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allforthe-gays · 2 years
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nicky: hey neil,,, who's the hottest person in this room ????
neil: um probably you
nicky: oh really 😏
neil: you have a fever of 102 degrees, so yeah you're probably the hottest.
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hmmm-shesucks · 6 months
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Once the foxes become more comfortable with each other, they begin to nag. Mostly little things, usually humorous things. They nag on Nicky for being too forward sometimes. They nag on Neil for his horrible life habits. They nag on Dan for her mother henning. They nag on Kevin for everything. It's fun, it's what families do. They all just pick on each other for fun.
It takes a little longer for them to feel comfortable nagging Andrew though, which, is understandable, but one of the first things they start picking on him for is his lack of communication in general. He NEVER talks. They just want him to participate sometimes.
Renee and Neil find this funny because Andrew talks A LOT just not around the foxes. He's not comfortable.
See, Andrew is fucking weird. Everyone knows this, but the foxes think he's weird in a “mysterious, murder you in your sleep, was totally the kid everyone thought was going to shoot up the school” kind of weird.
Andrew is not that kind of weird. He's a different breed entirely. He plans out how he'd survive the apocalypse, any of them. He is constantly fighting back the most wild intrusive thoughts. He is 24/7 existential crisis. His head is a wild fucking place.
But he is trying. Making progress. Trying to be more open and approachable, as Bee says. So he talks. Out Loud.
And the foxes hate him.
In the most monotonous voice ever
“Do you ever feel like your bones are dirty? Like, I could totally strip my meat suit and just give my ribs a good bleaching.”
“If that light fell out of the ceiling it would kill at least three of you and seriously injure the rest of us.”
“Nothing is stopping me from buying five ice cream flavors at once, but I'm learning self-control and Bee would be disappointed.”
“Currently having a manic episode. Should I A.) call Bee, tell her I'm not doing too great, and talk about my symptoms and how to best cope? B.) find the nearest mall and spend every dime I have in less than thirty minutes. Or C.) go apeshit and try to fight anyone and everyone who looks at me in a less-than-kind way. Children included.
*stage whisper* there's a secret fourth option but I'm saving it for later ;) (pronounced Semicolon left facing open parentheses. Yes he says this out loud)”
disappears for less than five minutes and comes back with three furrbies and a corndog, one that is obviously not from the mall's food court.
He's so fucking weird. Like, weirder than Neil, and it's awful (so good dude, the foxes eat it up)
And it's not the manic Andrew on meds. It's just Andrew. He's still Andrew. He's still quiet most of the time and he is still grumpy and apathetic, but he's also comfortable enoughto just blurt random shit out and have fun watching everyone figure out how to respond. He's found safety in his new family and he can openly be who he is without fear of judgment or rejection. He's happy in a way he's never felt nor ever thought he'd get to experience. He's just Andrew.
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil when nicky said girls were too soft for him:
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speciouspessimism · 5 months
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what if andreil having supports outside of each other… it does not minimize their relationship but in fact makes it healthier…
like andrew waking from a nightmare and he needs to talk to aaron. he just needs to know his brother is there, hear his voice, and then he can be done with it. or, so very rarely andrew and nicky take a trip to the columbia house, just them, for alone time away from the team (or for nicky, calling erik time), staying in their respective rooms and away from one another, but a few times a day they both emerge and cross paths and andrew will need to listen to nicky’s mindless joy ranting about everything in the world.
or neil is having a panic attack and he just really has to talk to matt! they both know comforting isn’t always andrew’s thing and every once in a while neil needs some more conventional care. he just needs to stay with wymack again for a couple days when he’s sick, and have abby tend to him and kevin stop by to argue with him about his health but also to make sure he’s taken care of properly. to walk him through delirious fever induced conversations about the nest...
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kairospy · 9 months
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Stuart sending Neil a copy of every fbi report to his name and the foxes making a day out of flipping through every file
Matt: “You WATERBOARDED someone?!?”
Neil: “Twice. The other file must be here somewhere”
Nicky, whispering: “…what the fuck is joy riding”
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the foxes are the small town bakery and riko is the commercial bakery trying to kick them out of town. neil is the town outsider who learns the spirit of Christmas and family. he then saves the small town bakery by helping them win the highly competitive bake-off. riko and the ravens leave town out of embarrassment and the small town celebrates
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mieeaahhh · 1 month
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All for the game headcannons (so so so many)
(might delete because I’m embarrassed)
-Aaron and Andrew hang out at least once a week because bee said they should give it a try and then once they graduate and live separately they call once a week instead.
