#no one can prove me otherwise

[voidfins]

anyway so like, here's an oldie i drew when i saw this meme

#fnaf sb #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #ok but tell me that image DOESNT fit him #because it does. #of COURSE it does #no one can prove to me otherwise #scribbles

[umboocowju]

When a young demon emperor finds a pretty, sad and icy doll under the moonlight, he can do nothing but fall in love 🌕

What happens when Shen Jiu decides he had enough of all the people around him and fakes his death? And what would he do if found by Tianlang-jun when he has nowhere to go and nothing to push him forward?

I had this idea out of nowhere, in which disciple!sj gets so pissed after the well mission, and he is also so so tired of everything for a while now, he decides to just... go away.

He doesn't even wait for lqg or sqh, doesn't even care about taking the carriage back to cqm, he just hops on xiu ya and flies as fast as he can while dealing with how hurt he is.

No one would care if he left, right? It isn't like yqy would miss him, he would be so happy to not have to deal with his dirty past and never ending guilt. Qi-ge is already dead after all, and Qi-ge was everything he had.

He also knew not one of his martial siblings would care either. Without him there, they wouldn't have to deal with his moods, or rumors about his lechery, dirty tricks... They would also be happier. So, no one is losing anything if he doesn't return, right?

[cw: self-harm and how sj fakes his death] Sj finds a river. He takes off his robes, as if about to take a bath and leave them properly folded, as he'd do usually.

He gets in the river, and instead of taking a bath, he lets the water carry him. He cuts a bit of his hair, and let them tangled on some logs. He uses his nails to leave scratches on the river banks, as if he fought to get back to dry land, leaving broken pieces of them there.

They would say that he was probably on the verge of a qi deviation. Maybe he was too tired or had his cultivation blocked somehow... Or maybe they would just say that he was too weak. The story would go and tell that he was bathing when attacked. That he fought for his life.

They would see the desperate marks of him trying to keep himself alive. They would see the marks of his sword, his nails, the presence of his hair, his disturbed qi and his blood. They would know, then, that he was devored, with no body to find, to bury.

With his arm bleeding, a cut made by himself, and his body hurting because of his actions, he contemplates what to do with his beloved sword. Would he need to break her? Leave her shards to prove he was dead?

And it is then that he notices the presence of another, and his eyes find those of a demon. Maybe faking his death wasn't needed after all.

(dumbass thought he'd be killed and instead gets a demon to pamper him and call him pet names, mostly doll because oh he is so pretty and inhuman it doesn't make no sense for him to be anything but a piece of art---)

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #tianjiu #tianlang jun #art #and text too #kinda wanna continue writing about this right now ghnrhnrh #tlj would love sj cold demeanor and bitting tongue and no one can prove me otherwise #sj is moved by spite and tlj loves it #oh yeah wait lemme #blood #nudity #yeah now i think everything is properly tagged #anyways #yeah gay #umboosfancontent #umboos art #boostianjiu

[lets-try-some-writing]

Does Soundwave get to see sparkling Rafael from time to time? He deserves some Baby Time on occasion

For the sake of the timeline of this Au, I am breaking request order to answer this. But simply put, yes. Soundwave gets babysitting rights sometimes.

Little Cassette

The moment he saw Rafael, Soundwave was sold on the idea of taking care of the little cassette even if he had to fight Optimus for the right. Rafael was so small, so vulnerable, and so very much in need of a carrier. A Sire can only do so much for a cassette or any minicon really. Sooner or later the minicon in question will need a carrier to instruct them and to nurture them in a way that no other can. However Soundwave has never been one to rip sparklings away from their caretakers, hence his meeting with the Prime coming as soon as Megatron had his back turned.

It was a dark rainy night when he met Optimus out in a secure location. Both were wary of the other and for good reason. However after a while of tense staring, Soundwave broke down first.

Soundwave: Sparkling Cassette: Requires Carrier Unit.

Optimus: What are you getting at Soundwave?

Soundwave: Soundwave is Carrier Unit. Can provide services.

Optimus was of course incredibly skeptical. Soundwave was nothing if not loyal. Letting the Decepticon into base to interact with Rafael was asking for Megatron to find their location. And yet as he looked at Soundwave, he found himself oddly compelled. He could see the sincerity in the spymaster, the pure desire to care for a sparkling not too dissimilar from Optimus's own. Besides, he wouldn't have put it past Soundwave to steal his youngest sparkling from him should he fail to come to some sort of agreement.

