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revengemode · 2 months
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Bonjour et bon appétit à moi!!!
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ParisDaya is exactly who she thinks she is!!!!
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homoeroticgrappling · 3 months
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1) not separating contenders by title is dumb
2) OC and Trent being on the contender list, where is my beautiful boy Chuckie T
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dawnstaley · 2 months
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keep forgetting that danny ric is on the grid again
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crummb · 10 months
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going to start donating to ao3 like those grandmas at church when they pass the plate around
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inked-up-gentleman · 7 months
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I’m buying you dinner so I can kiss you hard. And then play with those ridiculously cute puppers of yours!! 😘
You can play with the puppers for free. The rest is off the table.
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yourplasticpal · 7 months
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So, in Good Omens, if we see food as an allegory for sex, and food is Aziraphale's Thing while Crowley isn't really into it (unless you count drinking, though he does love watching his angel experience pleasure), my ace ass really wants to see The Kiss as a romantic asexual who finally found their Person, against all odds, but now, faced with a breakup and the return of unimaginable loneliness, is desperately trying to make their beloved allosexual "happy", by any means necessary.
Words didn't work, and my love language is gifts and acts of service anyway, and I know you love ... let's shorthand it to earthly pleasures, so here, here's an earthly pleasure, I'm offering, whatever you want, just please, please don't leave me.
Which is all incredibly unhealthy (take it from someone who has been there, and looks back now through the lens of SO MUCH THERAPY), and frames the subsequent "breakup" in a much more positive light because, babes, that would have been the wobbliest, crumbliest, crappiest foundation for a relationship in the history of ever. That gambit needed to fail. For both your sakes.
We'll get you to that South Downs cottage yet, but there's a lot of hard work on yourselves between there and here.
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ngl i get genuinely surprised when i see someone use he/him pronouns on this site. i see you all as my girlies, and that includes all genders and non genders.
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tiger-balm · 2 months
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theyre potentally shipping bunts to the pens?????? no disrespect to the pens but you are pulling bunts from his rightful place among a loud obnoxious playoff team???
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apomaro-mellow · 2 months
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How do you feel about mutuals flirting with you?
I don't mind it so long as they're age appropriate (for reference, I just turned 30 last month, so pls no one 18 or under XD)
but do so at your own risk bc i'm not sure if I'd ever recognize someone flirting with me. You'd have to hit me over the head with it.
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bamfjinxy · 2 years
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Writing prompts for elijah and elena (updated)
Pt2
1: Elena knowing Morse Code and subconsciously taps her thoughts
Elijah understanding it and tries not to laugh at the insults.
He outwardly chuckles when she Morse Code calling Klaus a puppy due to his need for attention
Warns elijah about champagne
2: Selective mute elena-trauma from car crash- elena learns sign language, uses notepad or phone to speak when she can't.
Elijah knowing it cause he be a historian. Elena being comfortable with him and talks to him.
Knows in an instant that Alaric isn't himself (he knows how to sign), tries to make a deal with Klaus afterwords. (Jenna lives due to this, sicko vamp is scafriced instead)
Signs sorry to Elijah after releasing the dagger, also invites him in the boarding house (Klaus still daggers elijah)
Klaus roadtrip with Stefan still happens, elena doesn't try to follow leads.
Stefan compelled elena to talk during the whole drive off the bridge, causes her to go downward spiral in talking.
Klaus learning it and becomes protective of Elena. (Elena staying with the mikaelsons during the dinner party w/ Salvatores )
Hugs Elijah after entering the mansion after bringing shopping bags for Klaus. (Modern clothing for his brothers and food for her, she talked him into undaggering his sibs, Damon/elijah move up the plan a bit)
Soft-spoken but kinda gruff 'I missed you', Elijah worrying about her here. Klaus happy she talked.
Elena apologies to Rebekah for daggering her, via phone, (knows she doesn't understand sign language yet)
Kol, Finn confused. Esther still shows up but surprised elena is there.