-Aaron has a slightly stronger southern accent than the rest of the foxes and they like ‘mock’ him by repeating what he says sometimes. (idk if that makes sense and I’m not American so idek if he’d have a southern accent I just saw other people saying the foxes would😰)
-the foxes usually go to Aaron if Abby isn’t around when they have like a small ache in their arm or something along those lines.
-on Valentine’s Day since Eric lives so far away and Seth is yk 💀 the foxes do small things to try make nicky and Alison’s day better. Matt and Dan invite them to tag along their plans sometimes, Andrew and Neil leave them extra ice-cream in the freezer, Renee makes gets Allison flowers and sometimes takes Allison on a walk if she’s up to it, Aaron and katelyn let Nicky watch movies with them sometimes, and they also just hang out with each other and somewhat ‘bond’ about being by themselves on Valentine’s Day 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
-Aaron had piercings before meeting Andrew without his mum’s permission which obviously made her absolutely furious, so then Andrew had gotten them as well because he knew she hated them. (And he thinks they’re cool)
-the twins share a lot of their shoes. Like they’re is only one pair and it’s neither Andrews or Aarons🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
-Neil named sir and king because when he suggested that Andrew should name them, Andrew just said something lazy like “cat one and cat two”.
-Katelyn’s personality is like Nicky’s and Renee’s combined. Also I like to think that Aaron is an absolute MESS around Katelyn and the foxes do NOT leave him alone about it.
-Randy is like one of those mums that’ll ask you to invite people you are barely friends with over for tea and she started doing it with Matt about Aaron. (I like to think that Aaron and Matt end up becoming really good friends)
-Aaron doesn’t like sleeping by himself and will sometimes awkwardly ask whoever he’s with if he can sleep in their bed with them (only if he trust them like A LOT and is obviously like close with them??) and most of the foxes are aware he does this but never bring it up as they all do things that are a little childish to make themselves feel better(safe)
He’s slept In Nicky’s, Andrews and obviously Katelyn’s bed the most.
-Matt always gives people those double high-fives after good games (like this🙌) and one time turned towards Andrew for one without thinking and then put them down with a quiet apology while Andrew stared at him. Andrew silently set his hand out for Matt to give him a high five and he hesitantly did.
-there is a photo of Seth (that Allison picked) on the foxes photo wall with a metal plate thing next to it that has his name, exy position and t-shirt number.
-they take a ‘team photo’ every year for the photo wall and it’s probably the most awkward looking photo in the world.
-Katelyn is an accessory girly🤞 she constantly has hair clips and jewellery and whatever else on and when she gets sick/annoyed if having a hair clip in around Aaron she will wordlessly clip it somewhere onto him. His jumper, his hair, his bag, his shoe etc etc and a lot of the times he doesn’t even notice.
-Katelyn has videos of Aaron singing his absolute heart out while drunk and she reminds him of it whenever he’s being difficult
-a lot of the foxes sing while drunk so it often leads to a mini concert when they drink together
-Wymack has a mug signed by all the foxes that he uses every day because they got it for him on Father’s Day as a joke (Kevin’s name is the biggest)
-the twins have both been caught standing on countertops soooo many times trying to reach stuff but nobody is brave enough to mention it.
-Andrew helps dye Renee’s hair and Renee helps paint Andrews nails.
-Aaron’s septum is ALWAYS squint and it drives Katelyn mad so she always just fixes it for him and he just kinda stares at her in confusion because he honestly forgets he has piercings sometimes.
-jeans new hobby is drawing (I saw Nora say he picks up a new hobby and I’m hoping, wishing and praying it’s art related)
-Jeremy has a habit of doing this 🤙 all the time in photos.
-Kevin and Wymack start going out for lunch once a week after the books take place.
-Andrew fiddles with his piercings and picks his nail varnish when he’s bored/anxious.
-Aaron’s glasses are bent slightly from always falling asleep on them at his desk
-Neil is the only fox who isn’t afraid of spiders so he’s the designated spider remover whenever they see one.
