daring me to take her ball
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Little girls shouldn’tbe awake at these hours, silly!
imma grown ass man
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Nah if they come at me with Kaz's backstory, I'm suing on the grounds of emotional distress
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"Proletarians, to horse!"
Red Army poster from the Russian Civil War (1917 - 1922).
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"watch in crystal clear ultra hd and hdr. upgrade your netflix plan for just $7.50 more a month."
uhhhhhhh. no.
(also, they'll really put the word "just" in front of any amount and hope it works, huh?)
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Y'all ever had a sex dream about someone you're not even remotely attracted to? It's gonna give me The Ick all day I'm not happy
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that’s like playing the superbowl in spain
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Why are cats just like so great?!
idk, I’m just happy I exist in a world where there’s cats 🥰
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"you should find another guiding light" ???
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If anyone wants a really dumb gf, hit me up, I have the perfect person for you. (It’s me, I’m the dumb one)
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tom blyth thirst posts get of my dash challenge
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