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everyonesidolgoro · 23 days
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They really could've made yagami more likeable cause why did they make him dislike poor stray cats who needs help and also that tiny lil thing about him dating barely legal teenagers....
Also his horribly bland outfit. Nothing cunty whatsoever
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argentinosaurus · 10 months
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One thing about me is that llevo SEIS AÑOS intentando leer Operación Masacre SIN ÉXITO
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elbiotipo · 11 months
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una cosa de Succession que no sé como expresarla pero es interesante es que la intro te muestran a los personajes de jóvenes en los 80 o 90 con esas ropas casuales y lentes de sol copados en casas espectaculares, y un poco toda esa onda me hace acordar cuando era (muy) chico y te ibas al doctor y tenían esas revistas viejas de chismes con toda esa farándula(o los programas esos como intrusos en el espectáculo), y no entendías nada pero era como que por alguna razón, vos "sabías" que esa era la gente Copada, la gente De Plata con onda y que era mejor que todos nosotros y tenía tiempo para meterse en bardos sin sentido porque era Joven y Copada y Sexy
y después te los muestran en la actualidad, y te los muestran como realmente son, una manga de forros medio patéticos, y es exactamente como crecer y darte cuenta que toda esa gente De Plata no tiene nada especial excepto, justamente, plata
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Book buddies 🥹
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tealfruit · 10 months
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a new barista took my drink order so I told them all the stuff and he goes "and it's [name], right?" and I'm like oh my reputation precedes me ig.
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Me: I will never write or even think about the Roller Crew's kids. I know they will have some, but I can't really imagine it enough to care Also me: So, Gastón and Nina so took their children on multiple Disney trips, and also many Disney Cruises. I know it would be expensive given that they don't even live in the USA, but this is my imagination and they will have money. Gastón will end up as the CEO of German Castillo's engineering company after he retires.
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Remus: STDs ARE A STATUS SYMBOL. THE MORE YOU HAVE THE COOLER YOU ARE!
Patton, heavy sighs: ... kiddo, if only you’d seen what I’d seen in that infirmary.
Remus, enthusiastically claps: You GOTTA tell me who had the MOST on ‘em? I bet they-
Patton, forcefully smiling: If you mean sick as dog in the middle of- you know what? How about we talk about something... else.
Remus: Uh. How about no?
Patton, crossing arms: Don’t say I didn’t warn you...
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maii-24 · 2 years
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🙃🙃🙃🙃
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405blazeitt · 1 year
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ida <3
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merpisi · 1 month
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whats with lawmakers and enforcing christian values anyway ? do they not know rich people dont go to heaven ? are they stupid
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zialldevine · 3 months
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Heee heee tonight is scheduled time with friends to give humiliatingly wrong answers at trivia and come in last place :)))))
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rogueddie · 1 year
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Eddie isn't this awkward soy boy who'd start stuttering if Steve looks at him. He's also not a confident Dom top type who'd shameless shove Steve around. He's in the sweet spot.
He'd be bouncing around his room with his nerves, going over his simple "hello" so it's the right tone, repeatedly checking that he has everything and literally running in circles with nerves.
Only to get to Steve's, give him a bouquet of flowers, confident as anything and flirting hard enough to make Steve blush.
He fist pumps as soon as Steve looks away because he got it right and it worked too. He goes home and makes notes in his little spreadsheet because he is nerding his way through their relationship. He has a stat chart to keep track of what Steve likes.
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justgowithitplease · 4 months
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Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, and Tim Drake HCs!!
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Dick Grayson:
When I tell you this man would not leave you alone while drunk....
One glass of whiskey and he's fine
Two glasses? You will be stuck to him for the next hour or so
When in public he always has his Arms around your waist, shoulders, hips,
really anything that qualifies as being able to hug you in public without it seeming too weird
expect random wing-dings (his version of the batarang) stuck in the wall next to the bedroom light switch
He's too lazy to get up from cuddling you so he uses his horrible wonderful ranged weapon skills to shut the lights off
Has definitely tazed himself in the balls at least 10 times
Cannot spell 'indubitably' for the life of him, Too many vowels
Failed history as a child and now has a vendetta against George Washington
Spells the British way on 'accident' (totally not to spite George Washington)
Has definitely snorted an entire pixie stick for a quarter
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Y'know that scene in ELF where buddy's in the shower and he's to tall for it? That's him
Has accidentally braked his motorcycle too hard and flipped
Corner of the mouth kisses are a must
Would rather stay in than go out for date night
Why get dressed up in uncomfortable clothes and pay for overpriced food when he could cook some reasonably priced and tasting food and wear sweatpants and a hoodie
Has made it a rule that there will be no children in the house
Made this rule purely against Damian
Also has a rule against pets
Which is why he complained for, like, three days after you got your cat, Bacon (see another fic!!)
