#no animals were harmed

[questionablequeeries]

I think it would be real neat as an experiment to lock a TERF and an incel in a room together and see what happens. We could even sell tickets.

#no animals were harmed #it’s fine #they’re both terrible #and kinda deserve it #also weirdly similar #terf #terfblr #Incel #fuck TERFs #fuck incels

[mashedmangos]

Let him win Secret Life

#traffic light smp #life series #secret life #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #secret life jimmy #as you can tell i draw birds realistically #no animals were harmed

[h50europe]

MODERN MERTHUR - For Arthur's color is red, we love to see Merlin in purple!

#merlin and arthur #merthur fanart #merthur art #merthur #arthur and merlin #arthur pendragon #once and future king #bradley james #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlin #missing merlin #my manip #my edit #digital art #photoshop #no animals were harmed

[krissis-averted]

Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening

#majora's mask #skull kid #meow art #loz mm #loz fanart #legend of zelda #eyestrain #dead animal #dw the bird is only sleeping #no animals were harmed #i care him tbh #majoras mask fanart

[over-the-dreams]

More OTGW Sketches.

Last time I didn't draw Greg and I wasn't too happy with that.

Am I the only one that found it hilarious everytime Greg ran away further into the woods as soon as Wirt got distracted and then they had to look for him? Cuz I sure did XD

Also, let's pretend Wirt carries his brother that way. I think they look super adorable like that.

#art #digitalart #drawing #fanart #ibispaint art #otgw #otgw fanart #over the garden wall #otgw wirt #otgw greg #jason funderburker #the frog #but it's a plushie #no animals were harmed #my art

[assorted-candy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Danny Fenton, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Vlad Masters, Maddie Fenton Additional Tags: Ectober Month 2023, Ectoberhaunt 2023, 2023 Science, Cat, Mention of Animal Sacrifice, mention of animal abuse, No Animals Harmed, The trio find a cat, Cat adoption Summary:

Ectoberhaunt Day 3: Black Cat CW: Mention of animal abuse/sacrifice

The trio find a black cat in the woods. Danny gets stuck trying to take care of him.

#Danny Phantom #ectoberhaunt23 #EH Science #Day 3 #Black Cat #Mention of animal abuse #Mention of animal sacrifice #no animals were harmed #CW: Mention of animal abuse #CW: Mention of animal sacrifice #my fanfic #dp fanfic

[zaylinbutmakeitgaylin]

Little Gayle

#I love him #yet I don’t know what to say about him #no animals were harmed #no real animals lol #oc #oc art #orginal character #my art #procreate #who wants to be art moots #art moots #zaylins epic art #zaylins cool ocs

[worldsfromhoney]

ello

u want frens? me wants frens too

lets be frens

hav a catto

its tasty (nutritional value: 100) :3

*le gasp* NOOOOO CATTO

i will be ur fren… if only to save the catto!! 😤😤😤

#no animals were harmed #or cooked #or turned into a salad #bee answers some asks #ONLY FRIENDSHIP WAS MADE

[razthebastard]

#memes #mems #animals #no animals were harmed #in the making

[amenti-aardwolf]

This is Freddy. Freddy is now a Pokémon. Say hello to Freddy.

#Squirrel #pokemon #skwovet #pokemon irl #no animals were harmed #this guy is gonna be released once he's eating solid foods #the baby boyyyyyyy #he is baby boy

[usernoneexistent]

A/N: I had so much fun writing this of my favourite prankster duo, Sethel. This was an absolute ride to write for 'water' so Al and Kaze I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. Also I highly recommend if you play the song to start at when it says 'as the music changed' to really set the mood.

Characters featured: Ethel Hexley @the-al-chemist, Selene Fraser and Alan the ferret @lifeofkaze​.

Warnings: Sethel

It was a quiet evening. Glenn Rosewood had a good day today and had been looking forward to having the bathroom to himself. No student was out of line today, no interruption, no handing out detention and deduction house points. Not even a peep out his junior students, Ethel Hexley and Selene Fraser, arguably the biggest pests of Hogwarts and the main contributor to his chronic headaches. Passing the statue of Boris the Bewildered, Glenn reached the door.

"Pelagus." He whispered.

The door opened, and Glenn immediately went to the bathroom stalls to change into his bathing suit. On the opposite side of the room, he left his washing items by the pool, illuminated by the candle-lit chandelier. The school did supply complimentary bath items for students to wash with. Still, Glenn has always preferred bringing his own supply. He watched the hundred golden taps fill the sunken pool until the foam perfectly touched the pool's edge.

He dipped in slowly, taking his time to unwind. As the only person here, he could play whatever song he liked from his portable gramophone. His annoying little sister couldn't even barge in to complain about how out of date his music taste was. Taking his bar of soap, that looked slightly pink which Glenn doesn't recall it ever being pale pink. Despite his suspicions, he washed his hair before simply relaxing inside the tub. His muscles loosened, and his eyes were slowly shutting from pure bliss. He heard muffled giggles that he assumed came from the mermaid in the stained glass window overlooking the bath. He also hear squeaks followed by tiny footsteps, coming closer to him. Glenn glanced at the marble floor but saw nothing.

However, it only lasted for a few minutes as the water quickly went cold. Glenn's fingertips were wrinkled like a shrivelfig and almost blue. Glenn went to grab for his wand to reheat the water as he accidentally knocked down a soap bar from the supplied bathroom items.

"For Godrick's sake," he muttered as he blindly navigated his hand through the soapy water for the soap bar. Something slipped through his fingers, almost kicking him. Glenn grabbed it again and pulled out the slippery thing, only to be greeted by a loud croak.