Elijah and Klaus stands between elena and Esther.
During masquerade ball she talks to Finn, Elijah translate for her. (Vamp hearing works wonders sometimes) Finn starts to rethink Esther's plan a bit.
Damon getting tired of Elena using sign language to talk due to her not being comfortable near him. Blows up at Elena about using everything esle to talk but her voice, insults her mutism as an excuse not to talk or to gain sympathy.
Elijah overhearing this sort of snaps, knowing it wasn't her choice to have something like this happen to her. (Punches Damon multiple times, Elena calms him down just by saying his name and shaking her head)
Klaus walking over and tells Damon that Elena only talks to people she's comfortable with or trusts. Snaps the younger vamps neck. Someone drags him out (person optional)
3: Elena being a Phoenix as well and not knowing, she did die in the water with her parents
Heat radiates off her, when she's pissed or upset.
Small chirp/purr Like noise when happy, content, or relaxed and excited.
Has to willingly give her blood, otherwise taste like ashes.
Smells human but with a campfire Overtop of the smell.
Heals quick but not too quick.
Danger senses around ingrained, like Stefan doesn't mean to due her harm but she still doesn't feel safe.
Ergo doesn't date Stefan, but still gets necklace
Compulsion only works half way. Ex: Stefan compelling her to dagger Elijah later on, knows she was compelled but not why. (Makes notes of it the feeling)
Elena having no qualms about dying, though she still could die with vamp blood in system.
Elijah being confused why she doesn't smell completely human, questions the change in body heat when he sees her upset or the little noises he hears when she sounds happy.
Will spend time learning about all the small ticks.
He hates that she doesn't seem to care about dying, she doesn't really know why (instinctively knows she already has multiple times maybe?)
Danger sense for eljiah isn't there. She feels safe with him even when alert around Rose/Trevor.
Never mentions it till she suckered punch Damon for trying to feed her his blood. Will state she never felt safe around him or Stefan not like Elijah. Will try to leave the house. One of Salvatores grab to to make her stop and gets burned due to her anger.
Elena brushing against Elijah but he doesn't get burned.
Elena will somehow get caught on fire, Will not notice it and someone puts it out. Elijah finding out (or was there) and checks to see burns and have there be none.
Elijah makes a connection that Elena is another supernatural creature besids a doppelganger. (Secretly looks at lore for what else she is)
He figures it out after being undaggered after the sacrifice. Protective of her even more so.
Jenna still be alive, cause elena healing her without knowing.
Elena being friends with Rebekah since she left a note in the blondes dress after the daggering happened.
Esther linking spell won't work, Elena forced to give blood still isn't being willingly.
Kol bites her and starts choking a bit on the blood to the point of vomiting. (Thought it would be funny to try and tease elijah and annoy Nik)
Elena looks confused and concerned. Elijah just growls at Kol after wrapping an arm around elena first.
Yes, did the whole mate thing. Phoenix mate for life man (in this prompt anyway)
Elena does make an very elated chirp after Elijah does this. (Not sure anyone told her what she was, up to the writer)
4: Elena having tattooed Viking runes mixed with verian after finding out vampires exsit and just after Alaric arrives in town. Ergo,Elena takes no shit, and is protective.
She gets Elijah's name before she meets him
ᛖᛚᛁᛃᚨᚺ- (elder furthark) on the left side of her neck just a little underneath her jaw
She went to Alaric for history purposes on Vikings and she gets her aunts permission for the tattoos
Caroline and Bonnie go with her, she gets two tats.
She did read the bilbe and the name stuck out to her when she was researching.
ᛒᛁᛋᛋ ᚬᚠᚠ - piss off, on the other side of her neck above the clavicle (younger furthark)
Only Caroline, Jeremy and Bonnie know she used verian ink.
Still wears the necklace Stefan gave her, but will act like she was compelled when it gets taken off.
