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sneezy-cheeseloaf · 3 years

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recounting the entire avengers: endgame movie, which i only saw once when it came out, from memory

because i just took the SAT and i want to do anything except think about that so get ready for a fun ride full of holes and my reenactments of scenes and quotes that i remember from however many years it’s been now since endgame came out. buckle the fuckle up

movie opens, clint’s whole ass family fucking dies. cue killing spree fueled by grief and anger. HashTag Relatable

tony is floating through space with nebula and teaching her how to play paper football

holy shit is this how tony dies

“pep” ouc h

oh hey he’s home, dope

The Gang (tm) learns where thanos’s farm is somehow i can’t really remember

“perhaps i judged you too harshly”

“???? thor????” “what? i went for the head”

“five” five what?? days?? weeks??? months???? oh boy i can’t wait to find ou- “years later” HUH???????

steve looks the exact same, so i guess he kept up that workout schedule even through the snap. i mean good for him honestly

and is also running a talk therapy group like sam did

a single smidgen of gay representation but it’s a good start ig

i don’t really remember what everyone else was doing, i just know that tony and pep have morgan now but idk if that gets revealed now or later

the only reason we had a movie is because of a rat. everyone say thank you to Rat for releasing scott lang, please. round of applause

scott’s daughter is all grown up and catch me sobbing over the fact that he wasn’t there to see it

somewhere in here nat is crying and eating a sandwich and honestly girl same

“hey!!! it’s me!!!! scott lang!!! ant man???? also what the hell happened???? lemme IN”

cue scott lang having a single brain cell and bringing up time travel. i think it was him that proposed the idea. maybe not. but imma give him credit

oh yeah bruce and hulk are besties now and bruce is just permanently Like That

and cue everyone being shook at the idea of time travel

time to go see Science Man at his house on the lake

“i wish you had come for anything else.” ouch

gang leaves dejectedly

peter. that’s it. and suddenly tony is all hands on deck

cue science mumbo jumbo in the middle of the night while he eats something out of a bag that i can’t remember

“shit!!” “sHiT!!!” “NO”

“i love you 3000″

Science Man reveals that he has, indeed cracked the code to literal time travel

cue nat, the only person with an umbrella, going to find clint who is busy with murder, as he does

“don’t do that. don’t give me home” stfu budapest man and get in the car.

thor has. enlargened. and is now playing fortnight with korg as a means to cope with what happened plus losing loki, as i think we all would

The Gang is back together and working (surprisingly) coordinately and throwing ideas around and it’s actually very cute. and it makes my heart very happy. and i want to cry every time i think about it because we all know what comes next

scott’s taco gets blown away. bruce gives him another. all is well in the world

and in this exhibit we see the only brain cell in the whole group, which is being used by rhodey at all times

“why don’t we just,,,, (choking motion)” “to a BABY???”

during the time tests someone gets reverted to a baby but i don’t remember who and it’s highkey disturbing

“i consider this an absolute win!!”

cue slo mo walk with the cool white time suits that everyone looks so good in

“see you in a minute” that smile. she looks so happy. sobbing

i think it’s in here that all the color go through steve’s eyes, so let’s just take a minute to acknowledge how pretty he is

“just for the record, that suit did nothing for your ass.” “i don’t remember asking you to look”

“that’s america’s ass.” yes it is scott you’re absolutely right

“i cOuLd dO tHiS aLL dAy” “yeah i knoOoOW”

time for tony to give tony a heart attack and then just stare in what i can only assume is amusement. i’m pretty sure that comes after america’s ass but maybe not

somewhere in here steve is just staring at peggy through blinds and it’s sad when you see it but when you think about it afterwards, it’s so funny for no reason

time to get whacked by a very angry hulk who was not allowed to use the elevator

“NO STAIRS”

tony goes flying. so does the tesseract. loki, in handcuffs, is like “oh bet this is mine now” and. Leaves.

i’m pretty sure it’s bruce who goes and gets schooled by The Ancient One on the multiverse, and i say it’s bruce because i think he’s the only one out of The Gang who could ever actually wrap his head around it

i don’t remember exactly how they get the tesseract but they do

thor and rocket are in asgard and thor has a panic attack, as I think we all would if we had to talk to our dead mother and pretend like we don't know what's going to happen

and remember kids, slapping someone is not the way to handle a panic attack. anyways

a mother always knows

"i'm still worthy!!!!" you always were, thor. you never stopped being worthy

and we have our hammer back

cue sobbing on vormir

“clint. it’s ok. it’s ok.” that smile.

nat’s fucking dead and i’m fucking dead inside let’s keep this party goin

other stones are recovered and i don’t really remember how but hey we got all six

“where’s nat?” cue more sobbing from me and from clint as you can see each and every team member’s heart drop to the fucking floor. especially steve

yeah maybe we’re doing this for half the universe and all the people we lost, but mostly for nat now

tony’s makeshift infinity gauntlet has entered the chat

Green Man is the only one who can physically take the power of the stones, so the fate of literally everything they have ever done up to this point is on him

snap rest in peace bruce’s arm

cue every single person in the theater holding their breath

“guys. it worked.”

cue explosion as their facility gets bombed and i am terrified that it has killed the entire gang

but it obviously has not and i am once again a Class A Idiot

i can't remember if it’s steve or tony who wakes up first but one shakes the other awake and is like “get the fuck up bitch idk what just happened but we got a problem”

everyone is mostly fine. but they’re all alive and that’s what matters

and now we have the setting for the entire rest of the movie basically

oh hey thanos. that’s uh. that’s a big army you got there

i don’t really remember everything that happened with The Past thanos, gamora, and nebula but i remember that gamora once again sees what a twat her adoptive father is and is like “oh hell na”

cue the gang fighting for their lives against Past thanos. literally

oh shit thor’s about to be killed????

OH MY GOD HE HAS THE HAMMER

cue the theater screaming as they should

hell yeah. bonk that giant space grape with the god of thunder’s hammer. you go steve. and look like a badass doing it as you should

shit’s still fucked and they eventually get their asses handed to them one by one

somewhere in here the shield breaks just like we saw in age of ultron. and like damn bro i liked that thing

steve stands up by himself because bitch. you cant kill him unless he says so. he dies on his own terms. he didn’t live for over a fucking century to die like this

our mans is standing up against a whole ass army knowing full well that he can’t win but damn if he aint ready to try

“ok listen strange. you have to open the portal to his left. his LEFT. you hear me???”

“steve. STEVE. on your left.”

cue the most goosebump-inducing scene that i have ever seen and probably will ever see. i would do anything to see that scene for the first time again. that feeling was like nothing i’ve ever experienced

the amazing symphonics are NOT helping my already-about-to-explode-from-excitement heart

now the gang’s ALL here. and we all cry because all of our peeps are back from the dead and we all missed them and highkey grieved for them after infinity war

i can’t remember if steve actually sees bucky yet but i think he does and i wanted to cry on the spot because not only did i miss bucky but man did i just want them to see each other again

cue sick pan of the whole ass marvel roster like smash ultimate, including howard duck somewhere in there

PETER OUR BOY SWINGIN ON IN

“AVENGERS. assemble.” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

but we all know damn well that not a single person could hear him whisper that shit. like steve bro speak up a little

and the battle for the ages commences

we get to see all our favorite boys are girls fuck shit up and it’s absolutely incredible. wow it really feels like someone’s missing who could that be.

this is now a very elaborate game of keepaway

“catch” “Catch” “CATCH “CATCH”

“hey queens” he remembered. catch me cryin

“hey peter. got somethin for me?” god i love her. flew through a whole ass spaceship. no stoppin her

t'challa remembers clint's name. he did care

oh yeah scott is fucking humongous again, but third time’s the charm ig. maybe he won't pass the fuck out this time

somewhere in here, strange starts holding like. an entire ocean back and i dont really remember where it came from

we get a whole segment of marvel women kicking ass and taking names and i think i just need to take a minute. WE collectively need to take a minute

carol flies straight through a spaceship and everyone is like ???? hello????? where have you been?????????

carol gets literally headbutted by thanos and doesnt move a fucking inch. and that look of murder in her eyes. she could tell me to walk into a pit of lava and i would not question it. the power

“launch the missiles!!!” “but sir, our army-” “DO IT”

damn thanos our expectations for you were low but holy fuck

somewhere in here i think petter quill sees Past gamora and is like gamora???? and she like kicks him in the balls or somethin and is like “this is the ones i picked?????”

the fight continues and honestly a lot of it’s a blur but damn was it not the coolest thing i’ve ever seen.

cue strange knowing exactly how this was gonna go down, and holding up a single finger

i dont think ive ever seen that look on tony's face before

oh shit thanos has the gauntlet and all the stones. fuck.

wait holdup that gauntlet looks a little funky

WAIT HOLDUP

“i am inevitable”

“and i. am iron man.”

the theater, once again holds its breath

all is lowkey calm and everyone is shook

thanos’s entire army slowly fades away. including one of those big worm things that almost eats (i think it was) rocket but like. dusts right as it hits the ground and is a really cool shot

and thanos sits down on a rock. and finally is gone. and it's so cathartic

oh joyous day!! they’ve won!! they’ve done it!!! wait holdup where’s tony. i remember what happened to bruce where the fuck is tony

wait

wait hold on

wait hold on a minute

“we did it. we won, mr stark. we won. please, mr stark”

“pep.”

