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sexchangedotcom · 7 months
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youre saying this radio gave you head ?
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maxburnett · 1 year
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aiku · 1 year
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wishing a happy easter to all jjk enjoyers!!
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pityroad · 19 days
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One thing keeping an archive of film photographs is showing me, is that if I don't develop and post them on social media quickly, everything will have changed since then — relationships ended, people passed away, places closed down or demolished. Such is the nature of it, I guess
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nicolismind · 3 months
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i want to shotgun with him so bad. get so intoxicated <3
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corpotheism · 2 years
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eyeofthtiger · 2 years
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Taking the ‘he’ out of my bio after I dressed up as a man for a party and realised I never want to be perceived as a man
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syntheticnightmares · 3 years
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respawn stop giving wraith bp legendaries like im actually fucking begging on my knees. please. like. can gibraltar get one? crypto?revenant? loba?????
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bellaswansong · 2 years
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etho is one of the beings that guards a jungle temple (but he quit) and he can inhabit redstone components like a silverfish, which makes them malfunction. a redfish, if you will,
(from my larger minecraft fanon lore universe)
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femmefaramir · 5 years
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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem of general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
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deansbian · 3 years
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they were canonically only in love to serve heavens plan WHY would dean narrate that that’s a horror story
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sexchangedotcom · 5 months
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people are always mourning twink death but they don’t celebrate bear birth. why don’t you think about fat hairy gay men for a bit maybe you’ll feel better
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maxburnett · 2 years
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aiku · 1 year
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pityroad · 8 months
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life update: Eileen Myles is doing an event at Edinburgh Book Festival tomorrow, in conversation with another excellent queer poet Harry Josephine Giles, and unfortunately I've only just found out and am otherwise engaged. However it is possible to watch live/on demand online, so I shall do that and remember to check the Book Festival programme more closely next year
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cvrsedbody · 5 years
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OH MY GOD. OH FUCK. IVE OPENED MY THIRD EYE.
BASTARDS AND GENTLEBASTARDS I HAVE TO SHARE SOMERHING WITH YOU.
Am I the first to realize this? Probably not! Is that going to stop me from making you think about Undertale in 2K19? ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT!!!
SO y’all know the deltarune prophecy??
Yeah you do.
Lets take a look at some of it here.
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“*However...
*There is a prophecy.
*The Angel...
*The One Who Has Seen The Surface...
*They will return.
*And the underground will go empty.”
You see that little bit I highlighted for emphasis? Yeah. THATS KINDA IMPORTANT.
You know why?
FRISK HAS NEVER BEEN TO THE UNDERGROUND BEFORE!!!! THEY ARENT RETURNING FROM SHIT!!
But if a certain basically canon “fan-theory” is to be believed... you know who WAS returning?
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THIS LEGEND RIGHT HERE!!!
NARRACHARA IS PRETTYMUCH OUTRIGHT CANON. CHARA WAS RESURRECTED. RETURNED TO CONSCIOUSNESS, AND THE UNDERGROUND.
AND THEYRE THE ONE WHO SAVED THEM.
THATS IT!! DEMON CHARA SUPPORTERS GO HOME! CHARA IS WHO SAVED THE UNDERGROUND AND FREED THE MONSTERS IN THE END. IT WAS CHARA WHO SAVED ASRIEL AND IT WAS CHARA WHO WON THE DAY THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
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