#no one around me thought it was funny at the time tho smh

[theygender]

I just found out that the majority of the music I used to listen to back in my "emo phase" was actually nu-metal. I don't know what to do with this information

#like i mean. i always knew it wasnt 'real' emo music #i had friends who listened to 'real' emo music and tried to get me into their bands and i just didnt like them as much #i definitely was emo in like outlook and stuff but i was just into harder stuff music-wise #i always thought of the music i listened to as alternative rock or hard rock tho. which like. it still IS #but apparently more specifically its nu-metal. like. pretty much every formative band that i listened to at the time #im having an identity crisis now smh. was i actually... a baby metalhead? #i didnt even get into any emo music until AFTER my 'emo phase' ended 😔 im a fraud #rambling #disclaimer: i am aware that the subcultures are more than just their music lol #im the one that has that nearly 100k subculture praxis alignment chart going around rn with the funny ska addition on it #ive just been learning more about which bands are technically what (sub)genre recently and this discovery was funny to me #(apologies to any Actual metalheads i may have offended #by jokingly referring to myself as a metalhead for accidentally listening to nu-metal bands during my emo phase) #(...and to any Actual emos i may have offended by accidentally listening to nu-metal bands during my 'emo' phase) #(go ahead and laugh me out of the mall/skate park 😔 i deserve it)

[homeless202]

I’m new here and I absolutely love your type of blogs with analysis and meta and long texts~~

I was wondering—is Eunyung and Haejoon’s relationship the kind that could be interpreted as romantic?

first of all, welcome and ty! and sorry it took me so long to reply, i hope u're still around anon. now to answer ur question

i'll take this opportunity to share all my thoughts on the topic bc i have Many.

TLDR: it is possible to read it as romantic if you really want to, but it's not meant to (at least not as of right now in the story aka ch.224)

deep dive under the cut as to why

-> can Eunyung and Haejoon’s relationship be interpreted as romantic?

i like how you phrased that bc, the thing is, interpretation is very subjective. you're welcome and allowed to interpret things however you want, but in EY&HJ's case, i feel like you'd have to work a lil extra hard to get to that point.

-> is Eunyung and Haejoon’s relationship meant to be interpreted as romantic?

this one's easy bc no. objectively Not. the genre of No Home is drama and slice of life (and once upon a time, horror). even if they were to ever end up in a romantic relationship, that's not what the story is about.

when i ask myself what the author's intention is with this story, i'd say it's to (realistically) portray how a young person with trauma would navigate another young person's trauma. and showing how easy it is to unintentionally fuck it up for various reasons: lacking context as to what exactly said trauma is, generally not knowing how to navigate it, their own trauma getting in the way, lacking the necessary resources. take your pick.

think of it like "how should i carry someone else's baggage when i have my own to deal with?" while also keeping in mind they're kids; they often don't have enough experience to know how to help, and even when they know what the right thing to do is, they're not old enough to take (legal) action.

and especially, the most heart-breaking yet realistic thing, when you're just getting to know someone, you can't know everything about them. it's so easy to accidentally do or say sth that cuts or offends when it wasn't meant to. but when they've got their own issues, it's hard not to take it personally (eg. EY talking about HJ's parents without knowing his mom died not long ago in the beginning of the story).

-> what even is Eunyung and Haejoon’s relationship??

this one's so funny bc i have no idea how to answer and i'm convinced not even EY and HJ themselves would know how to answer. they're not really friends; they got off on the wrong foot and kept walking with two left feet way too much to call themselves friends. the things that pushed them together the most were the dorms (not anymore) and the same friend group (more or less since EY has multiple).

what fits them best i'd say is "the universe forced us together against our will and now we're stuck with one another altho we hate each other" (<- at least in the beginning) extended with the "misery loves company" sentiment. finding comfort in someone who gets it, even tho they only kinda get it but not really but it works out anyway except it doesn't <- THERE'S NO NAME FOR THAT *cry* they invented a new type of character dynamic smh (i've never read a pairing with so much (romantic) potential only to see them completely fuck up their chance so royally by the end of their interaction EVERY SINGLE TIME. like yeah, enemies to lovers whatever BUT NOT TO THAT LEVEL HOLY SHIT)

they've changed each other, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. they're compatible in the way they understand each other on a deeper level and incompatible in the way they don't.

...however...

this is how HJ thinks of EY: (and also what No Home is truly abt)

and this is how EY feels about HJ after EY found out HJ used to steal as well (aka that HJ isn't perfect like the stuck up bitch EY thought he was at first):

so...

<- -> EY's first impression of HJ was that he was looking down on him and sth like "does this guy have ulterior motives? or is he just that naive being so trusting?" until EY found out HJ wasn't that different from him. after that, EY started admiring HJ for still managing to achieve things in life despite the hardships he had to go through. the type of admiration that can easily (and sometimes does) slip into envy.

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since the beginning, EY has helped HJ (or at least tried to) without him knowing. sometimes it worked out, sometimes not. most times EY tried doing sth nice for HJ was (from EY's perspective) in return to HJ trying to help him or doing nice things for him (which, again, sometimes worked out, sometimes not). EY was just paying back a debt to "this stubborn naive guy who keeps getting into trouble and butting into his business. gotta look out for this idiot or he might get scammed." (<- eg. when EY offered to get HJ's money back from his uncle)

he doesn't do it for credit or friendship or out of obligation, he's just doing what he thinks is the right thing bc he doesn't want to owe anyone anything. he can't accept people just genuinely being kind, genuinely caring and genuinely wanting to help. but he's been learning and slowly coming to terms with it.

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<- -> HJ first wanted to try befriending EY despite not liking him bc, well, the guy did steal his wallet and stab him in their first interaction. after trying and failing at it multiple times, thanksgiving happened, and HJ started thinking of EY as his underclassman bc he realized EY's just a kid with issues and he should keep an eye on him (discretely bc EY hates pity).

-

with time HJ has come to understand EY better by going after him whenever he ran off and slowly realized that EY does mean well and has his reasons (as fucked up as they might be sometimes). but his mentality abt EY is still "i gotta push him in the right direction cuz he's my underclassman and i unintentionally got attached to him (somehow??)" (also bc he knows EY already gave up on himself so he needs a lil help to find his way again. also also bc he knows EY is lowkey suicidal and he's scared it'll be his fault if sth happens) <- his care for EY comes from a protective/nurturing (/possibly maybe guilty) place which started when he realized EY was just a kid^^. in other words, HJ still bothers with EY out of a subconscious sense of responsibility/obligation in a way (a good way tho. or at least a way that gets better)

see, sth i struggle with is if HJ thinks he has to or wants to or thinks he should or can't just not help/care for EY. i can't exactly pinpoint where the sentiment is coming from. his face is too blank for me to read sometimes T_T

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to summarize: HJ is EY's goal, what EY wishes he could've been. and EY is HJ's 'responsibility' so to speak (bc 'burden' doesn't quite fit since HJ is there for EY willingly) -> EY has a positive opinion of HJ while HJ has a neutral opinion of EY (which is also gradually getting better)

note1: i think HJ's intention (maybe subconsciously) was to be to EY what HJ's upperclassman was to him. aka someone who's there when you need it and can help guide you. it would explain why HJ kept chasing after EY despite not really having a reason to and EY repeatedly rejecting HJ's care/help.

note2: i also believe the 'upper-under-classman' relationship dynamic fits them the best atm bc it also matches the way the story often singles EY out as he's the only second year (aka younger) of the 6 MCs.

-> Romance in No Home?

another thing i should mention is that No Home rarely leaves things open for interpretation. the deepest arguments EY&HJ had were always spelled out for us, to make us understand exactly what the problem was, and how there isn't a good guy and a bad guy. it's just two people with issuesTM.

from what we've seen in the story up to this point, i couldn't pick out a moment where i'd go "here! that's romantic! that's the moment they realized SomeThing!" yk

when it comes to romance specifically, i feel like a handful of opportunities were missed. there are scenes which could've easily been written trough a rosy lens but simply weren't.

exhibit A:

HJ was speechless bc "wow this mf really is actively picking a fight with an authority figure. i gotta make sure things don't escalate" not bc "hoLY sHiT hE's PreTTy. all his fangirls are on to something". however, this only becomes more clear when you keep reading the next few chapters, so i understand how you could interpret it as the latter.

exhibit B:

here they got so close and the moment was so deep bc "woaa he said he believes me. no one's said to me that before!". unfortunately, EY was panicking too much for it to mean something bc of the guilt he felt for HJ trusting someone so undeserving of trust like EY.

exhibit C:

this is maybe the closest we got to romantic between these two. i think this might be the only (or at least first) ever deep interaction between them that didn't end in a fight or misunderstanding. is it meant to be romantic tho? -> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-> what do i think?

first, full transparency: i went into reading this story fully expecting it to be a BL and for EY&HJ to end up together. but the more i kept on reading, the more i got the ick thinking about them being in a (romantic) relationship bc, at least from what we've seen so far in the story, their relationship would be so ToxicTM (which i personally don't enjoy reading).

as they are right now, i wouldn't want them to be together like that. like, honestly, you still can't really consider these two even friends; they just tolerate each other if the stars align correctly (altho, i'll admit, their relationship is gradually getting better!!). every big argument they had i thought "god, there's no coming back from that. i'd cut ties so quickly if was them wtf". i still don't know how they managed to keep on interacting, props to them ig.

there's a lot of unresolved issues between them. and a lot of resentment which would not bode well in a romantic relationship. the smallest argument would turn explosive and they'd be, at best, in an on&off type of relationship. they both have the power to break the other and neither would be afraid to use it. they have a lot of history together, which is not always pleasant, so if they ever were to go the romantic route, it would have to be a long way to go.

technically, i could see them in a romantic relationship if they both went to therapy first and talked out all the baggage they're carrying (both individual and shared). realistically tho, what i think will happen at the end of No Home is that either they never cross paths again after high school ends (which would absolutely break my heart Wanan pls don't), or they somehow (unintentionally) end up living together bc they both desperately needed a roommate to pay rent (which would be a hilarious fucking gag LMAO). just, HJ going to uni/work and EY doing his own thing (prolly an actor) while still cohabiting together; hanging out to watch a movie before bed <- (whether platonic or romantic being left up for interpretation)

<- -> in conclusion, from what we've seen up to this point, their relationship is mainly upper-under-classman; reluctant (maybe) friends who tolerate each other but also care (too) deeply. they've changed each other, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. in some ways they're compatible and in others they're not.

all this being said, their relationship is improving and romance between EY&HJ is not impossible, just rather unlikely imo. but, again, interpretation is subjective and u're welcome to read their relationship however you want.

#ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU ARE DELULU ENOUGH!! THAT'S HOW SHIPPING WORKS IN GENERAL. IN EVERY FANDOM. #anon. this shit fried my head. it 3.30am and my brain is not braining anymore. i love analyzing these two but goddamn is it HARD. #THERE'S SO MUCH NUANCE TO EVERY INTERACTION THEY HAVE *cry* #life's been hectic and this question demanded i sit down in 7 different sittings to get everything written down. hence why it took me a bit #i tried to write down all my thoughts and i don't think i managed. but i hope what i have here makes sense. #and i also hope i actually answered ur question. i feel like i got side-tracked and possibly missed the target. #no home #no home manhwa #eunyung baek #haejoon goh #ey hj parallels #meta #집이 없어 #webtoon #god u guys have no idea how many times while reading i was like 'omg they're gonna kiss omg pls do' #only to keep reading and going like 'hoLY FUCK PLS DO *NOT*!! get away from him omfg!!' #the whiplash was fucking unreal. i remember honest to god SOBBING at 4am every time they fought <- that first time read was rough #also! if you agree/disagree/want to correct me or just talk about the topic i'm open to discussion/criticism. (just pls be nice abt it ><) #my ask box is open <3

[theloveinc]

caitie let me bug ur inbox rq 🥳 i can't stop thinking abt how ppl would assume deku would have a nice sweet baby and bkg having the opposite, but when they do have their kids it's the other way around and deku's baby is so mean to EVERYONE even tho they're literally a couple months old or smthing, just mean mugging ppl and not letting them touch or hold them except deku or you.. then they see how bkg's kid is so much nicer and sweeter and loves to socialize and walks/crawls up to ppl and smiles and lets them carry them and loves to laugh and everyone just thinks,, did the babies get switched at birth? 😭 but their kids look just like them so they know that isn't true but idkk i just think deku with a mean baby is so €}!*]€~ bc he's just like "haha idk where they got that from :D" or "wdym they're a sweet baby?" and the baby is just frowning at the person taking to their daddy 😭 anywho gnn~

AW :( Deku's baby isn't mean!!!!!! Just sensitive!!!!!!!!!! And colicky, and cranky b/c they need sleep, and picky, I mean... they just have preferences!! It's not their fault they love their parents more than anyone!!!! -Deku, at some point, probably smh...

No but it's funny because... EVEN BAKUGO thought he'd get the mean one and was so ready to like... provide discipline and therapy for his child for YEARS, only to not need it even remotely (at least, for his first, maybe)... and then there's Deku who, out of everything, never even dreamed of the possibility of having a mean baby... and there he is suddenly having to pull out all the stops just to get them to stop swatting at strangers and then later, hiding behind your legs at parties. Man is STRESSED as all hell.

("safe hands, baby. SAFE HANDS--" and he's grabbing their little fist at supersonic speed to stop it from going straight into Iida's glasses. Thank god he's not offended (because the babe can pack a real punch for someone no bigger than a watermelon)... even if for the first time in, almost ... EVER, Iida's looking back at Bakugo with some kind of genuine respect. Who, meanwhile, is just smirking proudly about it.)

asdnfjkasd even Bakugo's kid is a little wary of the Deku's baby... which Baku finds absolutely hilarious because it was kind, uncle Deku's 8-monther that was able to make his sturdy two year old cry just by refusing to be held (he was mad about it at the time though lmao because of course he was).

But Deku's kid never quite gets over the mean streak, don't you think? Has a good heart but is still just as grumpy and cranky, w/ a permanent frown, except now they can verbalize their excuse... just like their dad. "What do you mean, I'm mean? I'm just sensitive >:(" they say, because that's exactly what they've been hearing their whole life. And to be fair, it's true... just, very poorly expressed.

Bye.

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Thank you for buggin me with this, anon!! I hope I did this lovely idea justice... I enjoyed it very much <3 sleep well + lovely dreams to you🥰

#deku #bakugo #deku's kid is just like him just with a terrible temperament #you wouldnt know because they have a permanent pout but they cry over the littlest arguments #asd.kjflad it's so funny but it's also AWW :((( #esp cuz i feel like bakugo's is so social and kind and believes in all the right things #and then gets home an is it 'i wish ua would burn down' #and bakugo is horrified LMFAO #idk you're the boss anon... do u agree??? #things would change if u have more than one for sure #tbh tho we all know this baby came from deku's pent up rage and survival instincts #meanwhile he's just giggling abt it while he stretches their legs to get them to fart bc... they're nice to him :) #kguykjgujhgkjgk #i love u anon!!! thank u again!! #caitie things #kids tw #gen #anon

[fexalted]

watching tos for the first time since like, roughly 2012/13-ish? i don't remember what year it was, or why i only got thru most of season 1 before stopping

it's been fun to refresh my swiss cheesed memory with this tho so here's a semi-liveblog of the first 10 eps that i watched over the past couple weeks

1x01 - the man trap

things i remembered beforehand:

salt monster

"plum" uwu

that gay little run and crawl jim does when he's taking cover (it fills me with such delight)

things i did not remember:

how many people died, good god man it's only the first episode

1x02 - charlie x

things i remembered:

jim's bright red exercise pants

that stupid fucking face charlie makes when he uses his powers

not liking this ep at all when i first watched it, possibly due to me being around the same age as charlie at the time

additional thoughts: i enjoyed it more this time and felt more sympathetic for charlie. poor kid needed some parents, and also, like, a hug

1x03 - where no man has gone before

things i remembered:

bones isn't in it :'( (bored) (sad) (missing my bestie)

"James R Kirk"

that post i saw on here recently about how their contacts were made of glass

the only thing i could think about while watching:

their contacts

were made

of GLASS

(yes i understand this was how contacts were made back then. still freaked out by the concept of people putting glass in their eyes on purpose)

1x04 - the naked time

things i remembered:

sweat disease

sulu fencing

oh kathleen

"ONE-MORE-TIME!!"

"love mankind"

spock breakdown (extremely uncomfortable to watch)

bones casually ripping jim's shirt sleeve to jab him in the arm (extremely hilarious every time i think about it)

did not remember:

anything about them almost crashing into a planet lol

jim's little monologue when he gets infected (lmao)

time warp???

additional thoughts: hey remember when they reused this plot in tng and tasha and data fucked (<- literally the only thing i can remember about it) ((edit from future fex: i rewatched that ep. it was wild. tos did it better tho))

1x05 - the enemy within

things i remembered:

unicorn dog :)

evil kirk and poor little meow meow kirk

"I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!"

things not remembered:

dog dies :(

evil kirk's killer eyeliner

additional thoughts: say what you will about shatner / his acting but this ep is Peak shatner performance and a lot of fun to watch. he put his whole pussy into it, as the kids say these days

1x06 - mudd's women

things remembered:

could not forget harry mudd if i tried

the women are color coded like the powerpuff girls lol

they're also like, on some kind of drug that keeps them looking young or something

cool costumes tho

i don't have much to say about this one lol, harry's a fun character but the rest of the ep wasn't super interesting to me. did finally learn how to pronounce "ophiuchus" tho so i'll thank it for that

1x07 - what are little girls made of

things remembered:

is this the penis rock episode (it is)

uhhh i think kirk gets put into some kind of spinny machine that makes androids (he does)

more cool costumes (debatable)

things i find funny:

the number of planets we've encountered so far that are populated by like. 2-4 people

the way ruk (the big guy) just picks up and throws kirk like he weighs nothing

so much buildup with kirk and the penis rock and he doesn't even get to hit ruk over the head with it smh

also not a funny moment but i liked the way kirk was able to get a message to spock thru the android kirk, v clever

wait i just realized bones wasn't in this ep either. deducting 1/4 of a star from my mental rating bc i missed him (but apparently not that much)

1x08 - miri

remembered:

planet of children (bc everyone else died of terminal puberty)

"no blah blah blah!"

bones tests his newly discovered, untested cure on himself, in true mad scientist fashion (also spones moment <3)

saw this ep on a "what's your fave 'bad' episode" poll here recently and i can't remember if i thought it was good or bad when i first watched it lol

forgot:

another earth?? there's just a second, identical earth floating around out there?? and (of course) they don't mention it at all for the rest of the episode

300 year old children

oh these kids are so much more annoying than i remembered, however i may just be biased bc i don't like kids shfkshfk

1x09 - dagger of the mind

remember:

absolutely nothing! oh boy!

thoughts:

wow this ep is fucked up!

okay actually i don't think i've seen this one at all before?

usually there'll be moments that jog my memory but the only thing even slightly familiar to me was kirk going "helen don't go!" while in the neutralizer chair, but i could've just seen a clip/gif of it before

i remember skipping episodes in season 1 (i was impatient and wanted to get to city on the edge of forever) but i thought i'd at least made it to halfway thru the season before skipping any

anyway did i mention this ep is fucked up? (star trek really does love to drop an absolutely haunting 50 minutes of television on you and then never address it again, i understand this now. roll credits!)

1x10 - the corbomite maneuver

remember:

uhh

there's a thing out there

it's in the way

preventing them from boldly going, even

looks like an old windows screensaver

i might've skipped this ep too now that i think about it

thoughts:

cute mckirk moment in sickbay :3

i love that this cube has its own theme music whenever its on screen

oh shit it's the sequel to cube: orb

jesus christ that's a big orb

man they really said "okay we've got 3 music tracks and we're gonna get our money's worth out of them"

i gotta say this ep slaps tbh—WAIT HE'S A BABY???

LITTLE BABY MAN

LMAOOOOO

honestly great episode tho i'll stand by that

#fex text #i'm having fun :3

[brandnewhuman]

Could you possibly do slashes (Brahms especially)with a S/O Who has ADHD and constantly miss places/loses things? (Or how they would interact with somebody who has ADHD)

SLASHER X S/O

WITH ADHD

CONTENT:

Brahms Heelshire - Michael Myers - Bo Sinclair

Tw: canon violence, mature language.

A/N: hiiiii! Thanks for the request. I hope I got everything right cause I kinda based it on what is my personal experience too, even tho I kinda dislike how this came out cause I feel the hc came out so boring and all the same. So once again I'm asking, If you don't like or you feel that I've done a shitty job in representing what you asked, or even if you just want to give me some advices, please let me know! I want everyone to feel included and comfortable in my blog and i would never forgive myself for writing something harmful about such personal topics. That being said I hope you like it!! ^^

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BRAHMS HEELSHIRE:

He's going to be a bastard™

Will shamelessly steal things from you and make it look like you're the one losing everything 

He knows you tend to misplace or simply lose your stuff most of the time, so everytime you ask him if he has seen what you're looking for he's gonna girlboss the fuck out of it 

"You can't find your shirt?? You don't remember where you put it? How inconvenient… oh well at least it wasn't your favourite one right?" 

It was your favourite one. He's having the time of his life right now

If you catch up on what he's doing and accuse him of taking your things he will be fighting for his life to and getting offended like it's no one's business 

"Me???? How dARE you accuse me of such things!!"

Your favourite shirt will suspiciously be found the day after on your bed tho

And you will have a guilt ridden Brahms being uncharacteristically helpful and nice 

Even tho he's a pain in the ass he tries to help you as best as he can

Makes you checklists, leaves you little notes as reminders of what you have to do or to help you taking care of yourself since he has notice you tend to overlook your health most of the time

He just overall tries to do for you what he does to help himself get his routine done and not get stressed about things

He's surprisingly patient with you. Like he gives you time to do what you have to do, doesn't ask you you to more than one thing at the time, he listens to you without interrupting even if you trail off from what you were saying and if you need it he will remind you what you were talking about 

He will help you with whatever you may need while you do other chores but he will expect to be rewarded with kisses and extra attention later for being so helpful 

And if he sees you're getting overwhelmed by something he'll just make you take a break and relax a little bit 

It's okay y/n he gets overwhelmed too when he has too many things to do 

I know everyone thinks he would be a stinky trash man who uses your adhd to make fun of you or to make you feel stupid but he doesn't. Not now, not ever, not even when he's angry.