As such after several hours of hashing out the details, Soundwave was granted access to Rafael on a few conditions. 1. He may never reveal the location of the base. 2. He may not use any consoles or touch Autobot data. And 3. He may not take Rafael out of the base without express permission or supervision. They were simple rules, but if Starscream of all mecha was willing to follow a similar creed, Optimus was willing to give Soundwave the benefit of the doubt. And it didn't take all that long for the spymaster to begin making his visits. He always appeared the in the dead of night, never coming to base during the day for reasons he never bothered to specify. The team were mostly recharging whenever Soundwave came by, but since Optimus was going to be up anyway to care for Rafael, he was the one who opted to keep an optic on the spymaster during his visits. Soundwave for his part never made any noise and kept quiet when he visited.

It started small at first. Soundwave would only watch Rafael and play with him while Optimus prepared the sparkling's fuel in the dead of night. Then he began carrying Rafael around, rocking him and playing Cybertronian lullabies as the Prime worked. Soon after he began assisting in everything Rafael needed in relation to his care. Things that were once done during the day like cleaning his growth plates and gears became a nightly activity instead since Soundwave began visiting and took over the chore. Before long Rafael became more and more nocturnal to facilitate this change, causing him to also become more active much to Soundwave's delight.

The next thing Optimus knew, Soundwave began turning off his alarms and completely took over Rafael's care at night. The first time it happened he almost had a spark attack for a plethora of reasons. Did he leave Rafael to starve all night? Did Soundwave steal him? What if something terrible happened because he was stupid enough to sleep through his alarms?!?!?

Optimus: *Flying down the hall and into the main part of the base* WHERE IS MY SPARKLING!? Soundwave: *Staring at Optimus with a spoonful of jellied energon halfway to Rafael's mouth* ...

Optimus: ...

Soundwave: Cassette: Healthy. Fueling: Taken care of.

Optimus: ...

Soundwave: Prime: Needed rest. Soundwave: Took care of cassette.

Optimus spent the next three weeks staying awake just to make sure that Soundwave wasn't trying to trick him and find an opportunity to do something. When he physically couldn't remain awake due to the stress of the day, Ratchet took over his role of faithful watcher. And Ratchet was far more critical. He looked for any and all excuses to call out Soundwave and get him the frag away from Rafael. But no matter how long Ratchet watched, even prodding at times, Soundwave never did anything that wasn't in Rafael's best interest. The spymaster became Rafael's carrier and not a spark could stop him with how quickly the sparkling bonded to him.

During the day, Rafael was Optimus's and Optimus's alone. But at night, the tides shifted and Rafael was in Soundwave's care. The spymaster brought things for Rafael once the team were comfortable enough with him to recharge while he looked over the minicon sparkling. He brought small toys, old Cybertronian Knick knacks that he had held onto, story datapads to read to Rafael, and he even began bringing Laserbeak with him. Laserbeak came to quickly adore Rafael, often rubbing up against her new little brother with contented chirps, much to Rafael's joy.

Eventually Soundwave began his real work as a carrier. Minicon's need someone to bond to in order to feel safe and to regulate their highly emotive mental states. Those that had gestalts did not require this, but since Rafael only had his Sire, Soundwave did not feel bad at all beginning his work. He began slowly allowing Rafael inside of his carrying compartment, and while Rafael could not yet transform, it was a good start for him to get used to the idea of being carried by another mech. Rafael took a while to get used to the idea, but grew to be comfortable being carried around by Soundwave in his compartment. Then once he was content, Soundwave began to process of reaching out to Rafael, tentatively attempting to establish a bond. He would never dare try to take Rafael away from Optimus, but he also would not leave the small minicon sparkling without a proper guardian. After all, if Optimus and his Autobots were to fall, he wanted Rafael to be comfortable with him and thus be able to move on should the need arise.

With time, Rafael came to accept this offered bond bit by bit. Soundwave never rushed the sparkling, taking all the time in the world to bond with him and allow Rafael to relax. For if nothing else, Soundwave was loyal. He would wait for his little cassette to calm. And then when Rafael was older, he would begin the process of bonding to the sparkling completely (with Optimus's consent of course).

