#no need to arrest him or anything

[coldslaws]

song is ruler of everything by tally hall

more on the au below

this is an au based on n's beta design and Kinda following manga canon. he's more cold and callous in this than in canon though, having been mistreated even worse by ghetsis (the face scars and hidden left eye.. ). he enters his battle against hilbert secretly armed with ghetsis's hydreigon.

hilbert forfeits midway through the pokemon battle in this, not wanting to participate in n's needless fighting. when he can't talk n down from the battle, the elite four and alder show up to stop him. all of their pokemon combined, especially after hilbert already helped deplete zekrom's hp, is more than enough to defeat zekrom and corner n.

in a panic, n releases ghetsis's hydreigon to fight, but it's basically a feral pokemon. it sees n's passing resemblance to his "father"- and it turns on n immediately to attack him.

and despite everything, alder steps in and takes the blow to protect him.

#blood #abuse ment cw #< trigger tags jic #sorry still new to this please correct me if i got the cw tags wrong or need to add anything #coldslaws art #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #natural harmonia gropius #trainer n #champion alder #hydreigon #not sure if i should tag the unova e4 too lol since theyre just silhouettes #and hey this au does have a happy ending! #kind of! #both hilbert and alder are severely injured but they do recover #n went to jail but he got his sentencing down to just house arrest if he could prove he could be a good person #alder basically adopts him #also different n design different prns. purely he/him transmasc #to add to the trauma n has been attacked by hydreigon before #might post more about thie beta-design au i have some more art with this n #beta unova au #<- tag for content of this au since i will post more. might try to come up with a better name though JDFKSKG

[sqlmn]

The fact the bartender is just absolutely mocked by his own coworkers is really funny to me. They all just are like... betting on how long it will take for one of the guys to make a move (though like. very openly in front of him so he KNOWS)...

He was going to work five nights a week and then cover another night if someone needed it and it's fine, he's single and this is his social life. But when he gets a call one night like "oh hey wanna help us out? blonde guy just got here" and he's like "I will be there in ten minutes" ... until the bar owner is like "dude you have to stop working so much" and then he gets his coworkers texting him "if only you were here :c blonde guy is so sad :c" and he's miserable on his couch and reading updates in the work group chat.

#oops i fell in love #paul and the bartender staring at each other while thinking about making out while everyone else #is just like please go say hi this is really sad man please just.... literally say anything #right and his own coworkers normally went to A DIFFERENT bar that was closer to their own station and where THEY live #and now they have to go FARTHER AWAY so that paul can stare at someone while bringing up #if it really was illegal for someone to be handsome hed have to get a new job cause he couldnt arrest someone that hot #he would freeze in anxiety if told to arrest someone that hot #all the while in the same room as the bartender who is about to die from knowing his coworkers are betting against him #like he is very handsome but very awkward and he needs paul to make a move and show interest #cause he is unable to do that himself and hes slowly dying

[spearxwind]

does anyone have uhhhhh any tutorials on drawing and stylizing beards? pretty pwease

#i need to learn for reasons #thunderclap #i just never draw them in general bc theyre not too hard to draw but they feel hard to stylize so im not too comfy w them #but i need to learn effective immediately so i can draw bf shitposts (hopefully if my art block lets me) #idk why i keep feeling utter aand total embarrasment if i try to draw my guy i feel so deeply insanely cringe like im gonna be arrested #for drawing him on my style. just cause i draw rly stylized. does this make fucking sense no it doesnt but do you Get Me #im literally just used to drawing long and/or spiky hair with baby face and he has a short cut and a beard #so drawing anything like that is just SHOCKING to my brain. this is so embarrassing

[itstimeforstarwars]

In the galidraan au, omega is a clone of arla fett. I don’t know if it will come up at all or have any plot relevance, but it does shape my worldbuilding just a bit.