"Bloody Merlin!" The frog flew out of his hand. The chorus of croaking frogs started as the music changed to something more upbeat. Exactly what I needed, he thought to himself. Glenn left the pool immediately to search for his wand to try at least to use the freezing charm on the never-ending spawning of frogs. Drenched, water dripped onto the white marble floor.

He lifted his towels and other items that he had brought. "Where are you, wand?"

Glenn raided through every bathroom corner to find his apparently missing wand. The number of frogs grew more and more as they covered more area. Glenn couldn't even hear himself think through the loud croaks and horrific music that seemed to blast through. He sought shelter in the bathroom stalls as that was the least crowded by the amphibians.

"Blasted!" He smacked the sink, "where did my bloody wand go?"

Something looked wrong in the mirror. Glenn looked up and saw his hair but in a bright shade of magnolia pink. Only so many students would prank him this far; Hexley and Fraser. But how did they pull this off, and where were they? No, Glenn had to focus on finding his wand first to stop the frogs, at least the moment he opened that door, it would become a frog plague at Hogwarts. Then he can find the two girls and deal with them accordingly.

A flash of brown and white moved in the mirror. There's only one animal that is nimble and small; a ferret. Glenn turned to look at the bathroom stall behind him. Slowly creeping up before pushing the door open.

"I knew it! It was yous, Fraser and Hexley!"

"Hi Glenn, I love the new hairstyle," Ethel grinned mischievously.

"I agree with Ethel. The colour pink suits you, Glenn," Selene matched Ethel's grin. Her pet ferret, Alan, was on her shoulder.

Glenn stood there, not amused by their compliments, cross-armed while frogs hopped at his feet and that annoying music still blasting. "Detention for both of you."

"Not if you can't catch us first." Ethel taunted, undeterred by Glenn's punishment. "Here, catch."

"Wait, what?" Glenn saw a stick fly out of her before grabbing it. It was his wand. Selene threw something to the ground while Glenn was distracted. The bath stalls were covered in smoke; he barely managed to hear their footsteps passing by him.

"So long Glenn!"

"And good luck!"

Glenn ran after as best as he could with the frog-filled floor and was careful to not slip and fall down. The door was open as the frogs jumped at the opportunity outside. The girls and their ferret seemed to have disappeared into the darkness of the corridor.

"Hexley! Fraser! I'll get you for this!" Glenn stood at the prefect bathroom door, soaking in his new bright pink hair and an army of frogs escaping behind him.

Next story: Your Secret Admirer

#summer break challenge 2022 #day 5 #water #glenn rosewood #selene fraser #ethel hexley #sethel #alan the ferret #hogwarts legacy #no animals were harmed #no drawings this time #but i might draw it as a bonus later

[moonlight-alphafemale]

I feel like if Henry was a cat, he'd constantly go out hunting and bring back live animals for you to keep 🥺💕

#no animals were harmed #willow yelling #henry legolant #henry legolant x reader #black clover

[yamnbananas]

Pigeon vs Magpie 14/04/2023

#trillnoir #yamnbananas #london #england #art #london life #black and white #peace and love #life is art #southwark #angry birds #magpie #pigeon #bird watching #fight scene #fight club #no animals were harmed #benny hill #british comedy #tiktok #april 2023 #birds #bless up

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Everyone talks about how smart huskies are, and as someone with a lot of experience in animals I can tell you- they’re not wrong! Huskies learn quick, can work jobs, save humans in emergencies, even learn to mimic human talking and use simple words to get their humans to feed them or give them water. That’s all true. It’s just that huskies are also kinda. Dumb. But In a different way. Like one time I brought my chihuahuas to the beach, and someone had a husky running around. Being all happy and friendly the husky came up to one of them and tried to play. Jon, the chihuahua who doesn’t even have teeth due to dental issues, did not take kindly to the invitation and snapped at the husky’s nose. The Husky, having been not even actually bitten by the 6 inch tall chihuahua, screamed and ran behind the couple that was walking him to hide. We said sorry and all, the couple laughed, and the husky was all sad. Because clearly he just almost died by the hands of a great beast. Yet meanwhile, as I recently saw in the news, another husky was being walked by the Hollywood sign, and fell off the edge of the short cliff. Just walked right off while the other dog (a smaller one) did not because It Is A Cliff Edge. Now the husky was completely fine, In fact he had a great time running around in the bushes while an actual search team was sent after him. And when he saw the search team from the brush he ran out tail waging because ah!!! Friends!!! He was reunited with his person and the small dog he was with, and seemed to have absolutely no regrets or qualms about how he Literally Walked Off A Cliff. So basically huskies are great, but they can be very very stupid and are very very lucky they’re sturdy and strong enough to handle their own decisions

#husky #husky dog #huskies #husky mix #huskypuppy #huskylife #dogs with jobs #dogs #funny dogs #dogs of tumblr #love dogs #stupid dog #i say this lovingly #chihuahua #chihuahuas #my many animals #my pets #hollywood #dw all mentioned animals are fine #no animals were harmed #no animal injury

[bumblebey12]

I woke up and was like UNDERFELL BDAY BASH. 7TH BDAY!?!

Gotta post a TikTok for it.

#underfell #undertale #undertale au #sans #papyrus #red #boss #underfell sans #underfell papyrus #underfell fanart #UNDERFELL BDAY BASH #BDAY #BASH #no animals were harmed #sketch #fanart #traditional art

[capydoodle]

dungeon capy... oh, dungeon capy...

#no capybaras were harmed in the making of this post. keep an eye on laios though #art #digital art #illustration #capydoodle #capybara #capybaras #animals #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon