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spenobis · 1 year
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You know im right
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locktrich · 1 year
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this came to me like a warrior cats vision or whatever
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randomraytrash · 1 year
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Let's remember one of the best scene of Scooby Doo
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This is what they took from us.
Bonus point: *sarcasm* A really Supportive Team
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batfamfucker · 3 months
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"Don't you know he's ace-" He's a fictional cannibalistic deer demon.
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pastelsapphy · 1 year
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this is the single most accurate statement in the entirety of mystic messenger
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poppypopp · 6 months
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glitchyycatt · 25 days
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one-sided radiostatic: funny
alastor and rosie qpr: sure whatever
any other alastor ship: you best start running
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onemagpie · 2 years
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predictions for season 4: butcher seduces homelander
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tiredpassenger · 5 months
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looking through my screenshots, and
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huh?
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... ..... well now i just had to.
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poison-marshmellow · 29 days
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Florida is just scp-035 but with a hat instead of a mask
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lover-of-skellies · 2 months
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Apparently I get extra memey when I'm tired
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pe0ple3ater · 2 months
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hello hello! 🖤 I don’t know what your policy is abt new anons but I’m just here to say that I love your blog especially mean Roier and ur etoiles content and also I was researching spider sex for a fic and wanted to share some findings
male spiders have 2 dicks (not exactly dicks but equivalent)
some female spiders appreciate bondage and oral
cannibalism is not only expected but sometimes encouraged and deliberate by male spiders during sex
a frequent practice is for the male spiders to plug up the females to keep their sperm in and other males out
Also, of course, female spiders get fucked a lot. As a practice. As many different mates as they can find when they’re not being picky
👀👀cellbit and roier are always on my mind I want that cat gangbanged and stuffed but do with that what you will
-Sin anon (if I may)
This is all like. Very important infomation that you've given me. Welcome, by the way, to my fucked up little echo chamber. Anyone is welcome, any new anons. I love you all.
"some female spiders appreciate bondage and oral"
Changed my brain chemistry, first of all I'm sorry some female spiders appreciate WHAT? Nature is beautiful. I love science. Roier's instincts know this fact, he's eager to please. Luckily Cellbit is more than willing to comply with is wants. Roier's favorite activity is tying Cellbit down and sucking his dick until Cellbit' is crying and shaking under him.
On the flip side, Roier begging Cellbit to do the same to him. Cellbit loves oral, especially loves eating Roier out. So he's happy to help.
"cannibalism is not only expected but sometimes encouraged and deliberate by male spiders during sex"
Jesus christ. Imagine with me for a moment, Roier catching sight of Cellbit's teeth while they're fucking and his brain just goes fucking crazy. He's begging Cellbit to bite him, to take chunks of flesh. They always end up with Roier under Cellbit, Cellbit firmly seated on his strap, and multiple chunks of flesh from Roier's neck and biceps missing. Their both covered in blood and Cellbit has never been happier in his life because Roier looks so fucking beautiful under him, covered in blood. He taste fantastic, it makes Cellbit a little dizzy. Roier can cum just from the feeling of Cellbit's teeth ripping through his skin, and Cellbit knows Roier is his soulmate.
I know we're all here for the horny, but I am an angst writer through and through so. After they do this for the first time, Cellbit freaks out. Roier is perfectly fine, healing and regen pots work wonders, but Cellbit can't stop thinking of himself as a monster. Someone willling and happy to rip apart the man he loves, how disgusting can one person be? And yet Roier is holding him, petting his hair, telling him that it's okay, that it was perfect.
"a frequent practice is for the male spiders to plug up the females to keep their sperm in and other males out"
FUCK CATBIT TILL HE'S FULL!! I'm not too personally into pregnancy, but Roier is the most jealous and possessive man ever when it comes to Cellbit. If someone is looking at his kitten with a little too much heat in their eyes, rest assured that Roier is going to fuck Cellbit over and over again and keep him nice and plugged up so that he can't go running to anyone else, mumbling about getting Cellbit pregnant so that everyone knows who he belongs to.
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parkitaco · 1 year
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the wonder twins have telepathy in this elmax fic bc i said so
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cometnoodle · 11 months
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the way aymr twitches makes it look like a bigger nutcracker
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moonmeg · 2 months
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There's two types of male characters I create:
1) Boyfriend/Husband material 💕
2) "Perish in the flames of hell" 🔪
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mirrorofliterature · 2 years
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the way that oliver and percy respect each other’s needs would be unparalleled.
a.k.a oliver takes percy’s sensitivity to loud noises seriously (unlike his family), praises him on his accomplishments, and creates a quiet study environment... in turn percy doesn’t tease oliver for his strong quidditch passion and lets him info-dump and helps him find helpful study tactics.
idk I just think the basis of their relationship is mutual respect and I think that is neat
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