#chit chat #galidraan au #putting this in the galidraan au is made more difficult by the fact that none of the time travelers know anything about arla fett #lmao #rex knows omega purely out of blond clone solidarity and that's IT #sometimes i want to write like. current time oneshots. just to explain everything. #dooku nabbed arla fett at one point just to ensure compliance from jango #but jango was so onboard with the kill the jedi plot that he didn't end up needing her #so he erased her memory of him and sent her back to the facility #where she stayed until canon events #and palpatine kept an eye on her just in case they needed her again #there’s like a whole vague backstory i have about palpatine’s involvement in arla’s arrest and later her confinement at the valorum center #but i need to do a lot more research into mental health care before i could ever put it in a fic #and there is such a high likelihood of me never using it that i simply have not gotten around to it yet #psychiatric confinement tw #mental hospital tw #not precisely but if u know her backstory you know what I’m talking about

[gloriousmonsters]

sometimes i’m reminded that i desire nay deserve a modern adaptation of Petshop of Horrors

#me hitting up a producer: so you know hannibal? ok imagine will graham is the dumbest police detective in the fucking world #just an absolute idiot with a semi-good heart who looks like a boyish 80s film heartthrob #and hannibal is a gnc chinese person/being/dude running a magic petshop that gets people killed every other week #his name is count d. he is not a vampire. there is a vampire at one point though #and idiot cop boy starts basically living in his backroom because he's developed a psychosexual obsession with arresting him #and then just starts living in his backroom because they're essentially commonlaw married and raising his younger brother together #ok it's not anything like hannibal except for the murder and homosexuality but i NEED bryan fuller to do the visuals please #(actually the mangas comination of ott quirky humor and horrordrama seems like they'd suit bryan too) #petshop of horrors

[fruitsaladgame]

Black sheep family

#fruit salad game #concept art #uncle #tsundere kun #he won’t be game relevant for a long long time but he’s essential to old man Yao I #if tumblr paid attention to me they’d complain uncle isn’t old enough for old man yaoi but #I feel like this can only contribute to the uncle/dad dynamic #u really don’t need to know anything about uncle to know he’s bad bc look at him—blonde? grounds for arrest #but anyway uncle will ask if anyone is going to take financially profit off an orphan and not wait for an answer

[pierswife]

Okay I did one assignment time to reward myself (fucking nap until irls steal me for among us)

#I swear to god if marcos throws me under the bus one more time I'm going to record myself doing eggman's rant and replace shadow with marcos #because marcos is a BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER-- #love him dearly I will throttle him at work tomorrow if I have to <3 /j #just friends with a sibling-like relationship things <3 #real shit I may be calling him a bitch rn (cause he is) but he really is super important to me and one of my closest friends and he's very #supportive of my gender fuckery and also told me he'd get arrested or murder someone for me after [redacted event I have not talked about] #I obviously told him not to go to jail for me but he said no and told me that I'm to call him if I need him to bail me out of anything #I mean I do that same shit for him we have a code word that he texts me and then I call him crying about something random #very happy that I was the one who ultimately introduced him to his now gf very very proud of that one that was me :}

[oso-nan]

i need to get out of florida

#ughhh LIKE #MY DAD JUST HAD TO GET FUCKING ARRESTED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i think my mental health has gotten #significantly worse now #and #i kinda wanna admit myself to like a psych ward or something #i cant do therapy unfortunately cuz my dads afraid ill send him back to jail if i say anything negative 😒 #i dont even know bro i just need to get away from everyone otherwise im gonna lose my….. marbles…..🧑🏼

[nygleskas]

made some more gifs of him so i can b more annoying<333 anyways i need to pull him in by his stupid scarf and give him a kiss .

#.txt #*explodes* #he looks soo cute in this ep wjehndkh #oh to go to the unity fair w him #<- he won't be there long once i find out he's violating his house arrest (which is revealed a couple seconds after this gif) lmao #i can defend him doing anything else but i won't stand for that. i'll drag him back to his house idc. he needs to Leave WKGNSH #jean

[tardis--dreams]

I've watched the final episode of beyond evil for the 3rd time now and I'm happy to report i still end up ugly crying in the last 10 minutes

#I always think I'm too dead inside to cry about anything #But this makes me emotional in ways i can't even explain #i just keep watching this just to feel something #I HAVE FEELINGS #(may i point out my favorite bits? I'll just do it #when dong-sik takes ju-won's hand when he can't get himself to arrest him #the Tears #The way ju-won puts the handcuffs on and then takes dong-sik's hands #i just hate how this makes me so emotional like wtf #the 엄마 when ju won visits his mother's grave #p a i n #God i need to watch something else #This is ridiculous #(i didn't rewatch the entire show ffor the 3rd time though. Just the last 5 episodes #shut up amy #beyond evil #i will never emotionally recover from this #주원아 #:') im fine

[quillheel]

@disassnbler // cal & N!

none of them knew the wormhole could spit out just whatever it felt like, not until now; even with what Tangent had been claiming when she wasn't cooped up in her lab that it couldn't. nothing does not create something. there is always a reason. they'd been yet to find a reason, a good one, anyway. some, like Cal, just accepted and welcomed the bot. others, like Anemone and Solane were a little more wary. some were tearing their hair out trying to figure out where he came from, and how ━ spearheaded by Tangent herself and Instance, predictably.