“it’s ok. you can rest. you can rest.”

i have officially passed away and am a sobbing mess. you can’t do this to me. he’s gonna come back. there’s no way. tony stark doesn’t die. no.

this is a fucking funeral. i am going to combust into tears

“proof that tony stark has a heart”

i just wanted him to be able to see morgan grow up.

but him and nat are eating shawarma together in the sky now.

“i’m recording this in case something goes wrong, which it won’t.”

“i love you 3000.”

oh we’re still rolling. oh we don’t even get a minute to process

steve is leaving??? wait holdup we cant lose both. no

“are you sure about this?” “i have to”

“i’m with you til the end of the line” so that was a fucking lie

but steve deserves to do what makes him happy. so i can’t be too mad. actually, nah i aint even mad i’m just sad

bucky looks so dejected. so sad. someone please give him a hug. he desperately needs it

oh hey steve. but you’re old now. hey then, grandpa. how did you. get there

buck and sam go talk to him as they should

“you wanna talk about her?” “no, i don’t think i will”

“how does it feel?” “like it belongs to someone else”

sam has officially inhered the shield, and by extension, his very own bucky barnes. it’s a packaged deal

clint’s got his family back. and they can finally finish their picnic or whatever they were doing at the beginning of the movies

and steve finally got that dance. finally. and he looks so happy. so content.

and that’s about all i remember

i have not watched endgame since i saw it in theaters when it came out because i absolutely do not have the emotional stability to do it again. but damn the disney plus shows have been bangin

i hope you enjoyed the ride, thank you for joining me in my. whatever the fuck this is

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bouncydragon · 4 years

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

And here is the second part of the bonus!

The writing style kinda changes? I’m not sure. Oh well...

I had a lot of fun writing this. I didn’t include everything that I put in the tags of the original chat (well a reblog of it after it was finished), mostly because I forgot some of it... But it’s okay.

Well, I hope you like this.

(And I’m happy if I never have to use Tumblr on my laptop again...)

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Bonus: Endgame, But With Dinos! (Part 2)

"I am inevitable," Thanos said and once again snapped his fingers.

But nothing happened.

Of course not.

Thanos looked at the Infinity Gauntlet confused, and then over to Tony kneeling on the ground, bloody and bruised and with the infinity stones glowing on his hand. Everybody stared, holding their breath. It was like time stood still.

"And I… am… Iron Man," Tony said, sounding exhausted but determined.

It would all end here. Tony would reverse the snap and things would go back to how they used to be. And Thanos would be gone. This was the end.

Before he could do the snap though, Loki appeared next to him and took his hand. Tony looked at him surprised and then watched as one after another took each other's hands, forming a chain. Tony smiled softly.

"You are not alone, love," Loki told him, smiling and gently squeezed his hand. Tony's smile grew. "Also, I told you no self-sacrificing shit," Loki added then.

It caused Peter, who was holding his hand, to chuckle. Tony raised an eyebrow and then chuckled too.

Loki turned his face to Thanos, who stood there looking stunned. "Didn't expect that, huh, you big ugly grape?" he mocked him, causing some of the people to snicker.

"We – are – Avengers!" he added after a pause, sounding just as exhausted but determined as Tony. And proud. He was part of the team he had once fought. He was accepted and appreciated. He had redeemed himself. He was, if he liked it or not, a hero.

Tony grinned at him and then snapped his fingers. The power of the stones ran through all of them. It was like a tingling but it hurt. None of them would go unharmed but they'd live. They'd all live to see another day.

Thanos disintegrated with a shocked expression still plastered on his face. Silence fell over the battlefield and for several long moments nobody said or did anything.

"It's… It's over?" Tony asked breathlessly then and held on tightly to Loki's hand.

"Yes, it is," Loki confirmed and let go of Peter's hand to wrap his arms around Tony and kiss him. "We won," he whispered as he rested their foreheads together.

Everyone was silent. All were letting it sink in that they had won. Against all odds, they had prevailed and won.

Steve held Bucky close to him. He too had suffered from the loss of his partner. But he had gotten him back and he would never let him go again. He understood the emotions Tony and Loki went through very well, and as much as they annoyed him at times, he was happy for both of them. And he was glad that they both were still here, alive and kicking.

Thor smiled seeing his brother show such raw emotion and affection. Loki didn't do that often. The games he and Tony played while with the others were just that, games. Meant to annoy their friends. But Thor knew that in private they weren't like that. Well, at least not the majority of the time. Probably. He couldn't truly know but he just had the feeling that he was right.

He was happy for his brother. The Norns knew that Loki deserved happiness and love, and he had finally found it. Tony and Loki were meant for each other. They were perfect together. They brought out the best in each other and completed each other. More importantly, they understood each other, even without words.

Thor envied Loki a bit for what he had.

Loki couldn't bear losing Tony. Just like Tony couldn't bear losing Loki. They were two halves of a whole. One felt lost without the other. So incomplete. But they hadn't lost each other. They were still here. They were alive. They still had each other and all their dreams. The future was bright and full of love. And mischief.

The moment was rudely interrupted when Captain Marvel—Carol Danvers—did a hero-landing next to them. Loki couldn't resist shooting here a glare. They were having a moment! A very important one at that!

Carol looked at them and crossed her arms. "You know you could've just let me do the snap."

Loki rolled his eyes. "This has more meaning. It's legendary."

"Fair enough," Carol acknowledged.

Loki opened his mouth to say something else, possibly about how she had ruined their moment, but then he spotted something red behind Carol and beamed.

"Goose! Buddy!" he exclaimed and the Flerken came running to him. Loki let go of Tony and picked the cat-look-alike up to cuddle him.

Tony groaned and rolled his eyes. He loved Loki more than anything but it really annoyed him that he had to share him with his pets. More often than not, Loki would forget Tony to spend time with his fluffy companions. Yes, that's right. They had gotten two cats. So Tony had to share his boyfriend with a dragon, a lizard and two cats. They were named Machiavelli and Shakespeare, by the way, because why not? And occasionally, Tony also had to share him with Goose. Of course.

Okay, to be fair, Tony wasn't annoyed for long. Usually just a few brief moments. Because whenever Loki interacted with his pets or Goose, he was fucking adorable. So silly and giddy. And childish, frankly. But Tony loved seeing him like that. It meant he was comfortable.

So, to be honest, Tony didn't really mind that he had to share his boyfriend. He knew that, no matter what, if he needed him, Loki would be right by his side. Just like he had been today.

"How?" Steve suddenly asked, pulling Tony from his thoughts. Steve stared at Loki cuddling Goose with an expression of plain confusion. "Fury lost an eye!"

Carol shrugged and smiled. "Goose loves Loki."

"No surprise there," Tony said, smiling affectionately at his boyfriend cuddling the Flerken (however had he managed to gain the creature's trust?). Really, it was no surprise. Loki was exceptional with all kinds of animals and creatures. The story about the horse wasn't true though; Tony had asked.

Tony put his arms around Loki's waist and rested his head on his shoulder. "Can we go home now?" he asked quietly. "I'm tired."

Loki smiled softly at him but then grinned and abruptly stood up. "But we need to celebrate!" He turned to his brother. "THOR! ASGARDIAN FEAST!" he yelled.

Thor's expression was one of utter delight and yes, even giddiness. Whatever Loki meant by what he had said, it made Thor cheer. "OH YES!"

Tony had no idea what Loki meant by 'Asgardian Feast' but he had the feeling that it probably involved a lot of alcohol.

***

So, Asgardian Feast was meant literally.

Thor and Loki had turned the common floor of Avengers Tower into a feast hall. No one had been allowed on the common floor for hours until the princes had finished preparing everything.

Tony had never seen Asgard before it had been destroyed but he knew a lot from Loki, who seemed to be sad that Tony would never be able to visit Asgard. Which was probably why the common floor now resembled exactly how Loki had described the feast hall in Asgard's palace. All gold and plants Tony had never seen before decorating the ceiling and walls. Instead of electric light, there were actual candelabra and chandeliers. The flickering light of the candles gave it all a very warm, homely (and medieval) atmosphere.

A large round table was in the middle of the room, decked with various foods, more than anyone could ever eat. Not even all of them would be able to finish this! There were also kegs of what Tony assumed was mead and wine and some "normal" alcohol.