-Neil likes holding Andrews face a lot and sometimes Neil will squish his cheeks slightly too annoy him.
-we all know Andrew has a resting bored face but I think Aaron has the worst case of rbf knows to man bro. Like he will look at Matt or something and Matt will feel the need to apologise.
-Dan, Allison and Renee invite Katelyn for girls nights and slumber parties because they know it annoys Aaron and they actually just really like her.
-Aaron likes the smiths
-Kevin has dimples
-Aaron and Andrew have freckles on their nose, Neil has freckles all over and Jeremy has freckles on his cheeks
-Aaron apologises whenever he cries (trauma response??) and when he lived with Andrew and Nicky they’d always try tell him that he has nothing to apologise for which made him cry even harder
-Neil wears caps and Andrew hates it so whenever Neil wears them Andrew flicks them off his head
-Katelyn is the tallest out of Neil, Andrew and Aaron
-Dan always sends the photos she takes to the person in said photo so that they have a copy of it as-well as it being on the wall.
-Dan and Matt have soooo many matching clothes it’s ridiculous
-Andrew has smoker lungs💔
(he coughs so much it’s concerning sometimes)
And his voice is like raspier than Aarons is
-whenever the twins say something or do something at the same time they just automatically say something like “shut up” or “stop” as if the other did it on purpose.
-the twins always sit weirdly because if they don’t they’re feet will go numb from not being able to reach the floor.
-Dan made a group chat for the foxes that barely ever ended up getting used but after everyone graduates and goes on with their own lives it ends up getting used a lot more for calling/FaceTimes each other
-Nicky sometimes tags along in the twins weekly hang outs/calls
-after that big sleepover the foxes had after getting Neil back they start doing things like that regularly. Having sleepovers, trips, movie nights, baking, board games/game nights, etc because they do start realising that maybe they do care about each other more than they say they do and it should be shown towards one another a lot more or it could be too late🤷‍♀️
Sorry bro there is so much and I can’t think of any more right now 💀
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forget-me-yes-21 · 2 years
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Y'all remember when Kevin lost his shit because Neil wasn't taking his health seriously? And remember when Andrew had Kevin carry his medication for him? And remember Kevin bitching at Nicky for eating unhealthily? Yeah, headcanon that when Abby's not around Kevin takes it upon himself to make sure his idiot Foxes stay healthy. But like to a helicopter mom level.
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Aaron: *ordering food at a restaurant*
Kevin: *who stays strapped with a list of all the Foxes' health restrictions at all times* Does that have carrots in it? He's allergic.
Aaron: It's a pizza, Kevin. Why would it have carrots in it?
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Dan: *wearing her stripper heels for fun*
Kevin: *visibly stressed, standing closer to her than normal to catch her in case she falls so she doesn't break an ankle*
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Nicky: *getting a soda out of the fridge*
Kevin: That's your third one. Get a water instead.
Nicky: Ughhhhhh
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Allison: *on her period*
Kevin: *(who has memorized the girls menstrual cycles) slides pain killers and chocolate into her dorm*
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One of the Foxes: *coughs*
Kevin: *already aggressively making soup*
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Kevin: *notices hickies on one of the Foxes* Everyday I thank a god I don't believe in that you're all in committed monogamous relationships so I don't have to make sure you get tested for STD's.
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Bonus:
Neil: *exists*
Kevin: *stressed but Neil is Andrew's problem so stressed from a distance*
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Please believe me when I say that King and Sir are absolute nuisances. Everyone hates them so much except for Neil and Andrew. (And Renee)
The cats tricked Neil into bringing them home (based on an ao3 fic called King and Sirs Gotcha Day)
Sir enjoys pretending to be cute to lure you in to pet him, but will take his first chance to attack you.
King will stalk you and attack your feet. You'll never see her coming. (She uses her claws like Andrew uses his knives)
So photogenic you forget forget all the wrong they've ever done
They are the sweetest to Andrew and Neil, even when guests are over. Nicky whines about how unfair this is
Neil doesn't allow them to have people food
It's okay though, they know Andrew will give them people food when Neil's not looking
(Neil totally knows)
Sir wears a bell on his collar so they know where he is
King refuses to wear a collar
She keeps pulling/ biting them off, much to the boys displeasure, and hides them so they can't find it
They eventually gave up on the collar when King started meowing everytime she entered a room with Andrew or Neil so she wouldn't accidently sneak up on them
Aaron and Kaitlyn babysat them for a weekend while Andrew and Neil were at the fall banquet
They proceeded to destroy Aaron's house without getting caught
King will stare Aaron down until he looks at her. She will then proceed to knock over the closest thing to her.