The first theories were that the Heliopause harbored an AI piloted drone which was lost during going through the wormhole, but the Helios answered unhesitatingly that they didn't have anything of the sort ━ their technology was advanced compared to the Stratospheric, but their AI was feeble in comparison despite their pride; they could make the body, maybe, but they didn't, and even if they did they couldn't have made the AI as intelligent as he proved he was ( 'bordering on human' was the first thing Vace had said when seeing him, and Tangent was beginning to realize that that sentiment wasn't as far off as they might've expected. )

The next theory had been that he was sent from Earth alongside the Heliopause, or shortly after, but the timing didn't work, and neither did the story; he was from Earth, but there was no Copper-9, at least not in Earth's recently remembered galactic history and definitely not in Vertumna's, and while N was a pilot, there'd been no craft with him as far as they could find, even if there was the timing of which he must've left earth and arrived, using the Heliopause and Stratospheric for reference didn't match. ━ so many questions, and a never-ending list of contradictions.

━ they were still looking for answers, the how and why and when, but roughly, everyone had acquainted themselves with living alongside the robot, began becoming friends with him ; it was easier than had first been expected, especially when Vace discovered his combat capability. ━ Cal, on the other hand, was more interested in him himself! forget the technicalities, this could be a new buddy, and he could only imagine how jarring all of this was to begin with, too... he wanted to be a minor source of stability for him, if he could be at all. something simple. something easy. ( farmwork tended to fall into at least one of those categories, anyway... )

" Yep! Floatcow leather, reinforced with an internal synthetic webbing to make it tougher. " Cal flexed the gloves, colored a deep brown, as if to assert his honesty with a display alone. " Maybe not the best for temperature management, these aren't made from the helium bladders, but if it helps, it takes a lot to burn me! "

He pats his bicep. " As a youngster we all get genetic modifications here, and mine was always being the right temperature. Makes freezing or getting burned a little harder than it usually is! " ━ he speaks with some strain and hauls up a bag of soil under one arm as he keeps the other mostly free, tubing coiled like a snake around his elbow. " Also means I don't gotta sweat. "

with only a tanktop in the way of his upper-body, a tattoo peeking out from below the hem as the sun beat down on him, it seemed to be true. " Real useful during Dust! which... how's your cooling? not too sure if you'll like it much- "

#offers u a him!!!!! <33 #iirc N's thing here was being spat out in Exo via the wormhole instead of ending up in Copper 9 so i just kinda ran with that #if there's some stuff he wouldnt tell them or you need me to change anything lmk!!! #also if u wanna look through the ppl mentioned further the wiki is in the source <333 #to summarize tho: Tangent; scientist. Instance; doctor and elder scientist. Vace; soldier boy. Anemone; soldier girl. Solane; protag char #dust; a REAL HOT season. Vertumna; the planet. Stratospheric; the og settlers ship (chars aboard: cal; anemone; solane; etc etc). #heliopause; a second ship that came after the 1st to arrest the Stratospheric before settling too (chars aboard: vace; rex; nomi) #do NOT worry about learning all of this btw it makes sense in world for N not knowing anything anyhow so dw!!! if YOU ooc want context #im right here though!!! #MUSE / Cal #ROLEPLAY / Cal #━ ♔ to jump from anywhere & make it home : threads. #━ ♔ you sing but only the pavement listens : ic. #disassnbler #Q.

[juney-blues]

Clearing up something that no person on this planet has given a shit about since approximately 2012:

G.U.N isn't mistaking Sonic for Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2, they're fucking framing him.

like it's a subtle bit of storytelling, it's not explicit stated as far as i remember. But it's there.

for some reason everyone just takes sonic's word for it when he says this, and then they get really confused because sonic and shadow barely look alike.

But if you think about it for like 5 seconds, sonic is the least qualified person in the story to make this assessment, he doesn't know shit about project S.H.A.D.O.W, he doesn't know who shadow is or anything like that.

the military knows literally of this though, they know EXACTLY what shadow is because they've been keeping him a secret, frozen in their basement for 50 fucking years.

Then suddenly he breaks out and does so many crimes it's insane, and if word got out about this top secret government project they killed an entire space colony full of people to get their hands on, they'd be fucked, they don't want that to happen, so they throw their hands up and go "uhh it's probably this blue fucker who runs fast and does ecoterrorism. it's that guy who did all those crimes and we need to arrest him and kill him probably, please for the love of god don't look up what happened on the ark"

basically sonic's wrong as shit and sometimes in stories characters say things that aren't true because they don't know better

if you'll allow me to be a weirdo who gives far more weight to the narrative element of these children's video games where funny cartoon animals jump around, sometimes you gotta read between the lines

#juney.txt #sth #sonic the hedgehog #this is fucking stupid

[nsomniacsdream]

I have a hard time talking about American law enforcement, because I have ptsd (like a therapist told me this and everything) from my own experiences with cops and because it's so balls quaking insane.

Like, a cop in the United States can pull you over for any reason. Which is a nice way of saying no reason, because literally anything can be used after the fact as justification. A cop can say its cuz you looked at him, or didnt look at him, or it looked like you were holding something, or looked like you were driving too perfectly for it to be natural. It's insane.

There are apparently no circumstances where a cop can't just kill you. The line the courts have applied is "reasonably believed" you were a threat, but that's such a nebulous nothing limit that people get shot for reaching for their license, having their phone in their hand, you're running away with no weapon, not being able to follow conflicting commands, like anything. And cops are almost never charged, because every court is going to believe he could "reasonably believe" he was threatened. Fuck, if you give me enough time, I can make any situation seem juuuuust plausibly threatening enough to pass that bar. It's insane.

A cop can just rob you. Like tell you to give him your wallet, take all the cash out, and just walk away with it. Exactly like you would imagine getting robbed in an alley would go, except no one can help. And he doesn't even have to hide it, he just drops it in a box at the station and they put it in their bank account. It's legal. You can't prove it wasn't drug money. I can't prove any money wasn't at some point drug money. It's insane.

If a cop just walks in your front door and says "I'm here to kill you and your entire family" YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON IF YOU STOP HIM. There is no positive defense for assaulting a police officer in the United States, and doubly so if you kill him. You have effectively no defense against a homicidal cop, which happens same as any other job. Unless for some reason you have cameras all thru your house and clearly caught the audio of him saying that he's there just to kill you, you have zero chance of not going to prison, probably for life. And that's assuming you aren't killed "resisting arrest" while being taken into custody. It is a crime, in this country, for you to defend yourself under any circumstances if the person you're defending yourself from is a cop. That's insane.

You don't have civil rights if a cop says so. You have the right to have a gun, right? A lot of states have open carry. A cop can shoot you if he sees you have a gun. Doesn't matter if you have a license and everything. So you effectively don't have the right to bear arms if a cop can shoot you for exercising it. You have the right to protest. Unless a cop tells you to stop. He doesn't need a real reason to tell you to stop. And if you don't stop, you can be arrested or shot. So you don't really have the right to protest, do you? A cop cant just search your car or house, right? Unless he claims he heard something, or smelled something, neither of which can be proven. So a cop can search whatever he wants, as long as he pretends there was a "reason". So you dont have protection from unreasonable search and seizure, do you? These are no longer rights- they're things the cops allow.. for now. But legally, those rights have already been found to not actually be rights, because any random cop can decide to take that right from you, for any reason. It's insane.

These aren't like crazy things that I'm just making up, these aren't some weird twisted way I'm looking at something, these are all very real things that we all just.. ignore? Police abolitionists and the media bring these things up all the time, and the overwhelming response to it is: so what? Don't break the law and it won't matter. Blue lives matter. More police funding. Cops should have tanks. It's insane. And I always feel like im just rambling and sound insane when I say this kind of stuff because if you wrote a book and had the dystopian government doing the stuff that the police in this country do every single day, those same people who "back the blue" would line up to say stuff like "*Books government* wouldnt have a chance before us real americans stopped them" on twitter and not even get a hint of the irony.

[yanderenightmare]

Bakugou Katsuki

TW: NSFW, yandere

gn reader

You’re attracted to Bakugou for many reasons – he’s tall and ripped and handsome and a bit of an asshole – but really, what you like about him most is that he doesn't seem like he’d be too much trouble. And you mean that in many ways. 

You’ve been in relationships before, and none of them have ended on good terms – always leading to deep upsets and disappointments. You’d come to the realization that boys, on any level that wasn’t purely sexual, were something you didn’t really need or want at the moment – which is why Bakugou, in all his disinterested glory, was just perfect for you. 

He’d fold you in half in filthy places like the locker room or bathroom or in his smoke-steeped car – making your heart beat from the thrill without that nagging feeling of being underappreciated because, well, you didn’t really care. He wasn’t your boyfriend and you weren’t committed to each other in any serious way, so there really weren’t any grounds for standards or expectations – it was just sex – carnal ball-clapping sweaty sex – pure and simple and just what you needed. No more, no less.

You didn’t go on dates or meet each other's parents or give each other chocolate on Valentine's Day or any other presents on any other holiday – you didn’t even hang out aside from seeing each other at parties and sometimes in the school hallways. He’d cock his head with a grin, and you’d smile coyly up through your lashes, and you’d meet in the handicapped bathrooms between classes to get drilled over the sink with your face smudged against the cool mirror.

It's only when he starts knowing things about you that you grow a little stiff with your arrangement - things he couldn’t possibly know from you as you’d never cared to speak about your private life. And sure, some of those things he could have easily found out through your social media standing – which already makes you feel a little iffy – but there are other things he’ll slip out, specifics about your interests and classes and whereabouts and the stuff you do with your friends – stuff you’re positive you’ve not posted anywhere. 

When you asked him about it, halfway jokingly with a somewhat nervous laugh, he’d only quirked a brow and brushed it off, insisting you’d been the one that told him. And you, despite being sure he’s lying, decide to believe it anyway. Because what the two of you have right now is still good – much better than any other fuck-friend you’d had before. Katsuki makes you so wet, and he's always so able to just pound your orgasm right out of you. 

If payment is small talk, you can humor him.

But then the sex becomes a little dull. Instead of his fist wrapping tight around your throat, he’s now sucking gentle love bites into the skin. And he no longer has his hand in your hair, forcing your face down against a cold surface with nails digging into your scalp to keep you still while fucking you fast and selfishly from behind.

Both his hands are instead holding you around the waist, keeping your body skin-to-skin against his chest as he gently lolls you on his lap – so slow you can’t even feel your heart – so slow you’re still breathing through your nose. He hasn’t slapped your ass once, and it’s beginning to get a little sad.

You want to tell him that you want him to fuck you like he’s a dirty cop and you’re a criminal resisting arrest – and not this old married couple shit. But you also don’t want to be rude. 

However, after all the one-sided heart-to-hearts he’d sat you through lately – spending more time chatting than making you cum – you were left feeling a little awkward, honestly. And between that and how he’d started texting you goodnights at eight-thirty – you were afraid he’d lost his original raw sex appeal.

He’s become so pedestrian in your eyes he might as well have been wearing glasses and a sweater vest.

You let him finish without saying anything – but you can't deny you’re happy when you feel him finally blow his load.

Dismounting him, you jump to your seat in the car and pull your underwear back up without a word.

It’s silent while he lights a smoke and rolls down his window – his hand coming to rest on your thigh after.

You look out your own window, your face in your palm while you think. And then talk. “I think… we need to stop.”

He's a little busy with his cigarette, but still, he answers, casually. “Stop what?” Smoke goes out his mouth and up his nostrils, then out again.

“This.” You answer. “Fucking.”

The hand on your thigh stirs and you catch him shifting his head to look at you, but you don’t return the gesture – keeping your eyes fixed on the puddle peppering with raindrops out on the empty parking lot the two of you’ve often spent time burning rubber drifting donuts before making the windows steamy.

“Why?” He eventually says. Flicking the spent filter out onto the wet pavement. Rolling the window back up and leaving the both of you in a way too tense silence of muted rain.

You sigh, leaning back against the headrest. “We’re not strangers anymore... It’s just getting a little boring.”

He taps another cigarette up from his box but doesn’t light it – just rolls it around in his fingers with his head bowed. “Boring, huh?” He repeats. And then there’s a pause. 

A hefty pause. A silent one that lasts a little too long and makes you forget the subject in favor of thinking about other things – like, had your roommate done the dishes this time, or were they still on the counter?

“What if I lock the car and drive us off a cliff?” He breaks through your thoughts, and this time, it’s you who turns your head. Looking at him while he still fingers the same slim roll in his hands – mumbling to it, it would seem. “I’ll laugh, you’ll scream… and maybe I’ll light this cig’ while we’re in the air…”

He sighs – as though what he’d just said was not what he’d said – then copies your action, letting his head fall back to rest against the leather – his face blank and his breath steady.