In the middle of the round table a fireplace was set up. It reminded Tony a bit about those French Asterix comics. From what he knew, feasts on Asgard had been held at a long table, not a round one. Loki said he preferred this because it made everyone equal, no one was at the head of the table, no one was better or more important than someone else. Very "King Arthur". He still had a point.

Anyway, Thor and Loki looked very proud and pleased with their work. Loki had assured Tony that he'd have his undivided attention tonight. No dragons or lizards or cats, or Flerkens. Just Tony.

Everyone gathered at the table and it was Loki who opened the feast by holding a short victory speech.

They celebrated for hours. They ate and drank and laughed. All the tension was gone. All the fear. The threat was gone and they could live in peace. They could love and be happy and enjoy the next sunrise. And the next. And the next.

It was well after midnight, the celebration still going and not showing any signs of ending any time soon, when Loki took Tony up to the roof. They looked up to the stars for a long time, Tony safely in Loki's arms. And then Loki retrieved something out of one of his pocket dimensions. Tony knew exactly what it was and there was no hesitation. So he took the golden apple from Loki and ate it. He could feel its effect immediately. He felt more alive, full of energy, younger and like he could climb a mountain with his bare hands.

He smiled up at Loki. This was all he had ever hoped for and more. A life with Loki, millennia of them being together. He could see it. It wasn't just a dream, a fantasy, anymore. It was true now.

They returned to the feast some time later and from the look Thor gave him, Tony knew that the Thunderer was aware of what had transpired on the roof. He got more proof of that when Thor hugged both him and Loki. Usually it would've made Tony's bones crack alarmingly but not this time. Tony grinned.

The celebration carried on for days. There was never really a break. Well, this victory deserved a grant celebration. They had eliminated great evil and had saved the universe. They knew that the peace wouldn't last for them but they didn't worry. They were still here and as long as there was breath in their lungs, they would fight for Earth, for their home, for the ones they loved and held dear.

Because that's what they did. What they'll always do.

Because they were Avengers.

But for now, they could celebrate their victory, spend time with their loved ones and enjoy the peace while it lasted. They could finally take a breath of relief and rest.

***

Two years later, Tony asked Loki to marry him. They had a double-wedding with Steve and Bucky at Avengers Tower. It was spectacular and the happiest day of their lives.

Tony and Loki decided to move away from New York. They moved to Norway but not New Asgard. Instead they had a large estate somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It was surrounded by dense forests and only a small walk downhill was a lake. It was perfect. Quiet and private.

They still had Gwaine and Scaley the lizard and their two cats and their family was about to grow because Loki was pregnant (yes, he could get pregnant). Forget earlier, this was Tony's happiest day, the birth of his son. They named him Merlin, because why not?

Occasionally, Carol visited and left Goose with them. Tony could see it happening that one day the Flerken wouldn't want to come with Carol anymore when she picked him up. But he also was convinced that Carol wouldn't mind because she knew Goose was in good hands.

Steve had officially retired from the Avengers. He and Bucky had bought a house outside of New York and had adopted a baby girl which they had named Hope. They had also gotten a dog and had named him Rex.

The rest of the Avengers were still active, with some new additions in the form of Peter Parker and some Inhumans.

LORD resided on an inhabited island somewhere in the Caribbean which Loki kept hidden with a spell. Tony thought it would become a new Bermuda Triangle but Loki assured that that wouldn't happen. Only time would tell.

Some dinosaurs still lived at Avengers Tower and helped when needed. Clint was their new commander and he loved it. He missed the old days though, the glory days of DTSWDT and the Mischief Squad. But he also understood why Tony and Loki had moved away, or Steve and Bucky. He was happy for them. They deserved it. He had his family back and was happy as well. His kids loved to play with the dinosaurs. His wife hadn't been okay with it in the beginning but now she didn't mind anymore. Two velociraptors stayed at Clint's farm and served as guard dogs. Well, guard dinos.

Natasha came to Norway as much as possible because she was Merlin's godmother. Also, she and Bruce were dating, but technically nobody knew about that.

Stephen had kept the dinosaur he had made friends with during the battle and had named him Stark. Apparently, the dinosaur was smart, mischievous and very stubborn. And also had taken a liking to coffee.

Thor divided his time between New Asgard and New York. Being a leader was hard work but he had Loki as an advisor. And he actually also listened to what his little brother had to say. It was thanks to Loki that the remaining Asgardians had finally settled in their new home.

They might have scattered but the Avengers were still there when needed. This team was an ideal that lived on. Even if some have moved on, others remained to continue the work. Because the world would always need heroes.

The important thing though is, that they all were happy.

All was well.

THE END

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mischievouslittleone · 3 years

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Loki paced the hallways of the asgardian castle. It was one week till Christmas and everyone had someone to spend it with, except for Loki, Loki had no one and this tore at his mind driving him mad until his favorite person stopped him in his tracks.

”just the asgardian I was looking for.” She smiled at him.

“Lilith...” was all Loki struggled to say. He wanted desperately to use his magic to take him away from here. Anywhere would do, even that dreaded earth honestly but he knew she’d follow him, she was a very skillful witch.

”Loki I have a question for you.” She said folding her golden dress over her lap as she sat down.

“What of Thor?” Loki questioned her, her eyes dropped to the floor then back to his.

”honestly why must everything be about Thor?” She asked she understood he was his brother and the new king of Asgard but she wasn’t asgardian she had no king and bowed to no man.

“No matter.” Loki waved her question off. “What is your question?” He asked sitting next to the foreign queen.

“If you could have any one thing for Christmas what would you want?” She asked turning to the god.

”it doesn’t matter I’ll never be able to have it.” Loki said looking at space between them.

“Ah.” She said nodding she knew that look she after all was the norse goddess of love and lust. “You want love.” She agreed unfortunately while she was the goddess of love she couldn’t actually make anyone fall in love with anyone.

“What!” Loki gasped looking up at the goddess. He could’ve lied but what was the use she knew, fortunately for his sake she didn’t know all of the truth. “Yes.” He agreed. “My brothers have someone and yet I?” He said looking away from her. “No.” His heart was on the verge of breaking.

She watched as he tried hiding his pain, she bit her lip she wanted to tell him not to cry, not to fret, but knowing Loki he’d probably say she was insane and laugh it off. Even if Lilith knew better. “I see.” Was all she said before standing up she quickly turned away from him. He reached out for her hand he wanted to stop her, he wanted to tell her the truth. Lilith looked down at his long fingers wrapped around her small golden covered wrist. she waited for something to happen in fact she prayed for something to happen and yet nothing did.

Loki simply let go of her. “Give my brother my best.” He nodded as he stared at the ground with a puzzled look on his face. She nodded before leaving to find Thor it was now his turn to be asked the very same question.

It had been hours and Lilith found herself longing to be in the presence of the mischievous god. She had looked everywhere for him. His room, Thor’s room, the great hall, the kitchen, the garden. He was nowhere to be found she quickly did a spell to help her find her way to him. She quickly teleported to his side.

”Lilith.” He greeted from a large Christmas tree. She Spun around to see him kneeled next to a tree. She thought it was odd, the cutting of live trees, just to decorate them.

“I prayed to you, didn’t you hear me?” She asked furious that he had been ignoring her.

”yes I heard but I knew you weren’t in any trouble.” He smiled at her. “Did I scare you?” He asked getting up and walking closer to her.

she watched him closely waiting for him and to run again. “No you didn’t scare me.” She said crossing her arms.

”then why use magic to find me?” Loki questioned the goddess, squinting his eyes he examined the girl. She open her mouth and yet no words came out. “ does my brother know I’m on earth?” He asked crossing his arms she remained silent. “Does he know where you are?” He asked again moving closer to him. She shook her head Thor didn’t even know she was missing. Loki nodded as he snapped his fingers together summoning two large hot chocolates.

”what is this?” She asked normally she didn’t drink anything but fermented grapes.

“The humans call in hot chocolate.” Loki smiled as she took one from him. “It’s a warm drink made with milk and chocolate you’ll love it.” Loki chuckled as she sniffed it.

“Loki...” she finally spoke. “I know what you want for Christmas...” she began but was cut off.

”can we forget what I said earlier.” Loki began. Lilith looked at the gods face she was unable to read it before he spun around. She clenched her fist tightly.

”No.” she said mustering some courage. “Loki I know how to give you what you want.” She began.

”enough!” Loki snapped at the queen. Lilith mouth quickly shut. “I was drunk.” He lied

“you once told me you’d never lie to me.” She said hoping that would get the god to turn around. Loki sighed.

”fine so what? Are you happy that I’m lonely?” He asked as he peered over his shoulder. “Why bring this up again we both know you can’t force anyone to love me.”

”can I speak please.” Lilith demanded as she set the mug of chocolate down on the table. “ while I can’t make anyone love you I can admit something to you.” She said ignoring the knot in her stomach.

”Admit something?” Loki asked his heart stopping in his chest. “We have no secrets what could you have to admit?”