About a week after, he had fixed his sleeping position so the cat wouldn't be crushed if it slept between you two
Speaking of which, if that man falls asleep, he will not move
Man sleeps like a stack of bricks on leveled concrete
A bit sensitive about his scars, but has learned to love them
Has an allergy to kiwi
Gets flashbacks frequently, and you're one of the only things that can get him to calm down
This man is more whipped than the cream on top of pumpkin pie
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DnD and MtG nerd
made a pure crab deck based on the three-card landfall and got smacked by Damian
No other option
Poor sleep deprived man has drunken soy sauce instead of his coffee while trying to cook for you
Has alligator rolled in his sleep then gotten up, just to trip and hit his head
Hates thick sweaters
This man absolutely refuses to fall asleep if you're not home (not like he's gonna sleep anyways)
Secretly loves telanovelas
Speaks Spanish, Dutch, Russian, and Arabic
Wanted to be an astronaut when he was a kid
has slide-on slippers, cannot handle the ones that go around his heel
The only blankets on his bed are weighted blankets
All the covers are purple or taupe
Has a state information book he reads on road trips
Dresses like Eddy Burback/Ted Nivison or Mr. Rogers in his civilian life
No inbetween
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knitmeapony · 2 months
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Fake blood recipes
Hey fronds -- I've been meaning for years to put together my recipe book for all the kinds of make-it-in-the-kitchen fake blood that I have tweaked/perfected over the years.
For LARPers, theater nerds, prop makers, etc -- all using things that 1) you can buy in most standard grocery stores or 'health food' stores with maybe one exception 2) you can buy year-round 3) are generally safe to handle (ymmv with allergies, kids, pets, etc, but in general nothing toxic)
yes, SFX makeup is pretty freely obtainable these days, but there's something nice about the DIY and the quick and easy
So just off the top of my head I can write about the following -- any questions I might be missing? Any strong opinions?
(stick the word 'fake' in front of blood for all these):
Materials:
standard corn syrup blood
honey and other syrup bloods for people with sensitivities to corn
blood that drinks well (using thickener, etc) even over several hours
blood that tastes good (cocktail garnishes, maybe some straight up cocktail and mocktail recipes)
blood that's not sweet (most are somehow sugar-syrup based, but there are vegetable juice based bloods that won't make your teeth ache)
Colors:
blood isn't plain red -- good dye balances to use
allergy friendly food dyes
Examples of matchable color swatches of real blood in medical settings, spilled, dried, etc. -- clipped as pure color swatches so you don't have to have possibly uncomfortable pictures lying around
examples of blood variations (blood banks separate red cells from plasma for instance)
making 'other blood' -- edible ways of making green, blue, and glowing blood
Problems to solve:
blood that flows vs blood that dries nicely (the actual material)
blood that looks new/wet even when the material is dry
blood that looks old/dry/scabbed but is still comfortable to touch or wear
Permanent staining blood (for costumes, art projects etc) vs washable blood (for LARPs or stunts at halloween)
Blood that is thin and writes and sprays smoothly (I start with soy sauce, usually); recommended dip pens and brushes
Blood that makes good fingerprints and other shapes
Make your own blood capsules (mouth friendly and otherwise)
Maybe with an extra index on how to make blisters, bubos, and such just with things you can buy at your local drug store.
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giuliettagaltieri · 10 months
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Project: Galatea
Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x AI!reader
Synopsis: Allowing you sentiency made things more complicated between you and Miguel. But Peter Parker from Earth-199999 decides to take on an unfinished impossible project of his late mentor, and possibly bring you and Miguel back together.
Warning: Questionable nerd writing, spiderverse context, angst
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You are one of Miguel O’Hara’s greatest regrets. 
You were created as an artificially intelligent system and with the advancements brought by the time Miguel created you, he was able to make you connect, bond, and feel.  He was lax with your restrictions.  Thinking of you as a companion than a holographic computer system.
He gave you a name that is not patterned to your system, it was just a name he gave you as he thought it suited your features that was just generated by the programming.  He wanted your appearance to be something that is yours, and not something that he created based on what he preferred.
You usually sat on Miguel’s shoulders before he even became Spiderman, working as a bioengineer at Alchemax.  He knows it’s late when you start yawning and you lean on him for a nap, kind of like how someone would put their phone on a power saving mode.
“Miggy, let’s sleep?”  You often say as you plop yourself atop his hair.
He just chuckles as he works on his suit, getting tired of the easily ripped fabric of his previous gear, he decided to create one that is made of unstable molecules.  “You can go offline.  I’ll have to finish this.”
“’M not sleeping if you’re staying up.”  You huff.  “Come on, you can work on that tomorrow.”  You fly in front of him and cross your arms.
He notes how your halo is a bit dimmer.  “Alright.”  He often wondered if you can really get sleepy.  You are created through codes and though it is evident that you can have emotions, you can’t possess qualities the same as a real person would.
Your wings flutter excitedly as you flap them so you can perch yourself back on his head.
It was a little inside joke between you.  You are the rational voice when he is about to do something stupid.  An angel on his shoulder.  Your sudden appearance would often startle his enemies and wonder what the fuck you are and you would simply smile, point at Miguel and say, “I’m his conscience.” 
Your halo and wings often glowed in the softest hue of pink and white.  Their hue depends on your mood.
Miguel yawns as he enters his bathroom.  You shriek and shield your eyes when he lifts his shirt up to strip.
“You pervert!”  You stomp your heel on his forehead and even though he can’t feel it, your annoyance was enough to amuse him, Miguel’s laugh was muffled by his toothbrush. 