Like yes, he has his fun taking your stuff ecc but will never go to the extent of actively hurting your feelings using something so personal. He would never take things further than light and playful messing around with your stuff 

He cares about you that much y/n and he doesn't want you to hate him or to feel bad 

MICHAEL MYERS:

the thought of him having a s/o so energetic bouncing around him and just pushing all his limits it's just hilarious to me

The amount of times he has seen you power walk  into a room saying you needed to do something just to forget what it was?? smh..

HELL, THE ONLY REASON HE DIDN'T KILL YOU WAS BECAUSE WHEN HE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE YOU JUST WALK PAST HIM. HE WASN'T EVEN HIDING, HE WAS RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT

It wasn't even funny like this so he decided instead to keep an eye on you, giving that you're living like you don't have a single worry in this world

The first few times he saw you looking for things you have misplaced he just minded his business, after a while he started to help you just by pointing to where you left what you were looking for and towards the end he just straight up took whatever it was and throw it at you

He's that fucking nice. I know, charming right? 

But I feel that on a more positive note, he would secretly love hear you talk on a on about anything. He finds it so entertaining the way you can talk about so many things, connecting things that don't even have anything in common between them

It kind of reflects the way his inner monologues work sometimes. He sometimes has so many racing thoughts that he can't do anything about. He wished sometimes he could just let them go as you do and talk them out

On more serious note, he secretly worries about you and will do about anything ensure you don't take poor choices and you take care of your mental and physical health 

He's might be a little bit rough in showing he cares. more often than not when he tries to help you he just plain manhandles you to make you do what he wants

Like if you're not getting enough sleep He just picks you up, lays with you in bed and basically traps you there with him until you don't fall asleep

Or if he sees that you overlook meals ecc he will make you cook something using him being hungry as an excuse 

If you get stressed or overwhelmed he's not going to be too much of help. Unless you tell him otherwise he is just going to assume you want to be alone 

Honestly he tries but he's kinda useless when it comes to help others 🤷🏻 it's not like he doesn't care he just can't figure out what to do about it

BO SINCLAIR:

I know you probably expected brahms to be your adhd buddy

WRONG. is Bo.  And you'll have to LISTEN AND LIKE IT CAUSE I KNOW HE IS. 

No Lester, no vincent. He's the one who's mind has decided that peace was not an option 

He's the type of yelling and getting worked up because he can't find his hat, looking everywhere for it without realising he's wearing it 

And everyone that has got insulted by him because they didn't help are now contemplating their life choices 

I'm sorry but he is the one who's gonna make fun of you mercilessly 

That's until he gets humbled real quick when he's the one fighting for his life when he has to focus on something  

I personally get so angry when I start to feel overwhelmed that anyone who gets near me and tries to make conversations gets the screeching demon treatment

That being said I just- you both screaming at each other because you can't figure something out and neither can him but he feels the need to put the blame on you

"What do you mean you can't do it? It's too fucking easy!! Even a baby could it!!" "THEN DO IT YOURSELF YOU WHORE" 

Oh to be able to call Bo a whore

In the end you're both an emotional support for each other

He helps you you help him

You try to ensure he doesn't end up doing a empty head no thoughts impulsive thing that could hurt him and he makes sure to help you feel less overwhelmed about things by sharing chores

He actually loves how you're able to understand him and his short temper so much. You always seem to sense when he's feeling stressed and just need someone to be patient with him

And he's overprotective nature makes sure you take care and don't exhaust yourself

#slashers #slasher community #slasher fandom #horror movies #slasher fanfiction #slasher x reader #michael myers #halloween #bo sinclair #brahms heelshire #the boy 2016 #brahms heelsire x reader #bo sinclair x reader #michael myers x reader #slasher headcanons

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Russian Squad, The Sinclairs + Robin and Max, The Party - Adults)

Pt 13

The Russian Squad

Yuri: Hey.

Murray: Hey?

Yuri: I can't sleep. :/

Murray: I can. Goodnight.

(such a king)

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Murray: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

(Dangerous and weird but Badass indeed)

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Hopper: Just be careful, Joyce!

Joyce: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Hopper!

Joyce: It's everything around me that's careless.

(I know right, they should be more careful)

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Joyce: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Murray: What's wrong with you??

Joyce: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Hopper: No, they mean other than that.

Joyce: Ohhhhhh.

Joyce: I haven't slept in 4 days.

(Let Joyce rest 😪)

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Dimitri: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.

Yuri: Who told you my secret?

(it's not really a secret)

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Dimitri: Look guys, I need help.

Hopper: Love help?

Yuri: Financial help?

Joyce: Emotional help?

Murray: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Murray*

Murray: What?

(He's just asking a question? Why you being weird?)

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Murray: What are you two arguing about this time?

Joyce: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!

Hopper: Cry me a table, Joyce.

(It's "how the river has turned" smh Hopper)

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Joyce: Do you want some tea?

Murray: What are the options?

Joyce: Yes or no.

(She's not in one of he best moods rn)

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Murray: Life is like Joyce. It's short.

(luckily it's not as short as me, or life would be over already 😪)

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Hopper: Trouble at 2 o'clock!

Yuri: *looks down at their watch*

Yuri: Now, how do you know that?

(he can see in into the future, obviously)

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Yuri: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!

Murray: Eyy, that’s the spirit!

Yuri: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

(i feel like he definitely believes in ghost but I'm not sure if he'd be scared or not)

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Hopper: Hey, are you okay?

Murray: Yeah.

Hopper: You don't look okay...

Murray: Then stop looking.

(him after Alexei 😪)

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Hopper: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Yuri: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Hopper:

Yuri: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

(Well he wasn't there when the other two met you)

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Dimitri: *is hugging Joyce*

Hopper: Hey! It's my turn to hug Joyce!

Hopper: *grabs Joyce*

Murray: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Dimitri: No, It's still my turn!

Joyce: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Dimitri: But we need the moral support!

Hopper: And you're small! Which is cute!

Murray: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Joyce: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

(I also want hugs 😪)

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Murray: That's not funny.

Yuri: I thought it was funny.

Murray: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

(He would laugh at a funeral tho)

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Yuri: I know one person who finds me funny!

Murray: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Yuri: Okay then I'm out.

(love that this came right after)

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Murray: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Joyce: Murray, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Yuri?

(these 3 basically are one story)

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Yuri: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Dimitri: What did you do?!

Yuri: NOBODY DIED!

Dimitri: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

(what did Yuri do 😪)

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Murray: Yuri! I thought you were dead!

Yuri: No, just in deep cover.

Murray: ...But it was an open casket.

Yuri: It was very deep.

(this probably also fits into that story lol)

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Yuri: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Hopper, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

(oh wow, did he win?)

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Joyce: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Yuri: Well Dimitri and I-

Dimitri: *elbows Yuri*

Yuri: ...wouldn't know.

(what- 👁️👄👁️ I know what you are 👀)

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Hopper: What’s up with Yuri? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Joyce: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Hopper: Why?

Joyce: Dimitri smiled at them.

(I feel you, Yuri. I feel you)

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Murray: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Dimitri: Take them!

Hopper: Punch them in the neck!

Joyce: Say thank you!

Yuri: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Murray: …

Murray: No.

(Joyce, always showing manners 🤗)

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Joyce I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Hopper: These are handcuffs.

Joyce: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

(Joyce, I love you, but....but nothing, you are perfect)

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Dimitri, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Murray, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Yuri, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Hopper, appalled: Call the exorcist

(Basically )

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Dimitri, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.

Joyce: Can I go to the bathroom?

Dimitri, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

(I just had to but this in because the actor is German 💪����🇪✨)

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Dimitri: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Hopper: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Murray: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

(Murray ate ✨💪✨)

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Dimitri: Uh, Hopper? Joyce is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Hopper: What?

Murray: I think they meant, Joyce is drowning.

Hopper: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Joyce: *is drowning*

Yuri: OH MY GOD, JOYCE! KEEP SWIMMING!

Joyce: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Yuri: JOYCE!

(What is happening here.....the dialog seems accurate tho)

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Yuri: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

(stfu, you joke about it yourself)

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Joyce: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Dimitri: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Joyce: Dimitri, those are omelettes.

Dimitri: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

(I'm hungry now....Ooh it's 7:11 am lol)

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Joyce: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Hopper's birthday invitations.

Murray: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Joyce: "Hopper's birthday".

Murray: So, what do they say instead?

Joyce: "Hopper’s bi".

Murray:

Murray: Works out either way.

(How-....how would you know 👀🤔.......sus 😑)

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Murray: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Yuri: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

(well, what can I say....accurate👍 and I finally got that again 😪 the first time I had this, it wasn't fitting and I skipped it)

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[Murray adopting Robin AU: The Sinclairs + Robin and Max]

Lucas: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Robin:

Lucas: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Robin: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

(I don't know if it's accurate, but I just love Lucas saying that ✨)

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Lucas: Can I have some?

Erica, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

(Why do you even try, Lucas?)

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Erica: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Charles: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

(Honestly the only thing I can remember about him is from S4 and still not much lol)

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Sue: Which country has the most birds?

Sue: Portu-geese!

Robin: That's a language.

Sue: Portu-gull?

Robin: Good recovery.

Max: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Charles: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

(it's game night and they had to come up with bird puns....?... Well I like this)

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Robin: I’m sad.

Lucas: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Lucas: And das not good.

(he tried, but maybe it worked!)

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Sue: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Lucas: Nat 20 Charisma.

Sue: That is NOT how that works-

(Idk if it's accurate but the DnD reference is fitting)

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Erica: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Lucas: Not if they consent to it.

Sue: Depends on who your stabbing.

Charles: YES??!!?

(..Just a normal conversation between their family...👍)

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Robin: Look, Erica! It's the good Kush!

Erica: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

(Robin "I'm poor" Buckley taking Erica "You can't spell America without Erica" Sinclair shopping)

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Lucas: I'm bored.

Max: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Lucas: Sure!

Charles, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Robin down!!

(He'd do anything for Max, I love him 🥺...but what were they going to do with Robin😑)

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Sue: Charles, I need some advice.

Charles: You need advice from ME?

Sue: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

(Something never been seen before 😱)

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Sue: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Erica: Burn the house down.

Sue: And what did you do?

Erica: I made dinner.

Sue:

Erica:

Sue:

Erica: And burnt the house down.

(Erica can't cook confirmed)

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Max: Do you cook?

Lucas: I made a cake once.

Sue: Yeah, it was good.

Lucas: Really?

Sue: Don’t make me lie twice, Lucas.

(she's such a good Mom, lying for him to impress Max🥺)

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Sue: I give up. I am so tired.

Charles: Get the emergency supply!

Lucas: *carries Robin and places them in front of Sue*

Robin: *smiles*

Sue: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

(All the Moms adore Robin... Besides her own...👍...)

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Erica: Who the fuck-

Lucas: Language!

Erica: Whom the fuck-

Lucas: No.

(Basically when Erica and Murray met in S3)

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Erica: Lucas, I don't like you.

Lucas: What did you say?

Erica: You heard me!

Lucas, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

(that definitely happend often)

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Robin: I have a new hoodie.

Erica: Wrong.

Erica: We have a new hoodie.

(new addition to the AU, the protection Squad loves wearing Robin's clothes, even tho Erica literally just disappears in them. She's uses them as pajamas)

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Charles: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Erica: What did you do Dad?

Charles: a Mistake.

(...Is the house burning down again?)

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Sue: YOU CHEATED!

Erica: So did dad, but hey, Lucas knew it all and even sorted out your wedding, so what’s the problem?

Charles: I… can confirm that that actually happened.