“Loki of jotenheim...” she began he turned around to face her. She froze she could feel what little courage she had began to slip away from her she looked down to her golden dress. She took a deep breath and looked back into his green eyes. “You want someone by your side. Right?” She asked unsure where she was going with this.

”who doesn’t.” Loki chuckled as his heart began racing, what exactly was the goddess getting at?

“True.” She nodded. “Even I want someone by my side.” She smiled at him. “Loki um what I’m trying to say is..” her voice trailed off.

loki watched as the girl became a nervous wreck with her final word inaudible to him he moved closer to her. “Lilith I need to tell you something.” Loki began. “When I said I wanted someone by my side I didn’t mean just anyone.” Loki said looking down at her fidgeting hands. He quickly took them both in his cold jotenhiem hands. Liliths heart began racing faster then a wild cheetah chasing her pray. She nodded. One of his hands found their way to her neck, he stroked her cheek with his thumb his eyes switched from staring into her beautiful emerald eyes to her perfectly pink lips. His heart raced as he moved even closer to the girl. ” forgive me.” He moaned before his lips crashed onto hers like a wave crashing onto a shore. He pulled her closer to him till their bodies were almost one. Lilith draped her arm over the frost giants shoulder, Loki took the goddesses other hand in his as he deepened the kiss. Neither one of them wanted to part but knew they had to before things got more heated then either one of them wanted currently.

“Marry Christmas Lilith.” Loki smiled resting his head on hers...

#loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki (marvel)#christmas #one shot #marvel #tom hiddleston

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mozzzz05 · 4 years

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The mcu is pretty okay with continuity errors right? I mean there’s not too many blatantly obvious ones that you can spot, unless you spend hours on tumblr. Unlike the xmen series (which I love and adore with all my heart)

But I just thought of one and it’s kinda big??? After starting to rewatch the series in order properly (since I have most of the dvds and just got disney+) So iron man is supposed to take place in 2008 right? I mean it came out that year, in homecoming Happys all ‘I been carrying this ring around since 2008’ which is supposedly when tony and pepper got together.

Some people think hulk comes before iron man 2 others think it comes after, personally I think it comes before iron man 2, partly because of the release dates and because of finer details that I’ll come to in a min, either way we know iron man 2 comes around 6 months after the first and Thor starts roughly half way through that film (coulson has to go to New Mexico) and hulk can’t have happened long before that because Erik makes a comment about a scientist who did research on gamma radiation and got his life’s work taken away by shield (hint,hint).

Anyway, erik then starts working for shield (as seen in end credits scene) and as Loki’s there he can’t have been working there long before the attack on New York. Cap has clearly not spent much time out of the ice from what we see in avengers assemble so we can assume that all this superhero biz took place around 2008/2009 including the attack on New York, this would add up with opening scene in Spider-Man homecoming as it says 8 years after the events of avengers the events of homecoming begin, we know that this information adds up because the film only takes place after civil war from 2016.

But see this is the big issue, as we all know in endgame Bruce, cap, Scott and tony go back to the the attack on New York in which it says is 2012, without the information homecoming gives us this is all fine and makes sense right? We can kinda forget how close the earlier films are supposed to be set together and guess it’s a few years apart? Even with those oh so important details? If the events of homecoming really are 8 years after avengers assemble and the attack on New York really did take place in 2012 are we to assume that the avengers have been living in the future far longer than we have realised? But even then that wouldn’t make sense seeing as Peter Parker was born 10 august 2001 and that would make him 18/19 in homecoming which would be 2020 when he specifically says he’s 15.

So it all comes down to when the FUCK AVENGERS ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE CUZ TO BE HONEST WITH YOU IT SEEMS TO MAKE MORE SENSE IN 2008/2009 BUT ENDGAME HAS OTHER FUCKING IDEAS?????? Is it just me??

May I also add how FUCKING DUMB THE AVENGERS ARE? Do you know what would have been sooooo much easier than fucking going back to different years and shit? Going back on the day that infinity war took place, go to whatever shitass planet thanos landed his purple grape nutsak on, where he went to retire and heal before he snapped the stones out of excistance (and I mean like arrive there the same time he would have) do the same old manuver that they pulled at the beginning and have Thor chop off thanos’ head again (pretty pleasurable to watch tbh) grab the gauntlet with all the stones in and hulk can snap all the peeps back no probs, no tony dying, no Nat dying, no struggle with 2014 nebula and thanos, just freaking pip squeaksss easy, might not be as entertaining to watch or have gamora back and Loki in another timeline but GUESS WHAT BITCH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HECKIN LOT EASIER THAN THE WAY THEY DID IT AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING TIME MACHINE THAT DOESNT FUCK UP YOUR OWN TIMELINE SO GO STEAL GAMORA AND LOKI FROM THE TIMELINES THEY DIED IN YOU DUMB HOE (I mean I love endgame it a great film and a fantastic emotional rollercoaster but still guys????)

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You owe me, Chapter 22

April groaned when she started to come round. Her head was pounding when she opened her eyes and sat up, feeling dizzy she put her hand to her forehead.

‘Jesus. That was some strong shit.’ She muttered to herself.

‘You should know better than to be so reckless.’ Came a voice, an all too familiar voice.

April paused, then moved her hand and looked up. First thing she noticed, was Loki stood at the other side of the room, leaning against the wall with his arms folded over his chest. The second thing she noticed was she was in a very grand looking bedroom. Lavished in green and gold furnishings.

‘What the… Where… Loki?’ She frowned and slowly slid off the bed, looking around herself and trying to get her bearings together.

Loki smiled and started taking steps towards her. ‘I’ve missed you.’

When he was just a few feet away from her, it all clicked.

And she snapped.

‘YOU LEFT ME!’ She screeched and launched at him, aiming punches towards his face. He managed to block them and grabbed her wrists, though she was pretty darn strong in her rage.

‘April, calm down!’ He tried firmly.

‘YOU BASTARD! YOU LEFT ME THERE WITHOUT ANY WARNING! I LOVED YOU, LOKI! AND I TRUSTED YOU!’ She shouted as loudly as possible while still trying to attack him.

Because her hands were restrained in his tight grip, she kneed him in the balls. He let out a yelp of pain and dropped her wrists to grab at his crotch, doubling over slightly.

‘I’m… sorry.’ He gasped out.

While he was doubled over, she jumped onto his back and started pulling at his hair angrily.

‘YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME AND JUST LEFT!’

Loki had to use his Seidr to get her off his back, then when she tried launching at him again he grabbed her wrists and held super tight this time, pulling her in close to his body he managed to wrap his arms around her and restrain her tightly against him.

‘I didn’t mean to, April. I do love you, I do. It wasn’t my fault. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.’ He said during the struggle.

He felt her slowly start to weaken. Then she broke down completely and started crying hysterically in his arms.

‘I’m sorry, April. I didn’t mean to let you down, please forgive me.’ Loki begged, tears coming to his own eyes, but he managed to keep them in check.

‘You left me.’ She whimpered, leaning back away from him when Loki released her, thinking it was safe now.

‘Not by choice.’ He said, reaching out for her hand but she slapped it away and walked to the other side of the room.

‘Yeah, sure. That tall blonde just so happened to kidnap you, did she? If you had someone else here all along, all you had to do was tell me. But you made me fall in love with you, Loki. I trusted you.’ She turned back to face him, she was truly broken and it broke Loki’s heart.

‘What? Tall blonde?’ Loki frowned, confused.

‘Don’t lie to me, Loki!’ She snarled, grabbing a book that was on a table next to where she stood and she lobbed it straight at him.

He was able to knock it away before it hit his face. But he wasn’t best pleased she was throwing his belongings around.

‘I am not lying to you, April. I do not have anyone else, why would I…’ He then trailed off and started laughing.

April glared daggers at him, furious that he was laughing at her. ‘What the fuck is so funny? Do you find stripping me down to nothing, to the helpless vulnerable fool I was, then fucking off, funny?’

Loki stopped laughing, realising how hurt she truly was. But the fact she thought the blonde…

‘April, darling. That blonde you saw me with was not a woman. That was my… adopted brother. And I didn’t go by choice, I had no option. He has cuffs that stop me using my Seidr. I thought it was you knocking on the door, that you’d forgot your keys. But it was Thor. He captured me before I had an opportunity to do anything else and wouldn’t listen to me when I told him about you.’

April paused a moment, but she wasn’t sure whether she believed him or not.

‘Why the hell should I believe that? You’re in this fancy ass room, living in luxury!’ She motioned to the table where there was a glass of fine wine and delicious looking grapes that made her mouth water, but she quickly looked away again.

‘I give you my word, April. I am not lying to you. I cannot leave this room, though. Odin has placed an enchantment around it, so I cannot leave and my Seidr cannot leave this room either.’

April folded her arms over her chest. ‘Prove it!’ She hissed.

Loki rolled his eyes and sighed. But he knew it was the only way to show her that he was being truthful. He walked over to the door and when his hand touched the handle, he was scalded and retracted his hand quickly.

