The CURSED Spongebob episodes that never got aired. These things get DISTURBING and I can see why they decided to seal them away...
but here's the thing guys, I love seals, they're just so cute. if you're a dog lover and you don't like seals, then I'm sorry but you're just not telling the truth. aqua dogs, kind of like pokemon, except REAL. Fun fact they can't even get rabies (50% true). so it's time everyone - ITS TIME TO FREE THE SEALS.
Old italian mafia movie nicknames are so funny. They'll be showing the new guy (Usually someone young) around and be like:
Mafia mentor that definitely is dying later: "Alright. This is Jimmy Two Tone. This is Streaks. And that over there is Nick. Don't ever fuck with Nick"
New kid: "Oh wow. A normal name. Is it short for Nicholas?"
Mentor: "It's short for Nickelodeon. He shot up a guy so bad on his first job that the man was slime when Nick was finished."