She even locked him outside his apartment once. (He was mildly impressed)
Sir is all cuddly towards Kaitlyn, so Aaron can't punish them
After the weekend Aaron vows to never see the cats again
(Andrew interrogates them on how they did that so he could do it. They meow and Andrew nods back in understanding)
Renee takes care of the cats when the boys are gone
King likes Renee. Sir begrudgingly respects her
Dan was the first to mention how similar King and Sir are to Andrew and Neil respectively.
Silently, this explains a lot to Andrew
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padfootsaphrodite · 1 year
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The most unrealistic thing in aftg is the amount of cigarettes Andrew smokes but is still capable of running, fighting, etc and not stopping to catch his breath once. Unbelievable.
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numnue · 11 months
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how i think this went down:
kevin, immediately after seth’s death: ok but what about stickball????
nicky, appalled: KEVIN THE MAN IS DEAD
kevin, considering nicky’s words for a second: eh it’s not a major loss
and then it’s just:
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neil, to himself: *looks at aaron and kevin* what dumbasses *immediately seeks out andrew*
andrew: your apathy doesn't bode well for your mental health, bestie
neil, sighing internally: ...dont even get me started on seth >:(
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neil: *being bothered by someone at eden’s that won’t take no for an answer*
andrew: *0,0001 second away from interfering*
matt ‘will-protect-neil-josten-with-my-life’ boyd: hold my purse, andrew, hOLD MY PURSE.
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hmmm-shesucks · 6 months
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Broke: Neil being banned from press because he has a bit of an attitude problem
Woke: Neil being banned from press because he deep dives into their lives, finds out all their secrets, and exposes them when they ask too many personal questions or say things he doesn’t like.
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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The foxes as memes I found on twitter p2:
Allison:
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Matt:
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Neil:
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Andrew:
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Kevin whenever Neil roasts someone:
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Aaron when he met Neil:
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Dan:
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Nicky:
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exy-shmexy · 1 year
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No matter what you do, just don’t think about Dan and Matt’s wedding.
Don’t think about Matt asking Neil to be his best man, about Dan asking Renee, Allison and Dan’s stage sisters to be her bridesmaids.
Don’t think about Wymack walking Dan down the aisle to the soft sound of a piano and trying so very hard not to shed a tear because he is a Tough Man.
Don’t think about Allison hiring the best caterers she knows and gifting them with an obscenely big wedding cake which Andrew definitely hasn’t been eyeing ever since he spotted it.
Don’t think about the various couples slowly dancing together (and obviously don’t think about Neil and Andrew also dancing together but in another room out of sight from everyone).
Don’t think about Wymack finally letting go of the Tough Man act and just full on letting out a sob when he takes Dan and Matt in his arms.
Don’t think about Neil giving, to everyone’s surprise, the most wholesome speech and having Dan just fuck up the makeup Allison applied that morning while Renee did her hair with fat tears.
Don’t think about the way Andrew is not so subtly devouring Neil with his eyes because Matt got him a taylor-made black suit and Andrew is just ridiculously enamored with his idiot it’s actually embarrassing.
Don’t think about Aaron going up to them hand in hand with Katelyn and telling them he’s glad Dan was their captain even if he was a little shit he always admired her anyway and Matt was a cool teammate even if he still owes him an ass beating at that one video game.
Don’t think about Neil talking to Matt in private when the party starts slowing down and telling him he’s glad he got to live to see them be so happy together.
Don’t think about Kevin pulling Dan to the side and thanking her for having taken such good care of his father when he didn’t know how to properly be someone’s son.
just, don’t think about that alright.
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trauma-insence · 6 months
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most universities and colleges have an RA or security for their dorm halls and I wanna know what the foxes RA thought. how often did they see or hear what was happening and choose to say they weren’t in the building bc they didn’t wanna deal with it. how many times did they go past security desks clearly intoxicated and the person at the desk just decided to turn a blind eye. when did authority figures decide to give up enforcing the rules for the foxes because they’re always dealing with a million different things
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