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johneckels · 9 months

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hello world how's your day going today

part two of the blog post what I did enjoy it

Welcome to my blog I hope you stay on my blog and like enemy blog post for me and yes I would love to write a blog for you today on dating cause I love them that they are somebody but I don't know how to date no one and yes ladies and gentlemen I am in a wheelchair but that doesn't matter to being in the wheelchair that you could still be in love with that's nothing someone that you love and it doesn't matter that you're handed out or walking that guy let me give you the example okay we're all going to get that disability thick ass some way or another and yes I like to talk about my disability but that's hard and I want sense that I did somebody before no I haven't I wanted someone yeah am I single yeah I'm single but I don't want to tell no one I'm single but because it's my private life and yes I'm proud to say I'm single too old lady cuz and I'm proud to say I love you too someone else in the blog I know it didn't hurt until a guy but we need to take care of someone else the guy let me tell you something okay go if you see somebody and it wheelchair open up the door for them is the best thing for them ask them if they need help if they refused open up the door anyway cuz this life is short okay and yes and it sit down have a cup of coffee rubbed out version get to know them as a person that guy I want to go somewhere all right guy and me to tell me somebody yeah I do but I don't drive and I need to take Uber and I don't have to do around and I don't have a phone the the thing that you were at to think of you a ride on the front too Pittsburgh that guy and yes I know that I'm just rambling on Butthead guys now but no seriously go see someone that's in the wheelchair go talk to them go up to them and say hi

#youtube video #braunability #nftumblcryptids #video

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tinymcfae · 1 year

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And there she was.

The Queen of hell.

#witch #witchcraft #tarot #poetry #art #photography #nftumblcryptids #blackandwhite #billieeilish #writings #empath #leannespoetry

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jodraws-blog · 1 year

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hey

#nftumblcryptids

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ratgirls7616 · 1 year

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yass look at these sims, I used the sim from @shinybacon ´s sim dump

#sims 4 #sims 4 maxis match #sims4 cas #sims #sims 4 cc #sims 4 edit #sims 4 simblr #nftumblcryptids #sims4 #cc #alpha cc #art

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ribbonsandvines · 1 year

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It crawls through my insides

It stops at my throat

It chokes me

I open my mouth to let it out

Hoping it will slither out

Just as it slithers inside

It's ugly

I push it under the rug

Until I trip over it

#don't talk to me #word vomit #I keep trying to remember that #My now is not my forever #But the previous still lasts #nftumblcryptids #poetry??#spilled poetry

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tumblcryptidadoptioncenter · 3 years

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NFTs are here!

No one was more surprised by the recent boom of NFTs than we volunteers at the Tumblcryptid Adoption Center. Up until just a few months ago, we were under the impression that NFTs were our well-hidden secret...something we kept shielded from you and, frankly, ourselves. How did the rest of the world learn about them? We have no idea. You see, we have millions of NFTs we’ve kept under lock and key since the great NFT discovery in 2008. After weeks of hemming and hawing, we decided it is no longer our place to shield you from them. That’s why we’re holding our very own Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids (NFT) Adoption Fair.

You may remember the Tumbeasts. Those cunning Tumblcryptid sub-species were simply too beastly to be contained. They ravaged everything in their path. No enclosure could hold them. No trainer could mold their behavior. The Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids up for adoption today have been assessed for good behavior, are fully vaccinated, and do not want to steal your skin.

To adopt your own, visit your dashboard on the web and click the undulating “Summon thy Tumblcryptid” button right there at the top. To spread the word about our adoption fair, we’re going to reblog some of your best Tumblcryptids adoptions, fanart, and commentary right below this pinned post.

#NFTumblcryptids #they definitely do not want your skin #NFT

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special-grade-fujioshi · 3 years

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#NFTumblcryptids

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uneryx · 3 years

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DO NOT MAKE TUMBLCRYPTIDS

Hey kids! Do you want to participate in the advancement of Earth’s destruction? Do you want to generate 40 years worth of electricity emissions with one click of a button? Tumblr is now allowing you to make your very own NFTs and participate in a solipsistic pyramid scheme where artists don’t own their art anymore and every transaction personally stabs Gaia in the face! But Uneryx, what the fuck’s an NFT and what’s that hav to do with Tumblcryptids? Glad you asked! Imagine that you printed out a jpeg and stapled it to a dollar bill. Now imagine that, instead of a print out of a jpeg, it was actually a sticky note that said where the jpeg was located on your hard drive and you stapled THAT to a dollar bill.

That’s what an NFT is - a digital container file attached to cryptocurrency (specifically, an ethereium token) that gives the buyer “ownership” of an image file. Except not really because what buyers actually own is a container file with the image’s URL inside of it.

Oh, and the act of minting an NFT causes astronomical environmental damage because the emissions required to generate cryptocurrency are ridiculously high.

ALSO! Artists don’t retain any ownership of their work once it’s been NFT’d. And you don’t have to prove that you’re the original artist to make an NFT. Hell, you can screenshot someone’s twitter post and make THAT an NFT. So, on top of the pyramid scheme aspect of it and the acceleration of climate change, we can add art theft to the toxic, shitty culture around fake online trading cards. So what’s this got to do wtih the Tumblcryptids?

A few things.

First of all, this site loves to bag on about normalizing bad behaviors. Well guess what, this is absolutely normalizng something awful. By making an april fool’s joke about something this harmful, Tumblr staff is basically turning something that will destroy our planet into a fucking joke. It’s not a joke.

Secondly, there is no opting in or transparency. There’s just a FUN SPLASHY BANNER that catches your eye, and oh, it makes a cute little blob based on your interests with a funny name!

Nowhere until after you’ve sumibtted the post to your blog does it say the word “NFT”.

This is, at best, a tacky, tasteless joke about something that is EXTREMELY controversial in the artist community (with a majority of artists vehemently against it), and at worst a pyramid scheme that brings us one step closer to planetary annihilaition. HAPPY FUCKIN APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!

#NFTumblcryptids #this is a very bad joke and y'all need to be aware #signal boost this please #i'm so fucking livid #and no im not overreacting NFTs are bad fucking news #case in point: elon musk and jeff bezos love them #that should tell you everything

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partywithponies · 3 years

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Enjoying the tumblr april fools day joke because as always for tumblr it’s cute and harmless and obviously a joke from the start, but seeing people getting genuinely mad at tumblr because they were genuinely fooled and genuinely thought the random character creator button was generating genuine NFTs: