control if someone isn't here to tone it down #Tosho wake up every morning and let the intrusive thoughts win #Ochaco just likes causing mischief to spice up life a little bit #Ochaco and Izuku are like Loki #They cause problems but come up with solutions #Tosho set things on fire as a problem AND as a solution #Medusa helps others solving their problems but is only solution is murder and he's ignoring his own problems #Hitoshi is baby and he never done anything wrong 😔 #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha shoto #villain shoto #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco #mha hitoshi #traitor hitoshi #mha denki #villain denki

[plugnuts]

What if, now hear me out, pokemon mystery dungeon but make it style

#bits of banter #which pmd? well. my heart WANTS to say eos but I’ve recently returned to my playthrough of smd so #super mystery dungeon style #there’s a fckin school in it guys. a school. these Pokémon are kids #our protagonist? Stan ofc- his excitable partner has to be Kyle- (only without the mischief I think) #Stan has no fckin clue why he’s here or what’s goin on but hey he’s got a new dad and apparently a new best friend #I need to play through the game some more bc I forget the story but #pmd style #think ab it #(welcome to my midnight thoughts everybody)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Kes!

#Kes #st voyager Kes #uhhh I like redesigning her to look like a little mischief maker #In my mind her personality is a bit naive - very quick on her feet - a bit mischevious/meddling - a tendency to be overconfident #She has a 'I'm sure everything will work out!' mentality #In my Voyager canon Kes & Neelix only ever have a friendship brother/sister relationship #but I do like how even though ocampans typically only have one partner their entire lives (since their lives are so short) #Kes is canonically willing to break up with Neelix! It's interesting - she's a free spirit! #So I think Kes is a bit flirty...not really looking for a long term relationship with anyone though! #She just wants to kinda vibe around wherever she ends up #also she gets white hairs very early which dull to a gray the older she gets #I think it'd be fun if she stuck around Voyager when Seven is introduced and SHE was her mentor-figure instead of the doctor #Bc it'd show growth in my version of Kes (from a more reckless person needing to be mentored to a person who can mentor others) #Doctor mentors Kes and Kes can now mentor Seven in her own different way! #Also bc I thought of the following exchange #Kes: Oh Seven it's always a pleasure talking with you..I never found the time to have kids of my own so it's almost like you're my daughter! #Seven: (staring at this person who she was told is like 3-4 and who looks only slightly older than her) ???????? #st voyager art #st voyager #star trek kes #kes art #canon Kes is too bland for my taste so I will creechafy her #I also love that the doctor spends like so much time with Kes worrying about her and teaching her and everything #and then Kes turns to Tuvok and is like 'you know...you remind me of my dad :)' like DAMN girl the EMH is RIGHT there !! absolutely WRECKED. #Doc: What about me Kes!? #Kes: You remind me of my granny :)

[bluebayard]

GOD I HAVE TO JUST SHARE THESE... FORBIDDEN LANCE PICS BUT

WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR:

Vs.

WHAT YOU GET:

#PITTIEE ARE SO PAWS-ON #HE LITERALLY LIKE. PUT HIS DUKES UP LIKE GIVE ME THE PLASTIC DAD #odie tag #purrsonal #IT WAS SO FUNNY #every now and again he gets a thought in that big head of his and its only mischief <3