‘There. Happy now?’ He hissed, biting his tongue in pain.

April’s features softened slightly. Was he actually telling the truth? It was kind of looking like it…

‘Well… Why am I here now? What happened?’ She was still defensive and when Loki walked over towards her, cradling his burned hand that was still quickly healing with his Seidr, she took a step back. Not wanting him to touch her.

‘I begged Thor to get me back to you. But he wouldn’t listen, and decided to take you here instead. Apparently, he went to Heimdall to watch you… To see you putting yourself in such stupid danger, April. Why would you get drunk and high like that?’ He growled angrily.

‘You are in no position to scold me, Loki.’ She growled back at him.

He narrowed his eyes at her, then launched for her. This time he didn’t let her move away. He pinned her to the wall, hand at her neck and the other on her hip. His lips were so close to hers, she could feel his breath against her.

‘You could’ve been killed.’ He snarled. ‘Or worse…’ His voice wavered slightly, and April could clearly see the worry in his eyes.

April said nothing for a moment, her eyes welling up again. When she spoke, it was quiet and choked up. ‘You weren’t there to guide me, Loki.’ Then she got a bit louder, trying to shout at him but it just came out through tears. ‘You weren’t there!’

Loki dropped his hands from her and instead pulled her into an embrace. Glad when she hugged him back this time, crying into his chest.

‘Shhh, shhh. It’s ok. I’m here now. And I’m so sorry… I won’t ever leave you again. I promise.’ He whispered, one arm around her middle and the other hand cradling the back of her head as he buried his face into her hair.

#you owe me #tom hiddleston #loki #fan fiction

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i-luv-stars · 5 years

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Serendipity (Pt. 2)

You are an immortal who has spent your life travelling, forced to find your home in different places around the world. One day, you meet a certain God of Mischief. What follows is a friendship that spans centuries.

Warnings: just fluff

Word Count: 3 k

A/N: This chapter is just short and sweet, don’t kill me 😩 things will start to heat up in part 3, promise x

Part 1

London. 1603.

“Get out of my way, I was here first!”

A hunchbacked woman glared at you with black, beady eyes.

You mumbled an apology and kept your head down.

Inwardly, however, you were seething. Bloody witch.

You had been waiting in line for hours to get into this theatre, and yet an ignorant peasant had the nerve to declare she was there before you.

It was events like this that reminded you how much you despised London. With it’s dirty and disease-ridden streets, it was definitely one of the worst places you had ever called home. Unfortunately, it was also one of the only places you had left to go.

“Ticket!” A man barked at you, pulling you from your thoughts.

Finally, you were at the front of the line.

Digging into your skirt’s deep pockets, you produced a solitary ticket, which the man promptly snatched from your hand.

He inspected the slip of paper closely before glancing toward you.

“Rather unusual for a woman to come to one of these things by herself.” He noted, his voice slick with suspicion.

“Have you never before come across a woman who enjoys the theatre?” You snorted.

The man eyed you with disdain. “Your seat is on the left.” He grumbled, handing the ticket back to you.

Satisfied, you gave him a slight smile before stepping inside.

The Globe Theatre was one of the most popular spots in London, and tonight proved to be no exception. The centrepiece of the room, the polished and intricately carved stage, was surrounded by peasants, all clamouring for the best standing room. Behind them, rows of seats stretched for as far as the eye could see. Those able to afford tickets sat there now, talking excitedly with friends and family. The air was abuzz with light chatter and laughter.

You had been saving up for weeks to afford a ticket. As you looked around at the beautiful theatre, you couldn't stop your lips from stretching into a wide grin.

Just as you took your seat, the curtain drew open.

As the play went on, you were lulled into serenity by the actor’s calm voices. During one particular soliloquy, the late afternoon sun fell gently on your face, and you found yourself becoming nostalgic about the warm evenings you had spent in Florence.

To daydream about such things was odd, as you generally regarded your time in Italy as a complete disaster. One that you were trying to erase from your memory completely. But here, in grey and dirty London, you couldn't help but reminisce about the days you had spent under the orange sun, walking amongst olive fields and rose gardens.

And, of course, there was something- rather, somebody- in particular that you couldn't stop thinking about.

Loki had been a particularly stubborn memory. You hadn't seen him since that day he had rescued you from your wedding and yet, you often caught yourself dreaming about his piercing green eyes and his raven black hair. Admittedly, deep down, some small part of you did wish that you could see him again.

But such thoughts were fruitless, you knew. He had most likely forgotten about you. You were sure he was surrounded by far more interesting people on that Asgard he always spoke of.

Not that it matters, anyway, you remind yourself. You had been alone for a long while now. That was just how it was, and most likely how it always would be.

You turned your attention back to the stage.

“…he that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.”

“Gods, she’s being awfully dramatic, is she not?” The man to your left mumbled, his head bent in your direction.

You hummed in response. But, just as the actor launched into another monologue, you were hit with a sudden realisation.

That voice…

It couldn't be. You had just been thinking about him.

You turned towards the man, your mouth dropping open in shock. Sure enough, his eyes were sparkling green in the sunlight.

“Loki!” You gasped, much louder than you had intended to.

Several people hissed at you to be quiet.

“Miss me?” He asked, a smirk playing at his lips.

“What are you doing here?” You whispered. “How did you even find me?”

“Are you really so shocked?” The god asked with a grin.

You supposed you weren't.

“Now, are you coming with me or not?” He asked, reaching out a hand.

“Coming with you?” Your eyebrows knitted together in confusion. “Loki, what do you mean-”

But before you could finish, Loki grabbed your hand in his and wrapped your arms around his waist. “Hold on tight.” He whispered into your ear.

And with a snap of his fingers, you both disappeared from the theatre, as if you had never been there at all.

“Loki, where in the world are we?” You asked, gently removing your hands from his body. Your mind was spinning.

“Look around you.” The young god declared, thrusting his arms outwards. “Where do you think we are?”

As your vision slowly cleared, you took in your surroundings. With a gasp, you realised that you were surrounded by rows and rows of food. Shelves, lined with wheels of cheese and piles of fruit, towered above you. Dried meat and sausages, bulbs of garlic and strings of herbs dropped from the ceiling. Barrels of wine and bottles of liquor covered the far wall.

“Unless we’re in your personal pantry, I’m guessing we are not supposed to be in here.” You whispered.

“Oh, relax,” he reassured, placing a hand on your back, “we’re perfectly safe in here, I promise.”

“Well, why are we here, anyway? I haven't seen you in 125 years, and then you just show up, kidnap me and take me here?”

“Ah,” Loki grinned, “keeping track of the years, are we?”

Your cheeks blushed furiously. “No, I was just… guessing.”

The god began to inspect the food-laden shelves. “Want one?” He asked, turning to you with a bunch of grapes in his hand.

“No,” you growled, “what I want is an explanation to why I am here.”

“Fine.” He sighed. “I got bored again. And hungry. Normally, I would just raid the palace kitchens. But today, I thought I should go on an adventure. And check up on you. See if you were still as pretty as I remember…”

You rolled your eyes.

“Oh, stop being so grumpy.” He demanded, taking a bite out of an apple. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but you were the one crying last time I left. I thought you’d be happy to see me.”

Bastard. Of course he’d bring that up.

“Fine.” You huffed, sitting down on the wooden floor. “I just wish you hadn't taken me from the middle of that play. I saved up for a long time for that ticket, you know.”

“You call that mess a play?” Loki snorted, filling a tray with food. “I could hardly bear it. You’re lucky I watched it for as long as I did.”

“But it was one of William Shakespeare’s.” You uttered in disbelief. “Everyone is saying he’s the best playwright to have ever lived…”

“Shakespeare? I’ve never heard of him.” He said, sitting down next to you. “It’s a shame mortals can’t come to Asgard. Otherwise, I’d take you there and show you what a real play is.”

“Oh,” your eyes lit up as he mentioned that name again, “tell me about Asgard.”

The god shoved a slice of cheese in his mouth. “I’d rather not.”

“Please,” you begged, eyes wide, “I don’t care if it’s a long story. We have all the time in the world.”

Loki glanced towards you, taking in your big eyes and your pouted lips.

“Fine.” He sighed, exasperatedly.

Your face broke out in a grin. He began to speak…

Loki told you of a world of gods and goddesses, a realm overlooked by a gilded golden palace, where both the fiercest warriors and the fairest maidens lived. He spoke of Vikings, of Norse mythology and stories whispered around campfires. Then, of elves and frost giants, of magical beasts and skilled dwarves. His words rendered you breathless with wonder.

“You must love your home.” You observed, interrupting him.

He turned to face you, his head tilting slightly. “Why do you say that?”

“Your eyes,” you responded, “when you talk about Asgard, they light up.”

The god frowned slightly. “Asgard is indeed beautiful, but… it is not without its faults.”

“What do you mean?”

“Being Odin’s son, it comes with strict requirements. For as long as I can remember, I have been judged on everything I do.” Loki’s voice was different, now. Cold as steel. “And for as long as I can remember, everything I have done, has fallen short…”

You glanced towards his fists. They were clenched tight.

“My brother, Thor,” he continued, “has always been my father’s favourite. I love him, but he is a fool, and reckless… and yet no matter how much I prove I am the better successor for the throne, my father refuses to see reason.”

You didn’t know what to say. You had only known Loki a short while, but he had always been cheeky and lighthearted, always wearing that permanent smirk. Now, he was different…

You grabbed his hand slightly, wrapped your fingers in between his.

“I understand your frustration. I know how terrible fathers can be, trust me…” You said, your voice gentle, reassuring.

The god looked at your fingers entwined with his. You sat in silence for a moment.

Finally, he spoke.

“So all I have to do to get you to touch me is be sad? Let out a little emotion?” His smirk had returned back to his face.

You let go of his hand. “You’re insufferable…”

He just laughed.

You sighed and stole an apple from his tray.

“Alright, I’m sorry.” Loki said, meeting your eyes with his green ones. “Thank you. For being nice.”

You rolled your eyes as you took a bite of your apple.

“Alright, it’s your turn. Where are you from?”

You froze. Goosebumps prickled at your flesh.

That was a topic you definitely did not want to talk about.

Loki seemed to notice your discomfort. “Or… you don't have to. We’ve been sitting here for hours. How about we have a little fun?”

You raised an eyebrow. “If this involves me taking my clothes off…”

“No,” he reassured, waving a hand, “nothing of the sort. I was thinking more that type of fun.”

You followed his line of sight. He was looking directly at the dozens of barrels of alcohol.

You smiled back at him. That did seem like fun.

Two hours later, the two of you laid down on the floor. You were both very tired and very, very drunk.

“I can’t believe you just drunk two whole bottles of rum!” You giggled.

“And I can’t believe you could barely finish half of a bottle…” Loki teased.

“Well, we can’t all be gods like you.” You breathed, staring up at the ceiling.

“That is true.”

Loki stretched his arms out, and wrapped one around your shoulders. Normally, you would move away. But right now, you were far too intoxicated to care.

“You know,” you sighed, inching closer towards his chest, “I lied before. I was counting the years…”

“I’m the God of Lies, Y/N.” He smirked. “I could tell.”

“I was just scared you wouldn't show up. Because I’m just always so… lonely. I never really had a family, and all my friends died a long time ago and-”

You stopped to hold back the tears that were threatening to fall.

“-just, thank you. For showing up. That’s what I’m trying to say.”

It was silent for a moment.

“Don’t cry.” Loki eventually muttered, his fingertips gently tracing your shoulder. “I only came back because I was bored.”

“You’re really rude.” You hiccupped. “I’d hit you if I wasn’t so drunk.”

“I’m a god.”

“What does that have to do with being polite?”

“Everything.” He laughed. “And nothing, I suppose.”

“You’re being confusing.” You said, yawning.

“Honestly, I don’t think I know what I’m talking about either.”

You laughed as you snuggled closer into his chest. A voice in the back of your head reprimanded you for getting so close to him. You knew you shouldn’t, you knew it was dangerous to allow yourself to get close to anyone, especially after last time…

But you were so cold and he was, surprisingly, warm. And you could barely keep your eyes open.

“You can go to sleep.” Loki whispered, curling his arm tighter around you. “I don’t mind.”

Grateful, you closed your eyes. “Goodnight, Loki.” You mumbled, before falling asleep.

The god watched you as you slept. He saw the way your chest slowly rose and deflated, and how your eyelashes seemed to flutter slightly, and how the moonlight that snuck in through the rafters made your skin glow.

As he watched you, he had two clear, distinct realisations.

The first was that he was quite sure he’d never, in all his years, seen anyone or anything as beautiful as you in that moment.

And, his second realisation, was that he was now faced with the task of telling you that you had just spent the night sleeping in the Queen of England’s pantry.

Well, Loki thought, resting his chin on the top your head, he would just have to deal with that in the morning.

And so, closing his eyes, he went to sleep.

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You owe me, Chapter 22

TITLE: You owe me CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 22 AUTHOR: fanficshiddles ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine after the battle in New York, Odin sent Loki back to Earth without his powers as punishment. SHIELD are after him and he meets a woman who isn’t all she seems at first and she has her own agenda. The two end up teaming up, to help one another. But it’s not quite as plain sailing as they’d hoped. RATING: M

April groaned when she started to come round. Her head was pounding when she opened her eyes and sat up, feeling dizzy she put her hand to her forehead.

‘Jesus. That was some strong shit.’ She muttered to herself.

‘You should know better than to be so reckless.’ Came a voice, an all too familiar voice.

‘What the… Where… Loki?’ She frowned and slowly slid off the bed, looking around herself and trying to get her bearings together.

Loki smiled and started taking steps towards her. ‘I’ve missed you.’

When he was just a few feet away from her, it all clicked.

And she snapped.

‘YOU LEFT ME!’ She screeched and launched at him, aiming punches towards his face. He managed to block them and grabbed her wrists, though she was pretty darn strong in her rage.

‘April, calm down!’ He tried firmly.

‘YOU BASTARD! YOU LEFT ME THERE WITHOUT ANY WARNING! I LOVED YOU, LOKI! AND I TRUSTED YOU!’ She shouted as loudly as possible while still trying to attack him.

Because her hands were restrained in his tight grip, she kneed him in the balls. He let out a yelp of pain and dropped her wrists to grab at his crotch, doubling over slightly.

‘I’m… sorry.’ He gasped out.

While he was doubled over, she jumped onto his back and started pulling at his hair angrily.

‘YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME AND JUST LEFT!’

‘I didn’t mean to, April. I do love you, I do. It wasn’t my fault. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.’ He said during the struggle.

He felt her slowly start to weaken. Then she broke down completely and started crying hysterically in his arms.

‘I’m sorry, April. I didn’t mean to let you down, please forgive me.’ Loki begged, tears coming to his own eyes, but he managed to keep them in check.

‘You left me.’ She whimpered, leaning back away from him when Loki released her, thinking it was safe now.

‘Not by choice.’ He said, reaching out for her hand but she slapped it away and walked to the other side of the room.

‘What? Tall blonde?’ Loki frowned, confused.

‘Don’t lie to me, Loki!’ She snarled, grabbing a book that was on a table next to where she stood and she lobbed it straight at him.

He was able to knock it away before it hit his face. But he wasn’t best pleased she was throwing his belongings around.

‘I am not lying to you, April. I do not have anyone else, why would I…’ He then trailed off and started laughing.

Loki stopped laughing, realising how hurt she truly was. But the fact she thought the blonde…

April paused a moment, but she wasn’t sure whether she believed him or not.

‘I give you my word, April. I am not lying to you. I cannot leave this room, though. Odin has placed an enchantment around it, so I cannot leave and my Seidr cannot leave this room either.’

April folded her arms over her chest. ‘Prove it!’ She hissed.

‘There. Happy now?’ He hissed, biting his tongue in pain.

April’s features softened slightly. Was he actually telling the truth? It was kind of looking like it…

‘You are in no position to scold me, Loki.’ She growled back at him.

‘You could’ve been killed.’ He snarled. ‘Or worse…’ His voice wavered slightly, and April could clearly see the worry in his eyes.

Loki dropped his hands from her and instead pulled her into an embrace. Glad when she hugged him back this time, crying into his chest.

#Loki #Lover #Submitted fic #submission #you owe me #chapter 22 #fanfichiddles

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starkendgame · 5 years

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okay so i saw endgame twice last weekend

there’s spoilers ahead y’all so i suggest scrolling on by if u haven’t watched

anyways

here are my thoughts and they’re all over the place so

- first hawkeye scene was already so sad also do i sense a kate bishop??

- tony teaching nebula how to play paper flick football was the so cute i love their dynamic

- also seeing how caring nebula was during that time oh man i am soft

- okay but how did carol just happen to come across tony and nebula’s ship???? like there’s a whole universe,,, and she just found it??

- “i lost the kid” had me ready to cry so fast

- rocket responding to being called a build-a-bear with “maybe i am” snsksjkd

- tony’s snap at cap was so valid and i think he needed to let all that out and cap really needed to hear that

- also i like that they gave him credit for his warning that the world needed a suit of armor because it shows some dummies that he created ultron with good intentions

- support group cap is a good concept and also kinda sad bc we know sam was also a support group leader

- this is an unpopular opinion and people will definitely disagree with me but carols new haircut was not doing things for her

- nat crying over clint made me big sad especially the second time around

- honestly i really liked nat in this movie more than others, her character really shows some depth

- i swear i’m going to get 3000 tattooed on me somewhere that shit HURTED

- on that note morgan stark is the most adorable little girl i’ve ever seen and dad!tony deserved to be a concept for more than 5 years (or 5 minutes from an audience point of view)

- like if you didn’t hear “define lunch or be desintagrated” and immediately melt ur a liar

- scott running around the vanished memorial in panic is :(

- okay cassie looks way to old for just a 5 year time jump im sorry someone had to say it

- hulk/banner is so fucking weird it’s so uncomfortable but also it didn’t bother me to the extent where i wanted it changed bc it was pretty funny

- also him giving scott tacos had me rolling

- thor bod is okay and i think shitting on him for it is mean we all acknowledged that he’d been through a lot after infinity war

- “shit”

- tony inventing time travel super casually? iconic.

- tony also creating a gauntlet in a hot second even though thanos had to fatty go to nidavellir and use some special ass metal to get his? even more iconic.

- all the domestic scenes where the avengers just sit around trying to figure out where to make their jumps and nat with her little notepad and bruce going “shut the front door” all of it was so good

- alright here’s the tea the thor we know and love would not just ignore loki when he went back in time he’d have exactly the same reaction as when his mother showed up

- their whole relationship that was built in ragnarok just fucking died and i refuse to accept that

- also seeing loki made me very happy and very sad i miss that dramatic little bitch

- also i love frigga

- america’s ass

- literally imagine checking out ur own ass and being like “damn,,” while ur friends also do the same

- “i can do this all day” “yeah i know” was solid fucking comedy even he’s tired of it

- “hail hydra” was also so good that bitch really took full advantage of being from the future he was so proud of himself

- i feel like nebula perhaps could have warned nat and clint about vormir but idk

- nat is so fucking important and deserved better, no memorial? no funeral? really?

- honestly and this is a problematic opinion but i wish it was clint and not nat because marvel wasnt doing enough with his character anyways and nat was such an integral part of the team in so many ways and it’s kind of terrible that i think this bc clint has a family but nat was honestly the heart of the team

- but she did so good and i’m proud of her she really died a hero’s death and she needs recognition

- the broken shield like how it was in tony’s vision is rough

- cap lifting mjolnir??????? Wack

- shuri yesssss i really hope she has a bigger role later in the avengers but im upset tony didn’t get to meet her he would’ve loved her :(

- the scene when everyone came back and it was just everyone in one place was such an experience like man the goosebumps

- also seeing peter for the first time back made my heart swell i love that boy

- tony and pepper iron couple is everything i needed thank you

- tony and petey reunion <3

- but also i felt like peters lines during their reunion were a just the slightest bit odd but that’s just the script not toms acting

- scott looking at hope when she calls steve “cap”

- the fact that cap called peter “queens” is really cute and overlooked also pepper calling him “kid” like tony does

- the girl team up WHEW chile can i tell u i was smiling so big that shit had me SHOOK at first but then it occurred to me how unlikely it is that they would all end up in the same spot and that was completely there just to make fans have the exact reaction we’re all having and so they could score brownie points i’m sorry i had to say it

- okoye is hands down the most badass woman out there no powers no armor no shield no suit no fancy tech she’s just out there kicking ass with her spear and i appreciate her

- also this might be dumb but if carol is the strongest of all of them, why couldn’t she use the gauntlet and perhaps survive

- also it’s just stupid that they acted that carol was going to be such a big part of the movie but she was there for maybe 2 hot seconds

- seeing that crusty purple small dick grape finally get dusted was all kinds of satisfying

- “we won mr stark” “i’m sorry tony” and “you can rest now” fucking destroyed me thanks

- i’m going to fucking miss tony so much i’ve cried so much

- he’s literally been my favorite superhero for 11 years Fuck

- proof that tony stark has a heart also destroyed me bitch i am GRIEVING

- who’s gonna make the abnoxious sarcastic witty comments now Bitch the mcu lost so much with the death of tony stark

- also i really hope they show peter having some issues after all this i think it’s only realistic there’s a lot of trauma he went through

- harleyyyyyyy :)

- cheeseburgers :(

- also speaking of harley can he pick up the genius invention slack in the future i think that’d be so good

- queen brunnhilde <3 ur gonna do great

- where’s gamora?? also her timeline has got to be super fucked up now

- is thor gonna be in guardians 3??

- also it’s a bit upsetting that even with the snap that brought everyone back, half thor’s people are still dead bc they died before the snap

- ned and petey reunion <3

- caps ending has me a little conflicted because yes it’s nice that he got his happy life and everything but i am gonna be one of those people who thinks it’s a bit out of character

- also if i’m being honest, tony and caps endings should’ve been switched i feel like, tony really needed to be able to have his happy ending and stop blaming himself and living with that guilt i think he deserved that closure and also having that character on standby for future movies seems super useful to push some plots forward?

- and with cap his whole thing was that he really wasn’t supposed to live past that plane crash and i felt like if his character was gonna go out it would be the way that tonys did bc i mean the man stood up in front of a whole freakin army before he knew help was coming

- that aside i think bucky should’ve gotten the shield, mostly because i think that’s only fair but also sam already has falcon, but all bucky has is the winter soldier and that has all types of bad shit attached to it so idk i think to make him captain would’ve been better

- i do think bucky knew what cap was gonna do he literally said “i’m gonna miss you” before he left even though he was supposed to have been back in 5 seconds his time and he didn’t look freaked out at all when he didn’t also he told sam to go ahead and talk to steve that bitch Knew

- also the sun didn’t fucking shine and i’m pissed they completely fucking desreguarded his entire monologue in that scene

- if tony and nat don’t get big ass memorial statues im going to sue

- also i hope peter and morgan have a cute sibling relationship please it’s what we need

- the sound of the first iron man suit being built at the end really got me and it was only 2 seconds of Sound

- but i wish we got an actual end credit scene like scenes with tony and morgan or something that teases far from home or some homage to the A6 idk it was underwhelming to not have a scene

- also i can’t watch any marvel movies now without being REALLY sad so there’s that i’m a little bit of a disaster

- i think overall this movie overlooked a lot of development that went on before hand and in that sense i think it lost a lot, but in terms of how the story went down i think it was good there was just a few things i wish they added (thor and loki ahem ahem) and honestly the movie should’ve been longer w an interlude but it was good + worth the watch i’m just a huge emotional wreck

- (also a side note: i’ve seen some people questioning why others are so upset over these fictional characters and it’s because yes we have attachments to the characters but also the actors, and after the characters die the actors won’t be in any more of these movies and we won’t see any more of their content or interaction with the rest of the cast and that shit is sad we’re gonna miss them so there are some tears)

#endgame spoilers #avengers endgame spoilers #avengers #endgame #A4 #spoilers #tony stark #captain america #iron man #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #black widow #my babies :’((((#marvel

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valentineblaze · 5 years

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Endgame Spoilers

Listen up people I am here to rant.

Tony Stark is effing amazing and I love every second of his gilded trashbag life. But this was just a killer. Dad Tony was everything I wanted and more let me tell ya. I love you 3000 is freaking heartbreaking. I have no issue with his arc in the movie at all even if the end does cause me to break out into back breaking sobs because fuck you. If Tony is going to die by gauntlet then you had better be damn sure everyone he even peripherally gave a damn about is going to make it through this fight. Natasha, Gamora, Loki, and every single Asgardian Tony could remember would have been brought back because that man is the definition of all or nothing.

What I have issues with is the sheer lack of world building we get in this movie. Honestly its the Snap and the only glimpse of this Post apocalyptic world is group Therapy and Remembrance walls. As well as several miscellaneous flashbacks to Hawk-eyes surprise family? That not even comic fans are super attached too because they were literally made up probably for male man pain. Where was the atmosphere? Where was the drama? Where was the angst? Post snap was quite honestly not heart wrenchingly rendered into a suitable level of grief. It just wasn't. I expected break downs and rage. All I got was three seconds of Natasha tears as she has let someone else tracking down her soulbro. And a Tony Stark screaming at Captain America. This movie just told us what was happening didn't show us what was happening. It was piss poor story boarding.

Then there was the character development. Like wow. We get all these new and amazing side characters in which you could have fleshed out and made us root for and you just throw them to the sea like chum. -Captain marvel is just not there at all, she gets a gratuituous girl power scene which was random and then she gets slapped to the ground never to get up? Right after she take a head butt without a single flinch. You can small Thanos's fear right then. -Rocket gets to slap Thor? Thats it thats his most memorable moment other the holding Nebula's hand. -Rhodey has some of the best lines but no development or follow up. -Nebula there is so much happening off screen that it physically hurts me. She is amazing. I adore her. I want a series of her. Nebula is my bitch bea. I found a new hoe to die for and it is she. She is my new ride or die. Found family and redemption arcs come at me. -Sam and Bucky both get maybe two lines a piece and that just irks me.

