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majorbaby · 1 year
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idk if anyone is saying 'repressed trapper' anymore but in addition to my thinking that that is a shallow read of him, we might also trust hawkeye on this one, because he knew trapper best.
hawkeye says of trapper, to trapper, "you were open and honest, you let me lean on you" which is the opposite of repressed.
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weepingfoxfury · 1 month
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'What if it rained? We didn't care. She said that some day soon the sun was gonna shine', so sings Paul McCartney ... Pancake Day was yesterday, Valentine's Day today, Lent begins tomorrow ... none of these things are in my diary. The man on the radio plays Life Is Beautiful ... the advert tries to convince you to sign away your home, enjoy your money now because 'life never gets old' ... my hand passes across my face again and again and rests on my chin as I watch the birds through the window, imagining an old style bandstand, the raindrops hanging for a moment on the edges of its roof before they plummet and hit the ground bringing more worms to the surface. The conductor is unseen, the orchestra's numbers unknown as the birdsong dips and swells, the lost postman and I nod to one another and the music plays on ...
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ratazom · 1 year
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My homunculi are currently distributing soup and toasted cheesy garlic bread to trans people around the world as a special holiday treat. The soup is a potion of +4 protection from fire, just in case.
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horrorbmoviegoth · 1 month
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Quite happy my last album has received steady plays on band camp since December up to 544 now.
Thanks folks .
Sn00d.bandcamp.com
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jasontoddisbest · 1 year
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CALLING ALL ROTTMNT AUTHORS (Pls read if you are insecure about your English)
Hey ok so random thought:
You know how so many writers are insecure about their English and their grammar, well what if we had assigned editors
(I'm pretty sure this already exists, but bare with me)
Like what if every writer has this one person who reads over your story and checks for grammar mistakes and spelling and its all for free, no money no nothing, just a tag and the chance to read your story before its posted
I honestly want to be this kind of person, so talk to me if you need an editor/grammar checker lmao
(I'm going to put the process of how to contact me if you want to down below)
DM me and tell me the main focus plots of your story
not necessarily spoilers but the basics (sfw or nsfw; what ship; hc or oneshot; maybe a few plot points)
I not do character x OC by the way (no hate, just bad at it)
pls send in the story after i say i will help
pls send me the story AFTER you wrote it or send a part of it
(^Maybe you can send part of it, and while I edit it, you can write the next part?)
(^^We'll figure it out)
I will edit it on google docs, then I will copy and paste, and DM the edited version to you so you can see if you like it
I will not change any plot points at all (unless you want me too)
pls DM me any other questions ty!
Feel free to reblog lmao
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No Charge Shirley Caesar | Runtime: 3mins 29secs
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187um-killa-trill · 2 years
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Future - No Charge
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legolonia · 2 years
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Norm Alguy.
Let’s go Eddie. The store has old batteries and they’re free of charge.
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hannsolore · 2 months
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???
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vamprisms · 7 months
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hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw
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majorbaby · 1 year
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“on a good day he collects 50 or 60 smiles” and then “no charge”
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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skipppppy · 3 months
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No offence but I feel like some people got a little too comfortable with telling people to touch grass and swung all the way round to just straight up shaming anyone who might have a less active social life than them to feel better about themselves. “She should be at the club” was a really funny meme until people started acting like fucking middle school bullies towards people who don’t go out with their friends a lot. All those drinking/drugs/sex milestone polls were fun to engage with until it became a wierd circlejerk making fun of people who haven’t done those things before. People on twitter are once again dogpiling someone for wanting queer social spaces that don’t revolve around alcohol or loud music and telling them it’s their own fault for not having friends.
Like I get that nightclubs and sex have strong ties to queer culture and are often the first targets in the hellscape of respectability politics. It’s important we remember our roots and protect these spaces from conservative scrutiny. I mean that. They are important. But just on a surface level it seems like people are starting to see having an inactive social life as some kind of moral failing which…it’s not. I feel like an insane person for feeling like I have to say this on the fucking queer autism website but like. You aren’t inherently a bad person if you don’t have friends. You aren’t “falling behind” if you haven’t had your first kiss in your 20s or never done drugs. The real world isn’t a movie. And if you see someone who doesn’t go out much and instinctually think “wow what a terminally online loser. I bet their social life sucks because they’re a sheltered creep and not because of systemic barriers beyond their control” you need to have a long hard look at why you feel that way.
There are very real barriers that prevent isolated people from finding community and connection. Do you think you’re superior for being able to breach them? Time, money, sobriety, accessibility, none of those factors were a problem for you, so it shouldn’t be for them, right? Right?
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penrosesun · 4 months
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In light of the Panera lemonade thing, I feel like now is a good time to remind people that caffeine has an effective dose that is much closer to overdose amounts than most other drugs (including illegal and heavily stigmatized drugs), that caffeine overdoses are both common and under-reported, that not being able to get through a single day without a drug that was not prescribed to treat a medical condition is not normal, and that the sort of capitalist grind culture that normalizes all of this is bad, actually.
Caffeine headaches are a withdrawal symptom. If you get caffeine headaches when you don't get your coffee fix, you are addicted to caffeine.
Heart palpitations and feelings of impending doom are overdose symptoms, and tolerance can vary enough due to external factors that a high level of caffeine that's fine for you one day could be dangerous for you on another. If you get "panic attacks" and if you regularly drink more than one cup of coffee per day, tell your doctor about your caffeine habits, because those panic attacks may be misdiagnosed caffeine overdoses.
I'm not anti-caffeine – in fact, I'm not anti- any drug. I think adults can make informed choices about their own health, and I think that they should be allowed to do so. But the key to that is the informed part, and an awful lot of people consume genuinely risky amounts of caffeine without knowing any of the risks. In law school, I polled my friends, and discovered that a shockingly high percentage of them had had what were likely caffeine overdoses without realizing that that was what they were, or that they were dangerous. Having a little bit too much coffee and then spending all afternoon feeling like you're close to having a heart attack isn't an everyday occurrence, and it shouldn't be treated like one! Some of these same friends had abused stimulant medications like adderall and ritalin as productivity aids, and I absolutely guarantee that if they'd had the same level of symptoms from an accidental extra dosing of those drugs, rather than of caffeine, they'd have gone to the hospital. But Starbucks and Panera don't hand out adderall and ritalin, and people don't think that merch about adderall and ritalin dependency is cute or quirky, or that an adderall or ritalin habit is indicative of being a hard worker.
I love a cup o' joe in the morning too, but caffeine is a drug, y'all. Stop treating it like it's not.
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dirt-mccracken · 4 months
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As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.
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