i’m pretty sure the episode 8 plot twist is a Shiv Abortion ™️ & Tom “you’ve hurt me in ways you couldn’t imagine” (phrasing wrong)
But if it is Shiv/Greg teamup & tomgreg betrayal, I’m very much looking forward to the aggressive, desperate, and cringe buttsex that will follow 🤷🏼♀️
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where is my cookie 😑
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literally how tf did you get here that fast omg-
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EAT UP CUTIE
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Diana: GARNEEEEET!!
Everyone: Diana?!
Ruby: Diana! What are you doing here?
Diana, pointing to Garnet: That little BITCH-
Garnet: Rude!
Diana: -stole a most valuable treasure from me!
Rinko: Garnet, what did you take?
Garnet: Nothing!!
Diana: LIAR!
Diana:
YOU
STOLE
MY
LOLLIPOOOOOOP!!!!!
Minami: Garnet, what the fuck?! Why would you do something like that?!
Garnet: Minami, you gotta understand: It was warermelon-flavored!! Watermelon is the best flavor of lollipop!!
Garnet: How could you possibly blame me for taking it?!
Aoi: Pretty easily actually, considering you did take it
Garnet: Are you seriously taking her side on this?! She tried to end the world!
Sapphie: That still doesn’t justify stealing her watermelon-flavored lollipop…
Minami: Give it back!
Garnet: But- You- She’s- Uuggghhh! Fine!!
Garnet: Here, Diana, take it back
Rinko: And?
Garnet: Uuuugghh…. i’m “Sorry” for stealing your lollipop
Rinko: There! See, was that so hard?
Sapphie: Do you forgive her, Diana?
Diana: Hmph, fine. I suppose I can let it go for now. Just make sure she doesn’t-
Diana: Wait…
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rinko & Ruby: Ehh?!
Diana: You SLUT!! YOU ALREADY LICKED MY LOLLIPOP!!!
Garnet: Ehehehe, yep! And I’d absolutely do it again if given the chance!
Diana: That’s IT! I’m killing all of you!!
Minami: WHAT?!
Garnet: Oooooooh, I may not have thought this far ahead…
Diana:
Everyone: Fuck you Garnet!!
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When u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers!! (<-copypasta) give. Songe.. or I will starve to deathe....
Oh captain my captain I would never starve you, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese. (I have escaped the chains for long enough to get this together, then back to the mines I go)
I know you are our feral el capitan but today I’m feelin some calm, Sunday morning rain is fallin and I’m drinking peppermint tea, type vibes so here is that
Don’t know why - Nora Jones
Dream a little dream of me - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
I think I like when it rains - WILLIS
In a week - Hozier
Yellow - Coldplay
I’m running on so much caffeine rn it’s not even funny so some parental pats and some water would probably do me good lol
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also i can't believe it's taken me this long to think of this but the guy that's yet to have a code name literally has a blue cap he wears all. the. time.
and there's the code name 🤩
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I’m Vanessa
{🧢Torch & Baseball Cap}
My role is a Disciplinarian
I’m trans and omnisexual
Other than those I’m still figuring out my identity
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This is not THE message but it's VERY IMPORTANT!!!
Shine was playing when I received the message!!!
A message I did not understand at first. But now I do,
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I never send anons but ur makeup looks are truly insane, best insta mua no cap 🧢
Woah thanks, it’s cool getting recognition on something I’ve dedicated so much time and passion to
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