(Her fascination towards Vikings and the language in general could be up to be debate of why, the idea is elena being an old soul)
Tatia behind the scenes of protecting the younger doppelganger, and thinks both Klaus and Elijah deserve happiness. Shows up in Elena's dreams sometimes (No she won't be pit against brothers, polygamy is a thing though but not for prompt)
Elena does let her family know about vamps, she doesn't want them clueless, plus gilbert journals.
Debating if Elena should also learn sword fighting the thought of her threatening people with sword would be hilarious ex: Logan Fell.
Does break up with Stefan before the masquerade ball (or continues to remain broken up after first time?)
Elijah being a confused but adorable vamp when he sees the runes underneath her jaw but puts it in the back of his mind to save face.
She definitely outs Katherine and moonstone, sure she be scared of the situation of being kidnapped
Pokes Trevor's head with finger, confirming he be dead.
She be forced to leave behind Elijah after he was stabbed. Knew he wasn't going to hurt her.
She does try to offer herself to Klaus the same way. Which does allow her to make deal with Elijah.
She begrudgingly admits Stefan shouldn't be stuck in tomb with Katherine even if he deserves it. (Allowed Jeremy to get hurt trying to get moonstone)
Elena finding vamp supplies in lakehouse and does hold her own with help of stefan when Tyler and Brady show up (she didn't invite Stefan inside cause broke up but did allow him to come to help her get away so she could have a calm moment)
Stefan does warn her what happened at dinner party
When she does dagger elijah she takes his body inside her lake house preventing Damon and stefan from getting him
Klaus bodysnacther with Alaric sees runes and asks about getting them, she looks confused at him knowing he was the one to help her research the Vikings, and admits she felt drawn to them.
She also indirectly mentions she choose the name before meeting Elijah, who was helping her keep her friends and family safe while agreeing to do the ritual as something she feels she needs to do.
Klaus decides to not use the suggested vamp and wolf (different vamp for sacrifice, but Jules for wolf)
(Not sure what to do about decade dance) elena disagrees with plan to kill klaus
Undaggers Elijah and gives him blood bags in lake house while she waits for him to wake, invites him in and reads the journals there.
When he does, he's little surprised about the blood bags and not in a basement.
Elena hearing him, let's him know there are clothing in the house and he can keep the dagger.
Elijah definitely asks why she is giving him the dagger as her means of defense against him
Blankly looks at him and just says they had a deal and even if it was broken due to outside interference she's doing the ritual.
Elijah gets the rundown of what happened and he tells her about his family via curse as well ( they are driving back to town as this happens)
Offhandedly mentions that it sounds familiar but still will do it. Also notes to Elijah that she doesn't think he can kill his brother
Kicks Damon in the balls after trying to put his bleeding wrist to her mouth to prevent her from drinking the elixir
Ritual happens, Klaus breaks curse, Elijah doesn't go through killing him, Jenna still lives ( I like her alive)
Elixir has a side effect and she meets Finn, they both get to know each other before she comes back to life(important for later)
Klaus go on road trip with Stefan, Damon still got bit via werewolf
Prank Night Klaus does ask how she is alive, she tells the truth and say Elixir from Elijah. Tyler still becomes a hybrid but only willingly since elena asks due to her knowing via dream tatia about her blood being key
Let's Klaus know as well and will donate blood
Elena befriends Rebekah after whole Prank Night. Even let's her know about the tattos being made with verivan and has to pretend to be compelled or act a certain way to not tip off certain vampires.
Elena getting pissed about Mikael, does dagger Rebekah but for her protection. Tells the truth to Rebekah about her mother being killed by Klaus but to look at it from his point of view. (He was in pain due to wolf being locked and acted on it)
After Mikael dies does tell Klaus she does care even if they barely know each other. She does tell him that she told Rebekah about her mother.
Stefan bargaining Elena happens and Elena pissed punches him and she goes to Klaus, Brotp happens.
Klaus let's Rebekah know she was only daggered to be protected from Mikael whose now dead. And Stefan took the coffins to get back at him (he referred to her as my doppelganger and not her name yet)
Wingman elena for Klaroline.