You often sit on the faucet as you wait for him to finish his shower.
“What does a shower feel like?”  You muse, your chin resting on your hand while your elbow is perched on your thigh.
“Uh…wet?”
You roll your eyes at his response.  You look away from him when he comes out of the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist.
“It’s refreshing, I guess.”  Miguel shrugs as he scoops your light projected body on his large hand.
Your tiny hands hold his thumb for balance, not that you need it but you felt the need to anyway.
“Go offline now, firefly.  See you in the morning.”
“Don’t forget to buy groceries tomorrow.”  You say before flickering.  “Goodnight, Miggy.”  And you disappear.
“Goodnight, Y/N.”  He smiles.
On Sundays, you both share lazy mornings.  He would often walk around his apartment in nothing but his boxers and you eventually get used to it.  You would sit on his shoulders as he attempted to cook for himself.
“No, it should be three tablespoons of soy sauce, not teaspoons.”  You would correct him every now and then and he would just switch the utensil, knowing that you have unlimited access to the recipes online.
You would lie on your stomach on the throw pillow he would put on his lap as you watched a movie.  “She easily could have transferred the data and he won’t have to go through all that.”  You would comment now and then as your tiny feet sway in the air.  “But that’s fine, I guess, he looks hot fighting the bad guys.”
Miguel would jostle the pillow and you would dramatically roll as you struggled not to fall off, it was probably because of the spatial awareness he gave you.
You would often sulk when he goes on dates.  Not responding when he asks you how to tie the piece of fabric that should be his tie.  He often found you sitting on top of the bookshelf, your knees tucked to your chest as you drew shapes on the dust covered surface, the shapes not really being made, reminding you that you are only a projection, a hologram, an artificial being, someone who can’t be with Miguel.
“Oh, come one, firefly.”  Miguel would sigh as he watched the soft glow behind the books.  “It’s only a date.”  But you don’t reply.
When he comes home, earlier than he should have been, he’s a little disappointed when you don’t greet him. 
“Y/N?  Where are you?”  He calls as he looks around his apartment.  His hands are already loosening his tie.  “Come on, I didn’t even kiss her.”
Miguel chuckles lightly as he sees your head pop out from behind the picture frame containing a silly photo of the two of you.  “You didn’t?”  You ask.
“Nah, her breath stinks of onions.”  Miguel throws his coat on the sofa and he collapses next to it.
You giggle and you fly to him, landing on his chest, laying down on your stomach once more as your hands support your cheeks.  “Yeah?  You didn’t like her?”  You ask a little excitedly.
Miguel shakes his head as he keeps his eyes on you.  He smiles when you cheer out of happiness.
He would also have fun watching you play dress up in front of his holographic tablet.  He’s in his bed, just lounging and you’re on his abdomen, swiping the screen to find a new dress to wear.  Miguel glances at the clock on his nightstand.  You’ve been at it for hours.
“I like this one, what do you think, Miggy?”
The man turns to look at you, only for his spit to go down the wrong tube, making him hack.  “What the hell is that?”
You look at the white skin tight dress that covers your tiny holographic body.  “A dress?”
Miguel frowns at you.  “Says who?”
A cute brow is raised at him.  “Calvin Klein.”
He clicks his tongue.  “It looks like underwear.  The fuck would you choose such an old brand for?”
You scoff and continue to scroll to look for something else.  “It’s a classic.”
“Well, I don’t like it.”
Then it happens one day.
You are helping Miguel battle Mysterio when he meets her.  He caught her just before she fell to her death.
Next thing you knew, they were going on dates. 
“Yeah, I know.  I’ll deal with the symbiote sighting tomorrow evening.”  He says hurriedly as he makes his way to his front door but you land on the doorknob and you look at him angrily.
“You can’t choose a girl over an entire city!”  You say sternly as you place your hands on your hips.
Miguel raises a brow and smirks down at you.  “What an exaggeration.  Are you jealous?”
Your frown deepens.  “Miguel, you can’t seriously go on a date when Carnage is at large!”
He straightens up and looks at you, annoyed.  “If I wear the mask all the time, I’ll go mad.  Just let me be Miguel O’Hara for tonight.”
Miguel does not return to his apartment that night.
And you don’t respond to his calls for a week. 
“You’re such an inconvenience, Y/N.”  He quips.  “I made you so you can help me with my work.”  He says as he looks around for the villain that was wreaking havoc in the city.  “Stop sulking and do your job!”
You would reluctantly pop out and help him, only speaking when needed, giving him the information that he needs and nothing more.
It was difficult for you to watch Miguel slowly fall in love with her, and even more so when he loses her.
He became sad and angry, very angry.
“Miguel?  You need to rest.”  You say softly as you watch him perfecting an experiment.  You peer on his work and your eyes widen when you see a powerful focused energy hovering on Miguel’s work table.
You immediately fly to his face.  “Are you mad?  Do you realize what you are doing?”  He turns to the other screen but you follow him around.  “You can’t tamper with time and space like that.”
All lights suddenly go off and Miguel exhales deeply through his nose, his eyes full of rage as he glares at you.  “Power it back on.”  His voice is low and it was the first time you have ever felt fear because of him but you stand your ground.
