#no ma'am

[twilled-auryn]

I lowkey forgot that chapter 42 wasn't a wattpad fanfic written by a teenager- honestly the whole sokeefe getting together is a complete blur. like did that actually happen- oh yeah it actually did..

#i refuse #that's not how it happened #no way #no ma'am #nuh uh #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sokeefe rant #sokeefe critique #idk how to tag this #pls don't be mad at me lol

[sidver]

#cyberpunk 2077 #vivian davos #bryce mosley #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #i'm not even slightly sorry for this #no ma'am

[upbeatwarning-blog]

🐹

I mean you literally said pwease. How could I be intimidated by that?

Yes, yes! Come closer, I prommy I don't have any claws

#none at all #no ma'am

[cinamun]

There’s another r&b artist that yodeled on a track but he ruined his life being a disgusting, perverted-

Nah fam, we don't count him. In fact, who even is that?

#no ma'am #ignore us

[saruin]

the standard for early access has increased to 21+ days and I'm supposed to be ok with that.

#guess I'll never dl cc again #saruin rambles #I have a short attention span ma'am #my ADHD won't even let me remember what I've made in the last week #why would I remember to come back for your shite #complaining in the dark #like 🥲 #no ma'am #no ham #no turkey #no bacon #no eggs #no cheese #just give me the empty fucking plate

[softquietsteadylove]

Oh you gotta continue the dressage AU! It looks promising and already so good too!

Maybe something cute? Gil playing with Olympia? And Thena who wanted to look after Olympia coincidentally sees it? And she is not only watching her mare 👀

"Olympia?" Thena looked around, not spotting her mare in the fields. She walked down the steps of the clubhouse, the apples she swiped from the brunch table in hand. "Olympia!"

Where was that devilish horse?

Thena walked towards the stables, where at the very least there would be someone who would know where Olympia was.

She and Gilgamesh had come to know each other better. She had to admit that she judged him perhaps too quickly. He was a very experienced and diligent caretaker, and he really did know the horses very well. Olympia especially seemed to get the very best food mix, the best attention, the best of everything!

The club would insist on nothing less, after all, given she was their top prize winner. But to have a caretaker who actually cared about Olympia because she was Olympia was...refreshing. And he was not so bad to know as a human, either.

"Olympia?"

Thena walked into the stables, the doors open to air the place out on such a temperate day. She leaned against one of the pen doors, rolled open for exactly who she was looking for.

"Gotcha!"

Olympia whinnied in glee, cantering and kicking like a bunny as Gil played peekaboo with her. She was like a puppy with a toy as her handler took turns peeking at her in between shovelling her hay.

"Hm," Gil pursed his lips, setting aside the shovel as he moved onto the bales. He looked over the wrong shoulder, "it feels like someone is here...but I don't see anyone."

Olympia shuffled her hooves, moving behind him further as he slowly turned around the wrong way to see her.

"Hello!" he called out, chuckling at the sound of the horse behind him. "Oh!"

Thena leaned off the barn door, officially caught in the act. "Oh, h-hi."

"Thena," he smiled as she walked over to them. He grinned, his hands on his hips, "have you seen Olympia?"

Thena barely bit back a laugh; he had his charms, she had to concede. "I...was just looking for her."

"Me too," he put on a look of confusion, ruffling his hair. His shirt had come a little undone in his work. "I was going to get her a snack, but-"

Thena hid her laughter behind her hand as Olympia nudged his hand with her snout and then got her slobbery lips all over them. "Olympia!"

But Gil had no admonishment for the snackish mare, "there you are!"

Olympia cantered on the spot in humour.

Thena went to her mare's side, smoothing her hand down her neck, "he spoils you."

Olympia looked at her as if to tell her not to spoil the fun.

"I spoil her?" Gil smiled, taking one of the apples Thena had brought with her in hand. "And what are these?"

"They were-" Thena gave Olympia a pointed look, "for a very hard working horse when she took a break. But I don't see any hard work being done."

Olympia nudged Gil, urging him to convince her rider to surrender the juicy snack.

"Hey," he chuckled, looking down at the apple in his hands, "I work very hard."

"That you do," Thena murmured. Gil dug his thumb into the top of the apple's core and then split the damned thing right in half. Maybe he was used to it, but it was still quite a feat to witness, nonetheless. He fed one to OIympia and took a bite of the other half for himself.

"At least I have some company," Gil smiled at Olympia, patting her nose as she crunched her surprise snack. He looked back to Thena, "what are you up to now?"

"Well," she blinked; his shirt seemed to come more and more undone the longer she spoke with him. "Practice this morning was thorough. I thought I would look in on Olympia before leaving for the day."

"Aw, we're having a nice time, right girl?" Gil cooed to the horse who was so smitten with him. Her tail swished behind her. "After hay time I was going to give her a nice brushing, maybe a hose down if it's necessary."

Olympia stomped her hoof.

"Stop it," Thena chided, pointing in her horse's long face, "you behave for Gilgamesh. He quite literally does everything he does for you."

Olympia turned faintly, shamed by Thena's scolded.

"Hey, it's okay," Gil said more gently as Olympia sought to hide behind him. "The others don't like baths either."

Thena gave him a look, "this is what I mean by you spoiling her. She had declared you her ally against me."

"I'm not taking anyone's side," Gil laughed, holding up his hands in good will. "I'm here to bale the hay and brush the horses."

Thena looked at the massive pile of hay beside them, both the loose stuff and the pre-rolled and blocked bales. "This is an awful lot for just you, Gil."

He shrugged, though, like staring down a mountain of hay up to the ceiling was nothing. "It's a full afternoon, that's for sure."

"Surely they can't expect you to do it all alone," Thena frowned as he did indeed start drifting back to the hay. She put her hand on Olympia's nose.

"I'm used to it."

Thena could argue that it didn't make it right, but he hefted up a bale and started moving them into each of the pens for the horses. She knew they could weigh around 50 pounds for the smaller blocks. Hay was light, but densely packed, anything could reach a weight that was still a pain to lift and move. "I can help."

"Thena, really," he gave her a look as he walked back for another one. "I only need two in each stall, it won't take long. The rest I'll load onto the forklift to be moved later."

"There must be something I can do," she frowned, not willing to just let it go as he picked up another one.

He set it down at his feet, his back stretching as he did. Why was his shirt so thin?! Thena blinked as he stood up, pulling her eyes away from the spectacle of it all.

"Really, Thena, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself," he said gently. "Not to mention the club would probably kill me in the back woods if I let their prized champion help me shovel the slop."

Thena rolled her eyes; what was this, the 18th century? "I am more than capable of basic horse care. I did manage it long before you came along."

"Hey, I'm not doubting that," he chuckled, looking at Olympia, who was watching their debate with bulbous eyes. "She's the best shape I've seen in a horse here."

Thena held her head high, her pride showing through.

"Okay," he shrugged, putting his hands on his hips again. Was he allowed to work in such a flimsy shirt? Wasn't he supposed to wear protective gear or something? "Hose her down for me, then."

Thena looked over her shoulder at Olympia, who looked away.

"You said you wanted to help," he chuckled, walking past her for more hay again. "She needs a brush and a little shampooing. Then, if you're really keen on helping, you can help me shovel the loose stuff."

The lighter stuff, he meant. Thena put her hands on her hips as well, "fine."

He nodded at her, seeming quite amused by her firmness, "deal."

He moved to retrieve another bale, hoisting this one all the way up onto his shoulder. His back muscles were plain to see regardless of the shirt over them.

Thena sputtered as Olympia flicked her tail right in her face. "Olympia!"

Olympia rolled her eyes and shook her mane out. If she was not going to have her fun, then neither was her rider.

#Thenamesh Dressage AU #Olympia said right in front of my apples?! #no ma'am #I'm here having my fun and then you interrupt it so you can ogle him #nah fam #she also complains the entire tip Thena is shampooing her #because what kid likes the bath? #Gil really does move all those bales by himself #because it's not that he doesn't think Thena is strong #you literally have to be to ride horses competitively #but these bales can be from 40 to 75 pounds #yes I looked that up! #he moves them all in a hurry so Thena won't try to move some herself #but then he peeks at them and Olympia is shaking herself out and getting Thena soaked in the process #then who's staring at someone in a thin white shirt??? #he looks away flustered #poor boi #Thena comes back out ready to help #towel over her shoulders and shirt half plastered to her #and Gil is like EVERYTHING IS DONE IT'S JUST SHOVELLING NOW HAHAHAHAHA #she's okay...

