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thedelusionreaderbitch · 3 years

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The Crows as parents headcanons: You come out as Asexual

A/n: So I do have a request I'm finishing up but I wanted to do this before that comes out so... Ya!

Jesper and Wylan:

- So it's always been this thing like 'use protection' from your parents because even if they are overprotective as hell they understand you're a teenager and they rather educate you then not

- So this has always made you a bit uncomfortable because you genuinely didn't want to have sex, like?????

- So when you find out the label of Asexual you bring it up with your parents because your family had always been very supportive of LGBTQ+ Rights

- But to seem sneaky you don't bring up asexuality really soon you were actually very smooth

- But beside's the point

- And they don't really comment on it and your a little frustrated because you had a plan bro! Participate!

- So you just like 'I'm pretty sure I'm Ace!'

- And you cover your hands over your mouth right away because oh shit, oh shit! This was not the way you wanted to come out to them!

- There's an awkward silence for a couple seconds before Wylan is like 'thank god I really didn't want to have those talks anymore!'

- And ya'll burst out laughing

- Because this is just great, the best way to come out to your parents

- You do talk a bit more in-depth with them because you want to be proud of who you are

- You also mention you want to come out to all you're uncles and aunts as soon as possible

- You off mention about just sending everyone a letter

- And the next day Jesper takes out an Asexual flag from- somewhere...

- Yelling that Asexuality is real and etc.

- Of course, your whole family joins in

Nina and Matthias:

- They kind of already knew

- Like your Nina's kid

- And also Matthias's but imagine him before becoming whatever Brum made him into

- And your family is just generally open (but not too much obv.)

- And when you don't show any sexual interest in no one their like okay and move on

- So when you came out to them it wasn't a surprise

- But you can bet your ass that ya MoMA was like

- WE'RE GOING TO A PRIDE PARADE YA'LL!!!!

- Loki same with your dad he was yelling at his friends that he officially got to go to his first pride parade with his child!

Inej and Kaz:

- So same with Nina and Matthias you guys would be very open about your life

- There was almost no secrets

- Till this one

- And you felt really guilty but...

- You had already learned from your parents that physical touch was not needed in a relationship

- But they also said something about everyone is natural if they have/want to have sex and bla bla bla

- And they weren't trying to be bad or anything

- I think they were generally trying to give you the talk about the 'birds and the bees'

- they failed. I'm sorry but they failed, hard

- So when you get a S/o

- Your S/o already knows your ace

- They come over for dinner

- And your S/o offhandedly mentions how they beat up someone for you that was being a homophobic jerk and saying you weren't natural. You get the jest of it

- Inej and Kaz are just like what?!

- And you burst into tears

- And their both at your side is like 'no we love you either way! Just be careful! We love you! 💕'

- And you hug them

- And Inej and Kaz might have failed at the 'birds and the bees' but they did not fail at being amazing parents nor loving you 24/7!

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