Sue: …What.

(I just found it funny how fitting the lines were originally it's "so did my dad, but hey my mom knew" but then Sue's reaction wouldn't be fitting if she knew, so I added Lucas)

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Sue: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Robin: It was me...

Sue: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

(Like I said, moms adore Robin, understandably so.)

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Sue, knocking on the door: Max, open up!

Max: It all started when I was a kid.

Sue: That’s not what I-

Lucas: Let them finish!

(Omg 👀 Lucas cut his mom off for Max 😱 that's love, bitch 🙏)

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Erica: What is love?

Sue: An emotional minefield.

Charles: A neurochemical reaction.

Robin: Baby don't hurt me.

(I don't know the context, but Robin was there as support for Erica..?.. and sang that quietly to herself)

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Robin: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Robin: Oh god, you have Erica

(Even the kidnapper knows Robin basically adopted Erica ✨ or maybe they called the sinclair house and Robin picked up the phone)

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Charles: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Erica doesn't take me seriously enough.

Max: "Sometimes"?

Lucas: "Enough"?

Charles:

Lucas: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

(Oh Damn, but she doesn't take anyone serious tho, unless the situation is serious)

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Max: Are you sure this is safe?

Charles: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.

Charles: Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

(I love the clicking sound from these child proof cap things)

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Max: I won a new phone in a race.

Charles: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Max?

Max: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

(Max "The Zoomer" Mayfield, everyone! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏)

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Lucas: Guys, I have a question.

Erica: kys <3

Lucas: I love you too.

Robin: Ah, yes. Siblings.

(that's basically how the chatfics go)

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Sue: Robin, can I ask you a question?

Robin: Sure, anything.

Sue: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

(Oop-...ok no! She loves Robin, so this is fake, but it's fitting because Robin is over at their house a lot so I find it funny)

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*Charles and Robin looking at a locked gate into a park*

Both: Aw. :(

Robin: You know what they say.

Charles: Please don’t-

Robin: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Charles: Frick-

(well you let her into your house, you gotta live with the consequences)

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Erica: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Charles: You're welcome.

(Erica in her teenage phase ig)

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*Sue teaching Erica to drive and taking Lucas along for the ride*

Sue: That's a pothole. To the left!

Erica: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Lucas, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Erica: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Sue, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Erica: Country Roads.

Lucas: To the place.

Erica and Lucas in unison: I Belong!

Sue, crying harder: What the fuck?

(I love this a lot. Just a mother trying to teach her daughter how to drive. (set in the future ofc))

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Lucas: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

(more like shooting with your slingshot. And the people are Jason)

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Lucas: Are you drunk?

Charles: Only on the spirit of Christmas!

Max: And the spirit of whisky.

(Christmas at the Sinclairs including Max..Erica be "They seem drunk" talking about her parents)

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Sue: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Erica & Max:

Erica: Was it Max?

(Omg how rude of you Erica, just because she is white? Smh 😔/j)

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Lucas: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Dad's birthday invitations.

Sue: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Lucas: "Charles's birthday".

Sue: So, what do they say instead?

Lucas: "Charles’s bi".

Sue:

Sue: Works out either way.

(She knows something we don’t 👀)

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Lucas: Good morning.

Robin: Good morning.

Sue: Good morning.

Erica: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Max: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

-

Charles: ERICA!-

Erica: What? I didn't curse!

Charles: Sorry, force of habit..

(just thought this would be funny to add)

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Charles You’re drunk.

Sue:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Charles.

(Smh Charles, go use grammarly or smth)

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Sue: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Sue: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Max: Uh... what's up with them?

Erica: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Sue: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Robin, crying: It's working.

(This should have happened after the fight with Steve)

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Sue: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Sue: *crosses their arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

(after Max 'won' a phone in a 'race', Sue gave a lecture)

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Charles: Lucas likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Charles: Damned if Lucas didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Charles: Best part is, Lucas wasn't even a Club Scout.

(Omg, yes, I want this 🤲 let this be canon)

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Lucas: When I was a kid, Robin told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Erica: They are!

Lucas: FOR REAL?

Erica: No! Why did you fall for it again?

(Robin probably also ate the paper and actually thought they were edible too, as a kid)

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[The Party - Adults]

Jonathan: I fell—

Argyle: From heaven?

Jonathan: No, I literally fell—

Argyle: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Jonathan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Argyle: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

(Jargyle, my love 🎶)

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Argyle: Knock, knock.

Will: Who's there?

Argyle: Boo!

Will: Boo who?

Argyle: Why are you crying?

Will: I'm not crying.

Argyle: Hello notcrying, I'm Will.

(best Jokester ever 👏✨)

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Erica: Do you want to know your gay name?

Will: My... my gay name?

Erica: Yeah, it's your first name

Will: Haha. Very funny Erica

(You know there should be the proposal thing but I just deleted that part because this more accurate)

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Robin: Do you want to know your gay name?

Will: My... my gay name?

Robin: Yeah, it's your first name-

Will: Haha. Very funny Robin-

Robin: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Will: Oh- oh my god.

(Well both are the first canon gays in stranger things so they're name together would be the gayest name ever. ✨Will Buckley✨ or ✨Wobin Byley✨ also they were probably drunk)

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Will: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Mike: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Will, already taking off their clothes: God, Mike, you’re so fucking stupid.

(it was probably Mike in the Spanish class, with his C grade)

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Jonathan: How do you want your coffee?

Will: Black, like my soul.

Jonathan:

Jonathan: Will, your soul is a latte.

(but spicy with trauma ✨)

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Robin: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Will: But your way is sheer force!

(no no, you misunderstood, her way is the queer force)

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Max: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

(Werewolf Robin concerned for Vampire Nancy 👀)

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Max: Didn't you die?!

Robin: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

(um...ok..?)

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Nancy: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Max: Your life?

Nancy: I- well yes, but-

(her life is a mess tho 😪)

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Argyle: Why don't I like this person?

Max: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.

Argyle: Maybe it's because their name is "Eddie". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

Max: No.

Argyle: That's because your name is "Max".

(I don't think he would dislike Eddie, I just find the name thing funny)

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Argyle: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

(well then I shouldn't have been allowed to write that one thing I wrote in that "Nancy and Robin in the bathroom" don't want to spoil it lol. You can read it here, if you want but if you want to finish the quotes first I'll also put it at the end)

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Argyle: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Jonathan: Oh. We're going out?

Argyle: Wh...

(Jonathan no 🥺)

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Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard Argyle saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Jonathan replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

(I mean if Argyle even questions it, then what the hell is Jonathan's idea)

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El: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Lucas: Not by the military!

(He'd also say something like "and we want you here El" which would be like a total contrast from S1)

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El: Can I have a private talk with you?

Lucas: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

(I-.. Lucas no, why did you say that... Also the private talk is about Eleven's feelings for max ✨Elumax✨... Honestly max should be in the middle of that ship name because she's the one dating both, but Elumax sounds so cute.)

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Eddie: Anyone d-

Robin: Depressed?

Nancy: Drained?

Steve: Dumb?

Jonathan: Disliked?

Eddie: -done with their character sheet... what is wrong with you people...

(Eddie just wanted to play DnD)

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Eddie: Can I bother you for a second?

Steve: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

(Steve would definitely say that to Eddie)

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Steve: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Dustin will and will not eat.

Eddie: Grass? Yes!

Steve: Moss? Yes!!

Eddie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Steve: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Eddie: Worms? Sometimes!

Steve: Rocks? Usually nah.

Eddie: Twigs? Usually!

Steve: Mike's cooking? Inconclusive!

Lucas: How did you… test this?

Steve: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Lucas: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Mike: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

(that's a normal day with the Hellfire club...Also Steve and Eddie obviously being the best dads to Dustin 😃👍)

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Robin: Are you coming to bed?

Dustin: I can't. This is important.

Robin: What?

Dustin: Someone is wrong on the internet.

(They are saying Gays didn't exsist in the 80s)

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Jonathan: I owe you one.

Robin: That’s ok. You can just let me date your girlfriend and we’ll call it even.

(Well you owe her one, so let her date Nancy 👀)

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Robin: I’m serious! They’re watching me! They’ve even got an agent following me! Don’t you believe me?

Will: Look, it’s not that I don’t believe you… It’s that I don’t believe you and I don’t care.

(Oof-... But it's true.... I'm the agent 🕴️)

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Jonathan: *is hugging Nancy*

Steve: Hey! It's my turn to hug Nancy!

Steve: *grabs Nancy*

Robin: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Jonathan: No, It's still my turn!

Nancy: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Steve: But we need the moral support!

Jonathan: And you're small! Which is cute!

Robin: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Nancy: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

(I also want to hug Nancy 😭 or want to be Nancy, I'm even smaller 👍)

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Will: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?

Dustin: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Will: ...

Dustin: ...

Will: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

(S3 when they left Dustin on weathertop vibes or season 2 with the dance...i want you in my group 🙋‍♀️ you can join me!... Also Will asking what kind of fruits people are... I know what you are trying to do 👀)

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Nancy: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Robin: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Nancy: I said within reason, Robin. How about I murder that guy?

Robin: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Nancy: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

(I agree with Nancy. I thought you were smart, Robin.)

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Mike, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Jonathan: Well, that's you.

Mike: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Jonathan: You don't know?

Mike: Busy day.

(that's probably him when he saw how he looked like at the airport)

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Nancy: Robin likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Nancy: Damned if Robin didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Nancy: Best part is, Robin wasn't even a Club Scout.

(Omg, her and Lucas shall bond over that)

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Robin: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Robin: *sees Jonathan shoving Will into the washing machine while Nancy records and Argyle watches*

Robin: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

(Ye no, I'm not even gonna asks...)

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Nancy and Robin are in Paris.*

Nancy: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Robin: But...

Nancy: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Robin: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Nancy: Yeah.

Robin: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Nancy: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Robin: Okay, alright.

(you see I've never seen inception, would Nancy like it? Also operation Croissant)

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Will: I can't believe you've done this.....

Robin: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Will, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

(Robin gifting Will something on their first time at the pride parade 🥺 I want them to interacted! I want them to know that they're both friends of Dorothy)

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Nancy: Two brooooos!

Robin: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Nancy: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Robin:

Nancy:

Robin: *tearing up*

Nancy: Babe, c'mon...

Robin: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Nancy: Babe...

(Nancy, how could you! 😭)

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Will: We’re kind of missing something guys.

El: Cohesion?

Robin: Teamwork?

Max: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Nancy: And Mike is not here.

El: Oh, and that, yeah.

(ofc Will and Nancy notice but El doesn't and is the one saying "oh, and that, yeah." it's so funny)

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Robin: I know you love them.

Mike: I am not in love with Will!

Robin, staring at Mike: I never said who...

Mike: *realizes*

Mike: Shit. Well, anyways-

(✨🥺Robin helping Mike with his feelings🥺✨)

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Nancy: Are you ready to commit?

Robin: Like, a crime or a relationship?

(Nancy: Yes)

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Robin: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Nancy: This is a lie.

Nancy: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Nancy: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

(I say that too (never been in a relationship) and I actually believe I would do that lol, but well never had the opportunity to find out)

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Argyle: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Nancy: Do you take constructive criticism?

Robin: No, only cash or credit.

(this made me think of the tik tok sound of Glimpse of us but the lyrics being "Insert cash or select payment type")

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Jonathan: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Argyle: Yes.