[killerandhealerqueen]

Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna be like this

For like...the next few hours...maybe the rest of the day

(if anyone wants to talk me out of my bad mood or let me rant to them...would be ever so ever so grateful)

#sass rants #it's not often that i get shitty comments #but when i do #oh boy do i get FUCKING heated #like how dare you #how dare you talk shit about my work that i worked hard on #if you don't like it write your own fucking fic #you don't get to come into MY inbox and tell me how to write MY stories #no ma'am #that's not how this works

[perlukafarinn]

i remember reading an aos spirk fic some years back where old spock was surprised they were together because he and his captain were never romantically involved or had those kind of feelings for each other like

tell me you've never watched tos without telling me you've never watched tos

#if you don't think kirk and spock belong together at all that's one thing #(you're wrong but i digress) #but thinking that aos spirk has more romantic potential than tos spirk???? #no ma'am

[likeithct]

what the fuck is this tumblr, this is creepy

#NO MA'AM

[firstdegreefangirl]

Here's a new one: "We're so sorry that you came back from a housekeeping check and found us standing behind the front desk, trying to figure out your computer system and make our own room key! We just thought the zombies had came or something!"

#no ma'am #no zombies tonight #just ONE katie and a WHOLE hotel that needs her attention #also: I wasn't gone but five minutes #and I know that for sure #because I had to come back to the desk for a washcloth #hold your horses #stay on your side of the desk #katie's hotel adventures #katie rants #long tags

[the-average-procrastinator]

Went to the Big Mall and everything was a bit too lux for my blood, so back to my online consignments I go

#i am...frugal #sure that skirt is cute but is it $200 cute???? #no ma'am

[gorgosim]

WHHHHHH- I JUST OPENED MY GAME IS MRS GIRL IS PREGNANT?!?!

#AJKFDJASHD #no ma'am #I understand you're immortal and all but.. #You really wanna do all that again?? #YOUR KIDS ARE ALSO ELDERS

[merrysithmas]

luke skywalker deserves a tiddy window shirt

#let him have the wardrobe he deserves #honestly thats my ONLY problem with TLJ #'luke wouldnt dress like that' was my initial thought lmaooo #he was WAY too gay and stylish finally free after leaving tatooine #like are you kidding me??? those bland ass depression robes No ma'am #no ma'am #anakin as a force ghost to Depressed Brand Luke on the island: sweetheart why dont you put on that black chanel unitard you liked so #much?? #:( with the swarovski crystal backpack?? and the space gucci scarf?? :( #why dont you call your boyfriend Dim? #obi-wan: anakin his name was- #luke: HIS NAME WAS DIN DAD! DIN! D I N #anakin: oh oh okay well what about Chad Solo? #luke: .... #luke skywalker

[saruin]

Just a hypothesis (question)

Do you believe it's possible for 2 people to have the same sim style?

I've been on simblr for a good 2 1/2 years now and every single simstyle I've come across has been dynamically different from one another. Even when simblrs use the same genetics cc, their sims look really different when placed side by side. The only time I've ever encountered 2 (or more) accounts with the same/similar sim styles is when

1. they are deliberately pulling inspo from a certain aesthetic (i.e. berry sims, disney/cartoon/anime styles, korean sim styles, hyper realistic alpha sims, etc)

2. its the same person on different accounts

just like with art styles, unless you study another person's method to the most obnoxiously accurate detail, I believe it's physically impossible for 2 completely different people to have the exact same sims, even if their mod folder is exactly the same.

#saruin answers #I'm not saying it's impossible #some people's styles can be similar #but exactly the same? #no ma'am

[virtchandmoir]

Tessa’s Instagram Story (September 11th)

#tessa #off ice #candid life #social media #on a weekend #no ma'am

[killerandhealerqueen]

When your brain decides to give you ideas for two new aus instead of focusing on your creative component paper like NOT NOW BESTIE, PLEASE

#sass talks #my brain #has the absolute WORST fucking timing #THE WORST #like ma'am #we need to finish this 20-25 page paper in 5+ weeks AND make the powerpoint that goes along with it #WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT/WORK ON TWO NEW AUS #NO MA'AM