#maccadam #transformers #transformers prime #tfp kids as sparklings #rafael esquivel #soundwave #team prime #fluff #soundwave is a dad and no one can tell me otherwise #I imagine he looked over at Rafael and went “Is anyone gonna adopt that” #and he didn't wait for an answer #him and prime probably are always trying to prove that they are the favorite parent

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic! #i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha! #also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please... #rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened! #they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers.... #the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Ginny: Got my train ticket, got my boys, my work here is done Jack: Uh, we are not her boys Tommy: Yeah we are Jack: Yeah we are

#jack has a soft spot for these two and no one can prove to me otherwise #old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #tommy adkins #ginny estep #jt fields #jack timothy fields iii #jack of the wood #jack #incorrect quotes #source: doctor who

[bylrndgm]

Hear me out: we're in 4x08 and the Cali gang is looking for “Nina” and at one point Jonathan stops the van to check if Mike located the computer correctly, given Suzie's coordinates.

Just for context: this is the first time we are shown the Cali gang after the van scene.

The sequence is the following:

Nothing wrong right? Just four guys trying to see if they're going the right way? Well, yes, but the whole "straight, straight, straight..." thing stood out to me.

During the van scene, like many others, I've always got the feeling Jonathan wanted to blow Mike's head up: he couldn't quite get his head around the fact that Mike didn't understand Will was talking about his own feelings.

Typically, when you can't understand something, you just stop and think through that -> Jonathan stops the van, before he gets too lost in trying to make some sense of what he had witnessed minutes prior

Mike doesn't understand why Jonathan stopped the van -> he doesn't think there's anything to make some sense of

If you understand where I'm trying to go here, Jonathan then, wants to prove Mike wrong regarding his calculation (but in the analogy, also regarding his "pretending to be straight").

The calculation is correct and Mike's facade of the "straight guy" doesn't crack at all (remember: we're from Jonathan's pov -> he stopped to think, but all the facts bring to Mike being actually straight).

But that doesn't make sense = it doesn't make sense that Mike is straight (indeed, Jonathan witnessed Mike's monologue in S2 + who knows what else!):

Yes, apparently, Mike is straight: because he's with El, because he didn't react at Will's muted love confession in the back of the van BUT, Jonathan can sense that something doesn't add up, i.e., that Mike isn't really straight.

And his feeling about this is kinda confirmed, because his thoughts are interrupted by Argyle, who found some tracks... and we all know that Argyle is often associated with rainbow imagery.

Ergo, I think that Jonathan actually knows and realized about Mike being queer.

(in the tags i lay out some more evidence ABOUT manual driving lol, but that is more of a crack thing lol)

#byler #mine #mom #i was editing; right? and i stopped because I realized this and I put this down immediately #byler proof #byler evidence #also it's so funny to me; an european; that THAT american van has manual controls for driving #and if you know a little about manual #you have to push both the brake and the clutch to stop #otherwise the engine dies and you'll have to turn it on again #and can you see how jonathan's right leg is hidden by the left one? #in the next shot mike is on the right and will on the left #-> this proves my theory: both of them are queer but mike is still in the closet #lol bye

[bruciemilf]

So, as a plushie fan myself and being highly considerate of my plushies, I can feel that Bruce and the kids have had some ridiculously comic moments with the plushies at some point in the whole situation.

I feel that at some point, when the siblings are reunited, one of them decided it was a good idea to prank Bruce with one of the stuffed animals he frequents the least. I mean, not that he ignores, just that he's the one that hasn't been getting as much attention lately as the others.

So, while all of Bruce's kids are considering a whole elaborate plan on how to accommodate the stuffed animal or something (like moving it to every place Bruce is, including the Batmobile), Jason calmly moves it two or three millimetres. Almost nothing.

Tim and Dick tell him it's the worst idea Jason has ever come up with, but they can't say more before Damian interrupts them because Bruce has arrived at his collection site.

…

Bruce almost panics because those few millimetres that Jason moved were more than enough for Bruce to consider that Marshmallow is terribly offended by the lack of affection he hasn't been receiving, due to Mr. Tuna being sick.

And so everyone ended up seeing Bruce, carrying Marshmallow, in a baby carrier all over the mansion and the company offices. Even Alfred has knitted Marshmallow a little Robin costume for Bruce to wear on patrol.