Jonathan: Which means they like both boys and girls.

Arygel: Ye- wait, what-

Will: Jonathan, that's not what bilingual means-

Jonathan: Shhh, it's okay Argyle. I still love you, man.

Argyle & Will: ...

Jonathan: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

(but like that tho 👀 also Jonathan is very high)

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Well that's it.

Hope you liked it!

Also click here, if want to read that "Nancy and Robin in the bathroom" thing, it's for the 'Murray adopting Robin' AU, which you can also check out if you want.

Lots of Love ✨💪🇩🇪😜✨

#very long post #long post #murry bauman #joyce byers #jim hopper #lucas sinclair #erica sinclair #robin buckley #max mayfield #nancy wheeler #ronance #jopper #lumax #elumax #jonathan byers #stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #idk what else to tag #Murray adopting Robin

[ofallthingsnasty]

Your last answer to another anon dropped so much lore!!!! im so invested in your ocs and reader characters(along with how you write Micah haha) its not even funny lol And it honestly made me sit down and try to figure out which of the reader characters( along with their kids) in 'capture kill' and 'through the briar' have it the worst💀 So I thought I would post my findings lmaoo

Bill Pros: Reader is actually allowed to go outside by themselves😱

Can yell at Bill and vent frustrations😂

Have a super sweet mother in law that will help you out as much as she can

Bill actually financially provides for you and your kids

Probably live in a pretty nice house

Cons: Can go outside but not without Bill making sure you smell like him, jealous old man smh -_- so lets hope you can walk afterwords💀

Deadbeat dad that is barely involved with the house work and raising the kids

Will not stop smoking near your kids

Reader is probably never allowed to say no when Bill wants some ass cause he sees her as property🥲

Poisons your sons with a bunch of toxic masculinity bleh

So I would give an 8/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Bill, would still choose him over Evan any day tho ( Evan is scarier in my opinion😭)

Evan Pros: Evan is an actually an involved father

Does love his son and raises him semi-well

Probably also live in a nice house( if you are even allowed out of the basement to see the rest of it)

Is pretty loving to the reader( unbearably so ugh)

Will help out with housework and keeping everything in order

Cons: Reader is never allowed to touch grass ever again

Will lose 'privileges' if she acts out 😬

Your son probably thinks its totally normal that mommy is kept in the basement, and is probably being taught that kidnapping your future partner is completely fine👌

I give an 9/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Evan, honestly being stuck with him sounds awful🥲 You are forever trapped and if you act out, you get punished, badly.

Micah Pros: He leaves reader in peace for extended periods of time so she doesn't have to deal with his bull that often

Reader can better protect her kids(especially her son or sons ugh imagine two or three mini Micahs running around🫠) from Micah's influence since he's gone for a lot of the time

If we are going with the canon, then reader only has to deal with Micah for a couple more years🙃

Cons: Reader and her kids are struggling financially cause Micah probably only gives her 10 bucks and a box of crackers to tie them over for the next month smh

Don't think he ever actually officially marries reader, he probably just pulled the good old 'you're mine now no take backs' move on reader lol

Micah doesn't really have much, if any form of affection for you(definitely doesn't love you💀 he cares more about his guns than you lmao) So don't expect him to treat the reader well just because she's the mother of his children.

Micah will be one of those mfs that demand his husband 'privileges' from you whenever he comes back home ugh

Probably live in the middle of nowhere in some run down cabin that Micah 'removed' the previous occupants from😶

Will poison your son or sons with toxic masculinity and with generally awful life lessons yikes

I give a 10/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Micah. Being stuck with this blonde bastard sounds like hell omg, please shoot him now John lol😭

After thorough research (lmao) In my opinion its a close match of who has it the worst between the reader that is stuck with Evan and the reader from 'through the briar'. So yeah I would choose Bill if I really had no other choice😓 But if you read this ridiculously long list hahaha, who do you think has it the worst?

Holy shit, anon... You SAT DOWN and ANALYZED who has it the worst between these two fics? I am actually speechless, this is such an honor omfg.

(Also lmao you're so funny "If we are going with the canon, then reader only has to deal with Micah for a couple more years🙃" and "Micah probably only gives her 10 bucks and a box of crackers to tie them over for the next month smh" I am cackling)

I think you're spot on, actually. Evan is really easy to underestimate but he's genuinely... not well when it comes to you. I think I mentioned it somewhere in an answer to an ask ages ago, but he actually has no issue with seriously hurting you for what he perceives to be "the greater good". That includes either taking a limb or shattering (and not properly mending) bone. Yes, he'll probably cry while he does it, will swear up and down that he hates doing this (and he does, he does) - but he has to do this. He's not the fun type of yandere. His little thing for you is kinda cute on the surface - until he has his first panic attack over you not answering your phone. (That is, if you two started dating 'the normal way'. Hah.) Personally, I think Micah is the worst out of the three, as well - simply because he has no issue with immediately resorting to violence. (And not with misguided motives like Evan, either.) Once he has you in a remote place and something isn't the way he wants it, I can actually see him getting physically abusive. We saw how he had no issue with shooting Maddy in Strawberry although she (probably) had hardly anything to do with that "unfinished business". I think running with Dutch kept him in check, reined him in. (He had to adhere to the rules of the gang, at least a little bit.) Another clue is Amos' letter to him - Amos being so scared for his family, his daughters, makes me think that Mister Bell is actually way worse than we've seen in the game. He already doesn't love you. You have your uses, yes, you're his - but fucking hell, you're a lot of fucking work, too. He has to keep you fed along with his brats and you're not even a pretty face to look at (to him. Now if we asked Arthur, that man would have married you immediately. But, as you know. Micah happened.) And maybe, that's the crux of this whole thing. There is no love here - there is with Evan and Bill. With them, if you were to completely give up one day, you'd have a (very controlled but) decent life, as far as the circumstances go. With Micah? Oh, you can try and try and try again, it will never be enough.

#ask #anon #anon you don't know how touched i am fr fr #just thank you again 😭💕 #you wrote these long asks and i know they're a lot of work and i am just. very touched. thank you for giving me a piece of your brain #through the briar #capture kill #OC: Bill #OC: Evan

[heart-of-the-party]

we actually finished a lot of post-hw content yesterday, lemme try to summarize (things might be not in order because i am just going off memory)-

- KRILE IS SUPER CUTE (also idk why her name was localized as krile while in japanese they call her kururu (i am not gonna google this tho, dont want spoilers) the jp name makes sense lore-wise because i think that’s how lalafell naming convention works)

- i deeply enjoy the alphinaud teasing. it’s very funny.

- THANCRED!!! ngl i love his new look though tbf i also thought he had aged.

- I ACTUALLY GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN WE SEE THE WARRIOR(S?) OF DARKNESS

- my friend and i were in vc and we kept going omg omg it’s themmmmm, it’s us!!!!

- oh also one of the summoner quests was called “i could have tranced all night”, i kept reading it as “i could have THANCRED all night” and was like yeah sure :3c

- AYMERIC WHY DID YOU WALK AROUND WITHOUT A GUARD!! i knew he wouldn’t die, but for a moment i did get really worried if they were gonna off him :<

- I am glad tho that daddy fortemps or artoirel didnt get in the way and die u_u

- EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THE ISHGARD THEME AT NIGHT OR THE DRAGONSONG MUSIC I GROW INCREDIBLY SAD (idk how will i get over both of them)

- WE GET A HAURCHIE MINION!!! and the knight of house fortemps title (with a shield that totally didnt make me emotional)!

- i like that the moment i summoned the minion, my friend and i simultaneously /pet it, like we didnt plan for it. we just did immediately. we just love him so much ;;A;;

- ALSO WHOA THE WHOLE SCENE WITH VIDOLFNIR SAVING THE GIRL WAS AWESOME

- I have to say tho the interaction was sweeter in japanese because the girl calls her shiroi dragon-san and when she thanks the dragon, vidolfnir tells her that her lifespan is short so she should treasure her life (or something to that extent) while in english she simply says youre welcome

- ALSO OMG AYMERIC INVITES YOU FOR A DRINK. idk how he sounds in english but i def felt like he was a bit flustered in japanese.

- man will we ever learn to not be suspicious of things, especially when we were told tensions are running high just before the peace meet at falcon’s nest?

- every time a random unnamed npc has a voiced scene, it feels like shit is about to go down (and it did).

- EMMANELLAIN NO!!! tbh i feel really bad for him. he’s never really been given responsibilities or reprimanded for crossing lines, he’s been coddled and ofc you cannot expect him to make good judgements under pressure. i felt like whatever happened next was pretty good. felt real. poor honoroit tho.

- MAYBE I READ IT WRONG BUT THANCRED IMPLIES THAT AYMERIC IS IN LOVE WITH YOU??? i need to go back and se this (unvoiced) line again.

- i am finally weaver level 47 (i think), i have unlocked some cool recipes but they probably require some crazy-ass ingredients smh.

well, that’s all i remember from yesterday. my sister is playing through hw now, so i ask her to guide me where haurchefant is standing in her game and i emote /hug and  /blowkiss at him (or rather his ghost, since he isnt there for me), things i didnt do enough when he was around (which i deeply regret).

i am looking to join a fc but idk how to pick one since my timezone is quite different from usa lol.

#wow this was a long-ass post #i wish i made posts like this as i played hw though #oh well #ALSO HEY URIANGER IS DOING SOME SHADY-ASS STUFF #and i got a glimpse of alisaie's shoe #i know because i detest the twins' ARR shoes #thank halone for tataru's fashion sense

[arlecchno]

5 hours of sleep squad …. i honestly dont know how well i sleep but today i had a dream and alhaitham and kaveh were in it (i only got to chat w haitham tho) i was in this gigantic ass library type thing and it looked so cool , the entire thing was made out of dark brown wood and it was so pretty (i actually had another dream where i was in the same building before where i was running errands around the “school” HAHAH) but yeah since it was a library / school type place i was obviously there to learn shiz and — this is the weird part — the lesson was on dreams !!!!!!! and like bro ?? are my dreams becoming self aware ? 😨 i thought the lesson was interesting but alhaitham tried to gaslight me into not liking it (an exaggeration , he just thought i was lying when i said it was interesting) i think he was supposed to be like ,,, a helper to me in the dream idfk it was funky as hell - sorry for going off on a tangent about my dream LMFAO

WHSJSJ fischl is my baby shes one of the first 4*s i got and i kinda relate to her on some level , i too love playing pretend , but mostly when i was younger id pretty much spend all my recess roleplaying with my friends . trying to imitate my favorite characters is a pastime ive always enjoyed , and it honestly makes me insanely happy when people say i kinda act like my faves (ig its smth i do subconsciously LOL) because its like “WAIT . THEY THINK IM LIKE THIS INSANELY COOL CHARACTER I LOVE WITH A BURNING PASSION ???? [inaudible screaming]” recently ive found myself a new genshin rp friend and . dude . id never have thought that playing as alhaitham would be so goddamn fun . screenies for funnies:

(making cynos joke was so much fun too so i included it)

bro i lost my mf 50/50 to jeAN on haithams banner - not even a diluc , tall men hate me ig LMAO and it really doesnt help that ive been drained as hell from school lately so ive been slacking w my fricking primo farming ;_;

YESS the fungi event was lovely but tbh … the entire event i was just yelling about how i wanted to see cyno HAHAHAH - i suffer with chronic writers block (/hj) so . like . [dead alex sound]

GREAT NEWS my injury has healed hooray !!

absolutely , escaping school is great , id probably go on more field trips if it didnt mean id have to do makeup work tbh , i hate doing makeup work .

DINGDINGDING ! YOU ARE CORRECT ! the region i was going for was indeed mondstadt ! aster (my oc) lives in mond and is originally from khaenriah , im glad i didnt draw in their face yet because their eyes wouldve totally given away the fact they were khaenriahn LOL

my week was honestly pretty busy (atleast to my tiny brains standards , i feel like you could also tell by how long it took me to send another ask 😭😭) i had two tests today (that i frickin ACED HAHA im so proud of myself) one of my friends and some guy i share a bunch of classes with also gave me pieces of their cotton candy and the guy told me good job for actually doing my work LMFAO (i usually fall asleep in that class … haha ,,) and one of my other friends complained about also wanting food so i called him friendless (even though i thought the guy who gave me a piece of cotton candy didnt like me so i dont think he counts as a friend ??) my friend also recently introduced me to a series they liked and now im practically obsessed because DELICIOUS . i also recently did heizous hangout quest and GODDAMN he - he is so . im so gay for this detective motherfucker i was practically screaming at my ipad … haha …… heizou is honestly so my type he has such a way with words and i DO NOT know why a lot of npcs / characters in game talk about him negatively how do people not like him - yeah but i also almost went on a full genshin lore tangent to my ipad because of my uncontrollable urge to explain things SMH . oh my god the part where heizou said that he wanted us to be his partner all the time and i just straight up actually screamed , yes heizou ill be your partner forever if yk what i mean - HAHAHAH i also made a collection of goofy genshin triangles on one of my friends old schoolwork in math class hehe

aaaanyways id like to return your question ! how have your recent days been ? and if you dont deem anything of note or dont want to share , if you could choose anyone in genshin to share a house / be roommates with who would you choose ? (since these are again two questions , if you want , fire back two as well !) also , dude i have a terrible habit of rambling like crazy , so i totally dont mind if you ramble and stuff in replies (because i do that wayy too much as well LOL)

— jellyfish

HELLOO TO YOU!!!! your dream sounds so funny LOL in the 2 years i've played genshin i've never had any genshin characters appear in my dreams,,, it's always boring ones that revolve around my life. but nevertheless your dream made me imagine how alhaitham would act around you 😭 and the way he tried to gaslight you LMAO he's so cute and goofy

haha i love how enthusiastic you are about fischl!!! we all have that one character that we have an undying love for to the point that everyone you know in life knows them (for me that'd be kazuha,, every time someone sees him it'd just remind them of me hehe)

THE RPS LMAO “i just find you rather annoying.” THAT'S SUCH AN ALHAITHAM THING TO SAY!!! also i'm pretty oblivious so this just made me realize that the denial is a river in egypt tiktok meme is also pointing out the fact that the nile. is a river. in egypt???? i just found out it's a wordplay thing???? denial (the nile)???? damn i really thought it's like a random word being thrown to make it seem exaggerated or something 😭😭😭 i'm really dumb LMAO how did i not figure that out sooner 🙁🙁🙁 the fact that i know the nile is a river in egypt is embarrassing too like it never occurred to me to piece the puzzles together...

man that sucks 😭😭 i remember when you messaged me on genshin talking about it LOL please humbly accept my offer of my c2 diluc to you,,, he's been in my hands far too long and i cannot fathom the fact that he keeps appearing in my 50/50's (tighnari pls come home i beg). i was on a 50/50 for haitham too and the very loud sigh of relief i let out when he finally came home is insane. i've basically farmed everything in the new area (i have 99% exploration progress now due to it) and have milked my welkin for him so i'm glad he actually came home... the things i'd do if diluc appeared in screen instead should be left unsaid 🤗

YAYY GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE WELL NOW!!!

aster is such a badass name and the fact that they're originally from khaenriah???? awesome as hell. hope they're besties with kaeya because that would be totally legen... wait for it, dary!!!! (cue my love for barney in himym i just had to quote him)

also very glad to see that your week has been going okay!!! would love some cotton candy rn tbh they're so good </3

and heizou's hangout quest.... honestly same. i haven't exactly finished all of the endings but i've done some and it made me squeal and giggle every time he flirted with us 😭 made me feel like a total loser with his charming words bro i can't believe the npcs in game have such negative views on him because me personally if i was in the game, i'd immediately fold for him the second he breathes in front of me HAHA i'm . not weird at all.

my week has been slow actually, i finished my finals a while ago so we have nothing to do now so i've been doing absolutely nothing at school LOL! senior year is coming up soon so i might be more busy and focusing more on my studies... it's sure gonna be hell for me.

and recently i've been packing up my stuff because i'm moving out!! (hence why i haven't posted a new asphodelus chapter lol i've been so busy). it's been rather slow for me tho since i have a lot of stuff and it's kinda hard to choose the ones i'd have to throw or give away because like,, i love all of my stuff 😭 my mom has helped me with some but i still got a shit ton of stuff to declutter. basically everything is a mess rn

other than that, i think everything's been a-okay! i'm just reaally busy with irl stuff now but i think i can survive through them :D (i hope i do because i am one inch away from going insane). also my mom's been trying to convince me to drive lately since i'm supposed to start now but i have been avoiding it,,, it's scary being on the road and i am far from ready to risk my life 😔

as for your question, i think out of everyone, i'd choose kazuha. before you say anything, i'm trying to not be as biased as i can since like kazuha is my favourite character ever— but yeah, i think i can accept the terms of living with the kaedehara kazuha. he's such a nice guy and although he's a very very lightweight and behind all that charming looks he's a pretty scary guy himself (cue that scene where he threatened that treasure hoarder in the archon quest that he'd brand his forehead with hot iron) i think i could actually survive living with him. he'd do his set of chores, i'd do mine, everyone gets their happy ending. if i were to live with my other favs like kuni and alhaitham i think i would just die. kuni would be rude as fuck and alhaitham would just bully his way out from doing our shared chores. i cannot deal with them. (i'm sorry my sweethearts i'll do you two justice one day)

time to give a question to you!!! how's your progress in genshin going? (it can be exploration wise, storyline, anything) and what's your current main genshin team rn :0

hope you're having a great day!!! it was fun talking with you hehe i've been dying to get an ask since the blog has been real quiet lately, and i'm glad it's you! have a wonderful day ahead :P

#h answers #jellyfish <3 #sorry for the long ramble once again #i am in need of more interactions with people on this blog #pls someone talk to me

[dawndelion-winery]

Imma back up rq and tell u now that I kinda like this guy, as much as he IS an ass and doesnt call me by my name f2f, he's rlly cute and I like spending time with him. Mind u that Ive only rlly known him for like 3-4 weeks cuz school just started for us here :'>

Out of nowhere while we were talking he asks me, hey do you wanna be my gf? Ive had experience of people pranking me with this and obviously I was confused and just responded with a wtf

He said he just wanted to see my reaction cuz a lot its funny. Then he had the brilliant idea of pranking the class. He knows that we look rlly close cuz we talk a lot in class and I mean every break time we talk.

Oh god imagine fake dating Cyno cuz he thought it was funny and then he accidentally falls in love cuz of how reader just goes along with his jokes and becomes his partner in crime as much as they were his rival.

I got friendzoned tho so HAHAHAH yeah </3 idk how to feel tho cuz like I said, only 3-4 weeks of knowing him so nothing too big yet. Feel very nervous around him tho like holy shit he's hot.

Im sorry abt rambling abt my crush but like GOD THE BRAINROTS IM HAVING NOW

Down bad smh xnsjjsowir but yeah Cyno would do that as one of his terrible jokes. He'd also think you're an awesome friend for laughing at said shitty jokes not knowing you laughed bcl you're into him

#winery guests: chaos

[astrxlis-archive]

Hello Fox !!💖 I remember you telling me to let you know when i have seen Turning Red already. So here i am 😤 i have actually seen it the past few days ago tho i just don't have enough energy to compile my thoughts (yes i have tried typing my live thoughts down so i could say something 😂 it does matters still, right?).

I love how their temple looks like, it looks outstanding and really pretty 🤩🤩🤩 i'm lowkey loving the cooking scene, it looks like an irl advertisement 🤤🥺 Seeing her "solving the quadratic equation" gave me flashbacks back then when i was studying it— it's traumatizing and i'd never want to go back to that phase again (+ i forgot it already) yet i can see college whooping my ass in the future 😂😭 I cracked up when Mei felt something awakening inside of her and started to doodle an ikemen guy with defined abs that looks like Devon 😭

😭 I FELT THE EMBARASSMENT when her mom picked up her notebook,, i'd be praying for my life too if that would happen to me. And of course, her mom misunderstood the situation. 10/10 can relate as an asian, they're very protective yet stubborn at the same time 😩😩 they'd assume some stuff and refuse to listen to their kid smh smh. Idk if it's all asian moms but they're very reactive and emotional when there's some guy other than your dad or relatives that are involved 😩

That part where Mei started to have nightmares scared me sm 😰😌 it's hella creepy and lowkey relatable ?? Since dreams like that tend to be wild af 😭 idk but it really scared the hecc out of me,,,

I find it lowkey funny when Mei tried to move her belly when she turned into a red panda,,, and i think it's lowkey cute when the panda parts to go *poof*! There's a pink smoke too. i love miriam for talking back to this one person who said "whats with herr?? ("her"=mei) " that sounds so mocking and miriam snapped back, "what's with your face??!!!" <333 I honestly didn't expect Miriam to be the mom friend of the group, her mom might think otherwise but i find her to be a nice person :)

The part where mei transformed as a panda in school, rushed to the girls' cr then there's a girl who got out a cubicle(that said "o m g")- the way she shut her up with just her left paw and pushed her back 😂😭 Me thinking while watching mei run away from her mom: "i wonder how much this property damage costs like" 🤔🤔🤔

When Priya's twilight loving ass assumed that Mei transformed into a werewolf 💀 I'm cheering on Wilfred, her emotional support dog plushie 🥺💗💗 it's such a cutie,, I love their friendship, it's so wholesome <3 i love how their eyes sparkle in that ✨way✨ to show their adoration to something

Referring to her parents testing her urge control : idk but if im the one getting presented some random kitties i might run instead (context: i am scared of animals/insects or whatsoever that moves;;;;;)

I have also written these down: "YESSS BUSINESS 🤩🤩🤩 USING THAT *PANDA POWER* FOR MONEYYY." i remember tryna sell stickers and stuff at school too,,,is that one of the signs that im choosing business in the future 🤭🤔

im loving the fabulous entrance of her aunties + and her grandma looks so badass esp with that brow scar 🤩💞 I also like the foreshadowing of her dad asking her if her mom told her anything about her panda form. Mei haven't had any idea and then for the later parts of the movie her mom transformed out of rage, showing the destructive red panda in her. I was so shocked when her mom transformed 😭😭😭 why is it dinosaur sized ??!?! 😰😰😰 I haven't continued typing anything around this part but i love how we are able to see her aunt and grandma's forms too. It cleared my questions of "does the aunts have panda form too or only her mom?"

And tbh, her mom in her younger years looks so fine ?? I didn't expect that 😂🤩 she looks really nice. + Sun Yee's panda form is so lovely. It just lowkey creeps me out how she isn't saying anything and stays silent tho 😰

Figured out that by the end of the movie, Mei embraces her panda instead of abandoning it, for it's also a part of herself :DD the movie's really good, and i have forgiven Tyler too 💀💀 i really wanted to punch that boy in the first scenes.