“If you fuck someone else, I’ll break their face.”

This time you blink when staring at him – face riddled, doubting what you were hearing come out of his mouth. “You what?”

“If- you fuck- someone else…” He repeats slowly. “I- will break- their face.” He says it so calmly you’re still unsure whether you heard him right. “Understand?” He asks – chin cocked up while glancing at you from the corner of his red eyes. “I won't stop punching until their teeth are on the ground and their eyes are so bloated and bloody they can no longer see who it is that’s throwing the hits.”

You blink a few more times. Stunned into a stupor, picturing it with parted lips without any words escaping them.

He rolls down the window again and puts the smoke between his lips.

And while he lights it and blows the roof full of grey, you’re still hung up on the image…

Maybe Bakugou wasn’t as boring as you thought.

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

so like. fnaf movie. after night five, all outside observers know is "this 30yo guy with severe anger issues + his 10yo mentally ill sister just walked out of his collapsing workplace with an unconscious, stabbed police officer, saying that someone inside the building tried to kill them but we can't get into the building to check. we went to their house and the aunt who was fighting for custody of the child is dead on the floor. the guy's career counselor is missing, as is his babysitter and her family and apparently they're all dead in the building we can't get into." and like. that all looks suspicious as FUCK however we know that in the few-weeks timeskip both mike and abby seem happy and fine so it's not like mike was arrested or anything. he seems to be more adjusted and is happily talking with her teacher so i doubt he's under stress of interrogation or anything

there's a lot of implications there that mike mighta pulled something but it's all circumstantial evidence at best. i'm sure in jane's autopsy and crime scene evidence they couldn't find any evidence of mike being the one to attack her, esp since it was probably just golden freddy bopping her in the head so they dont even have the weapon, and if she was strangled they'd be able to tell it wasn't by bare hands and they couldnt get prints or anyth. especially if golden freddy is a FULL ghost and thus left no trail.

mike would be smart enough to only tell the cops what they need to know without mentioning ghosts to sound crazy. abby might be more honest with the cops just bc of #autism but they'd be more likely to consider her talking about ghosts and imaginary friends as a child's way of coping, and they cant get anything out of her that would incriminate mike. ADD TO THAT that mike has wounds that are clearly defensive and is SUPER banged up and his wounds would likely match his story way better than evidence of him attacking anyone, AND that there's likely footage and witnesses of him being in the pharmacy and then driving to work (and thus not in the area to attack jane), AND if/when nessie wakes up she'll probably vouch for mike as well, and the cops dont have anything on him

though i DO wonder if they would have records of vanessa patching him up in the police outpost. if they do, that would also back up mike's story as it's 1) far away from the aunt jane crime scene, 2) confirms that he and vanessa were working together, so either she's complicit in Crime™ or his story is accurate and she was helping him save his sister. him going to defend her instead of calling backup is also consistent with his personality of getting triggered and jumping into action around child abduction, esp w/ his sibling in danger

considering what abby would probably say, AND the history of freddy's, it's likely that they would come to the conclusion of is "someone [likely the og kidnapper from the 80s] found out that the guy working at freddy's had a sister, kidnapped abby from her house while her aunt was babysitting and tried to recreate the crimes, his story of him and vanessa defending her and escaping vaguely checks out." whether or not mike would incriminate vanessa by mentioning her dad was the killer is up in the air, and there's obviously some huge holes that are left from nobody believing that there are ghosts in the building but that would probably be the eventual conclusion

but throwing that all away, it would be really, REALLY funny if the rest of the town, being really fuckin nosy and getting into the juiciest gossip they've had in decades, took one look at michael "big teddy bear falling asleep on himself" schmidt and said "there's no way. there's no way this guy murdered his aunt, stabbed an officer and then destroyed his own workplace, especially when he really needed that job and was on sleeping medication," and then turned around to look at abby "neurodivergent in the early 2000s (ableist af time period)" "vocally hates her aunt" "doesn't talk to anyone and claims that she can see ghosts" "vaguely possessive of her brother" "claims that she found the guy who hurt her friends and got him jumped by a cupcake(?)" schmidt and said "oh my god. it was her."

and nobody's gonna directly say anything but they've got cautious eyes on the situation and someone quietly slips mike a copy of the bad seed to see if he has a realization but instead he's just like "hey this book kinda reminds of that golden freddy kid lmao. wonder how he's doin" and then we smashcut to golden freddy kid poking springtrap with a stick

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