#no kissing

[viivdle]

I stand before Cardan, and he looks mortifying in his beauty. He carelessly slumps down on the sofa in his chambers, blissfully unaware of my anxiety. Or, worse, blissfully aware.

“I ought to be mad at you,” he says, and I almost flinch at the sound.

“As I said, I didn’t kill my husband, Your Majesty,” my voice shakes, and I hold onto the hope he will think I am holding back tears.

“Yes, that would be correct. Your husband is sitting in front of you, well and alive. Is he not?”

viivdle productive era??

my ~1900w jurdan fanfic heaven and hell were words to me is out now!!

i tried something different with this one, hopefully it was a good something different

this fic is for @annamatix who i have the pleasure to call my friend. i hope this is just the right amount of "romancy"

happy ramadan<33

#if anyone is curious i will try to explain in the tags about what is and isn't in the fic #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jurdan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfota #holly black #jurdan fanfic #jurdan fic #ao3 writer #ao3 fic #holly blacj #the court of shadows #<3 #tfota fanfic #short story #no kissing #no direct curse words #there is some violence (mention of her mother's death) #however not in great detail #anna said these are the lines she won't cross #however i just want to state it again for others who may have other boundaries #there is no kissing or anything of THAT matter

[sedlex]

It's not like they have experience in that...

#a league of their own #no kissing

[gaymikelesbianel]

this is how the scene should’ve gone

#no kissing #cuz they’re platonic besties #yw😌 #elmike #platonic elmike

[miguels-talons]

hey anyone wanna be my queerplatonic valentine? i'll bring you garlic bread and turn on a movie for us to watch while holding each others hands but no kissing involved

#we can cuddle too omg #wow i talk #perfect queerplatonic date for me is #cuddling on the couch while eating popcorn watching a movie #any kinda movie idc #or a show whichever you prefer #no kissing #no making out #no woohoo #just couch cuddles 😊😊 #aroace #aromantic #asexual

[mexcine]

“Why must it always end like this? Why can’t he be content to kiss me gently?” “He’ll make love to me now! I don’t want him to!” “If you try to kiss me again, I’ll tell your mother!” (Lovers Lane 33, 1953; Lovers Lane 27, 1952, and Secret Romances 26, 1955) Romance comics are about women seeking romance, but on their own terms. Sexually aggressive men need not apply!  

#romance comics #no kissing #nice girls don't #what boys want

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what #mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr #sydcarmy #msr #rackhanne #the bear #black sails #txf #the x files #mulder x scully #sydney x carmy #jack rackham x anne bonny #oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint #maybe not

[gg-selvish]

knf kissed

#txt #knf kissed

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me #you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this #homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

#and he even gets to kiss him

[viennacherries]

#has anyone done this yet #all my moots booping me i love u btw kiss me on the mouth #april fools #april fool's day #boop #meme #cher chats

[catmask]

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would #acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie #die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS #that was AFTER years of g #‘google images girls kissing’ #scratchpost #txt

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

#i will argue this point til my dying breath #they always loved each other #if you think the kiss was the only proof #then i adviae you to reexamine the relationship #the kiss wasn't romantic anyway #it was desperate and painful #it was a last ditch effort from crowley because he loves aziraphale so much #but it was not the confession #he'd already confessed his feelings #the kiss was never necessary to do that #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

#do you want to kiss .

[terrible-claw-lobster]

I made this for my valentine

#my valentine says every note is a kiss youre giving me #thanks for the kisses ^_^ #valentines day #valentines gifts #valentines aesthetic #happy valentine's day

[lemonlurkrr]

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

#lemonspeakrr #AGONY #I WANT OUT!! #but also aha heeh hee teehee look they are my mental barbies I can make them kiss in my mind #agony

[camilleflyingrotten]

Happy Good Omens renewal eheheheheheehhhhhhh

#good omens #good omens renewal #aziraphale #crowley #comic #they kissed #many times #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #digital art #my art