There's no need to reply to this 😂 if you have something to say, please put it together with one of the previous asks 👌 Well, that sums everything then 😌 Good luck on your midterms Fox!! 😤😤😤 Please do your best, and no matter the result will be, at least you tried, right ? 🥰🥰🥰 We'll still be proud of you for trying, and that's all that matters !!! 💗💗💗 See you around ! :>

— 🍰.

hello 🍰 💓

i know you said i could reply to this in a different ask but honestly i am still not over this movie KFNDKSJ IT’S BEEN AT LEAST A MONTH NOW but anyways. i think it’s so sweet you took the time to write your thoughts down so you could share them with me?? please 🥺🥺🥺

i thought the temple was so pretty too!! i wish i could see a place like that irl 🫣 and yes, the cooking scene was great!! the contrast between how meimei’s dad is when cooking and how he really is like was great 😂 he's the kind of lovable dad who is trying his best, i think.

meimei’s doodling was literally me when i became a teenager 🫠 i felt represented and called out kfndkdn DUDE THE SECONHAND EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO REAL I HAD TO PAUSE THE MOVIE SO I COULD BREATH. I FELT THE DREAD. i’d honestly just pray for God to strike me dead if it were me. i can’t say much about the asian mom part but thank you for enlightening me about how real that is 🫢🫢

the nightmare sequence was just,,,, nope. nope, not for me, seemed like something straight out of my own nightmares 😢

speaking of miriam, i just love their whole friendship group?? like the girls are so supportive of each other, and they hold each other accountable. it’s so wholesome 🥺 i cried a lot during the movie bc of their friendship kfndks i wasn’t expecting miriam to be the mom of the group either! or for abby to have such gremlin energy 😳😳 and the twilight reference???? i lived for it even if i'm not a fan of twilight.

anytime meimei interacts with people in her panda form was so funny to me bc honestly? i would react the exact same way as the others did 😂 and i do think this may be little confirmations that maybe your path is in business :3c i mean, you’re looking at the movie and thinking abt how much damage would cost and celebrating flourishing (technically illegal) businesses 👀😂

the fact that ming lee’s panda is so enormous and we aren't given any explanation as to why in the world she’s like that… it makes me wonder. can pandas grow? or once you get them do they stay the same size? i feel like out of all the family members, she was the one who struggled the most, and that’s why she’s so controlling with meimei. i think at some point she liked her panda, too. but who knows! maybe i’m just reading too much into it.

about sun yee, that part creeped me out too 😂😂 but i think it’s because even if she did speak, meimei wouldn’t be able to understand her 🫢🤭

again, thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me!! it’s nice to have your insight and opinions here.

take care of yourself too!! see you soon!! 💕💕

#—new mail ! #—the burrow's 🍰 #—fox has a queue #we don't talk about math here no no no we don't talk about– #were you a good sticker seller? i'm curious now #also tyler #i think he paid for his assh le ways when meimei jumped on him #but the interesting thing is that they never talked about it #like meimei legit traumatized him yk #and then the next time we see him they hug???

[zoekrystall]

Alright I finished the sv dlc I can use the internet without worry again. Minus extra stuff so I still watch it.

I love the fit rn the hat grew on me even tho I usually wear the beret and I love bbq missions especially with the synchro machine it only took so long bc! Let me just run around as a pkmn for hours and forget time! I spent so much time just doing missions I like doing that. Makes me actually motivated to fill that dex bc of those catching missions. The elite four and kieran were fun to do they were not mindlessly easy but not too hard (but fyi I also mochi trained my team). I think the hardest trial was drayton's bc I said fuck it without training the ones I used at all but hey still everything first try. I can see how if you have a lv 80 test team like the ones that tried it early would have a hard time. I'm glad my boy kieran got so strong! Be mean to him or carmine and I will fight you I'm a defender since the first part dropped. I better also not hear anyone hating on amarys. I will prob spent most my time in blueberry academy. Paldea who. Also flying!!! Yay!! I only hate the controls there bc I am used to it in reverse. Up down and down up so that trial was a bit eh altho it was quite easy nonetheless. Hoping I'll get the hang of it for myself now. Anyways I adore flying in games so that's such a nice reward I'm glad it isn't constricted to only that trial/mini game.

Alright I wanted to show the look I got for the league club and

Nemona?? Can nemona come?? Bc she got robbed she would love it here. Anyways it was a fight between this and fancy (the cute fairy type esque one if you know it) which just shows how varied my aesthetics are. Also missed opportunity not giving that speaker driftveil city smh that's one of the best (tho I got nostalgic and whole ds era osts are a bop). Castelia city is also nice but c'mon.

I won't say anything neg bc I can assume the internet will be full of it like always. Doesn't mean I completely disagree with them.

The graphics don't hurt me much but man did I wish that pretty tree would've been even prettier down in the depths,, such nice spots it's a shame there isn't that much except linear story path tbh.

Anyways this will be all reg this. Same as by sonic where I prefer to keep my thoughts to myself for various reasons. But mostly bc I just want to relax. In short the dlc is fun but obv criticism is there but hey I have fun and that's all what counts for me. I personally will never be a critic and I prefer it that way. I will prob start trying to line nice shots up w those filters I got for fun.

I do take kieran serious but I remembered that filter when I beat him and then after tried my best to align the pikachu one.

Was hoping he would change his expression in area zero but he didn't but at least carmine felt better so we got that pic which I feel a bit bad for finding funny.

#a wild lux appears #This is v messy idc just a quick hey I finished the main thing #If I rb stuff and at least one is in the queue iirc will it get tagged 'indigo disc spoilers' #Be aware I have zero idea what constitutes as spoiler ever so anything reg that will be tagged as it #Written at 8:30 and scheduling for somewhere around midnight #*indigo disk not disc whoops

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

BOY BUTT

I MET MR KUNT AT BRPADWAY JUNCTION N I HAV HIS MUMBER . n i HAVLOST MI ASS CUZ OF FALLING DOWN THA STAIRS N A POLTERGEIST SOooooo now I HAV BOy butt. n HONEstly I Tink i also lost it from SAYING DED ASS TOO Mucho I maniFesteD it . :-\

iMADE A REMIX OF KISh ME on A GUITAR W A BROKEN N3cK tht goes LIK DIS .

“Kishh me

under the broadway junction stair case ,,

N let my . balls….

Swing swing ,

Oh so freeeee-eeely .”

i reAlized after snorting K mi friendz nailz in the dress aisle of Goodwill dat i will aLwayz AGREE TO THA golden Rule of Lyfe which is to NEVER step on the black part of the crosswalkz U can ONLY step on the white lineZ or u will LITERALLY DIE . N y is it more often than not , the things that we want r not the things we need and i feel like i’ll always be yearning for something more in store but the emptiness can’t b filled w just more of this n less of that n elaine says no one has good or bad luck just more or less of it .

Tha nxt time a strangwrr in a fox- pikachu costume cums up to meh n mi fwendz Wiff a guitar in tha wick n asks to sing Meh a song i will NO LONGER LIsten But buttle it by more fart jokez. Bc it has been yrs i hav had theese shower thoughts/questions/water based introspection: If u fart is it a culmination of all the farts around u cuz Ur breathing recycled farts in the air in side u ???? N on a. philosophical lvl. Nothing is original bitch. No one is original . Not even ur fooking fartsz.

Im tired of being so sexy and also so funny and also people expecting me to be the intimidating and mysterious and sexy person . I believe in kindness and being an internet troll n i grew up ugly n barely am making it to be kind of sexy within the last few years . So stop putting so much pressure on me Bith . Im literally an empath .

im Nvr going to party with scary Ukrainian fashion photographers again in greenpoint even tho they Hav free pizza <best food group> n their bosses r retired sexy models and also the closest deli near them has a free compOoter . N im done being strangers who drink old coffee at 2am’s outlets n shulder to cry on ab their exs w bpd . Cuz im empathetic to dat but also im tryna strictly VIOBE . N the vibeZ were not there . Plus i had an allergy attack n cried in the bathroom . :-/

i <3 waking up to phone calls at 7am/8am after i tried to induce sleep to myself w my 12MG mellytonin dissolvable tabletz N goin to get happie hour b4 it opens n debating new piercings n brainstorming new tattooz n stealing salt shakerz from restaurants w moi best fwendzzzz. It is so fukin Kold in Nyc n im waiting for my seattle he they cutie to move back to nyc so we can give each other allergy attacks by sniffing 2 many flowers at maria hernandez n then claritin n chill . N show them mi plushies . Cuz rn meow dating lyfe is like casual but I don’t need messy ass ppl . N i don’t believe in ghosting bc every1 deserves to have a convo but Meh . Thts objective lol . n It’s pointless to argue or submerge myself in a convo ive already had w someone where they have historically been defensive n Ugh lames . Only dating ppl like 23+ yr old n up now . :-]

I almost slapped the doggone giv a dog a bone dog shit out of the bouncer at purgatory N also this Girl who accused me of “cutting the line” at Elsewhere when i was guestlisted N also this person who narced on me the beg of the Yr at tha party but i chose world peace . N zen . N kava over stogies now . Smh . Miso soup over mala base , red hot chili peppers over deftones . Hot cheetos over takiz. Smh . i rly need my karma to reverse .

werk has been alrite n im soooo sad sag season is almost over . I realized i love cucumbers so much the last few wks n i am not afraid to show n tell ab it . i Love all the saggitiusrss in my life n i hav luved the consecutive bday parties ive gone to the last few weekz in which ppl have fallen asleep in their wolf costumes after doing One bump of K and screaming at Alexa to play Sleeping wiff sirenz. N trying to go to tinas but their hours r weird now apparently so we all end up at Sum random Dunkin Donut Hole place where my ex used to yell at meh at 6am . N i luv all of the he theys i hav met within the last few weekz who drink white clawz n have pretty faces n All the goth girls who also have snakebites who Kiss me n tell me if i wanted a sprite they would buy me a sprite . tho the tru drug of choice here is Vanilla coke , i Am extremely flattered . <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

ive been spending alot more time on tumblr cuz it Just feelzz rite n wayyyy better cuz now PORN ;0 isback here. n idk if yall rly kno but ya . tumblr is likebACK cuz twitter is kinda lamess now. sigh . playing in Parks w ex situationships r fun n even fugging in Bars called Bar r fun but i almost got choked out by my Ali express vivienne westwood necklace at the playground N tht shuld hav been a sign I shuld hav went home. idk y i alwayzz put mi heart on tha line 4 Ppl i kno kant rly take kare of it the way i want 2. Im Goin to b working my last shift at holiday market Thurs evening then going to LA p much rite after s000000. Ima try to pull sum rockstar shit there nalso make 100 dumplings w my mummy for xmas even tho Lunar yr is technically way better n Idk why We as taiwanese ppl even care ab xmas so much butt.

My boy butt says BYE!!!!!!! n Til nxt week ?! <3

xoxoxoX0 , meunster cheeze is not monsterous Believer/civil rites activist/where do i find gahndi fan fiction online/lactose intolerance lactaid pills thtr expired dnt work save urself n ur liver advocate , renny ;]]

#blog

[jinlix]

SUPER emo 3racha hours are OPEN omG SKXMSKDMD 🙇🏃💞💞

#i forgot how that one 3racha vlive made me so skdkdkdkdd calm and chill ans happie amd warm. #i feel bad abt posting txt posts when I'm not inactive but I couldn't sleep bc idk i was feeling weird and now I feel 10x better mayhapsokd #u know what. they are such bros being proud of each other and teasing each other like true bros™ #i just LOVE how their dynamics works like how changbin SHOWS how excited he is while listening to songs #and make sure everybody listen to that one part he like and chan is quiet listener and han is like looking at both trying to understand #their reactions when they aren't being like 100% extra bc of cringe songs #they are just sjdjdjdjdd such trio tbh. chan said they are special ppl to him and man they really do seems like such strong trio #like not only strong vocal and rap wise but ??? strong bond u know ??? its just so cute how comfy they are around each other #how they seem 100% free to joke around like that sjdnsjdjdjd #no one: 3racha: bin you improved so much omg what was that. #LMAO BINSUNG THO ? I love how chan is like super older bro meanwhile binsung tease each other like when bin asked how he end up in skz #(they were joking abt his weird old rap ig LOL they are so demanding smh) and chan was like man u made us like I thought that was attractiv #KSNXKSNXKSJDJSKSDJ BROS. and jisung just 'yeah and for me was the highfive with the grim reaper' BITJXJDJDHSJSJ they are so funny #I can feel their judgment for me liking Intro not ironically. sjdndjdnfjjd but u know what its so fking cute how they get so fking excited #abt their fave songs. and it's SO CUTE HOW JISUNG DOESN'T REMEMBER A LOF OF OLDER SONGS BY NAME SKDNDKDKD #can u believe he was like 17-18 doing music with his older friends... too much fun !!!! even if that's exatcly what they are doing now #i jusf love how they smiled at the computer screen in the end. I CAN'T STRESS RHIS ENOUGH like the way all 3 looked at the file with all #3racha songs and just *sigh gladly* it's just so wholesome I actually teared up when they where watching the runner's high performance #I've seen this lives few times (one of the few lives i ACTIALLY watched live which is just. amazing.) and i still tear up everytime #they look so happy with how far they have come and I'm just shdjdjdd really proud of them.... #all the love for music? i feel that ajd just makes me 10x more emo for them and their teamwork before debuting tbfh. i love these 3 so much. #I just love seeing how excited they get abt improving and how much they cringe lol it's just: pure and genuine how much they feel for these #songs tbh. i love it so muchsbdbdndjdj this vlive highkey made my nighg again skdndjdjdn #on a side note: I'm still waiting for that one song changbin did. chan mentioned few things but THERE WAS A SPOILER. #and changbin was so damn cheeky abt this I just can't with the fact that he was so smiley abt it and I just want this song out already so #i can compliment the sh*t out of it. i miss 3racha so much and they said they would come back and this was 8 months ago. #chan it's time. call your boys again we all miss u 3 together. 🙇💞 #ok that is it i need to go sleep sidjdjd bye i'll answer everybody in the morning when i wake up 🏃 #Kelly says #dl

[joyaphoria]

Can you please do a part two of the scratch mark one with Kuroo, Suna and whoever else (if your requests are open anyways)

HAIKYUU BOYS REACT TO THE SCRATCH MARKS YOU LEFT - PART TWO

timeskip!characters: kuroo, suna, bokuto

warnings: suggestive themes, scratches, mention of blood, fluff if you squint

note: im glad you liked it enough to want a part two! don’t worry, my requests are open all the time, there’s just no guarantee to when i’ll do them! (thanks for requesting off of anon, i still love my anons tho!)

word count: 659

part one here

© 𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢

KUROO saw this coming, but he never thought it to be that extreme. when you both had finished, he laid you down in the bed (you had completely just passed out). his back was throbbing, but he figured that maybe that was just the position. he got up and went to the bathroom to have a cold shower, and it wasn’t until the water hit his back had he realized what happened. it stung like crazy, and he yelped out as he slipped and fell, pulling down the curtain and its rod with him. you came running into the bathroom, watching as he lay in the bathtub, trying to cover up his junk (as if you hadn’t already seen it smh). “kuroo, what the hell happened?” you were breathlessly laughing, and he narrowed his eyes at you. “you ripped up my back is what happened, kitten!” he scoffed, pouting. you tilted your head, trying your best to look sympathetic, but you ended up laughing either way. “you think this is funny? my back hurts!” he’s pouting now. “might as well get in here and help me shower?” you shake your head and roll your eyes, although you eventually stripped and got in with him. he begged you to go another round but you continuously refused.

SUNA knew that you had a nasty habit of digging your nails into anything and everything when he was inside you, and he honestly thought that it was really hot. sure, his back would need lots of time to heal, but it was just amazing. when you opened your eyes and caught him checking them out in the mirror, you snickered. “baby, what the hell are you doing?” you wanted to take a photo of this, but your body was too worn out. suna doesn’t know what “slow down!” means. “just looking at the scratches my pretty girl gave me.” he scoffed. “next time i’ll just give you a knife.” now you burst out laughing, although it comes out weaker than you would’ve liked. “if you don’t like them, then don’t go so hard next time.” you wink at him, and he shakes his head. “nono, i like them.” he hands you his phone as he turns for his back to face the camera. “can you take a photo? i want to send it to the group chat.” you blinked at that, but follow what he says. the next day when you drop suna at practice, atsumu walks up to the car to check out your fingernails. “ya really did sum damage, huh?”

BOKUTO was pretty shaken up at the wounds when he woke up the next morning, and noticed that some were pretty deep. he shook you awake, but you refused to get up, so he climbed in next to you and snuggled up against your chest. “hey bo.” with your eyes still closed, you wrapped your arms around him. “baby, did you see what you did to my back? it looks like you were trying to slaughter me!” he pouts at you, shuffling a bit so that it would hurt less. “what do you mean?” he got up and turned around, and you gasped, slapping your hand over your mouth. “awww, bo, i’m sooo sorry!” you coo, pulling him back against you. “did you not notice them from earlier?” you asked, and he shook his head. “i was so focused, i didn’t feel you shredding me up.” he huffed, and you starting laughing. your laugh sent butterflies to his tummy, because it was such a pretty sound. “you know bo, i only scratch you because it feels really good.” you admit, stroking his ego a little. he lights up at that, his head tilting up to meet yours. “really?” “mhm.” you nod. “i didn’t know how to cope with it so i ‘shredded up your back’” you quote him, and he laughs with you. “now let’s go patch you up before practice.”

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[444tsumu]

congratulations on 100!!!! i’d like to request for tier 3, what are hanamaki, mattsun, & tsumu like when they’re drunk 🥺💕

▭ WHAT THEY’RE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK.

INCLUDES hanamaki, matsukawa, and atsumu.

WARNINGS drinking, mentions of underage drinking, sexual tones, nsfw, explicit language

                     𖥻 HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO !

lmao makki is an idiot drunk

definitely one of those people that attempt to dance

key word is attempt

he’s an absolute embarrassment on the dance floor

he’s still hot though lol

way meaner when he’s drunk

but not mean maliciously

like……flirty mean

will definitely talk to you about how your body should be physically incapable to hold up a head of your size

but then ask if u want some head in the club bathroom like 10 minutes later

like smh makki there’s more to me than my body smh meet me there in ten minutes

prefers light liquor

drunk anthem is itty bitty piggy by nicki lol

he hates to admit it but he’s a lightweight

makes friends with everyone at the bar

definitely offers to buy everyone a shot but doesn’t pay for a single one that isn’t his lmao

thinks oikawa is a pussy for getting blacked out by 3 shots but after 2 he’s already incoherent

doesn’t like to drink a lot bc his brain never remembers shit

“hey makki i can’t believe you stole that street sign last night”

“…..”

“makki???”

(googling if you can go to jail for removing street sign while heavily intoxicated bc technically he didn’t even know he did it so why should he go to jail for it 🤨)

definitely thinks drinking under the legal age is more fun than drinking after 21

doesn’t condone underage drinking though >:(

honestly just a blast in a glass

a drama queen though

turns into a frat boy with issei when the alcohol really gets into his system

will tie his shirt around his head and be one of those guys

still a sweetheart though at the same time

ily makki come kiss me plz

will make sure everyone else is drinking bc go big or go home

it was his idea to get a matching tattoo with issei

cried on mattsun’s shoulder bc he doesn’t want to stop being his friend

mattsun denies it but he definitely cried too

they never speak of it tho smh

                         𖥻 MATSUKAWA ISSEI !

he’s such an asshole lmao

you can barely tell when he’s drunk

but once he opens up that big ass mouth???

nvm lmao

a sexual drunk lol

always wants to fuck

not that he isn’t already dtf 24/7 but esp when the liquor gets into his system

a barb through and through

always pregames because he can’t bare the thought of stepping into a club sober

one of those assholes that wear glasses in the club

he likes both dark and light liquor but hates mixed drinks cause he thinks they’re for pussies

not much of a dancer

more of a “i’m gonna stand here and look hot while you dance on me and make me look good” kinda guy

yk the type

if you throw it back though he will catch it

a slut for rap music when he’s drunk

fav alcohol is 1942 bc hello

when he’s shitfaced?

he turns into a fuckinf frat boy for gods sake

shirt is untucked and half on

makki is by his side eating that shit up right with him

hates yelling but will tell everyone to look at his hot ass s/o

if you aren’t there tho he’ll definitely text you a dick pic in the club bathroom lmfao

“hey pricness g et rwady fr me to rip tkay pusay 2nite haha”

definitely a drunk texter

funny as fuck though

and he’s hot so how could you not say yes to that

passes out once he gets back home though and you have to haul his over six foot ass to bed

doesn’t really throw up but will wear his sunglasses and act hungover for a week

remembers everything surprisingly

he’s the one who actually stole the street sign but blamed it on makki lol

him and makki have matching drunk tattoos on the inside of their bottom lips

makki’s says fuck bitches & issei’s says get money

                              𖥻 ATSUMU MIYA !

listen

a fuckboy off dark liquor and a sweetheart off light liquor

when atsumu gets drunk off light liquor???

he’s a whiny little baby who slurs his words and is very touchy

after like 4 shots he’s calling Samu saying that he loves him with all his heart

(remembers some stuff but coincidently never remembers that 🤨)

will tell random strangers he loves them and will buy random people uber’s home

smh he thinks he has money to blow cause he’s a pro athlete

that results in many drinks for every single girl at the bar

if he has a s/o (that’s where ur beautiful ass comes in)

then he’s yelling at everyone at the club that they could never amount to you

tsumu please stop embarrassing yourself your like 30 years old already

will 100% try to fuck you in the bathroom

tries to make it hot steamy club sex but keeps whispering how he loves you because he’s a pussy lol

dark liquor atsumu is the one that is 100% ready to make you drop on your knees on the dance floor

every single picture of him drunk contains him having his tongue out

god his tongue

i definitely see him as the party animal if the group

his accent sounds even stronger when he’s drunk

it’s hot lmao

will encourage everyone to get as shitfaced as him

definitely one of those people with alcohol courage lol

got into a fight one time bc some guy said he doesn’t like onigiri

after like 3 more shots he cried bc his fist hurt bc of it on the way home

will never tell samu that happened

very protective of his teammates

but once that liquor get in his system he forgets he was supposed to be the most sober one tonight

takes his shirt off once he gets hot

swings it around arrogantly but he’s hot so everyone just deals with it lol

will get a drunk tongue piercing

thinks he regrets it in the morning but is so cocky he leaves it in for a while

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