The man does not falter with his disapproving look on you but you refuse to power his computers back to life.  You won’t just stand around and let him interfere with the natural order.
“My name is Miguel O’Hara and I am authorizing a shutdown sequence.”  He says and you frantically look around as a bright red screen flashes behind you.
“Miguel, don’t do this!”  You cry to him, your eyes begging as you press your tiny hands on his cheeks but his eyes remain cold as he stares at the screen.
“Commence shut down of the Intelligent Digital Assistance System.  Project name: Galatea.”  Miguel looks at your pleading eyes.  “For good.”
He watches your eyes fill with sadness before your form flickers just like how it used to whenever you whisper ‘Goodnight.’  And he watches the pixelated tear roll down your cheek before you disintegrate into a million tiny pieces.
The events that followed after his decisions of tampering with the fragility of the multiverse was his punishment. 
There was no undoing it all.
He wished he just listened to you when you tried to stop him.  It wouldn’t have come to all of this.
Now, he dedicates his life to protecting what else is left.  Trying to keep the multiverse intact to prevent the same mistake from happening.
And Lyrate Lifeform Approximation was created, or Lyla. 
Miguel made her different from you.  Lyla is created to be more objective, more functional, with just a right amount of spunk for a bit of personality.
The Spider Society was then formed.  A strike force dedicated to keep the multiverse from tearing apart.
In there, he found a sense of sympathy.  The people in there suffered just like him.  A lot of spider-people were in pain.  But not all of them knew how to follow orders.  Not thinking about the consequences of their actions.  Never willing to sacrifice a portion of themselves for the greater good.
Like Miles Morales.
Or Peter Parker of Earth-199999.
They both came around eventually, after a couple or more heart attacks from Miguel.
Peter Parker was trying to learn from Spider-Byte and how future tech works.  He was given a specific holographic screen in the corner and he’s been trying to pick it apart for hours. 
“Wow, Ned’s not gonna believe this.”  He whispers as his eyes dart from one file to the other, being connected like faint orange lines.
“Hold on, what’s this?”  Peter mumbles as he taps on a tiny file that is placed separate, somewhere isolated, forgotten.
“Can I?”  Peter scratches his jaw.  “Should I?”  He shrugs before opening the file.  He rolls his chair backward as the tiny file explodes to the most intricate coding he has ever seen.  He saw something like this before.  When he studied Tony’s AIs.  Or at least what was left of them.
He clicks on a file, one of the millions.  A large ‘RESTRICTED’ was flashed on the screen in bold red letters.  He tries again and the same word is flashed.  He tries again and again until he sees Miguel O’Hara himself in front of a mirror and a miniature angel on Miguel’s hand.
“You like it?”  Miguel asked.
The holographic angel nods excitedly, pure joy evident in her eyes.  She twirls around in front of the mirror, inspecting her wings and adoring her tiny halo.
“Miggy, it’s perfect!”  You fly up to kiss his cheek.  The connection between you was impossible to miss.
And the screen goes blank.
“Are you kidding me?”  Peter grasps his hair as he jumps around in excitement.  Peter squints his eyes to read the file name.  “Galatea.”
“Greek mythology Galatea?”  Spider-Byte wonders behind Peter.
Peter flinches, his sidersense clouded with the amount of enthusiasm being contained in his body.  “I-I don’t know.  I don’t know yet.  It’s-”
“That’s the file name of my older sister, Y/N.”  Lyla suddenly pops out between them.
“Lyla, you know her?”  Peter asks, not being able to hide his eagerness.  “Is she an AI like you?”
Spider-Byte and Peter look at her in anticipation.  “I’m not sure if I should talk about her.”  She looks skeptical before she breaks into a wide grin.  “Well, there’s no order for me not to so I suppose I can.”
Two sets of eyes follow Lyla around as she glitches towards Peter’s screen and she pops up a photo of you sitting on Miguel’s head as the two of you wore similar aviators. 
“She’s Miguel’s first AI companion.  Way before the Spider Society was even created, before he was even Spiderman, I think.”  Lyla rubs her chin as she opens her own tiny screens.  “Though, I’m not sure.  Miguel replays their videos together in the dark when he thinks he’s alone but I can’t really find most of her files.”
“It was compressed there.”  Peter points at the screen, trying not to get distracted from what Lyla just told them.  “Did she get corrupted by a virus?”  His thoughts wandered to the articles he read about Ultron.
“No.  She uhm.”  The small screen Lyla created vanished, making her glowing face look a bit dimmer.  “Her program was shut down.”
Spider-Byte glanced at the screen that has you and Miguel in it.  “Why shut down a working program?”
Lyla glances at your face on the screen.  “She was created differently.  More empathetic and subjective.  For some reason, she was sentient.”
Peter gawks at her and he shares a look with Spider-Byte.  “Was that even a possibility?”  Spider-Byte asks.
Shrugging, Lyla gives them a tight-lipped smile.  “Well, it happened, didn’t it?”
“She was sentient but she was shut down?”  Peter asks incredulously.  “Did she go rogue or something?”
Lyla shakes her head no.  “She was the total embodiment of those wings and halo.”