Everyone has pictures and videos of it.

Especially since so far no one knows how the hell Marshmallow managed to hit Harvey with a Batarang in the middle of a fight.

(He is Marshmellow, the new Robin)

I owe marshmallow my entire life. Marshmallow is the greatest hero I've ever met. An icon and a legend and they ARE the moment.

Two Face seems (not to be confused with Harvey) seems like the mf to be like " there's no safe spaces grow up" *spends 5 minutes around normal people with actual sympathy and understanding * " Damn. "

Bruce gets Harvey and Two Face their own stuffies; Harvey has a little bunny with grey blue eyes, and Two Face has a little bird because it reminds him of the kids

#hes such a soft dad no one can prove me otherwise #bruce wayne #harvey dent #two face #twobats #bruharvey #jason todd #batkids #batfam #text

[supercantaloupe]

@widevibratobitch @verdiesque

can y'all either @ me or block me already this is getting exhausting

#sasha speaks #if you get upset about other people 'vagueing' you then perhaps try not doing it yourselves. use those spines of yours #here's the thing i don't even really care all that much about who wins or loses the polls #what i have an issue with is the attitude i see of 'we're better because we like these operas not those ones' #and 'this opera is objectively better than that one' when that wasn't even the point of the bracket #(it's 'preference' not 'objective quality' if such a thing can even be measured) #and the attitude of derision and meanness towards people for expressing hurt feelings towards your behavior #i don't have anything against verdi himself or his body of work as a whole really. in fact i would love to know what other people #see and love so much in his work. maybe i could see it then too #but i can only stand to have that conversation with someone who's demonstrated that they'll respect me for disagreeing #and i really have not seen that so far. for the most part notes i've seen from you just read as cliquey and self aggrandizing #or really moreover just. unpleasant. #but by all means prove me wrong. if you're willing to chat i'm all ears. but only if you're gonna be respectful #otherwise just block me already please. don't mock me.

[lynxxjay]

"Who loves Tang the most?" HmMmMMmmMm

(also for context I found this in the Monkie Kid Wiki and in one of the funfacts they said that Ashe (LMK storyboard director) said that Pigsy is the answer to all these questions soo-

Also I know just learned that Tang is ambidextrous

#monkie kid #lego monkie kid #monkie kid tang #monkie kid pigsy #lmk #lmk freenoodles #freenoodleshipping #freenoodles is so cannon no one can prove me otherwise #lego monkie kid wiki #monkie kid wiki #Pigsy is the best dad #I hope we get more freenoodles moments in the possible season 5 #there is a big chance for season 5 because yknow kinda cliffhanger #anyways time to self implode

[legionofpotatoes]

been playing bits and pieces of horizon forbidden west! game's pretty as hell

#horizon forbidden west #photo mode #my edits #yannow. it got me thinking too. the npc fidelity in this game is off the fucking shits. never seen anything like it #even ​secondary dialogues are leaving all the competition in the dust. it's an insane level of work #major burnout red flags for sure. but also maybe talking about engines as specialized tools instead of ubiquitous ones isn;t so bad? #i mean there's definitely trends. ramming down RPGs down frostbite's throat has never worked well #while decima is tearing up the open worlds and tech fidelity quotas like nbd even on prev gen #is it really about implementation at this point #maybe some engines just. work best for certain types of hard goals. and choosing that right is what matters #i pkayed this after ragnarok and that game looks embarassing next to hfw. and I'm not even saying it flippantly. I stand by what i've said #shorter games less scope lower fidelity etc. for healthier dev teams. but this can be a scalability tell tale? maybe using something #like decima can mean an easier time for a standard EA dev cycle *without* hitting these insane fidelity goals. just thinking out loud #cause forever salty about frostbite. probably wrong but hey! I am on a blogging website famous for its phobia of deeper contexts #or maybe playing as aloy gave me that stupid self confidence juice #the way she bulldozes into delicate foreign policies with nothing but her ego and hutzpah really proves that whiteness is alive and well #in whatever variant of post-post-apocalypse this story is set into. they better interrogate her issues cause otherwise this plot will like #fizzle out under the weight of her self-righteousness lmao

