#no there is not

[nevoeiross]

churrito should be a more widely used pet name

#like is there anything cutter than calling someone my churrito?!!?!!? #no there is not

[ormspryde]

Is there anything better in life than little tiny kitten mews??

#no there is not

[hurricanewithmyname]

is there a bigger curse than not having a single au where you’re losing me would fit your oc’s

#no there is not

[letstrytonotgetbanned]

Is there anything better than play fighting that ends in sex?

#no there is not

[haven-gum-rockrose]

is there anything better than being prompted to talk at people

#the answer is no #no there is not

[eldritch-thrumming]

is there anything better than taking an edible, eating chipotle, and watching old episodes of real housewives

#no there is not

[poorlittlevampirebaby]

is there any lyric better than "has a wife who is gorgeous, a son who's straight"

#no there is not

[gildedmuse]

So I’ve been rewatching one piece (because why not, I’m basically obsessed) and when watching the parts where Zoro was on Kuragaina (pretty sure that’s what it’s called?) I came to a very important realization:

When Zoro came to the island, all he had was what he was carrying with him. That means that all he had was the one set of clothes he was wearing, and those didn’t end up in the best state. That means that Mihawk was the one responsible for getting him new clothes. So he was free to basically dress Zoro in whatever he wanted. I feel like he probably took advantage of this, given Zoro’s outfit when he turned up on Sabaody again. I mean, he literally stopped wearing a shirt after the time skip. This leads me to the conclusion that Mihawk basically didn’t give him any shirts while on the island, to the point that he just forewent wearing them ever again. I feel like Mihawk definitely abused this power.

Also your tags kill me… “don’t worry, the next time you see him you’ll be a badass in a long coat,” man Law really was trying so hard to be cool the next time he saw Zoro, I bet he practiced lines in the mirror to open up with the next time he saw him. That was the training he went through over the time skip - how to impress Zoro. I’m laughing just thinking about it!

I wish to stressed how many outfits Zoro went through during his time on Kuragaina.

So he's pushed away in this: black pants with an open red striped button up. Look we're not going to talk about his fashion sense right now because that is..... Well that is a whole thesis of unfortunate. The facts are this is what he was wearing and this is all he was carrying on him. He doesn't have a purse full of clothes here guys. These pants, the shirt, these swords. Zoro was set.

Later we see that he's arrived on the island and that well.....

Perona has her needs!

Don't judge her okay! And it's not like she stripped him naked!

....

Probably.

The next time we see Zorro he's got a whole new look. At least from the waist up.

But hey! Listen! We don't know what happened!

Maybe it's the same outfit but the striped shirt got um.... Dyed Bluish green? With all his green blood?

Zoro does bleed green right?

But it's just an unbuttoned shirt! Maybe he got it from Mihawk. Sure it's fitted for him perfectly and not Mihawk's style at all but msybe he hust had it around for.... Reasons.

The same reasons that he had this.

Yes, this is an exact replica of Zoro's pre-timeskip outfit. The one that he wore when he first fought Mihawk! The one he wasn't wearing when he landed on Mihawk's island.

The one Mihawk...

Had an...

Exact copy of....

But! But that was before Mihawk got him his own new clothes!

(Which Mihawk definitely had to have bought. So definitely picked out. And definitely has no shirt and can be very easily stripped off the boy.)

So obvious, Mihawk just had an extact replica of the clothes he first saw Zoro in. In his exact size. Just because.... In case... On his island because....

They're like father and son! There is a non-gay way to explain this!

#no #no there is not #I don't expect most of you to like this post #I just want you to accept the truth contained within #Mihawk had FAR too many clothes simply ready for Roronoa's arrival #one piece #roronoa zoro #dracule mihawk #MiZo #mihawk x zoro #one piece perona #still too sick to do good tags #sorry #amusing musing #ask and you shall receive #Zoro's sense of fashion and/or direction

[geronimostiltonofficial]

is there anything worse than the pain a beautiful boy feels when the campus cafe stops carrying his favourite fun little bev?

#no there is not #soapbox

[mothwingedmyths]

I think there's a possessed Kiwi bandwagon right now so I'm jumping on it

Definitely not my best drawing but not horrible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I forgot the chapter 3 wound bandages I always draw them with though jdsgdgfdjkh

Oh yeah and I impulsively decided to start using the Langtree color palette

#wandersong #kiwi #kiwi wandersong #is there a possessed kiwi tag #no there is not #welp #art #firealpaca #btw the brush i used for the shading/lighting is Watercolor Marker (Round) #i've been meaning to find a new shading style and i really like this one #it's very fun and kind of chaotic but it still looks pretty #it also has a lot more texture than the airbrush lol

[soie-blanche]

Is there anything better than a grilled cheese and tomato soup ???

#no there is not

[astreetsussserenade]

Is there anything sadder than a fanfic author who writes Beautiful, Haunting things but also uses the word “oculars”?

#no #no there is not

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

going insane and reading like 5 billion words of journalism about wrongful convictions in two weeks i think was helpful for my critical thinking skills but has probably made me very annoying for the future about anytime anyone wants to tell me that [scientific or technological tool] showed that [thing happened] because it is bananas how many things extremely commonly taken for granted as being like, meaningful investigative tools, are actually just total made-up nonsense perpetuated by people deluding themselves into thinking they have skills that don't exist. like did you know bite mark analysis is completely fake. most arson "science" that has been historically used by investigators and presented in courtrooms, totally fake. blood-spatter analysis, kernel of truth but in practice basically just lies. fake fake lies. DNA good for unconvicting people but questionable for convicting people because you shed DNA all the time and it's incredibly possible for someone to have a stranger's DNA on them for no meaningful reason. (family members often have each other's DNA on their underwear, because of, like, laundry.) so like now i just basically am walking around looking at any technology or assessment procedure that gets treated as automatic fact like, ok but is this real or is this like the arson thing again

#the big arson thing is that people thought there was a way to tell a difference after the fact between 'natural' fires #and fires set with an accelerant of some kind #but then some guys did an experiment and much to their owns surprise #no there is not

[harryhandstan]

is there any better feeling than swimming all day, taking a cool shower, putting on fresh pjs, and then stuffing your face with pizza before plopping on the couch to watch some Netflix until you get sleepy?

#no there is not #and I get to do it all again tomorrow too! #lindsey rambles

[spectrumswinger]

I'm such a sleepy cozy cuddly bitch and fellas, I gotta say, is there truly any other way to live?

#the answer is no #no there is not #i love little treats and everything is a treat to me #just had coffee and put a bit of cinnamon in it just because i love myself #and ill do it again tomorrow yes i will #whos gonna stop me? #depression?? #let her try #i have naps and cuddles and treats