“Then why was her program shut down?”  Peter asked, his face twisted in pure confusion and disbelief.
Lyla doesn’t respond and turns to your picture with Miguel and your matching smiles.
Spider-Byte sighs.  “They got too attached, didn’t they?  Her and Miguel?”
Peter frowns at her question but remembers Wanda and Vision J.A.R.V.I.S. 
An impossible idea pops in Peter’s head.  It’s irrational, risky, and impulsive but those are just some of the qualities Peter got from his mentor.
“Do you think Miguel would give her codes to me?”  Peter blurts.
Lyla and Spider-Byte looks at him as if he just asked if he could go break a canon.
“Absolutely not.”  Was Miguel’s response to Peter when he finally asked the bigboss for your codes. 
Peter curses under his breath.  He even had to ask MJ and Ned to help him create a presentation as to why Miguel should give your codes to him.
 “Oh, come on.  I rehearsed that speech for a week!”
“She holds classified information.  I can’t just give a copy of her to you.”  Miguel says as he taps on his holographic screen.
“Not a copy.  The original code.”  Peter says more seriously.  “Protocols and memory.”
Miguel pauses and glowers at Peter from his shoulders.  The look was enough to make Peter second guess himself but his resolve comes back, stronger than ever.
“I’m trying to bring her back to you.”  Peter says loudly.
This catches Miguel’s attention and he turns to look at Peter from above the platform in his office.
“Elaborate.”  Miguel looks at Peter with a blank expression.
Peter pumps his fist secretly and clears his throat before speaking.
“I am currently studying bioorganics and I’m trying to complete an unfinished project of my mentor, Mr. Stark.  He created a synthetic body that is not made of vibranium but something that is made of organic materials.  You know, like a real person.” 
Miguel looks at the screen next to him which is flashing Peter’s proposal.  “And you want Y/N to bring life to that thing?”
“Well, it won’t be easy without the mind stone but I heard she’s quite sentient.”  Peter explains while gesturing with his hand way too much, clearly nervous.  “That is also assuming that her operational matrix adapts to the organic body.”
“What if you fail?  I’ll lose all her data.”  Miguel says, a threatening tone clearly heard in his voice.
“Last time her file was opened was years ago.”  Peter quickly shut his mouth when Miguel throws him a dangerous look.  “What I’m trying to say is, this is a chance.  You could potentially see her again, this time, with a physical body.”
Miguel heaves a sigh and chooses to glare at the walls instead.
“I know something painful must have happened for you to shut down her program like that.  But it doesn’t feel right to trap a sentient being in a set of codes.”  Peter frowns at his feet and grumbles the next words.  “Come on man, I’m trying to give you a chance to apologize to her, face to face.”
Silence fills the entire room.
Peter is waiting for Miguel to yell again but he is taken aback when he looks up to see a defeated and longing look plastered on Miguel’s face.
“Just…”  Miguel pauses, it was difficult for him and Peter can see it.  “Don’t destroy her code.”
“Thank you, Mr. O’Hara.  You won’t regret it!”  He beams at Miguel.
“I sure hope not.”  Miguel turns to his screens to resume his work.  “And Mr. O’Hara was my father.  You can call me Miguel.”
Peter wasted no time and started working on the project right away when he got back to Earth-199999.
It was difficult, trying to follow Bruce and Tony’s work.  Especially when the body is more susceptible and reactive.  You even had the anatomy of a real person, inside and out.
The project was something that Peter cannot do on his own.  He needed his friends and MJ and Ned were more than willing to help.  Both were hesitant with the thought of literally bringing an AI to life, considering what happened before in Sokovia.  They did not know you, MJ and Ned, they were wary as they should be with all the risks they were about to make.
Peter had to turn your code upside down, in and out, trying to look for glitches or any malicious intent but found none.
The three of them are taken by surprise as to what your synthetic body could do.
It was MJ who noticed first.  You have a lymphatic system.
By next week, Ned finds out that you have a fully functional endocrine system.
There was always something in you that they discover for the first time when they delve deeper.  Which makes it difficult for them to make real progress.  Just as they thought they made a breakthrough, your synthetic body just shows another ability that blurs the line between you and humanity.
“You need to stop looking at her like a robot.”  Miguel tells him one day as Peter seeks any advice from him, considering that he did work in Alchemax as a bioengineer.  “Treat her like how you would treat a human.”
That was when Peter decided that just him and his friends can’t do it alone.  They were only college students!
This project calls for someone who has a doctorate in medicine and knows the human body like the back of their hand.
It was difficult for them to get Stephen Strange to have a look at the setbacks they encountered in your body.  But when given the right information and told what he wanted to hear, Stephen was already opening a portal to Peter’s dorm room.
“I’ll tell you what’s the problem.”  Stephen says.  “Some of her neurons are meeting in a terminal.  Electrical impulses can’t get through, causing circuit failures.”
Peter squints on the holographic screen that Stephen zoomed in.  “Yeah.  That’s where the mind stone is supposed to be.”
“But the AI has an awakened consciousness, she won’t be needing it.”  Stephen mutters more to himself.  “And the mind stone's already gone.”
Ned walks over to look at the screen, a cup of hot chocolate in his hands.  “But you’ll be able to redirect them, won’t you?”
Stephen does not respond, only staring intently at the holographic form of your shell.
MJ glances at the anxious look on Peter’s face as he awaits Stephen’s answer.  When silence still follows, MJ rolls her eyes.
“Don’t get your hopes up too much, Ned.”  She sighs, making Stephen narrow his eyes.  “There could be a thousand neu-”
“A trillion.”  Strange emphasizes.
“A trillion neurons to redirect.  He might be a neurosurgeon but he is not a miracle worker.”
Ned sucks in a breath and raises his cup to his lips and sips quietly, eyes wide, awaiting Stephen’s response.
Stephen suddenly rips off the sling ring and slips it somewhere in his robes.  Peter takes a step back, almost getting hit by Stephen dramatically taking off his cape.  “I’m about to become your deus ex machina.”
MJ snatches a piece of bread sitting on Peter’s dining table and takes a bite, sending a wink to Peter.
“Stark really outdid himself.”  Stephen marvels at your intricate anatomical structure.  “The shell does mimic the human body, the nerves, fiber, and vessels.”  Stephen squints at something and hums.  “But there’s the issue of physiology.”
Peter looks at the metallic casket and to Stephen.  “What about physiology?”
Stephen points at the left side of your pelvis.  “That’s an ovary.”  He drags his finger on the screen to point at the right side.  “There’s another one here.”
Peter could only look at Stephen.  Waiting for him to confirm what was running in Peter’s head.
Surely Tony did not think that far ahead to give you that ability.  That is ethically ambiguous.
“It is possible that it is not functional.”  Stephen rubs his jaw.  “Perhaps we could think of it as a vestigial organ for now.”
Peter simply nods, following Stephen as he zooms in on your lumbar spine.
“She has a functional endocrine system.”  Ned recalls, making Stephen whip towards him.  “I ran a noninvasive test and I detected traces of estrogen, progesterone, and FSH.”
Stephen runs a hand on his face.  “And hCG?”
Ned ponders for a moment.  “Yeah, human chorionic gonadotropin was also there.”
MJ clutches her bread a little too tight.  “She is capable of gestation?”  Her voice came out as a shaky whisper.
All eyes turn to Stephen who shakes his head.  “That is ridiculous!”  He chuckles dryly.  “That shouldn’t be possible.”  He stares at the holographic image of the synthetic shell.  “Was Stark trying to play God?”  His voice was starting to raise, his fist clenching.
“Whoa, I’m sure that’s not it.”  Peter raises a hand nervously as he gulps. 
Strange points at the casket.  “You realize you’ll be bringing a being to life that isn’t supposed to exist.” 
“She has a name!”  MJ interjects.
“You understand that you are overstepping your mortal bounds.”  Stephen continues.
Peter looks at Stephen, shocked.  “Please, sir!  I-I only want to finish this project for Mr. Stark.”  He points at your holographic body.  “And set her free from her digital prison.  We are about to give her a chance to live, like really live.”
Stephen glances at your metallic casket warily.
“She’s not a villain.”  Peter says more calmly.  “I checked her code a thousand times.”
Stephen shakes his head. 
“I can’t believe I’m about to take part in a project that is the peak of Stark’s god complex.”
Peter grins. 
The chance of meeting you does not seem so impossible anymore.
Miguel watches Peter Parker of Earth-199999 with a sharp glare. 
The “project” that the kid told him about has been going on for six months but he has been given zero updates regarding your progress.
His jaw tightens when he catches the kid stealing a glance at him from across the cafeteria in HQ before ducking his head again.
“Why don’t you go ask him what’s wrong?”  Peter B says blankly at Miguel as he stuffed his mouth with fries.  “Kid’s been doing that for the past hour.”
Miguel scoffs.  “If he has something to say, he will be the one to approach me.”
For the past months, Miguel has been dropping hints to Avenger Peter, the nickname seems to really make the kid happy so the entire Spider Society just rolled with it.  Miguel made sure to assign him on missions that might aid his project.  The kid can be dense sometimes in picking up indirect messages but Miguel does it anyway, almost sighing out a breath of relief when he watches Peter’s eyes glimmer with realization.
“Whope- Okay!  I gotta run.  See you around, Miguel.”  Peter B snatches his drink and clumsily leaves.
Miguel glares at the man’s retreating form before he hears his name being called.
“What?”  Miguel spits.
“Uh, is this a bad time?”
Miguel looks to his side and narrows his eyes at Avenger Peter.  Finally, he mustered the courage.
“What is it?”  Miguel straightens, his enormous arms crossing in his chest, looking a bit threatening.
 Peter looks at the empty seat in front of Miguel, he’s not sure if it’s rude to just sit there without being invited to but he does it anyway.
“It’s about Y/N.”  Peter whispers rather too loudly, basically defeating its purpose.
Miguel’s eyes flickered with fury, making Peter swallow harshly, trying to choose his words very carefully.
“I know I really took my time with the project but the good news is that we successfully transferred her code to the shell.”
Oftentimes, Miguel would pitch in sarcastic comments but he can feel the weight in Peter’s words that he finds himself closely listening, trying to take in every detail that Peter shares.
