Whole ass man in my kitchen slamming cabinets for attention.
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I wish I could show my gfs reaction from last night when I was telling her about Neopets and got around to explaining the pound chat and pet adoption process. When I said “so you have to basically write an essay about why you want and deserve this pretend animal” she could not believe it. I wasn’t even really questioning it as anything weird as I’ve been steeped in UFA culture since I was ten. then I had to explain that I myself have also written these neopet applications and she fully short circuited. the only stronger reaction she had in our 45min neopet discussion was when I said “so you have pets, and then you have petpets which are pets for your pets, and you have petpetpets which are pets for your petpets” and she audibly screamed
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fnaf movie legit made me feel like i was 14 again discovering this new horror game markiplier was playing right as i was starting high school ;u;
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“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the seaside for my health.
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Wayne finding Eddie and Steve sleeping together and he is taken aback but not because Eddie sleeping with a boy or not even because he is sleeping with Harrington. No, he is taken aback because the boy is sleeping soundly with Eddie. His Eddie. Who happens to be snoring like a jackhammer.
And yet there Steve is. His head resting on the juncture of Eddie’s neck and shoulder, basically having his ear right on the level of Eddie’s mouth, but face relaxed like nothing has ever bothered him in his life.
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In a fair world my balls would be clapping at her pussy right now
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the realest thing cecil has ever done is announce that he found a paper bag full of cash and then promptly add that he will NOT be returning it.
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⚠ (FNAF MOVIE LAST TRAILER SPOILERS !!)
"He is coming...BACK"
so the last fnaf movie trailer came out today and DAMN I COULDN'T HELP TO DRAW SPRING WHEN HE APPEARED !! IT WAS SO RAW AUHHHGGG /POS
reference screenshot I used for this quick colored doodle !! (it's brigthened up btw)
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