Mikaelson ball happens, Finn and Elena shocked at seeing each other. Elena Hugs Finn happy to see him.
Elena hugs Elijah and Rebekah as well but all shocked how she knows Finn. She does berate Klaus on not informing her of his siblings so she could have helped get him modern outfits
Klaus rolls his eyes, and toast to dancing happens
Kol does dance with her,she introduces herself, he mentions her similarities to Tatia, she asks about her appearance, jokingly remarks how the same face the braids in her hair, blue dress, and earrings would make much difference.
Gets spinned to Finn before Kol could say anything but Finn overhearing convo does admit that she what Tatia looked like. Elena blinks at him in utter confusion before she realizes the dreams.
She does string out curses, and you got to be fucking kidding me, and finally that fucking protective viking bitch. Finn asks her if she is alright?
Elena nods and then gets spinned into Elijah
Both make small talk, Elijah finally asks about the his runic name being tatted on her
Elena mentions reading it from the Bible when looking for things to translate into Old Norse. Elijah stuck out to her. Tells him she didn't know about him at all.
Elena and Esther meet, she says no. Esther forced elena due to life her her family. (Damon necks also gets snapped, and she admits she has a problem with his love for her and she won't ever feel the same way)
Finn backs out knowing that it could cause harm to Elena.
Elena still lies to Elijah about the link and leaves upset.
All Mikaelson have a meeting without Esther and Finn comes clean about linking spell and Elena's part, clarifies that she didn't want to but forced to. Finn didn't drink the champagne.
Elena texts Rebekah during the meeting, 'trying to get Bonnie unlinked from your psycho mother, think elijah has the how to on elixir making' Elena sending another text to her, 'think Nikki will let be borrow a dagger so I can stab your mom. Legit asking. '
Rebekah sends her brothers numbers to her after laughing. Kol reads over her solider 'I like this one'
Elena to Klaus 'Let's plan a mother dearest murder'
To Ellijah 'How to save life via magical elixir to revive the dead'
(Confessions can be inbound- desperately need to stop been writing for three hours on and off)
5: Elejiah Sentinel Au, I don't think anyone has done that. Know there are fanfic crossover for this type of thing
6: Elena carrying around a shotgun and or mutiple knives on her person with veirvain/wolfsbane coating due to small visions of deadly omens.
When kidnapped curse that she doesn't have her weapons to use against Trevor after trying to bite her.
When Elijah arrives and kills Trevor goes 'aw, damn I wanted to kill him'
7: Agents of Shield Au- Elena being like Daisy/skye, and Elijah like Daniel Sousa. They match each other so well!
8: Star Tear Diease Au- (similar to hanahaki diease)
(Apparently I like writing a Chaotic Elena, feel like we need more of her)
I got more ideas and didn't feel like writing another post
Writing of these is always welcomed when I do prompts, as long as I can read them when finished! :)
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Today's lesson on the internet: anything written by or involving Randall Munroe has the potential to make you feel like you've just read a xkcd comic
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dyrewrites · 9 months
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There are BillxDipper posts on my dash, under "Based on your likes".
Tumblr, can you please tell me what I liked that lead to this? Please. I need to know...because I am here now, it continues to return me here and I am afraid.
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agstricker18 · 2 years
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Midnight Lyric Wallpapers Part 2
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i don’t think i’ve ever told y’all how much i like jason grace he’s my BEST FRIEND and IS NOT DEAD (even tho his death meant much) and i will take NO HATE
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guys ive just been told people have playlists made for precise emotions on spotify that THEY ACTUALLY USE
like i just made 2-3 playlists and never touched them again. i usually just put my liked songs on shuffle
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ichigokeks · 2 years
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coming to tumblr after you were on any other social media platform is like coming home, shutting the door and it's finally fucking quiet, after spending the day in a massive crowd where everyone shouted at each other and it was hectic af
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