Time travel... yes bitch I am always there for time travel hijinks and drama but honestly five minutes of a single episode of leverage had more heist feels then this three hour train wreck. It might have been the lack of a great soundtrack but it just wasn't that compelling to watch. I'm also really confused about the time travel thearory in this shit because they kept going back on thier own writing through out the movie (cough cough STEVE cough) I'm a fan of we rewrite the future by affecting the past. Butterfly effect is my Jam. This alternate reality thing is fun yes but it can't really be that because they may create alternate realities okay? then if there was the need for pym particals for time travel to occur how did Thanos's big ass army get enough to travel through time to the future? Because the avengers were out or at least low regardless of Steve's thievery and Nebula only had the one from my understanding. Also if changing the reality makes a new reality how the fuck was Steve in this reality.

Bruce , Bruce, Bruce. My beautiful green rage monster and yoga doctorate what have they done to you. What is going on. Why are you so cheerful. Why are you at peace. I hate to say it but go back. Why are we still doing this Nat/Bruce ship? It is so random. I just can't see it. Fandom can trick me into it for a few chapters but not forever. Ya'll should have taken a hint from Ragnorok give me that personality and it would have been a win. Shock and dismay was my only emotions when it came to this mess.

My constant rage with this series is pick up an effin comic book. Sit down watch a cartoon. If anyone is going to become a human disaster post Snap its going to be effin Hawkeye. Like yay Ronin cool but what the actual fuck. Why did you come at me like that? Hawkeye is not your edgy overlord. He probably would have died ages ago with out the female influences in his life. He has regular dates with dumpsters. I'm sure he even has a ranking system for prefered dumpsters to end up in after a beat down. Yes he is startlingly competent but even he doesn't know how he does it half the time. He eats food off the floor and thinks expiration dates are guidelines.

Thor was a new one. They threw me for a loop. One this man needs a hug. Two, why is no one hugging him? His rampant depression and weight gain shouldn't have been the butt of jokes. There should have been some honest concern and meaningful conversations with the living not the dead. Thor never doubted his mother's love. That was never up for debate. Thor is not to blame for the snap. Thor will give no fucks if he messes up the timeline if it means his family is alive and together. Especially post Ragnarok. Also I could have sworn Thanos killed every asguardian on his ship at the beginning of infinity war? How is Valkyrie alive? Why would Thor decide to go to space?

I’m not even gonna touch on the Black Widow for this one. I’m just not gonna go there. Blind rage doesn’t even cover it.

Howard Stark. Wow just wow I thought I was having some weird ass delusion. That man is scum. Comic canon scum. One of the smartest men on the planet yes, revolutionary war hero technically yes, great father and overall good human being? Hell to the no. Tony literally named his A.I. after Jarvis, cried over the death of J.A.R.V.I.S, I would have expected a quiet chat about fatherhood and marriage and how it can make the best out of any man (he hopes) before I got a conversation with dear old dad.

Why can’t Tony and Steve have one friendly conversation? A sense of camaraderie? Anything? Why is that so hard?

Steve "fight me" Rogers what has MCU done to you? I'm supposed to believe that you would have left Bucky Barnes to Hydra's hands for over 70 years. Im supposed to believe that you would have been in the past and had no interactions with Howard Stark. Im supposed to believe that the you married the Director of Shield and you didn't wax poetry about the amazing woman that diegned to marry you every damn day of your life? This woman on her deathbed told you she lived a long and fulfilled life and that you should move on to have the same happiness as she and you did what? That he wouldn't have dismantled every last bit of Hydra. That he would just let Natasha and Tony die because of that shitty delusional grape? The disrespect STEVEN the disRESPECT! I am a Stony stan for sure but hell if I don't respect Peggy Carter. So yay steve gets his happy cis gendered ending but what about the rest of em?

#i will spend the next week editing this #endgame #spoilers #i hate it #i really really hate it.#mcu #endgame spoilers #my rage doesn't hit civil war or ultron levels mostly because i'm just tired but #seething is accurate

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tom-hiddlewhipped-blog · 5 years

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loki discussion

hey, welcome to my first post on tumblr. for this, im going to make a loki discussion. a bit long post actually

first of all, if marvel did kill him off then he must be ready for an army to go for them. and second of all, he should play an important role.

when the attack on new york happened, marvel confirmed that loki was under control of thanos. he looked abused, mentally and physically when we first saw him in avengers.

he was clearly abused by thanos, i assume that thanos trained him ever since he fell off the rainbow bridge in the first thor. but thanos must have lost patience and just controlled loki.

before marvel confirmed that loki was controlled, i already thought someone or something controlled him. his quote in the first thor, 'i never wanted the throne, i only wanted to be your equal!' which is also my bio. says that he doesn't want the throne, to rule, just... he doesn't want to be a king or a ruler but wanted to be seen as thor's equal.

doesn't this make you doubt, why he wants to rule midgard? while he wants them to kneel, bow for your ruler and all of that. it makes me think, why do you want to rule midgard when you said before you only wanted to be thor's equal?

i mean, you could have changed your mind and all. but there is a thing i noticed. you love thor, you do, especially when you practically sacrificed an infinity stone for him.

i could see this specifically when loki and thor fought in avenger's tower. when thor said 'look at this!' just focus on his eyes. he may be the god of mischief and lies but just look at his eyes and you can through it and see his emotions.

he was scared, scared that thanos would actually win. that he could rule every world. he even said 'its too late to stop it' because he doubted that they would win. when thor said 'together' he felt assured.

but then again, thanos was in control and made loki stab his own brother. don't miss the tear that left loki's eye. yes, it exists.

in human age, loki is only seventeen. think of all the stuff he went through... and again, in his eyes, his eyes are emerald green. but if you noticed a slight tint of blue can be seen when he attacked nyc. i caught it when the two fought, turned green when loki looked around, blue when loki stabbed thor.

now, why he faked his death in TDW. remember how thanos controlled him? since he failed to kill earth, he thought it was safe if he hid in prison in asgard. but he thought it wouldn't really last long so he decided to play dead.

why pretend to be odin? to make the people appreciate him. he didn't just make himself busy with the play, but no one would have liked that play if 'the monsters parents tell their children at night' was there.

he changed the people's thoughts about frost giants. about loki. to not judge them for not everyone is as bad as people says so. just because people say these frost giants are monsters, doesn't mean all of them are.

i recently re watched thor ragnarok and remember the part before 'get help'? in this, thor tells loki how he never changed, their path... he didn't look happy at all, just imagine the words he wanted to say. now, imagined that scene but you like this. their facial expression stays the same.

thor's voice saddens as he spoke. haven't even taken a glance at his brother. 'i wish you knew me well, brother' the younger thought as his brother pats him on the back. 'i never wanted the new york attack to happen, i never wanted to kill father' he pursues his lips as he thought. 'i just wanted to be loved...'

he just wanted to be accepted as thor's brother. son of odin. whether he was a frost giant or an asgaurdian he only wished to be loved. and be seen as an equal to others.

infinity war then... actually, for a fact, im having a marvel marathon on accident because of fox movies. i just finished black panther now here we are at infinity war.

even though we barely saw him in this movie. we barely smiled in his words, he was still here. he was the first to give up the tesseract just to save someone. going back to ragnarok, at the end when loki and thor saw the ship. he was so frightened, since he was abused by that purple grape.

in infinity war, thanos didn't hesitate to grab the man's brother and threaten loki by hurting thor. some say that loki was also abused the way thanos hurt thor.

now i support this thought. loki knows the pain it causes, he was with thor for years so he may know how far he can go. loki thought thor could handle it and get away but thor couldn't... which is why he surrendered, there was no other way out.

even if you support the 'loki is banner' or other theories saying that loki used a clone for thanos. let's say he did die, which is hard to accept by the way. you could see the terror in his eyes, just giving the tesseract was horrifying for him. he must be so glad hulk appeared.

when thanos was doing his... snap to loki, im saying this for the nth time and look at loki's eyes. the red in it, his lips that looked dry like hel. he was a frost giant and the ship was on fire after all.

he wanted to say the words 'you will never be a god' since the start but he couldn't because he feared his death. he never told thor about his feelings, he must have a lot to say but never did.

i feel like when 'the sun will shine on us again' was his late words on ragnarok or dark world. because of the, asgard is no longer existing as a realm and that stuff.

he wanted to make sure that everything was okay, don't worry. i'm here, you're here, there is still another day to live...

i want to end this post right now because infinity war is starting, but let me say something.

the chance of loki being resurrected in endgame is 50/50. since the chance of time travel is high so i believe that thor will try to convince others to make loki live...

i can't stay longer since i'm crying already, but i believe that loki knows thanos more than anyone. he might know his weakness, remember the power he used to make valkyrie remember the death of her 'colleagues' ? they can use that against him, if they go to the time thanos had sacrificed gamora, loki could use that to thanos and weaken him.

now, enough of that. loki's death is near, but i believe... 'the sun will shine on them again'

which also explains why thor was watching the sunrise in the trailer for endgame

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