“We managed to synthesize her code and reprogrammed her synapses to sync and adapt to the body.”  Peter heaves a breath.  “But the thing is, we can’t get to wake her up.”
The crushing feeling of losing someone again was not easy for Miguel to ignore but he nodded at Peter’s words.
“Did you try amping the power source?”  Miguel suggests.
Peter nods slowly.  “Yes.  We tried from nuclear fission to the arc reactor.”  Peter leans back on the cafeteria bench, looking too nonchalant despite the shadiness of his words, Miguel won’t be surprised if one day he finds out that the kid’s locked up in prison for conducting mad experiments.  “I was thinking of contacting Thor but I really didn’t know how.”
Miguel masks the disappointment in his eyes with a stern look.  “Did you make sure that you got all her system matrix properly embedded in the body?”
“Definitely!”  Peter nods.  “It’s like she’s far away, dreaming.  She’s there but she’s also not.  Y/N’s shutting us out.”
A pindrop silence befalls them.
“What did you say?”  Miguel says sharply to Peter as he leans slightly forward.
The kid unconsciously leans backward.  “Y/N’s…shutting us out?”
It all clicks in Miguel’s head. 
“She needs me.”
Peter’s eyes widened at his bluntness.  “Huh?”
“I designed her program to only respond to me.  I shut off her system.  Of course.  Her protocol does not recognize you.”
Slowly, Peter catches up, his eyes widening in barely contained excitement.  “Is she programmed to activate upon voice command?”
Miguel rises to his feet, quickly making his way out of the cafeteria while Peter giddily follows, the largest smile plastered on his face.
“I’m certain I can get her to respond.”  Miguel mutters as he taps into his multiverse gizmo.
The familiar building up sound of the portal fills the air and soon enough a cluster of patterns and colors emerge right in front of them. 
With purpose in his steps, Miguel crosses the portal headed to Earth-199999, to you.
Peter’s room was nothing short of underwhelming compared to the building they just stepped out of but Miguel can see the traces of genius scattered around the room.
On top of a desk, piled notes for astrophysical physics.  Next to the kitchen sink, a perpetual motion machine that is made of the most tedious house materials.  In a corner, a phone is being charged and is hanging by the charger cord.
The lights suddenly power off, coating the room in darkness.  “I know you’re sensitive to lights.”  Peter shrugs, to which Miguel only nods.
“Stop right there!”
Miguel turns to see a girl threatening him with a piece of…toast?  And another kid who is doing a very poor karate stance.
“No, MJ, Ned.  It’s fine, he’s here to help Y/N.”  Peter raises his hands and steps in between Miguel and the other kids.
“Where is she?”  Miguel asks.
The kid trying to do the karate stance points to the corner of the room that is covered by a screen.
Miguel easily slips past them, he didn’t even have to try. 
He ignored the calls as his feet just led him to where you are.  He didn’t know what he should be expecting to see.  But he knew it wasn’t the metallic casket.
“She’s in there.”  Peter stands next to him.  “It’s powered enough and it should activate when you power her system on.”  Miguel can only nod at Peter’s words.  “We don’t have a hypothesis yet as to what would happen when she rises.  But we could probably expect that she would manifest signs similar to someone who just woke up from cryosleep.  Orthostatic hypotension could also be a possibility-”
Peter pauses when he feels MJ’s hand on his shoulder.  MJ nods to Miguel’s pained expression.
The time they spent on your project was enough to drive them nuts and they are dying to see you but looking at Miguel’s face, they know they might never fully understand the longing he feels.
Peter does not know what happened between you two but he can ask another day.  He watches how Miguel’s fingers carefully brush the metallic casket.  If Peter didn’t know better, he would have been greatly disturbed with the amount of vulnerability the man is showing.
“Well, we’re gonna step out for a bit as you wake her up.”  Peter says with a softer smile gracing his lips.  “And I really appreciate the hints you drop every now and then.”
MJ smiles at Peter and she interlaces their hands together.  Ned nods at the two and follows them out.
The soft footsteps soon fade and the sound of the door locking into place reaches Miguel’s ears.
A quiet buzzing was audible from the box that contained you.  It must have been the energy they tried to power you with.  But it was endearing to him in some way that only he could wake you.
There were only a few times where a man of such stature as Miguel O’Hara was brought to his knees.  This was one of them.  His knees hit the cheap fabric of the carpet and his weight bears on his skin.  Miguel lay his hand flat on the cool surface of the metallic box.  And he leans his forehead to it.
With his voice hoarse, he whispers your name.  He swallows the rest of the words.  He does not know why.  He cannot wait a second longer to see you but the fear grips him hard, just like how it did for years. 
It was a cruel terror but his desire to see your face again overpowers any fear.
“My name is Miguel O’Hara and I am authorizing a startup sequence.” 
Miguel grits his teeth when he does not hear the same beeping sounds that precedent your arrival.  His forehead creasing at the memory of you begging him not to lock you away.  He did not deserve you, not after what he did.  But Miguel O’Hara is a selfish man and he would stop at nothing to have you back.
“Commence booting of the Intelligent Digital Assistance System.  Project name: Galatea.”  He sucks in a breath, this time, meaning the next words with all honesty.  “For good.”
Silence has never been louder.  It clogged the room, suffocating him.
“Please, wake up.”  He brushes his lips on the freezing cold case.
A hiss is released by the contraption and Miguel’s eyes widen as he steps back to see you better.  But as more hissing sound came, vapor flooded the area where the metallic flaps were slowly opening.
Then a hand grasped on the opened flaps, then came distressed gasping.
“Y/N!”  Miguel didn’t know what he was doing, his body was acting on its own as he hopped inside the casket to help you sit up.
Your hair covers your face and Miguel reaches to brush them to the side, his large calloused hand rubs on your bare back to soothe you.  It felt unreal to finally have you in his grasp, hearing you, seeing you.
You whimper in pain when a particular cough rasped on your throat.
“Hey, take it easy.”  Miguel whispers as he crouches down so he can see you eye to eye.  “Breathe.”
And when you look up to him with your eyes heavy with exhaustion, Miguel halts his movements as he feels himself being caught up in a temporal illusion.
Time, space, everything felt irrelevant the moment your eyes met his.
“M-Miggy?”  You whisper.
Miguel breaks into a disbelieving smile.
He watches your moonlight bathed face contort to confusion.  You raise your delicate fingers, reaching out to his face but stopping just before your skin touches.  You hesitate, not sure if what you see before you is truly the man you loved.
The tips of your fingers brush on his cheek so softly, he almost doesn’t feel it and you let them run across his warm skin so you can cup his cheek.
Your chapped lips break to the smile he missed and loved so ardently.
He closes his eyes as he lets your fingers dance on his skin.  He holds in a breath when your fingertips smooth out the crease on his forehead and his much larger hand captures your wrist.
For so long, he wanted to apologize.  He did, countless of times, in the darkness and silence of his room, to a photo of you.  His apologies only floating in the air, unheard.
“What I did to you was wrong.  Everyday, I regret it.  I promised you happiness when I created your code but I upset you and I have no right to be hurting in the way that I am.  I was so stupid for shutting your system down when you were only looking out for me.”
The moonlight bathed you, making you glow, an ethereal sight to behold.
“I wasn’t ready to say goodbye when you shut down my program.”  You say as you place your hands on his shoulders.  “But there is nothing you can ever do to make me stay mad at you.” 
He was about to protest when you hushed him.
“I know.”  You smile at him tenderly.  “You don’t have to say anything else.  I know.”
Miguel could feel his chest tightening.  The complexity of the quantum physics, he has no trouble understanding, but what you do to him, he is easily lost.  “I don’t deserve you, firefly.”
You nod.  “No, you don’t.”  You yawn before flashing him a sleepy smile.  “But I’ll stay with you anyway.”
He chuckles, eyes boring into yours. 
You are as stubborn as he remembers you to be.
Your breath mixes together as you let yourselves draw to each other.
His arm slips to your waist, pulling you flush to him.
“Pervert, I’m not decent.”  You mumble against his lips.  “I have so many questions.”
“Save them for later.”  Miguel captures your lips in his.  You let out the deepest breath you have taken and you let him mold your lips together.  “I screwed up.”  He slots your bottom lip between his and he nibbles.  “But I could spend the rest of my life making it up to you.”
You hum, amused.  “Are you sure about that?”  He kissed your shoulder.  “I can be quite a handful.”
The corner of Miguel’s lips tugs upwards.  “Believe me, I know.”
A teasing smile creeps on your lips and the half-lidded eyes that you are giving him are making him feel fuzzy, it was like you were never apart.
“You are so in love with me.”  You press the tip of your finger to his chest, teasingly accusing him.
He shakes his head as he laughs.
“Always have been.”
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blindmagdalena · 8 months
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Too much owie angst
Here's a silly one: how does homie react when his s/o says they don't really like milk at all?
"You don't have any milk?" "I told you I have soy milk."
Homelander closes the fridge, shooting you an incredulous look. "Juice. You have soy juice. Why don't you have milk?"
You can't help but laugh a little, bewildered by the intensity in his voice. "Because I don't drink it?"
"You're not lactose intolerant," he says, eyes narrowing with all the scrutiny of a detective.
"I didn't say I can't drink it, I said I don't. I don't know, I just think it's kind of gross," you say with a shrug.
"It's not gross," he shoots back, visibly affronted. "Everyone drinks milk. It's America's favorite beverage."
Something in the way he says that reminds you of a television ad.
"I'm sorry, I thought you were Homelander, not Captain American Dairy Industry," you laugh, but he looks wholly unimpressed, and is actually starting to border on outright sulking.
He's never liked being teased.
You lift your hands placatingly. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry I said that it's gross. While I think it's weird that you refer to milk as 'America's favorite beverage,' I'm going to look passed that, and next time I'm at the store, I will get milk just for you," you say, taking his face into your hands and pulling his pouty lips down into a quick kiss.
When you draw back, he's got a charmed little smile. Apparently not even your abhorrent milk opinions can sour the gift of a tender kiss.
"Thank you," he says quietly, stroking your cheek with a gloved thumb. "...It is, you know. Statistically speaking."
"It is what?"
"America's favorite beverage, aside from water."
You roll your eyes, smiling. What a nerd.
But he's your nerd.
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