[shadydays047]

watching Sweet Tooth and daydreaming about being a member of the animal army

here I am, I'm canon >:3

#not one of the hybrid kids because I'm too old and don't feel like rewriting a series in my head that's a lot of work #hyena therian #therian #hyenakin #otherkin #they don't actually show the character that painted the hyena so ITS ME AND NOBODY CAN PROVE OTHERWISE #Go watch sweet tooth right now #it's on Netflix go go watch it do it #I'm also a huge fan of apocalypse content (it's one of my special interests lol) #I've rewatched it so many times help

[zarovich]

how do you tell if anything is real. like genuinely hhow can I prove it in a way that my brain will actually except as an answer does anyone know

#personal #it drives me crazy knowing i cant prove it. like i may bleed or hurt or feel but how do i know that its actually real? #or hell how do i stop obsessing over it idc at this point i just want it to stop honestly. i dont like this looming existential dread #i cant get proper help again without doing something drastic. no one listens otherwise its all so bleak and confusing #or how can i convince others who dont seem to care enough to listen so i can get help

[yourqueenb]

The people who were arguing that Trystan was an asshole for assuming MC would stay in Drakovia forever 🤡🤡🤡

#choices CoP #choices crimes of passion #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #like I’m sorry but this is why I stay away from a lot of fanfic y’all write and also in general #bc y’all prove time and again that you can’t accurately understand or portray characters #I said that Trystan knows this - is unselfish - and wouldn’t ask MC to give anything up for him weeks ago #but so many of y’all were acting like you didn’t read book 1 and didn’t know who Trystan was at all #but maybe I’m being a bitch for pointing this out 🤷🏽‍♀️ #guess I can’t squash the urge to say I told you so lol #that argument they had was stupid and MC was in the wrong idc idc #no one can convince me otherwise #and Trystan sweetie I’m so sorry no one deserves you ❤️ #you deserve whatever you want and I hope you get it babe 😘 #choices app #pixelberry studios #pixelberry

[loverdude]

My senior show is also so stupid lol like I am never again in my life gonna put my artwork in a gallery setting that's just not something I enjoy at ALL or aspire to do but I have to do this whole big terribly stressful thing in order to graduate and it's SO DUMB

#💭 #i may be a studio art major but like. not... actually LOL #like i am but uh. i'm just like. whatever idc... #i don't necessarily regret going to college i wouldn't have met some important friends otherwise #including my bf lol he didn't go to my school but he was a friend from high school of a friend i made at school #and a lot of the actual things i've gotten to try in studio classes have been fun and cool opportunities #like quilting and ceramics and oil painting etc... #and some stuff i learn in classes like art history and other stuff can be really interesting to learn #but the like... expectations side of it... #not everyone is gonna go above and beyond in class and also like #go on to grad school and eventually make a living off of like solely being a gallery artist or whatever else #i'm gonna like. idk hopefully get some diagnoses soon and mayyyybe get some government benefits that eventually and like #work a calm part time simple not-physically-exhausting job and do commissions or shop stuff or sell crafts etc on the side #ideally speaking etc but. i just wanna have a calm warm cozy healthy life with my bf and family and friends that's all i care about #the world of art school is not really for me lol just bc art is the main thing i do with my time doesn't mean like. #thats the kind of path i'm gonna go down... #i always feel like no one in those settings thinks my main art i make is professional or original or my full capability anyway lol #cuz it's fanart or cartoony or whatever #i make lots of other art too and can do all kinds of styles but i shouldn't have to do it to like. prove myself #no one should #sorry so much rambling lol #i'm just frustrated and stressed

[tender-emotional-music]

“Will deserves better than Mike” is...not the take you think it is

#mike has proved time and time again how much he loves and cares for will #yes he's a dick sometimes but he's a kid with internalised homophobia at a time in history where it was very bad to be lgbt #he's still one of the most selfless characters on the show #and only ppl who get this can make fun of him convince me otherwise #byler #byler tumblr #mike wheeler

[kategorema]

it's the mutual respect and admiration for eachother's artistry for me

#junho and yoona are eachother's biggest fan #and no one can tell me otherwise #bc there is literally 15 years' worth of evidence that prove it #and what more can we ask for #anyway stan talent stan yoona and junho #lee junho #lim yoona #2pm junho #snsd yoona #king the land #jtbc king the land #ktl #kdrama